I Need a Massive Machine Gun!
“New mission?”
“That’s right. The content is―”
“No, no. Wait a second. This is a bit much. Since one mission is over, we should give rest, right?!”
Then the squirrel makes a pitiful expression.
The situation is such that it seems to be asking if we really have to do it that way.
Of course, Eloise had no intention of backing down, though.
“I’m tired. Give me the return order.”
[…I will tell you the mission content, Eloise Lohengrin. Regarding this incident…]
“Ah. I don’t know. I don’t know― I can’t work. I won’t do it! Let me go home, let me go home!”
[As agreed with the Empire’s Foreign Ministry, immediate interrogation of the prisoners―]
“After coming all the way here, I did overtime and all-nighters! Let me go home! I want to go home!”
[…If necessary, you can be granted the authority to call witnesses from your side.]
“Witnesses?”
Eloise, who was shouting to go home, suddenly asked back.
If her eyes sparkled with a dangerous light, it wouldn’t be a hallucination.
[Yes. Gather as much information as possible about what we need and return.]
“Is that all? If you give me more work, I’ll really go on strike?”
[Well, since you won’t listen anyway, but you talk a lot.]
Tsk, after clicking her tongue, the squirrel’s eyes focus.
Then she disappears with a whoosh into the forest.
“Hmm.”
Eloise sitting on a tree stump pouts, touching her lips thoughtfully.
In a corner of the forest, under the appropriately incoming sunlight, the beautiful woman sitting there with a dizzying figure.
A woman who shakes the hearts of many men, suddenly claps her hands.
“Yes! Let’s do that.”
Decided. Since it’s come to this, I’ll request Karl as the witness.
At first sight, there was a tingling something. I want to feel that again!
Even if not, it’s also a face I want to see again. It’s completely my type!
Anyway, it’s related, and there’s no problematic part.
Since I received the mission, might as well fill my personal desires too?
Thinking this, Eloise walked briskly.
*
“There he is! There! Karl Adelheit Sergeant is definitely there!”
“Catch him! This time, I have to get the interview!”
“I got here first! If I don’t get it, the team leader said he’d kill me!”
“Same here, you bastard!”
…This is not confusion, destruction, and ruin! Anyway, isn’t this the ultimate chaos arena.
After reconciling with Selena and the four idiots’ academy return that evening.
It was supposed to be a long-awaited enjoyable and lively Monday morning, but there was no joy.
Inside the academy, journalists were still holding their ground.
From the look, some had set up tents and some seemed to be sleeping on the street.
Hey, you guys. If you do that, your intestines will come out! It’s not even summer yet, so it will be cold at night?!
You are amazing. Are you people who have caught a cold twice or more in the army?
‘Fuck. If you slept in the barracks and on the street, you should be given a massage.’
I could have run away, but I gave up because my heart became weak.
Seeing that figure, the past me and my comrades rolling in pain came to mind.
Upon thinking, these humans were just trying hard, so with a merciful heart―
“Sergeant! Sergeant! Look here, look!”
“Tell me in detail about the train hijacking and terrorism attempt incident two days ago!”
“Do you think it’s possible for elves to coexist with humans? I want your opinion!”
“Sergeant!”
“Karl Adelheit Sergeant!!”
Ah! Cancel. Cancel! Merciful heart is bullshit! Just all gone!
“Some say that even though they are enemies, they were not treated too cruelly…”
This is some nonsense. The late Jun would rise up to stab his head with a needle.
Since it was something that couldn’t be overlooked, I approached the journalist who said that.
“I will clearly state here. Elves who want to coexist with the Empire are definitely those who will go together. But those on the opposite side. The damn Gganf bastards can be treated that way.”
Shasha shak!―
They are really crazy. Look, they are scribbling so fast that it’s invisible.
It might be making more kindling unnecessarily, but it’s already happened.
Since I’m not bound by the army, just shoot more. Hehehe!
“Before those who try to solve things with violence, what kind of stupid thing is dialogue? Respect comes from fear. I just told them how to respect the Empire.”
That’s enough. I said enough. I won’t answer more.
“Sergeant! A little more! A little more!”
“According to the witnesses’ testimony, you didn’t use the gun, is there a reason?”
Ah, that. Because my shooting skill is shitty. Bullets and gunpowder are too precious.
“Since the situation was urgent, I chose more reliable close combat. If in that narrow space the Empire citizens are hit by my gun, there is no greater tragedy than that, isn’t it.”
As soon as my answer came out again, the journalists writing at light speed.
Curious what they were writing, I looked at the notebook of the journalist next to me.
- Luzens Elf, no need to shoot the gun. One grenade is enough. -
…? No, what is this bastard doing―
“Everyone, journalists. Interviews are good and all, but shouldn’t we catch someone who has morning lecture right away?”
“As Empire newspaper journalists, please maintain your dignity.”
“Let’s go, Karl.”
“Leave these two to us.”
No! Damn! Let go! Let go! Those paparazzi scribbled weird things!
Suddenly claiming to be bodyguards and dragging me, of course, the four idiots.
Behind them Schlippen and Wilhelm. And next to me Alexander and Joachim.
“Eh! It’s Schlippen! Next to him is Wilhelm!”
“Really?! Those two are definitely Alexander and Joachim!”
“Went to the army as a soldier!? How are you here?”
“Escaped?”
Fuck, not that. You bastards! My tearful sincerity and true persuasion worked!
“Everyone. Hurry up, Karl. If we delay, the lecture will be late.”
“Release me! And, you four are in 4th year. You don’t take the same lecture as me, why are you suddenly doing this? I don’t need bodyguards, so let go of this first―”
“Are you going to general education now?”
General education? Ah, right. But why… Ah, wait. No, kids?
“We are also taking that.”
“You are sitting filling the general education score? What have you been doing until now?!”
“Ah. That. Actually, I confused the required subjects and general education scores. I took more required and less general, hahaha!”
“…Joachim. Are you the same as Alexander?”
Joachim avoided my gaze and blushed, nodding.
Fortunately, you know it’s embarrassing, you guys. Huh? Very fortunate!
“Then Schlippen and Wilhelm too?”
“Yeah. Same for all. We always took lectures together.”
“Fuck, really.”
You guys are still the protagonists, getting slapped in the face.
*
The journalists who spent a night at the academy finally left.
If they went empty-handed, they would have slumped, but this time not.
“Hurry and write the article!”
“This is a scoop! Just writing it will sell out the newspaper!”
“This month’s bonus is mine! Mine!”
Before a day passed, all sorts of articles started pouring out.
The main content was, of course, the train hijacking incident and stories about Karl.
Especially, the interview contents Karl gave became big topics.
“Karl that guy? Yeah. Our son, he made it. Ah, really not son. Since he’s exactly my first-year successor, it’s son military number. Don’t misunderstand. Eh! Don’t write weird articles!”
“That kid. When he came as my successor, why the hell did they give a noble young master? I grumbled.”
“Karl Sergeant. Ah, should I call him Sergeant? Anyway! He’s a good person, but sometimes he had weird parts. Like standing at a post and suddenly dancing. When I asked why, he said because it’s too cold, he was heating up.”
The interview subjects were different and contents varied.
Nevertheless, there was one thing they commonly said.
“Our son. I remember he couldn’t shoot the gun well.”
“That kid, it’s not that bullets were precious, but he didn’t shoot because he might not hit, I think?”
“That guy? Ah, close combat was amazing, but shooting was a bit…”
In summary, shooting is zero. Out of 10 shots, even if 2 hit, it’s lucky.
Hearing that, Karl had to mutter ‘fuck’ small.
What can I do. It’s true. Actually, there were many cases where only one hit.
‘He definitely wants me to make a machine gun! Watch!’
Shoot 10 times and if no hit, shoot 100 times! Then it will hit!
This is Abada Kedavra! You ignorant magicians!!
The war, finance, and magic powers were shocked.