Chapter 32
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 32
Chapter Title: The Missing Mint Soboro Bread (2)
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We were supposed to do a raid together this week, but where the hell did he really go?
Hasn't been seen for almost a week now.
Something must've happened?
He did say he was busy lately, yeah.
If he's not here by 3, just the two of us go.
Hasn't even posted on "Super Cute Lately" or anything. Doesn't seem like he's just busy.
Tch.
She's kinda secretive, so I figured she'd dip eventually.
Eh, it happens.
The posts just cut off suddenly... 100% gone. Yeah.
Mint Soboro Bread had disappeared.
And it wasn't just my thought—plenty of users in the channel were wondering about her whereabouts.
'Hmm.'
Truth be told, it wasn't all that unusual.
Even before I settled into the channel, several users had left, and that was just one of the fates of a casual community like this.
But maybe because we'd gotten especially close lately? Her absence stirred up some pretty complicated feelings in me.
Ding!
High School Dropout Middle Schooler: Hey
High School Dropout Middle Schooler: Did you really leave the channel??
Feeling a pang of regret, I sent a message, but as expected, no reply.
Soon enough, reports about Mint Soboro Bread started pouring in from other users in the channel.
Action & Fighter dragon vortex character hit 7 days offline.
All the gacha games he's been pulling on have been abandoned.
Did he really get hacked and dip to real life?
Goodbye, Mint Soboro Bread.
Guess it's real.
It's a shame...
No point holding onto someone who's leaving.
For real. We had fun while it lasted. Not like we're gonna live on channels forever.
Speak for yourself, I'm staying.
Archive is my life??
OK, got it.
The channel users were taking Mint Soboro Bread's departure in stride, and I resolved to do the same.
Things took a strange turn that afternoon, after a user claiming to be an acquaintance of Mint Soboro Bread posted a request for help.
Sorry to come to the channel with such unfortunate news.
A missing person report was filed just a day ago regarding channel user Mint Soboro Bread. No one around has seen her for over a week.
If anyone talked to Mint Soboro Bread after last Friday or spotted her, please DM me.
(Photo)
(Photo)
?
??
Wait, actually missing?
Chills...
What the hell is this all of a sudden...
A somewhat shocking update.
Moreover, the poster had verified with a photo of paper with their nickname and a Hunter license. They also had a history of posting useful guides on other channels, so it was hard to dismiss as bait.
"......"
If Mint Soboro Bread was really missing, I couldn't help but worry.
The other users felt the same, and naturally, the channel erupted into chaos.
Not left the channel, actually missing?
It's already been a week. Isn't this dangerous??
Doesn't look good.
But the Archive account is still active, so high chance of survival, right?
Yeah, just checked. Account's fine.
What the heck. A week missing isn't easy in this day and age.
The Archive operates by receiving a tiny amount of mana from the registrant. If that transmission cuts off for some reason, it loses function and goes dormant.
And if that state persists long-term, the account gets marked inactive and can't be used until unlocked through a separate process—or so I understood.
Emergency, so calling top mod.
Won't the channel explode if you call?
Nah, supposed to be fine in cases like this.
Hmm.
Go for it.
With the channel users' approval, Paruring the top mod summoned a senior admin, and soon V—the one I'd met before—showed up to relay Archive's stance briefly.
We don't have more info than that, but if anything changes, we'll share it.
We hope for a positive resolution.
Phew.
Good news. Chills...
Thanks, god Archive...
No account issue but missing a week? Still weird.
If this were a normal casual community, we'd just have to sit on our hands. But this was the Archive, community of 'Awakeners' with all sorts of bizarre powers.
In the end, the users who'd been spamming nonsense started subtly revealing their abilities to check on Mint Soboro Bread's safety.
The memory extraction guy from last time said he'll take a commission.
But he's super busy, so not sure if it'll work out.
Pang-il-ham is the best.
Calling an A-Rank whenever? Chills.
Is that guy really IRL friends? Commissioning him is a pain, I hear.
D-Rank trash, but prayer might give a 'slight' bit of luck or 'minor' change...
Won a 10,000 won delivery coupon with it last time lol.
10k is legit impressive?
OP.
How? Pray for my exam pass too.
Chills.
Anyway, best of luck.
Regulars, lurkers, even migratory users popped up to search for Mint Soboro Bread, but the first breakthrough came from an unexpected source.
Thief Crab, one of the channel's concept users like me, hard-carried it.
Mint Soboro Bread hiding in a dungeon yo.
She's safe but looks exhausted yo.
Asked channel friend for residence area, but big discrepancy with observed location yo.
Possibly caught in gate dispersion phenomenon yo.
?
??
What is this guy on about now.
What's that??
Thief Crab: Local teleportation phenomenon from unstable portals linked to specific gates scattering sporadically yo.
Thief Crab: Think Japan's Kamikaku-shi for easy understanding yo.
Didn't this guy have ability issues? Why so smart suddenly...?
There's papers on this overseas? Was I the only one clueless? Chills.
Didn't know either lol. Seems like a super rare case?
Thief Crab's observed location for the missing Mint Soboro Bread: Dan yang, North Chungcheong Province.
The requester, Great Sword Musashi, said they'd gather help quickly, but with all the mountains and sparse population, search ops wouldn't be easy.
'Hmm.'
Now that we had a rough location, waiting might turn up the dungeon entrance eventually.
But too much time had passed already—maybe the golden hour for survival was nearly gone.
As the reincarnation of Hwanung and a 21st-century pharaoh watching over his people, there was no reason not to lend my power to save my #1 follower, Mint Soboro Bread.
Whoooosh!
Closing my eyes and focusing on the passing wind, my senses began extending beyond Bucheon to the skies over Danyang County.
Whiiish.
'This won't be easy......'
Danyang County's total area was over 780 km², with about 84% mountains. Scanning bit by bit wouldn't mean much.
"......"
Then a new approach was needed. Since this vast sky was practically part of my body, what if I infused mana into the winds to visualize the entire area?
Whoooosh.
I tried it, but grimaced and stopped immediately—it wasn't working.
"Hngh."
No matter my genius Weathermancer status, I was still a high school dropout who'd given up on the CSAT.
If the data overload was too much to process, it was just garbage. That method seemed impossible without Einstein- or Newton-level intellect.
'Hmm.'
So what to do? The solution was simpler than expected: don't gather too much info.
Knowing detection itself worked, selective focus on key data would lead more efficiently to the answer.
I concentrated mana in my left hand, summoning rain, wind, and fog across Danyang County. Soon they swept everywhere, detecting only spots with strong mana reactions.
Drip.
Plip.
Plip plip drip.
Danyang's population was just 27,000. No way there was another Farmer-class Awakener like Full-time Farmer, right?
Soon, having surveyed the entire county as my domain, I pinpointed what seemed to be the dungeon entrance Mint Soboro Bread was trapped in.
'Here.'
Finally locking on target, my consciousness headed deep into a mountainside in Danyang County.