Cat-Eared Maid Girl
"Drive safely on the way back, okay? Be careful."
Su Qingya stole a quick kiss from Lin Zimo's lips, then turned shyly and hopped back to her room like a little rabbit.
Lin Zimo felt the soft, moist touch lingering on his lips and chuckled. The ambiguous phase really was intoxicating.
Too bad after tonight, he'd revert to his old self. Otherwise, Lin Zimo would've fucked her all night long.
Back in the car, a sweet, girlish system prompt chimed in Lin Zimo's mind.
Congratulations, host Lin Zimo! You've completed your first Leasing Boyfriend task and received a five-star review.
Congratulations, host Lin Zimo! You've earned a reward of 100 Points. Keep up the good work~
Since the host is a newbie, all temporary abilities and items requested by Su Qingya for this first order have been permanently retained.
Total customer spending: 689,190.00 yuan. 10x Cashback received successfully—6,891,900.00 yuan is being transferred to the host's ICBC card.
Every Cashback from the system is fully traceable, legitimate funding with zero legal risks.
Hearing the system's five consecutive prompts, Lin Zimo couldn't help but grin happily. He started the car and headed back to his rental apartment.
Su Qingya, that cool campus beauty, was pretty efficient with her five-star review. He liked straightforward people like that.
Dayi Manor.
After leaving the review, Su Qingya wanted to place another order—this time for 50 or even 100 years.
But when she opened the Leasing Boyfriend APP, the interface displayed:
Sorry, dear customer. Returning customers must wait 2 months before placing another order.
Su Qingya tried ordering several more times, refusing to believe it, but every attempt failed. She puffed up like a little bun in frustration.
"Argh! What kind of crappy app is this? A time limit? Aaaah, I'm so mad!" Su Qingya was practically in tears.
Wahhh, what if Lin Zimo gets leased by someone else and runs off with them? My boyfriend-to-be is slipping away just like that...
…
The same time.
Lin Zimo returned to his rental apartment and, with heartbreaking familiarity, slapped a flying cockroach dead.
Looking at the seven-figure balance in his bank account, he decided to find a clean, comfy place tomorrow.
And with the system's permanent retention, his looks, physique, aura, and more settled in, accompanied by a tingling electric current.
Gazing at his reflection, his handsomeness looked utterly natural, like he'd been born with it.
Handsome in one word—and it'd stick with him for life.
So handsome, yet he couldn't even kiss his own face. Sigh, such tragedy.
Just as Lin Zimo was about to check his virtual status panel—
"Knock knock knock—"
A sudden knock echoed from the door.
Lin Zimo glanced at the time—nearly midnight. His handsome face filled with confusion.
Who the hell's visiting at this hour?
He opened the door and nearly yelled "Holy shit!"
Holy shit! In the middle of the night, where'd this cat-eared maid girl come from?
There stood an adorably soft cat-eared maid, looking up at him mid-knock.
Her fluffy cat ears twitched slightly, her starry eyes sparkled, her jade-like face was snow-white, and her pink lips curved cutely upward.
She wore a black-and-white maid dress with a short skirt, a golden bell around her fair neck, and a cat tail swaying gently behind her.
"Who are you? What do you want?" Lin Zimo asked calmly on the surface, though inside he was a storm of shock.
The cat-eared maid blushed at his handsome face, then awkwardly explained, "Sorry to bother you so late... I'm your neighbor next door, Xuan Mo... My room's wiring suddenly shorted out and fried..." Her voice was unmistakably a boy's.
Lin Zimo was stunned. Holy fucking shit!
This super cute cat-eared maid was a guy!
No thanks, he wasn't into sword fights—really not!
Don't test a man's limits like this.
Lin Zimo's gentle expression turned blank. "And?"
He'd meant to go full cold mode, but her pretty, soft face made it impossible.
"My phone's dead too... so I was hoping to borrow a power bank or charge here." Xuan Mo hung his head, voice dripping embarrassment.
He'd been live-streaming in his room when the power cut out. He needed to charge quick and get back to explain.
Lin Zimo eyed the pitch-black room next door. The building was old; a short circuit wasn't surprising. Lucky it hadn't hit his place.
"No power bank. Come charge here." Lin Zimo couldn't say no in the end.
Mainly because of the cat-eared maid getup at midnight—even knowing he was a guy, he couldn't heartlessly refuse. But that was it.
"Thank you, thank you! You're a great guy." Xuan Mo thanked him profusely.
He scampered back, returning with a charging cable in one hand and a plate of exquisitely plated fruit salad in the other.
"Lin Zimo, thanks again. This fruit salad's for you—I just made it. Super sweet. Please don't refuse." Xuan Mo looked sheepish.
Lin Zimo had eaten Western food with Su Qingya that afternoon, then gone a few intense rounds. He was hungry now, so he accepted. "Fine. But charge in the living room only. No bedroom."
He wouldn't underestimate his system-boosted charm—universal appeal was no joke.
"Got it. I'll leave once it's charged." Xuan Mo curled up in a corner of the beat-up sofa to plug in.
Lin Zimo glanced over a few times. She—he was dressed like that for a live stream... making fruit salad?
What the actual fuck...
Lin Zimo ignored Xuan Mo and headed to the bedroom. He sat on the bed and pulled up his virtual status panel.
(Peak human stats are 100; peak intelligence is 200)
Lin Zimo's pupils shrank. What the hell is this? Dog system! You glitched out!
This is the host's original data. Status panel refreshing—please wait...
Task completion rewards updated: Intelligence +70, Physique +48, Height +8, Build +43, Looks +33, Charm +44...
Two seconds later, Lin Zimo's vision blurred, and the transparent virtual panel refreshed completely.
Lin Zimo was floored. This system's wording is so damn sassy?
He asked in his mind: System, how many Points for a draw?
150 Points for one draw, host.
Lin Zimo was speechless. This system's such a rip-off! Shouldn't it be 100 Points per draw normally?
Why the extra 50? God-tier skills or what?
Because 150 Points guarantees a 99% chance at: X-ray Vision, Treasure Appraisal Eye, Ancient Martial Arts, Bedroom Arts...
Lin Zimo: ...Feels like some weird shit got mixed in!