Stirring Up Clara's Stream
Pissed? Scratched? Mad? "Lost… yes." Right after her defeat to me, Clara ignored the ear-piercing donation alerts and the chat flooding at a terrifying speed. She just stared blankly at the sky. She felt a sense of incongruity. Before using Smite, Clara had been absolutely certain of victory. She had no choice but to be. Having memorized every tooltip for Berserker skills over the past few days, in her judgment, that Smite had no way to dodge or block. It was truly a god move. And in reality, Clara did land Smite on me. Right on the head, no less. But the instant Smite connected—the instant she was sure she'd won—Clara felt that incongruity. She couldn't explain why. It was pure instinct.
"Huh."
Clara let out a short exclamation. She'd blown a sure win right at the finish line. Sure, she'd feel regret, but the emotion surging through her now wasn't some petty bullshit like that.
"…You're too good."
Pure, unadulterated admiration for her opponent. Me using Berserk was something Clara had predicted. Naturally, she'd planned counters for it. But whether it was overconfidence from her victory certainty, or my reflexes exceeding her expectations… she couldn't lift a finger when I popped Berserk. In that fight, there was only one thing Clara hadn't predicted: me no-selling the stun with Berserk. Hell, the very idea of Berserk eating status effects had never even crossed her mind.
The chat was spamming stuff like "Berserk is broken as fuck" or "She showed all her cards," but… a loss is a loss. If you don't predict it, you lose. What can you do? "If you don't know, you eat it." A timeless truth for every competitive game.
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This is the way fr lmao
↳ Holy Knight utility forces water fights lol yeah
↳ Wins but still Click-Clack Sis?
↳ The vibe is perfect
↳ Hits so satisfying
↳ It clicks
↳ You demons…
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↳ That "on paper strongest" lol
It no-sells status, attack speed/movespeed go brrr, what "on paper"? It's straight-up busted.
↳ Penalty: Gotta moan like a bitch in heat. Still busted?
↳ Fuuuuck
↳ Imagining myself doing it pisses me off suddenly
↳ Penalty makes no sense lmaoooo
— Upper comment seems confused, Berserk penalty ain't the moan ffs lmao
Just mad dizzy that's it
↳ Then why does Seola do it?
↳ Fuuuuck idk maybe she's just a perv
↳ A chick who gets off on skills?
↳ But this time she dipped quick sensing the abyss lmao
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"Haaaah…"
How many times was that? Even I thought the metallic groan sounding weirdly lewd. A day after the fight with Clara, I was still letting out these satisfying moans now and then. Ah, just thinking about it gets my body hot again. Who the hell decides to pop Berserk there? Seola, you madwoman! How much better do you gotta play Lord of the Warrior to be satisfied? …Of course, I do have a minimum shred of conscience. Whether intentional or not, the idea to no-sell the stun with Berserk came straight from "NationwideBerserkerGuildMaster"'s chat. As a decent human, I gotta repay him. Without him, no way I'd have beaten Clara.
So I logged in and shot him a whisper. No dice—he was offline. Eh, leave a mail and he'll see it later. Now, how to repay… Safest bet is gold, but handing it over feels stingy and lame.
"…"
Ah, got it. Perfect.
Hm. Even I think that's a solid reward. For a split second—really just a split second—I wondered if I had to go this far. But nah, without him, no win over Clara. Plus, clearing that dogshit mansion was all thanks to him too. …Though it came with the side effect of "Berserk Moan Season 2."
I sent the mail and logged out of Lord of the Warrior. Or was about to, when a familiar nickname popped in my inbox. I froze. Sender: Lady Clara. Subject: To Seola.
Oh right, almost forgot the most important part! Seeing "LadyClara" jogged my memory. Clip it. Gotta clip Clara's stream, clip it. No moaning statue bullshit this time, so I can clip in peace.
Clara's mail later—I dove straight into her stream.
"The loser has nothing to say." Wrong. Clara had plenty, apparently. A full day later, she kicked off a recap stream on yesterday's fight. TL;DR: Seems she escaped the "Click-Clack" frame. Rightly so. She showed controls on another level. If "Click-Clack" still sticks, that's just haters. And nothing's more fun than hating on satisfying hits.
Clara was getting real-time hate. Sis got scratched by "Click-Clack Sis" again.
Damn. Sis has some real satisfying reactions. That's why they keep scratching—she bites back so perfectly. Kinda get why they slap "lewd perv" on me now. Watching the stream, I couldn't hold back. Charged 1,000 won. Gotta. 10k's too punchy price. 5k's awkward. Streamers hate 1k most.
Huh. But why no reaction to my dons? Pissed? Scratched? Mad? Fuming? C'mon, react already. Action-reaction. Pro streamer takes dons, she reacts, auntie.
Uh.
Uhh.
Uhhh.
Uhhhhhh holy shit.