Kim Chaerin's Hidden Secret #3
“Ah, I see.”
“Yeah, hehehe~ So at first, I was so scared that I got rid of all the mirrors in the house and just stayed under the covers without even going outside for a while.”
“Hmm… that must’ve been tough.”
“Hehehe, but I’m okay now.”
I guess I’d misunderstood her a lot. Kim Chaerin seemed a bit naive, but put another way, she was incredibly pure. At first, I thought she might be possessed by a ghost or something, but as I listened to her story slowly, it turned out Kim Chaerin wasn’t dealing with a ghost—she was communicating with some tremendous entity.
“So, you’re communicating with a granny elf, right?”
“Yes, I really don’t know what to do with this grandma… What! Why? She is your grandma!!!”
I still had my doubts that she might be a psycho with a split personality, but hearing that utterly innocent smile and bubbly voice made me feel good without even realizing it.
Saintess Choi Eunji had been puffing out her cheeks like she was pissed off about something since earlier, hugging her knees and sulking blatantly, but that wasn’t my problem.
Whether Kim Chaerin’s words were lies or truth, they were plenty interesting and fun. Especially like this.
“Oppa, do you… have a girlfriend? Kyaaah… I asked… It’s embarrassinggg…!!!”
This was the first time being called “oppa” felt so hazardous to my heart. Clutching my throbbing chest, I said,
“Oppa doesn’t have anything like that. Never did before, and from now on… no, from now on, I probably should.”
I felt a wave of self-loathing after saying that, but seeing the brightening world reflected in Kim Chaerin’s smile made it all feel pretty damn good.
“But how’d you get close with that elf?”
“Ah… at first, we couldn’t even talk properly, and she kept telling me to do whatever she said. She said that’s how it was in her time! So I listened at first. Because I was a little scared too…”
It was heartbreaking seeing her eyes well up a bit as she said she was scared. How terrifying must it be to see something no one else can? If you end up in a situation where it feels like a ghost has possessed you, anyone would be frightened, and it wouldn’t be strange if your mind started to fray.
“But once I started doing what… granny—no, Iris said, it actually turned out okay?”
“Oh… really? Like what, specifically?”
“Well… like if a guy I really hated confessed, kicking him right in the crotch, or if I spotted someone sneaking photos of me, doing this with my finger…”
Kim Chaerin held up her middle finger straight.
Even so, a girl with such an innocent face flipping the bird like that…
“Or bending it like this and snapping it…”
Ah, not a curse—she was bending her middle finger, and I got it right away.
“That granny… no, that elf Iris sounds pretty savage.”
“Still, she said ‘you never lose out by listening to adults,’ so I did, and I don’t think I actually lost anything… hehehe… After that, no one confessed to me, and no paparazzi tailed me taking sneaky pics… Ah! I get it now!!! You said thanks alreadyyy!!!”
Hmm… could you really call that not taking a loss? It seemed like Kim Chaerin had been properly brainwashed by the granny elf, but whatever.
“So, you’re getting along well with Iris now?”
“Well, we’re getting by… but she keeps telling me to do weird stuff…”
“Weird stuff?”
I was curious. Elves were usually imagined as handsome guys or beautiful girls who lived forever, but that was just human fantasy. Hell, considering Kim Chaerin was empathizing with an elf right now, maybe the first person to imagine elves had seen the future or something?
“L-lately, she keeps… telling me to do… th-this…”
“Huh? What, what?”
Kim Chaerin held her delicate little hand out with her phone in front of me.
“Uh… isn’t this my shop window?”
She’d known my Dungeon Shop nickname from the start, and looking at the screen she showed me, I saw my shop’s review section. Among them, that └ Ajae… part jumped out first.
“Ajae?”
“……”
“Ah~ so you’re the one who’s been teasing Ajae every day? So Iris told you to do that?”
“Ehh…? Ah… no! Up above…”
“Up above?”
I read that part out loud, word for word.
“So… this is you?”
“Hehe… Iris said talking like this pulls aggro… hehehehe…”
I alternated glances between Kim Chaerin’s beaming smile and the phone screen. I’d been curious who Ajae was too, but ‘that Ajae is Kim Chaerin!’ But even for a granny elf, how’d she know about aggro…? And I still didn’t get why she kept telling me to take her as a disciple and learn from below.
“Iris already knows all the world’s culture.”
Hmm… okay, so she understands pulling aggro, fine, but
“Th-that… Iris… Huh? Not yet? Why?! You said it worked earlier!? Huh? Me first? Ah… but… I was just saying that… Of c-course seeing you in person… I don’t hate it but… Ugh… Yeah… Ah… Got it!!!”
She was talking to herself again, but I’d gotten used to it, so I waited patiently for the conversation to end.
“Um… this is really… Iris says she likes it if I do this…”
“Huh? What do you mean? Who likes what?”
“D-do… you like teddy bears?”
“Teddy bears?”
The sudden mention of teddy bears threw me. At the same time, the image popped into my head of Kim Chaerin peeing freely in my field. Definitely teddy bears on her panties… no, pandas… some kind of bear anyway…
“L-like this? Uwweee… so embawwassing…!”
“…!!!”
“Ch-Chaerin-ah!?”
“Eek! Ah… it’s still embawwassinggg!!!”
She flipped up her skirt for a split second, then covered her face with both hands again, stomping her feet. In that instant, my eyes caught the white cotton panties embroidered with teddy bears, and even without seeing it, I knew her small face gripped in her hands was beet red like a radish.
“S-so… Iris told you to do that just now?”
“Y-yesss… I was embawwassed… but she said guys like it if I do this…”
“Wh-what else has she made you do?”
“There is something… but……”
Gulp— Iris the elf empathizing with Kim Chaerin. I’d been inwardly pissed thinking she’d turned the girl into an idiot, but
“Wh-what is it?”
“Ah… ah… but…”
“I’m cuwious!”
For a moment, I thought she might become my soulmate.
“R-really?”
“Yeah. I’m dead serious right now.”
“O-okay then, just for a sec, come… cwover here…”
“Closer?”
“Hiiing… weally… weally like this, wight?! But it’s too embawwassing… No no… you said to pwactice, and I did a wot!”
“Uh… huh? Practice? What…”
“No no, I told Iris. Ahiing~ It’s embawwassing tho…”
“I-if it’s embarrassing, you don’t have to…”
She was stomping her feet, covering her face then uncovering, throwing a total tantrum—I couldn’t force her to do anything.
“Ah… okay… fine…! Weally… if oppa hates it, I won’t tawk to you ever again!”
“Uh, huh…?”
“No, not oppa, Iris… hehe… Oppa, come hewe… cwoser… a wittle mowe…”
Kim Chaerin spread her arms wide, looking at me. Her face was so youthful I hadn’t even thought about it, but as she opened her arms, two massive lumps of flesh jiggled inside.
Smaller than Saintess Choi Eunji’s, sure, but nothing to scoff at.
“Uh… uh… c-cwoser…?”
I was stuttering in total panic, but Kim Chaerin kept urging me on with her flushed face.
“H-huwy uppp… Oppa…”
That gesture was definitely… yeah, that was an invitation into her open arms.
Which meant burying my face in the valley between those two huge mountains.
Honestly, my heart was pounding, my head a mess of thoughts. But my feet slowly approached Kim Chaerin.
Blood rushed downward, and the dull ache told me my precious friend was already fully erect.
“Huwy uppp… Oppaaang~♡”
Screw it! With that mindset, I dove face-first into Kim Chaerin’s chest—
“Uh… huh?!”
But the moment I slipped between her open arms, Kim Chaerin vanished from my sight.
“Yap!”
With a weird battle cry, Kim Chaerin squatted in front of me. Before I could react, she yanked down my pants and underwear together, and smack───♥ boing—my cock sprang out.
Her small, plump lips touched the massively swollen, enormous glans. Just that glans kiss made thin precum dribble down, but the sudden event left me too stunned to feel embarrassed… my mind went completely blank in fresh shock.