Chapter 58
Chapter 58
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Translator: Ebonarch
Chapter: 58
Chapter Title: First Girlfriend, First Kiss (Not Quite), Erection-Filled Morning
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There wasn't a hint of trembling or anxiety in Yuri's voice as she boldly declared we should date.
She seemed utterly convinced of what my answer would be.
It was a confession that was practically a victory lap.
"Let's date. I like you too, Yuri."
Just as she'd expected, I answered without a second's hesitation. She had been the one to ask first, after all—I couldn't very well drag my feet on the reply.
In that instant, spring bloomed across Yuri's face.
With a radiant smile that left me spellbound, she stepped half a half-step closer.
"So today marks our first day together, right?"
Her scent felt even sweeter than it had five seconds ago. At the same time, a pinkish glow began slowly gathering toward her flushed lips.
"Yeah. I should've said it first, though... I'll make it up to you from here on out."
"Hehe, we'll see about that. If you don't treat me like a princess, I'll get upset."
"Of course. I'll do anything I can for you."
"Eek... hehehe... You can be so straightforward all of a sudden? Oppa, you've liked me since the first time we met, haven't you?"
"I didn't think so back then, but looking back now... yeah, I guess I did. Love at first sight."
"Really? It wasn't quite like that for me, though..."
"When did you start liking me?"
"I was sure about it recently. Once I realized, I couldn't stop thinking about you all day long."
"...Pfft... pffft... ahaha..."
"Why are you laughing?"
"Because I'm happy... No, because hearing that from you makes me so glad."
"If it's that good, why didn't you tell me? You said you'd treat me well!"
"Sorry. At some point, you were all I could think about too. Your little mistakes, your antics, your cheesy dad jokes..."
"Eeeek?"
"But it all just looked cute. Everything about you... it all seemed adorable."
"Fine, I accept that! I'll let it slide!"
Our conversation paused there for a moment. I'm not sure if I moved first, or if Yuri did—or if we both did at once.
But our distance shrank even further.
Close enough that her breasts brushed against me, close enough that our faces were inches apart.
"......"
"......"
Our gazes met in silence. Yuri's face, looking up at me, was flushed all over.
And beneath that, the pink glow swirled actively.
I could see what Yuri—my girlfriend—was wanting from me right now.
No words were needed.
Gently, I cupped her cheeks in both hands.
"Mm......"
Her eyes fluttered shut. Her lips parted slightly.
Those pretty, plump, crimson lips that looked so delicious.
Slowly, I pressed my lips to hers.
—Smack...
Her moist, soft flesh yielded under mine.
My first kiss, but not quite anyone's first kiss.
Well, it was Yuri's first, at least.
Maybe that's why she held her breath, her cheeks burning red, her eyelids quivering.
Her tension was adorable.
I savored the sight of my girlfriend's face as I slowly pulled away.
Then.
—Grab!
Yuri clutched my arm desperately, her eyes hazy as she pleaded.
"Oppa... one more time..."
"Got it."
I obliged her desire, pressing my lips to hers again amid the pink haze filling her mouth.
And gently, I licked between her lips with my tongue.
"......!!"
Her body jolted. But she quickly welcomed my tongue inside.
I pushed through her warm breath, tangling with the tongue hiding within.
"Mmm... hn... slurp..."
Our heads naturally tilted, our lips melding deeper as we shared breaths and saliva.
—Smooch...!
As if on cue, I pulled her waist close, and she wrapped her arms around my neck.
Our first kiss stretched on far longer—and stickier—than I'd imagined.
Over five minutes passed.
When we finally parted.
"Haa... Oppa..."
"Yuri..."
We panted in unison, calling each other's names.
Just as I thought we might head inside.
As the pink glow gathered at her lower body and began to shine.
—Fizzle...
"......???"
Suddenly, the glow faded.
There was still plenty left, but the immediate urge for sex had clearly dimmed in her.
"...Eek, wait..."
Her face was beet red now, just like when I'd caressed and complimented her cheeks at my place earlier.
"O-Oppa... that's enough for today... um... see you tomorrow!"
"Huh?"
"I'll call you later!"
She shoved me away, averted her eyes, shouted that, and fled home like she was escaping.
I stared blankly at my girlfriend's retreating figure, wondering if I'd messed up somehow. I quickly opened the app and checked her inner thoughts twice in a row.
"Ah."
It would've been fine to show me...
But I decided to let it slide.
Bae Yuri wasn't just my part-time junior anymore—she was my girlfriend now.
And I wasn't solo Jang Hyunwoo anymore.
"Jang Hyunwoo, Bae Yuri's boyfriend...!!"
I headed home and hopped straight in the shower.
The whole time, I kept replaying our first kiss with Yuri, grinning like an idiot.
"Why is my girlfriend so cute... And those eyes are seriously OP. They time the touches and kisses perfectly—no wonder I wasn't nervous at all."
I couldn't help but marvel at the stellar performance of my Expert Masseur's Eye, exceeding even my expectations.
With this, no woman with even a bit of interest in me would be out of reach.
And not just that—my massage skills would level up too.
These eyes would tell me exactly when and where to massage, and how.
Humming to myself, I finished showering, flopped onto the bed, and waited for Yuri's call.
Second price hike?
Not the time for that!
My head was in the clouds; I couldn't focus on pricing.
Soon, the phone rang.
—Beep!
"Hello?"
- Oppa~
"Took you long enough. Were you showering?"
- Yeah. You?
"Just finished."
- Gotcha.
"Yeah."
- ……
"......"
- Eek...
"Haha..."
- Sorry about earlier. I just got... embarrassed all of a sudden.
"It's fine. Happens."
- Hehe... Anyway, that kiss with you earlier... eek... I loved kissing. You're so good at it... Wait.
"Yeah?"
- Come to think of it, why are you so good at kissing, oppa? Have you done it a lot? With how many girls?!
"What? I never dated anyone before you."
- Then why are you so good?!
"Am I? I didn't realize. I was just so into it, I lost track."
- ...That good, huh?
"Good enough to lose my mind. I don't even remember what I did."
- Pfft...
A late-night call with my girlfriend—teasing yet cringey in the best way.
Feeling one of my dreamed-of romance fantasies come true, I chatted endlessly with Yuri.
We'd talked during cafe shifts and recent night dates, but there was still so much to say.
- Summer's coming soon. Got plans, oppa?
"Yeah."
- With who?
"You. Beach trip, just us. You in?"
- Obviously! Where to?
"Gangneung or Sokcho? Keep it chill?"
- Love it!
We promised a summer trip together, then dove into endless small talk.
My first-ever phone call lasting over an hour.
- Goodnight, oppa. See you at the cafe tomorrow.
"Yuri."
- Yeah?
"I love you. Sleep well."
- Heheek... Me too! Love you, oppa!
We could've talked all night, but with exams starting tomorrow, we hung up at 3 a.m.
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much—facial muscles numb.
Yet bliss kept me tossing and turning before I finally crashed into sweet sleep.
And morning came.
"...What time...? 6 a.m.?"
I woke early. My body had adapted to short sleep lately.
Thought about sleeping more, but weird noises from outside killed the vibe.
So I grabbed my phone while lying there.
"Daily and weekly quests... let's see..."
Daily Quest: Massage 1 customer
> Reward: 10 MP
Weekly Quest: Massage 30 customers
> Reward: Random Item Box
"Whoa, easier now?"
Weekly was no issue whatever it was. The pain was the old daily—3 massages a day.
Fine on weekdays, but weekends meant hunting clients.
In that sense, more weeklies made filling numbers easier.
- Loss of one testicle
"Penalty's still brutal. You psycho app."
Good thing it got easier.
Random box was exclusive and gacha-fun... Wait, forgot last week's.
"Probably Arousal Oil again or whatever."
Playing it cool while hyped, I opened it.
—Spring!
"Jackpot!!"
Not ultimate, but solid. Treatment Oil cost 500 MP.
Pricier than Anal Cleaner.
Usage tricky, though.
"500 MP means it's potent... Treatment Oil... When massages fix knots already... Right! Professor Yoon's daughter!"
Lower body paralysis, right?
That'd respond to massage, prime for this oil.
"After semester ends, massage her and offer it? Title effect means she won't dismiss it."
No other use, so invest in Professor Yoon.
"Nice pull. Odds for good stuff seem decent?"
Excitement woke me fully.
Clear-headed, I checked yesterday's skipped price hike.
Current rates:
- Hand: 2,000 won →
- Arm: 3,000 won →
- Shoulder: 5,000 won →
- Back: 5,000 won →
- Foot: 7,000 won →
- Leg: 7,000 won →
- Breast: 15,000 won →
- Butt: 15,000 won →
- Pussy: 25,000 won →
"Gladly pay even steep fees, huh."
I'd half-decided the moment I saw it.
I'd tested my massages' power and addicts' reactions enough.
So.
Bold hike.
Hand/arm distinction felt petty, so merged—app allowed it instantly.
"This is fair."
Too pricey? Their loss. Once hooked, they won't forget.
Upgraded eyes would amplify it.
For sensitivity trio—breast/butt/pussy.
"Market rate."
Set these as base, but adjust per person.
Yuri or Haeun? Discount free.
Suyeon noona? Full price fine.
Jungah noona types? Quote high, raise at whim.
"Over list price? No prob—they see it as tips."
Speed up their tab days.
Can't full-tab custom hikes, so "mercy" to list price only. Like special discount—keep quiet.
Damn, am I a genius?
Admiring my flawless plan, I got out of bed and opened the door.
—Bubble bubble bubble
Delicious smells and sounds hit immediately.
Plastic bags of ingredients by the kitchen sink, stew bubbling on the induction.
Felt like home.
And there.
"...♪♬♪"
Suyeon noona, humming softly, focused on cooking.
Outer clothes on the table, just a thin dress hugging her curves.
Drawn to that tantalizing back view.
Then spotted giant condom boxes in the table's plastics.
The blatant items cracked me up.
"Awake?"
Noona glanced back while stirring, sensing me.
"Up early. Was gonna wake you..."
Her face lit up at my sight, that gentle smile pure newlywed wife.
Couldn't resist.
I closed in, hugging her from behind.
"Eek, Hyunwoo...♡"
Clutching her soft married body tight, her joyful voice enchanted my ear.
While listening, I groped her violently massive breasts.
—Grope...!
"Ha-ut..."
"Seeing you first thing makes me so happy, noona. You're making me breakfast, right?"
"Mmm... Skipping meals is bad for you... Shopped ahead yesterday... Ah♡"
—Grope grope...!
Kneading her tits like dough over the dress, she just leaked naughty moans.
"Mmm... smack... smack, smooch... slurp..."
She turned her head naturally; our lips met, tongues danced in affectionate kiss.
Slipping hands under dress and bra.
Rubbing the fluffy, overflowing massive flesh, teasing her rock-hard nipples.
Meanwhile, grinding my hard cock against her ass over panties.
—Rub, stroke...
"Eek, ha-ah... smack..."
Noona pushed her ass back, responding eagerly.
When kiss broke, saliva string dangling, she said what she didn't mean.
"Ah-ng... Breakfast first..."
She had no intention of stopping—pink glow confirmed unnecessary.
"Wanna eat you first, noona. No?"
"Me first...?"
"You slaving like my wife from morning—how could I eat first?"
"W-Wife...?♡"
"Told you before? Dream is girlfriend morning BJ. Not today?"
"Oh... Meant to wake you with it... Sorry. I'll do it now."
Noona knelt regretfully, gingerly pulling down my panties with both hands.
—Thud!
"Haa... So healthy today too..."
"Wasn't till I saw you, noona. Your fault—fix it."
"Mmm... Noona'll take care of it all. So... eek... smack, smack... slurp... lick..."
"Ahh—feels good."
Kissing and licking my swinging cock.
Her ecstatic face at my dick, the wet lips and tongue—shivers down my spine.
—Stroke, rub...
"Love it, noona. You're great."
Pink cluster at her head craved praise—I stroked and gave it.
"...♡ Lick lick... haa... Gonna feel even better... slurp... guulp...!"
Blissful, she took me deeper.
"Sloo-rp, slurp... sluuuurp...!"
Ignoring her messy face, cheeks hollowing as she sucked greedily.
Petting her head, I grabbed my phone from the sink.
"Slurp, slurp... gulp..."
"Haa... Noona, show me your tits. Wanna see 'em."
"Mmmph... Mmm..."
—Rustle... jiggle!
"Nipples perky already? I'll flick and suck 'em later. You and your pussy too."
"...♡ Mmmmmmph...!"
Getting head from a married woman while texting my girlfriend...
Absolute bliss.
Oh, text Haeun too?
Short cheer.
Then Seokho messaged.
Soyul? Inverted nipples?
Must suck 'em.
More important than exams.