The To-Carrot's Unexpected Viral Hit
Don't shitpost here! You know what I mean? Like those new products that get developed for one purpose but end up blowing up because people use them for something totally different. Yeah, that thing where some item just sits on the shelves gathering dust at Daiso until someone finds a weird use for it and it goes viral. That's exactly what was happening with the product I listed on the Dungeon Shop. Its name? To-carrot.
A brand-new crop born from synthesizing tomatoes and carrots. Its fused appearance looked just like... ─
The product review from the very first buyer—who'd actually purchased one of my items—led to a complete sell-out of everything I'd listed. I never saw that coming.
★ Majestic Form! Double the Flavor and Nutrition! Special Discount: 500 Won! ☆
It wasn't a special discount for anything special. I'd never sold a single item before, so I slashed the price just hoping someone would buy them this time.
Of course, I knew full well that every product I registered on the Dungeon Shop got roasted by everyone. And this time was no different.
As expected, the reactions were scorching hot today too. For some reason, this damn Dungeon Shop lets anyone leave reviews even if they haven't bought anything. Thanks to that, I'd never sold a single crop I'd grown, but the attention was off the charts...
Fuck... why am I even reading this shit?
Drowning in self-loathing, I fell asleep, only to wake up to a massive sell-out notification plastered on my phone screen!
All 9 of your listed items have sold out!
I thought I was seeing things in my half-asleep daze, but nope—the sell-out alert was real. Rubbed my eyes and looked again: still there. Turned the screen off and on: still there.
Wait... is this for real?
I rushed into the Dungeon Shop.
Buyer...? No way my stuff has those.
A actual buyer? Impossible. My head was spinning from the unbelievable reality. I hurried to the product page, and there it was—a real buyer review!
The comment section under my product reviews was always lit, but today it was lava-overflowing levels of hot.
Since it was my first actual buyer, I didn't know this before, but buyers' nicknames show up...
Sellers' names (usually nicknames since no one uses real names on Dungeon Shop) appear on the product page, but I'd never seen info on the people who daily dumped shitposts on my listings.
But Sintongbangtongseongryeokttong... what a naming sense. In the worst way possible.
Still, I quickly shook my head and changed my mindset.
God-tier naming sense.
Of course, the massive wave of replies to my comment was probably a given.