The Lewd Scholar's Fetish Headband Catastrophe
I stared blankly at the item appraisal results for a moment after putting on the Lewd Scholar's Fetish Headband.
Grade: C
Explanation: The ultimate cat ears headband crafted by the infamous Lewd Scholar of the empire, second to none in perversion. It looks like an ordinary headband at first glance, but don't be fooled by its cute appearance. Remember who made it—the Lewd Scholar.
Effect: Forces feline traits onto the user. When worn, the user will involuntarily perform random behaviors regardless of their will. Note: Wearing it too long may induce heat—use with caution.
Currently Unlocked Traits: Cat tail generation, cat whiskers generation, cat language
Fuck, fuck! What the hell do I do? Why does this kind of item have to drop during such an important live stream?
This makes the Gumiho Comb look downright saintly! I don't know exactly what "random behaviors" means, but it feels ominously bad. And heat? What the fuck is heat for a human?
Donation alert!
I looked up at the monitor at the sound of donations exploding, and the chat was going absolutely insane.
"Thanks for the 30,000 won donation... Uh, everyone? C-Could we maybe review a different item instead...?"
"Gasp! W-Wait, Hayeon! O-Okay... Thanks so much for all the donations! Sigh... Alright, I'll share the appraisal results first..."
Yi Hayeon had said that much, so I couldn't back down now. As a top A-rank hunter, if she bought the Dragon Dick Whip, she'd pay top dollar. Plus, with 20,000 viewers, but only about 10 actually interested in real items besides her, I couldn't afford to piss her off.
In the end, I shared the item appraisal with the viewers.
"...Haa, alright, I'll try it on..."
With a heavy heart, I put the cat ears headband on my head. Then, as I infused it with mana, cat whiskers started sprouting on my face just like the description said. On top of that, my butt began to itch, and a cat tail started growing out.
...Ugh, this feels so weird. Like someone's groping my ass nonstop or something?
Soon, I showed the camera the tail sprouting from my ass and said,
"...This is what happened. Believe it's real now?"
"HunterYiHayeon donated 10,000 won. What do you mean by random behaviors, Semin?"
"Uh... It's my first time seeing this item too, so not sure. Hold on!"
Before Yi Hayeon's mind could change, I quickly infused more mana into the headband. But weirdly, nothing happened.
What? Is the item defective?
Now that no behavior was triggering unlike the description, I felt a bit uneasy. But the whiskers and tail should prove it's real enough, right? Maybe this is a good thing.
"...Ha, hahaha! Whew, looks like the item's busted. So, we'll stop with the cat headband here and move to the Dragon Dick Whip... Uh, huh?"
...Suddenly, my body wouldn't listen.
Something's wrong here.
Then my arms slowly rose toward the sky, exposing my armpits completely. On screen, they glistened slickly from sweat. Plus, my posture thrust my chest forward toward the camera.
Fuck, striking this humiliating pose in front of 20,000 people—my face burned beet red. But no matter how hard I tried, my arms wouldn't come down.
"Hnnng... Th-This isn't... I-I'm not doing this on purpose, everyone... D-Don't misunderstand!"
LmaoLmaoLmao donated 5,000 won. Show more poses nooo...
xmaster donated 10,000 won. Holding breath till heat hits. Hng!
HunterYiHayeon donated 100,000 won. Sorry for misunderstanding, you can take it off now Semin...
"Th-Thanks for the donation... Hah, hah, I wanna take it off but I can't control... Hnng?"
...F-Fuck! Now the face?
My body stayed in the armpit-and-tits-out pose, but my tongue lolled out against my will. My eyes crossed inward and locked, freezing my expression.
This... this was a cheap hentai ahegao face!
Why the fuck did that Lewd Scholar make something like this? With crossed eyes, I glanced at the screen.
...Even I had to admit, no pose in the world looked more trashy.
SearchForTits3000miles donated 1,000 won. Now this is the right stream fuck yeah
"Hnnng, b-beuuuh..."
My jaw started aching from sticking my tongue out so long. Saliva pooled in my mouth and dripped down my tongue, soaking my tits. At the same time, donations exploded.
SearchForTits3000miles donated 19,000 won.
SeminBigTitsWideChest donated 30,000 won.
Donation donated 10,000 won. Is this your first and last stream?
This is getting out of hand—I might actually get banned like Donation said. And this was just the first behavior; the next ones would be worse.
...But how the hell do I get out of this? No matter how hard I tried, my body wouldn't budge.
HunterYiHayeon donated 100,000 won. To deactivate the item, just withdraw the mana, Semin!
Oh, right! That works!
I mentally thanked Yi Hayeon and immediately pulled the mana from the headband. The forced pose released, and I collapsed onto the desk.
...Luckily, my massive tits cushioned the fall, saving my head. The one time these huge boobs were actually useful since getting them.
I caught my breath, then grabbed the cat ears headband and hurled it at the wall, yelling,
"Fuck, fuck, fucking fuck! Trash item! ...What the hell was that just now?"
A massive wave of regret crashed over me.
HunterYiHayeon donated 1,000,000 won. I'm so sorry, Semin... Really sorry. I'll buy the Dragon Dick Whip for more than anyone else...
"...Thanks, Hayeon..."
I'd achieved my goal through massive humiliation, so was it a win? ...Nah, I'd left an eternal black mark on my record—total loss.