The Goddess Leasing System
Lin Zimo just returns to his rundown rental apartment in the southern urban village.
Bzzz— A massive flying cockroach suddenly buzzes right in front of his face.
"Holy shit—" Lin Zimo jumps, grabbing a slipper on instinct.
Smack smack smack— He chases it down with a frenzy of wild swats until it's dead.
He's living in one of those handshake buildings with shitty lighting—flying roaches are par for the course.
Lin Zimo cleans up the corpse, flops onto the bed, and scrolls through novels for a while before boredom sets in.
Tch, this novel's system is OP as hell. If only I had one too.
He rolls over, switching apps to doomscroll some short videos.
Host's wish detected—meets system requirements... Binding in progress...
Lin Zimo freezes for a split second, then erupts in wild joy!
He's been in this parallel world—swapped souls with his counterpart here—for three days now. The ultimate cheat, the Goddess Leasing System, has finally arrived.
The original guy had just graduated college, hit with instant unemployment and a cheating ex, then boom—soul swap with him.
System loading... 13%... 69%... 88%...
As a veteran web novel addict, Lin Zimo buzzes with anticipation for his golden finger.
Is it an all-powerful system? An invincible upgrade one? Maybe a god-tier check-in?
Whatever it is, it'll rocket him to the peak of life.
Lin Zimo waits eagerly until the binding completes.
Goddess Leasing System loaded successfully...
"Wait, what the—!?"
"Leasing System? Systems are rental now too?"
Lin Zimo is utterly baffled—this name screams anything but legit.
This system will propel the host to the peak of life. Money, power, beauties—everything you desire~
Lin Zimo can't quite believe it.
"For real? What are your functions—give me the rundown."
This is the Goddess Leasing System.
Allows host to become the rental boyfriend of goddesses worldwide.
Host can freely accept or decline orders. Upon acceptance, system provides matching identity, background, skills, items, etc.
Complete the goddesses' demands during the rental period for good reviews.
Earn rewards and Points. Points usable for draws or system mall purchases.
Lin Zimo perks up, bolting upright.
This sounds broken! But talk is cheap—time to test it.
Dispatching order...
Meanwhile, across town at Kyohai University, inside a sophomore girls' dorm.
A girl with exquisite, breathtaking beauty lounges on her bed, propping up her snow-white jade feet while fiddling with her phone.
Her autumn-water eyes gleam cold as moonlight. A plain white dress hugs her curvaceous figure—perky snow-white peaks, plump rounded hips, a waist slim enough to span with one hand, long legs like polished jade.
Su Qingya, Kyohai's most beautiful campus flower. Every inch of her, inside and out, is stunningly perfect, leaving countless admirers breathless.
Yet her icy aura and distant vibe keep everyone at arm's length.
Still, guys obsess over her, girls envy her madly.
Right now, downstairs at the dorm.
A lovesick senior clutches a massive bouquet of 520 pink roses, blasting his confession through a megaphone.
"Su Qingya! I, Ou Haocheng, love you!"
"My brain, my heart—every organ in my body screams it: I love you!"
"I love you! Su Qingya, be with me!"
A crowd of college students gathers, munching popcorn and whispering.
"Whoa~ Another confession to the ice queen campus flower! No wonder she's the most beautiful in a century—total goddess."
"Real talk, even as a girl, I'm crushing hard. Whimper~ I wanna cuddle with Su the flower..."
"Damn! That's Ou Haocheng! Dude won't quit—Su's rejected him for two years straight, and he still stalks her."
"Tch! If his family's power and money weren't backing him, he'd have been bagged and beaten for harassing her daily!"
Up in the dorm, Su Qingya hears the noisy declaration downstairs. Worry clouds her flawless face.
So annoying! Can't let Ou Haocheng keep harassing me. Gotta make him give up and stay away.
Right then, an app ad pops up on her phone.
Perfect Boyfriend? Easy Rental? Super Legit!
"What kinda dumb ad? Perfect boyfriend? Easy rental? Super legit?" It looks pretty official, like real software.
Su Qingya's pouty lips huff tsundere-style, but her slender fingers download and install it anyway.
She's used the "I have a boyfriend" excuse before to fend off suitors of all genders.
But Ou Haocheng doesn't buy it, keeps chasing: Show me him in person or I won't believe it.
Su Qingya's never dated—from childhood on, her motto's Men just slow down my studies!
No romance for her. But renting a fake boyfriend to shut Ou Haocheng down? Solid plan.
She opens the Leasing Boyfriend APP, fills in her ideal boyfriend specs.
Pays without blinking.
As a rich heiress, 9,980 bucks? Pocket change.
Wait, I just splurged on Balenciaga... ugh, guess no LV bag this time.
She's got the anti-scam app installed—no worries about fraud.
Back in Lin Zimo's rental apartment on the other side of Kyohai City.
You have a new order from ice queen campus flower Su Qingya.
The system's sweet voice chimes in his mind.
Lin Zimo opens the app, checks Su Qingya's requirements and info.
Appearance: Refined, cultured, ripped abs, handsome top-student type.
Date Spot: Kyohai University, sophomore girls' dorm downstairs.
Meet Time: ASAP, super urgent!!!
Rental Length: Today only.
Haha, Su Qingya sounds like a riot.
Processing order... Order accepted successfully...
Adjusting host's body data to customer specs.
Temperament boost, IQ surge, looks maxed out...
A mild tingling current spreads through Lin Zimo's body.
Moments later, he feels enlightened—his brain floods with academic knowledge. Math problems he couldn't solve before? Answers pop up instantly, like he's always known them.
This system is nuts!
He steps to the full-length mirror and stares, dumbfounded.
His face is still his, but upgraded to god-tier.
Tall and upright frame, perfectly sculpted muscles flowing with aesthetic power. Handsome, dashing features—flawless.
He radiates scholarly top-student vibes, every gesture brimming with confidence and elegance.
Temperament nailed perfectly.
Body like Eddie Peng, face like Daniel Wu!
This look and physique are straight out of the handsome reader demographic who fave and like this book!
But it doesn't stop—system keeps notifying.
Issuing related items...
Clothing and accessories placed in wardrobe for host to change into.
Attention! This sum is for customer service expenses only. Good review on order completion yields 10x cashback.
During order, host's travel vehicle parked nearby. License in car. Top-tier driving skills transmitting.
Lin Zimo's eyeing the bank alert when his mind blanks—suddenly, pro-level driving skills flood in.
In moments, he goes from broke newbie to bougie driver, fresh license to seasoned pro.
He swaps into the new clothes, ready to meet the ice queen.
But as he opens the door, he freezes.
In the hallway: a delicate, soft-cute loli approaches—pink tender lips, porcelain skin.
White-green dress clings to her petite frame; one hand could scoop her up entirely.
White-ish gray long hair, striking green eyes, legs like fresh snow, cute round feet.
Wait—this is Nahida the Grass God cosplay?! Nailed it. Hot as hell.
"Hey." Lin Zimo greets politely.
His deep, magnetic voice hits her. The cute loli looks up, face flushing crimson, staring like she's been stunned stupid by his handsomeness.
Then—
"Lin Zimo, you home? Come let me read your water meter." The landlady's sultry voice echoes from down the hall.
Lin Zimo calls back, "Sure."
The loli snaps out of it, blushing from face to ears to neck, steam practically rising from her head.
She fumbles same-hand same-foot into the next door, slamming it bang! with massive force.
Lin Zimo jolts, eyeing the shaking door. Then it hits him.
Hold up!
Holy shit! The neighbor's my bro, right?!
Social anxiety kept them from chatting much—just a few glimpses. Name was Xuan Mo or something?
Never pegged him for a crossdressing king! A total loli boss!
Lin Zimo's mind reels, his innocent heart shattered.
In his daze, a pair of long, sheer flesh-toned stockings-clad legs in sexy heels appears before him.
Upward: slim bee waist, deep-V dress hugging voluptuous curves, generous chest.
Smooth collarbone, flushed lips, dripping allure, charming eyes oozing mature sex appeal.
Liu Yan, the widow landlady, saunters up, about to chew him out for blocking the door.
But his sharper, hunkier face and those sexy gray sweats hit her like a hormone bomb.
She gulps. What'd this kid eat? Suddenly so hot it's making me tear up.
Her heart pounds wildly, urging her to do a good deed!
Hubby's been gone chasing skirts for ages; she's been lonely forever. Now it's unbearable.
Lin Zimo catches her hungry, thirsting gaze.
He steps back, sidling aside. "Liu Yan-jie, go ahead with the meter. Gotta run—I'm in a rush."
That deep timbre nearly makes her cry. She steps closer.
"Zimo~ Where you off to in such a hurry? Sis'll drive you in the Porsche. Skip the meter, rent's waived forever... Just, sis's drain's clogged. Help unclog it?"
Her body presses in slowly...