From Tomorrow On...
‘It’s over!!!!’
The moment the end-of-day ceremony wrapped up, I snatched my bag like it was a lifeline.
Finally, time to escape this insane school.
“What’s the rush?”
Jin-woo, who’d been staring at me blankly from the side, shot me a look of utter disbelief.
I grabbed his collar in a panic and snarled at him.
“You get out quick too! This school’s dangerous!”
“The hell you talking about?”
He gawked at my random outburst like I’d lost my mind.
But I ignored his reaction completely and dragged him out of the classroom.
“No, earlier you were all ‘a lot happened’ bullshit—what the hell actually went down?”
Jin-woo kept prying as we walked down the hall.
“……A lot. Happened.”
His words hit a nerve, and I almost spilled everything—but I swallowed it back down.
Truth was, I kinda wanted to vent.
About how my body got tossed around all damn day.
“.........”
But no way in hell was I saying out loud, “I almost got jumped all day long~”
If it’d been guys, I could’ve bragged like, “Kyaa~ Look at all this popularity!”
Who knows how many times women tried to pounce on me today.
If it was just popularity, I’d flaunt it—but this? No way I’m admitting that!!
My pride won’t allow it!
“Eh?!”
Ooh… Wasn’t that just the fragile heart of a woman? Is this the fall into femininity?!
I caught myself waffling between grievance and shame, and inwardly marveled at my own complexity.
Becoming a beauty really is changing my mindset!!
“……Fucking psycho.”
Jin-woo muttered shortly as he watched my face twist in real time.
“Hmph! You don’t get a woman’s reed-like heart—Jin-woo, you’re hopeless at being a girl!”
I scoffed at his words and smirked.
Then, I haughtily flipped my blonde hair, emphasizing my femininity to the max.
“That’s not a woman’s heart—that’s just you being nuts…”
“What’re you saying? I. Am. A girl. Therefore, my heart. Is a woman’s heart.”
I poked my chest with my index finger and declared it boldly.
Was there ever a more perfect syllogism?
The current me, a perfect beauty, was undeniably a woman—so every shift in my psyche was naturally the delicate heart of a woman.
“What the….”
Jin-woo recoiled like he’d seen the world’s grossest thing, frowning hard and waving me off.
“Bullshit. You’re just a crazy bitch. If I bought that crap, I’d be just as nuts!”
“Huh? You just called every beauty in the country crazy?”
I narrowed my eyes and cornered him.
“Don’t twist it! You’re the lone crazy specimen here!”
“Hmph. Can’t grasp it, so you slander.”
“Jesus…”
Jin-woo let out a hollow laugh and shook his head.
“You should try sucking up to me more.”
“Why now….”
“Think about it. Who knows if I’ll hook you up with girls later?”
“Any girl you hook me up with would be another psycho like you, right?”
“What the fuck, you little shit?”
“Birds of a feather. Anyone who approaches you’s gotta be nuts.”
“That’s not…!!”
I was about to snap back in a huff when his words made me shut my mouth.
Eh…?
Today’s events flashed through my mind one by one.
Okay, the bathroom was a group thing, fine—but those seniors I met today… every single one…
Thinking about the seniors made my body shiver a bit.
Come to think of it, not a single normal person had stuck around me today.
No, but even so—their taste in pouncing on me…!!
I froze mid-step, and Jin-woo looked down at me curiously.
“What delusion you spinning now?”
He eyed me like he dreaded whatever nonsense I’d spew next.
“N-no, nothing!”
“??”
“No way that’s true!!”
“What now?!”
“I don’t have a taste for jumping guys!!”
Fuming with injustice, I grabbed his collar and shook him hard.
“Calm down! Cut the bullshit! Not in the damn street!!”
Jin-woo panicked, prying my hands off and desperately trying to soothe me.
I felt people staring, but that wasn’t the issue now.
Me, with a taste for jumping people?! As a pure beauty targeting guys, this is unforgivable!
“......”
“......”
We sat on a park bench, calming down with ice cream.
“You finally chilling out?”
Jin-woo glanced at me while biting into his cone.
I nodded, savoring the cold texture.
“Yeah. Me calming down with ice cream—super girly……”
“This fucker’s still not sane.”
Before I finished, his palm smacked my head.
“Why hit me! You call yourself a man if you don’t get a beauty’s moe point?!”
I stomped my feet in outrage and yelled.
“The second you say that shit yourself, you’re done for!”
Jin-woo looked down at me pitifully and clicked his tongue.
“Ha… seriously.”
Once calmed, he dropped it seriously.
“So why the constant freakouts? What really happened?”
“Sigh…… Yeah. No point hiding it forever.”
I let out a deep breath and fiddled with my ice cream stick.
“Today, I almost fell into yuri corruption.”
“……?!”
Jin-woo’s eyes bulged in shock at my conclusion.
He glared like, what fresh bullshit is this?
But wasn’t that the perfect one-word summary?
Seeing his baffled face, I explained today’s events in more detail.
“Ji-yu sunbae? And the chairwoman said that?”
Jin-woo’s face hardened as he listened.
A look of finally grasping the situation crossed his features.
“If that happened, say it from the start—instead of jumping to that conclusion! You just tossed it out first, so I thought it was nonsense!”
He raised his voice in frustration.
I waved my ice cream stick indignantly.
“No, it’s a one-line summary—that’s spot on!”
“No buildup, just the punchline? Sounds like a lunatic rambling!!”
Jin-woo clutched his head and shook it.
“I don’t go to the library much, but… that small, timid-looking sunbae did that?”
He furrowed his brow, still incredulous.
I shrugged and answered gravely.
“Yup. Is that a woman’s hidden charm?”
“This fucker still hasn’t snapped out of it?”
His palm flew to my head again right after.
“Ow! Quit hitting! This is a serious dilemma!!”
I clutched my head and shouted.
“Yeah! It’s serious, but your dumbass comments are the problem!!”
Jin-woo glared and snapped at me.
“What’d I say?!”
“…….”
He went silent at my retort.
For some reason, his face mixed deep fear and exhaustion.
“Anyway, serious issue. See, I wanna fully embrace femininity, feel that superiority as this beauty getting loved by guys.”
I propped my chin, dreaming romantically.
“……Karma, huh.”
“What’s that mean?!”
He didn’t reply to my yell.
I fumed at him but soon composed myself, crossing my arms.
“Anyway.”
I launched into a rant at him.
“That’s the problem. Everyone sticking to me today at school was a girl. This is the yuri version of that ero TS class-collapse story I saw. I didn’t want the yuri edition!”
“……Why’d you watch that crap.”
Jin-woo muttered, staring at me in disbelief.
“TS is serious business! Anyway, this won’t do! I wanna hang with guys!!”
He grimaced at my resolute declaration.
“You know that sounds super sleazy coming from a girl, right?!”
“I’m not a gold digger! Giii~…!”
“Stop!!!”
Jin-woo freaked and lunged to cover my mouth.
“Mmph! Mmmph!!”
“Shut up! I get what you wanna say—just shut it!!!”
I could only mumble under his hand, but his desperate eyes made me think I should calm down.
I widened my eyes and nodded vigorously.
“Phew… Anyway, that’s the issue.”
He cautiously removed his hand, and I panted, continuing gravely.
I struck a lofty pose.
“Maybe my body’s emitting some girl-attracting pheromone right now?”
I asked his opinion seriously.
“No TS case I’ve heard mentions that.”
Jin-woo pondered, chin in hand, then drew a firm line.
I pouted and vented my grievance.
“Maybe everyone’s too embarrassed to admit it?! Acting normal on the outside, but secretly all pumping out pheromones?!”
“Could be…… but even if so, what’re you gonna do?”
“Damn! How’d those sunbaes fall into femininity with pheromones like that?!”
I tore at my hair in agony.
Jin-woo sighed deeply at my display.
“You’re really… a total nutjob.”
He shook his head at my fretting.
“From the start, girls keep swarming ‘cause you’re acting all pure and dainty. Girls love cute stuff.”
“……!!”
It felt like an exclamation mark popped over my head.
“That’s it!”
“What is?”
“That’s really why, right? Come to think of it……”
I roughly jiggled my heavy chest over my uniform shirt.
“What the fuck are you doing, you idiot!!”
Jin-woo yelled, face red in horror.
“Right! Trying to be a pure beauty with these is tough! So maybe the world’s giving me trials to drop the act?”
I marveled at my brain’s perfect conclusion.
“What the hell’s wrong with your head?”
“It was your idea?”
“Don’t taint my innocent suggestion!”
I bristled indignantly, but excitement for a new strategy bubbled inside.
“Great! So from tomorrow, if I act more tomboyish, girls’ll freak and back off?”
“I don’t think I said it that extreme……”
Jin-woo backed away in panic, but I was unstoppable.
“No! This is a perfect plan!”
I clenched my fist with resolve.
Tomboy concept— just thinking about it swelled my chest with grandeur.
From tomorrow, this blonde big-tits beauty would conquer school as the rowdiest, most carefree tomboy ever.