Chapter 12. Just My Luck to Run into a Villain Like This
I bolted into my room as if something was chasing me and buried my face in the pillow.
It was to sort out the jumble in my head after witnessing that utterly shocking scene.
Ye-na unnie masturbating...? Sure, she could. Of course she could... but I never imagined she'd be using a dildo while doing it...!
Ye-na unnie and Soo-ah were the pure, innocent types.
They seemed worlds away from lewd acts, and their words and behavior were always modest and mature.
In contrast, Hee-soo unnie and I were the polar opposites—total sluts.
Take me, for example: whenever I had nothing to do, I'd touch myself thinking about getting fucked by a futanari villain.
Hee-soo unnie was a bit different from me; she obsessed over ways to deliciously dominate villains.
But either way, we were both shamelessly horny women.
That's why the sight I'd just witnessed was such a shock.
I'd never even imagined Ye-na unnie masturbating with toys.
Puhah... my face is burning.
-Knock knock knock!
"Ha-young...?"
Unnie's voice came with the knocking.
I hadn't expected her to show up so soon, so I jerked upright like I was having a spasm and blinked at the door for a good while.
"Uh, unnie...?"
"Um... can I come in...?"
"Uh... su-sure."
-Whirr!
The door slid open, and unnie stepped in with her characteristic click-clacking footsteps.
She naturally plopped down in the chair, but a silence stretched out—long if it was long, short if it was short.
Unnie had definitely come to explain the scene I'd walked in on.
But the whole situation was so embarrassing that neither of us could bring ourselves to speak first.
"First off... sorry for letting you see something weird."
Unnie broke the silence, hanging her head low as she apologized.
"Huh?! No, unnie... it was my fault. I should've knocked and waited for you to say come in..."
I waved my hands frantically, insisting it was on me.
"Sometimes I just can't hold back... and before I know it, I'm doing that stuff."
"Well... masturbation isn't bad or anything."
"It must've been gross, right? Not just doing it normally, but using toys..."
Since it was so out of character for her usual image, she seemed to think I was repulsed.
I was a little embarrassed, but there was a perfect way to lighten the mood.
"Unnie, wanna see something fun?"
"What?"
I hopped off the bed and flung open the built-in closet I used for storage.
And there it was—my collection, which I'd never shown to anyone.
"Wh-what... are all these...?"
"I use toys too when I masturbate. Though... mine might be a bit more extensive."
The array of dildos, anal beads, fairies, rotors, and more turned my closet into what looked like an adult shop display, and I proudly showed it off to unnie.
"So, unnie? Am I gross?"
"No... it's fine. That kind of thing happens... um, it does, right?"
"Unnie! You have to say it totally happens in situations like this!"
"Pfft, I didn't expect this much. All I have is just one dildo."
"I-I started with just one dildo too. Then... it kinda snowballed."
Revealing my secret was mortifying, but I'd successfully defused the awkwardness.
Unnie even came closer to inspect, asking about how they worked.
"What's this one?"
"Oh, that's anal beads."
"Anal beads...?"
"You... put them in your butt... and when they're all in, you pull them out at once... it's pretty intense. Like, really intense. Yeah."
I'd opened up because it felt like a chance to bond more with unnie, but that was way too honest.
Unnie gently placed it back on the shelf.
"Must've cost a fortune to buy all these sex toys."
"I... didn't buy all of them."
"Then?"
"Hee-soo unnie gifts me some sometimes. I bought maybe... half of them?"
"So the other half are from Hee-soo?"
I nodded quietly, and unnie looked flustered as she scanned the collection.
Soon enough, she nodded like it made sense.
She could totally see Hee-soo unnie doing that.
Just as I was about to switch topics—
-Whirr! Whirr!
"A villain?"
We checked together, and sure enough, it was a villain alert.
The location was a mountain about ten minutes away by fast flight from Special Resource Management Corporation HQ.
"B-grade."
"Yeah. Let's head out together."
"Unnie, I'll go alone."
"Ha-young, that's dangerous overconfidence. What if something like yesterday happens?"
"The threat level's already rated. That means it's appeared before, so I can handle it solo."
Maybe because I'd been so humiliated by yesterday's villain, the alert ignited a boiling rage the moment I saw it.
A B-grade was no problem for me alone, so I wanted to vent this fury on my own.
"Still..."
"It's fine, unnie. I've been sleeping almost 24 hours straight, so my body's stiff. Think of it as stretching."
"Call for backup if anything happens."
"Got it, unnie. I'll be back soon! Dorri, let's go!"
"Yes, Ha-young-nim!"
I transformed in front of unnie and flew at max speed from HQ to the mountain where the villain had appeared.
With my mana still overflowing from absorbing that villain's semen yesterday, I was confident I could take down a B-grade in ten minutes flat.
"Serendipity-nim, your win probability is 90% right now!"
"90%? It's 100%! Let's smash it from the start."
"Yep!"
The mountain ridge where the villain had appeared was eerily quiet.
"No mana signature."
I couldn't sense the villain's creepy mana, so I stayed on high alert for an ambush.
"Dorri, you might pick up something I miss. Tell me the second you feel anything."
"..."
"Dorri?"
No response from Dorri.
I realized only after looking around that the hamster, who should have been on my shoulder or floating nearby, had vanished like smoke.
"What the—where'd you go?"
In a place with zero mana detectable, Dorri's sudden absence put me even more on edge.
-Squelch!
The moment I took a step to look for her, something unpleasant squished underfoot—not the hard ground.
"What is this?!"
In the moonlight, my feet were covered in thick blue slime.
It slithered up my shoes like a living thing, wrapping around my calves.
"Kuhuhuhu... lucky me. Not just any magical girl—Serendipity, all alone."
A chill ran down my spine.
A shadow flickered from the dark thicket, and a tall woman slowly emerged.
With each step, suppressed, nauseating mana erupted like a tidal wave, stabbing into my lungs.
"Hey, Serendipity. I've been hoping you'd come alone."
"This villain bitch is begging to die."
B-grade or not, with this much mana, I wouldn't even need to spin the wheel.
Just as I started gathering mana in my right fist—
"Can't forget this one."
"Mmfph?!"
The villain snapped her fingers, and Dorri appeared, bound tight in blue slime.
"You useless hamster! How'd you let it catch you?!"
"Mmfph! Pwah... Serendipity-nim, you should've protected me! I'm a mascot with no combat ability!"
"That's nothing to brag about! Then stick to my side! Don't wander off and make trouble!"
Our heated bickering filled the forest.
A sleazy grin of victory curled the villain's lips.
But behind that smirk, Dorri and I exchanged a brief, knowing glance.
A cold signal passed through our rage-filled eyes.
We nodded in unison.
"Now!"
"Haaap!"
-Boom!
Dorri had no combat skills, but she could disrupt villains.
With her shout, a blinding light exploded, completely blocking the villain's vision.
A B-grade would be clumsy at mana detection.
If I sensed her with eyes closed, rescued Dorri, then unleashed a barrage, it'd be over.
I reached out as Dorri's mana peaked.
That instant—
-Splash!
"Grahk!"
A burning impact slammed into my gut.
Not just a hit.
A whip-like slime tendril rattled my organs and sent me flying.
My body sliced through the air and crashed into a massive stump behind me.
"Figured blocking my sight would work since I'm bad at mana sensing, huh?"
"Cough...! How... your mana..."
"You're right, I suck at mana detection. But I can sense other things."
As Dorri's light faded, the villain opened her eyes and pointed at the ground.
The blue slime around my feet had spread out like territory markers.
"Thanks to this slime, I knew exactly what you were up to, eyes closed or not."
"Oh yeah? Bet you saw this coming too!"
While she monologued, I'd spun the Fate's Wheel. It clicked to upright.
Condensed mana formed a massive spear and rocketed out at supersonic speed.
The spinning blade tore through the air and struck the villain's upper body dead-on.
-Splat!
Her torso exploded in a gross spray, vanishing without a trace.
Dorri, freed from her bonds, panted as she scurried to me.
"Serendipity-nim! Were you trying to get me killed?!"
"You're not dead, are you? Mission accomplished."
"My precious fur got shaved off!"
"Eh, your head looks fine."
"Serendipity-nim!"
-Glurp!
A disgusting liquid vibration overlaid our bickering.
I turned, and an unbelievable sight unfolded.
The villain's missing upper body was regenerating, bubbling with blue foam like a rewind.
"Wait... no B-grade villain has regen like that."
Looking closer, something was off.
No red blood or muscle fibers from the severed edge.
Just translucent blue jelly-like slime.
"That's why I waited for you. Our match-up sucks."
"Her whole body's not even human."
"A slime...?"
Just like the villain said, our compatibility was terrible.
I couldn't use attribute attacks, so it was like wasting mana into thin air.
Assessing the situation, I tried to request backup via my terminal behind my back.
"Nope, can't have that."
-Squelch!
"Urgh...!"
Slime surged from behind, binding my terminal-holding arm and yanking it down.
"Now, Serendipity? Let's have some fun. It's gonna be a blast."
The villain wrapped my body tight and pulled me close, disgustingly stroking my chin with her fingertip.