Overstepping Communities Are a Bit Troublesome
"Ugh… it's morning already?"
Yawning, I got out of bed and, out of habit, activated my ability, shoving my hand into the portal. I could pull one item a day, so skipping even a single day would be a loss.
'…What the hell is this? It's so damn hard. All bumpy and heavy.'
Clearly, today's item was another freakish piece of junk. A moment later, I pulled the object out of the portal.
At first glance, today's item looked like a chunk of concrete.
…At least on the outside.
"You think I'm falling for that? It's gotta be another weird-ass item."
I wasn't getting fooled by appearances anymore. That comb that looked normal turned out to ramp up the user's arousal like crazy, and the cute cat-ear headband forced the wearer into full-on ahegao mode—what a total pervert item. My trust in this ability was already in the gutter.
A chunk of concrete, huh… What if it's for masochists? The more you get hit with it, the hornier you get or some shit?
…A delusion only a lunatic would have, but given the insane items I kept pulling, it was a perfectly reasonable suspicion.
I immediately grabbed my item appraisal tool and scanned the concrete chunk I'd just pulled.
◈ It's a rock.
◈ Increases the user's throwing power by 1%.
"…It's literally just a rock?"
I burst out laughing in sheer disbelief. What the fuck? Now we're pulling straight-up trash? And why the hell is a rock even considered an item?
…Don't tell me it's because of that useless 1% throwing power boost?
Yeah, that had to be it. At this point, I'd take a pervert item over this. At least those could be used somehow—this rock was straight to the trash bin.
"Nothing ever fucking goes right… Ugh, I'm wiped."
Probably because I'd overdone the reactions in yesterday's stream—my whole body was sore.
…Especially these two massive lumps of fat.
Why the hell were my tits so sore? I wanted to massage them to loosen up, but knowing me, I'd lose track of time like yesterday and end up groping forever. Nah, forget it.
I rolled around in bed and hopped on the hunter community site. Time to check the reactions to yesterday's stream.
Since I couldn't use the auction house system, I'd have to keep selling through streams, so gauging reactions was essential.
Not that I wasn't dreading it after the shitshow yesterday.
"Gotta face it head-on, though… Sigh."
I went to the best posts list, and sure enough, it was all about my stream from yesterday.
High Probability Big-Tits Cow Girl Photos
Summary of Yesterday's Newbie Ultra-Busty Streamer for Those Who Missed It
30K Viewers on First Stream? She's Reserved by a Big Corp, Right?
Her Power's Total Bullshit lolololol
How Is an Item Called 'Lewd Scholar's Special Fetish Headband'? lmaoooo
Is This Chick Semin or Whatever? She Looks So Slutty FFS
But Seriously, Why the Ahegao? Does She Not Know How to Use Items? lololol
If You Made 500 Million Won in a Day, Would You Care About Flashing Tits?
Lol So When's the Next Stream?
Analyzing Why Yi Hayeon Bought the Dragon Dick Whip
"…Fuck!"
Every damn title pissed me off. Why the hell was everything about my looks and body instead of the items I sold?
Sure, it was all because of that fucking cat-ear headband, so in a way, I brought it on myself… But come on, I'd never used items in my 24 years of talentless loser life.
Anyway, I'd succeeded in pulling aggro, even if the focus sucked.
I clicked on the one with the most upvotes.
No black sheep who missed the legendary stream yesterday, right? For any lost souls who did, here's a summary with memes and clips, courtesy of yours truly.
Oh, full HD version? Not sharing lol. Keeping it for personal fap material.
[Photo]
Stream starts, and these absurdly huge tits fill the screen—total shock lololol. Still massive every time I see 'em…
Face ugly? Nah. Pretty enough to eat models and actresses for breakfast.
Chat was sexual harassment central from the jump, but weirdly, she doesn't mod or ban anyone?
Result? [Photo]
Chat and donations going wild. Even the streamer herself was getting wrecked, and everyone's hyped.
She seemed nice, though… Ignored all the over-the-line shit.
Main goal was selling the Dragon Dick Whip, and it went to Yi Hayeon somehow, but that's not the point.
Stream highlight incoming. [Video]
lmaoooooooooooo
Funny as hell, but also mad hot; got paranoid about family walking in while watching fr.
How the fuck did she pull that item? Made the stream legendary.
What the fuck? Why were these psychos obsessed with milk since yesterday? Like tits produce that shit!
…Wait, do they? Now I'm curious because of these idiots.
But no way I'm checking myself. Easy enough to test, but if it actually came out, the self-loathing would be unreal.
"Ugh, so annoying…!"
Irritated, I chucked my phone.
…Yeah, yesterday's stream was legendary even by my standards. Ahegao on live? What streamer does that outside adult content?
Any more community browsing and I'd lose my mind.
Anyway, no streams for a while—focus on meeting Yi Hayeon.
Good news: she was legit. Got texts this morning with proof pics. Hunter licenses are unique items—can't fake 'em. She's the real deal.
She wanted to meet this weekend ASAP. Seemed urgent for the Dragon Dick Whip.
But why a cafe? Couldn't I just drop it at her office?
"…Whatever! Sold it, who cares."
That 500 million won advance, though… Money wasn't my only goal, but damn, nothing beats it for good vibes.
"Heh heh… What to blow 500 mil on first?"
Big house? Luxury sports car? Wait, that'd make me car-poor.
I spent the time happily daydreaming about the future.
This gender swap wasn't all bad, honestly. Got to touch money I'd never dreamed of.
Sweet—later, meet a hot girl, marry her, deck her out in designer everything with all my love…
…Hold up.
Marry a girl? Something's off.
Oh right. I'm a girl now.
That means… to marry, it'd be with a guy?
"Fuck no! I'd rather die!"
No way in hell. Suicide over that any day.
Must've been a brain fart. Woman's body = massive misfortune.
That day, I resolved to stay single forever.