Streamer Who's Suspiciously Friendly with Goblins
I dropped a little teaser on the Tower Climbing Channel, and sure enough, viewers swarmed in like they'd pinned my location. Just three minutes into my first stream, and I had 500 watchers! I'd never done streaming before, but the thought of all those eyes on me made my heart race.
The chat was surprisingly tame? Maybe because I'd only shown the forest so far.
"Pfft, own it? As if~!" I showed my face and grinned. "This is a legit Tower climb stream, okay? You won't see the scenes you're hoping for."
My declaration of war sparked a barrage of question marks from the viewers.
"I'm streaming to show goblins are just dick fodder~."
"What. You horny fucks here to jerk off? Go elsewhere."
"What!? Where!!" I whipped around and realized I'd been tricked.
"Agh, you little shits…."
"Anyway, first time streaming so take care of me…."
"Ah, want me to switch to adult room? Got it. Hold on." First time, messed up the settings. Gotta make it 19+….
"There, try chatting now."
"Ugh…." So predictable. Men are such easy marks—maybe making money off them ain't so hard?
"I said chat, who said treat me like a public toilet? The guy who just said that—come here, I'm renting you out."
"Anyway… you guys might misunderstand, so I'll let the first one slide. Listen up." I smirked and declared, "This is a virgin clear stream. You won't get what you want. Got it?!"
"Ahh, wait. Won't make money like this…?" My brain short-circuited for a sec.
"No, no! That's not what I meant…… Virgin clear streams gotta have demand too, right?"
"You're rented too. Huh?"
"……Acting all mainstream wholesome feels sarcastic too…."
"Anyway, just gonna catch a few goblins today. Don't expect much?" Time to do my thing.
Huh? Why's the screen reacting like that? I pulled the phone back a bit, and question marks exploded… then shy emotes flooded in.
"Why the sudden freakout? Scary. Ah……." Right, I was wearing the Onahole Outfit….
"Ah, it's cuz I'm an onahole……!!"
"No!! It's not a declaration, I am an onahole… fuck. Anyway!!" Shit, panicking made my excuse weird.
"Ah, fuck… you guys…."
"Ah. Quiet! Quiet! I didn't wear this cuz I like it!"
Ah, fuck. They're mocking me nonstop, head's getting hot……! Streaming ain't easy for a weak-minded girl like me?
"Ah, listen to me…!" That's when I noticed viewer count at 800 but slowly dropping. Shit. No way. Fuck, is survival a joke, Seola?!
"No…. I mean…."
"No! No. Sorry, my bad…!" Ugh… damn it……!! Started so confident, but now I'm shrinking. Face burning up.
"I'll pretend I wore it for you guys. Okay?"
"Guh……. Ah, you guys like it too…. Right?" No choice, I squeezed my eyes shut, shrugged my shoulders, and threw some aegyo. "Why so meeean~."
'Ugh….' Damn it. [Lewdness +1] Catering to viewers… feels like something important snapped inside.
Chat normalized, so I sighed in relief.
"G-guys… warnings coming in, tone down the chat a bit."
"Ah! Kinda… not doing Tower climb…?" Worried it'd call me vicious, so I trailed off meekly, peeking….
Ugh…… Staring at chat will just psych me out. These guys are pros at messing with people. My fault for starting a stream that attracts this crowd….
Anyway, change the vibe! "Today's content is Tower climbing! Tower climbing! Gonna show goblin kills!"
"……You fucking…… No, I won't lose. Ohoho."
Virgin clear, I'll do it…… I edged forward, phone forward for forward view.
Start with an easy lone goblin kicked from the pack today.
Goblins hunt in packs, but weak ones get exiled and wander solo— that's my target. Can't let these praying-for-fuck guys have their way.
"Hup!" Combat start. Kicked a lone goblin in the back of the head.
"Kieek!" Clean ambush, knocked it down, stomped till HP zero. Goblin went limp, KO'd.
Experience gained!
Phew…. See? Onahole girl won clean.
"……Not footjob, you shits!"
"Den's dangerous, not going till leveled. "
"What defeat sex, I'm doing virgin clear!"
"Not that kinda stream…." I'm serious about virgin clear! After one goblin down, even some genuinely worried viewers started enjoying.
Yeah. Nice weather, no overdoing it, no danger.
──Mm. Got a Goblin's Small Knife. Common magic-grade drop. Nice for finishing blows, but the moment I grabbed it─── Don't Act Up as an Onahole kicked in, weapon slipped right out.
Perfect timing, had to explain. "Can't use weapons. Or armor."
"Cuz… onahole rules say no."
"You assholes enjoy others' misery that much?!"
"Like this…" Slip. "See? Can't."
"Told you, cuz onahole can't…." Fuck, why's it embarrassing….
Hardcore fr. Slow but steady. Plus lots watching.
Ah, nice……. "First stat point, whatcha think, guys?"
"Assumes non-virgin clear…! Trying to make me a trash build?!"
"Strength for sure. First one."
"Who said!!" Already hardcore mode! They'd vote STR zero!
Quick STR before bait drops. Whew, close call…. These shits. Not just trolling, wanna raise me as trash onahole.
"Anyway caught ten today, stream ends here!"
"Huh?" Mood shifted…?
"?" What? I glanced at myself on camera. Something green on my leg.
"Hgya wha#@(*#(! Scareee!"
Fuck, mini goblin! When'd it latch on my leg rubbing?! Phone chat exploding with lol's mercilessly.
"Hey, get off! You shits! Say something if it's stuck!"
"Get off! Off!" Shook my leg hard.
"Kerumut……. Kerumuuut……♡" Shook off the clingy mini goblin. Lucky it's small, but seriously!! Forest camo, didn't notice it stuck!!
"Ha, fuck legit startled."
"Nooo!! Not friendly!"
"Kerumu♡ Kerumu♡" Aaaagh! Why's this fucker blushing in my grip?! Annoying!
"Go away!" Yeeted the mini goblin into the woods.
"Ah, anyway stream off now!" End before more shame, exit Tower.
But streamers can't just run. I underestimated how people talk. That day, Tower Chan burned with rookie onahole Han Seola debut… tons of embarrassing lewd clips clipped.