Selling My Body to Victory

There are rumors in the entertainment industry about idols who sell their bodies to climb the ladder of success. I don't like those rumors much. Because they were about our ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠group.

'That fucking bitch.'

Seohee Shin, the non-virgin queen of shared beds. The bitch in charge of "cham" in Zenith's weak-brained crew. In a way, she was impressive. Her story was famous in the industry.

She started as a third-rate trainee with nothing to her name. Without her moves, she'd have aged out without debuting, doomed to stream on some shady cam site in the shadows. But she succeeded. She debuted and worked with me in Zenith for three years.

It ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠was all thanks to the prostitution techniques passed down through her family for generations. She was unparalleled at selling her body, if nothing else.

'Out of respect, Hamin even wrote a song for her.'

Was it called "Body Sold"? Something like: Sexually servicing them~ popping birth control~ I've already sold my body~ I've already sold my body~ Thanks to that, Hamin got beaten black and blue by Seohee that day. Though the narcotic painkillers meant she didn't ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠seem to feel a thing.

...Anyway.

"We sell our bodies here, right?"

Maybe because I'd seen that kind of thing so often, I casually dropped "Seohee Shin" without batting an eye. The chat exploded immediately.

"Wha-wha-what?! What did you just say..."

"Selling her body...? Did she say 'cotton field' or something??"

"Ugh... my horns suddenly hurt..."

Baechu, Ali, and Jjusam's shocked reactions poured in. I quickly started explaining.

"E-everyone... so, like, this is..."

"No, it's just a figure of speech!! I'm not saying I actually did prostitution, okay???"

And this was me toning it down, in my book. It never made headlines, but Seohee Shin wasn't just some B-grade whore selling her own body. She pimped out other trainees to the fat pigs for extra scraps. A limited-time SSR-grade whore, you could say. Large-scale prostitution. She basically appointed herself madam.

No wonder they called her the top whore in the game.

Anyway, I kept explaining to the viewers.

"Guys, this is a game. Just RP-ing like WWE."

"......"

But the viewers seemed to disagree with me. I gave up controlling the chat and turned to Noa.

"Anyway. That's fine, right Noa?"

"Uh... yeah... TRPG rules-wise, no issues..."

"Then proceed."

"...Roll a D20 for me. 10 or below is success."

Noa finally waved the white flag and started the dice roll. I immediately rolled my twenty-sider.

And...

Roll roll...

I let out a victory scream.

"Yessssssss──!!!!"

"Whooooaaah!!!! That's it!!!!"

This is TRPG, you fucks!! Damn you, Seohee Shin!! I believed in you!! Well, I didn't really, but grandma said never trust a beast that sells its body.

Noa continued.

"Y-you miraculously succeeded in seducing the film director... But it wasn't just 'selling your body.' It was a thorough 'strategy' that perfectly hit the director's artistic void, making you his indispensable muse for his next film."

"Status ailment cleared. Mental fully recovered, all stats +2."

From total menthal breakdown to normalized stats in an instant. Fame still negative, but this was a massive turnaround.

Noa continued. "You gained the film director as an ally."

"...Next up, Baechu."

"Huh...? Oh... yeah..."

Was it the brain-melting raunchy story? Baechu nodded dazedly and fumbled into her turn.

Anyway, the TRPG continued. I kept pushing the "Seohee Shin" meta.

Roll roll... [3] [5] [2]

Maybe thanks to that, or regression to the mean, the rolls were solid after. Modeling the infamous entertainment myth, we kept going...

I became the undisputed king of TRPG.

......

The devil of prostitution, Seohee Shin.

Descended for 26 turns on TRPG stream.

Number of broken horns: about 10,000.

Here's the list of horn-broken victims...

And so I won the TRPG.