Confusing My Sister With My Girlfriend Causes Chaos
I suddenly found myself in a hospital room. *Oh, right. I said my head was hurt and I lost my memory.*
I panicked for a split second, then quickly replied to Noona with a calm message.
[I'm still not at the hospital yet. I just can't remember anything. It doesn't hurt.]
[Why did you hang up on me right after the phone call yesterday? Were you busy?]
I answered briefly, asking why she had cut the call.
[You really don't remember anything at all?]
Noona asked me like she was scolding me.
[Yeah.]
[Did we fight or something recently, you and me?]
I shrank back and replied. Even this world's Noona was still terrifying to me.
[I'll think about it for a bit.]
A completely heavy reply with a period at the end came back. It was so heavy I almost dropped my phone.
*What the hell. She's terrifying. What on earth happened to make her like this?*
The relationship between me and Noona in this world must have gotten to the point where we need to think about it. We had fought sometimes in the old world, but we had never been this tense, so it was seriously scary.
Still, I thought the conversation was over and let out a sigh.
[How was Mara-nim?]
[I'm just getting off work!! What are you going to do tonight?!]
Both Bo-Yang and Jiyeon sent me messages almost at the same time. I hurriedly alternated between answering them, saying I had safely arrived and that I was just resting.
*Am I, right now, the most popular guy in my life?*
It felt completely new using my phone for its original purpose instead of just surfing the web or YouTube. Answering two people at once for the first time left me flustered.
[I was resting and preparing for tomorrow's broadcast.]
[To have fun next time, I need to focus on my real job for now.]
Bo-Yang's message had a refreshing vibe. It was funny that the vibe was so different when I remembered how she had clung to me to appeal for more.
[By the way, um.]
[If it's okay, can you send the sex video you shot today and]
[the dick photo?]
[I can shoot a reward photo for you if you want something in return.]
It was just two refreshing lines asking for the video and dick photo I had shot today. It was amusing and cute, so I was happy, but…
And in the middle of that, Jiyeon sent,
[You seemed to like my chest photos, so I'll send one!!]
[I feel a little embarrassed sending it right away haha lol lol lol lol]
She sent a photo of her in what looked like her room, lifting her shirt, biting her lip, showing her chest, and making a V-sign.
*Ooh… Seeing Bo-Yang's big chest first, then Jiyeon's, was refreshing. Good.*
Jiyeon's chest wasn't as big as Bo-Yang's but was perky and pretty. Her areola and nipple were small and cute. After seeing Bo-Yang's big breasts, I could feel the charm of smaller ones even more.
*Now that I look at it, Jiyeon really does feel more like a little sister than Bo-Yang. Same energy.*
She was like a dog wagging its tail. It was adorable how she followed me closely, wanting to be cuddled and spoiled.
An obscene brown-skinned bitch who loves thick semen, who hands you her dick instead of her hand when she's good, immediately gets excited, pants, and sucks greedily.
“…”
Imagining it made me laugh. I first replied to Jiyeon thanking her for the photo, then unzipped my pants, snapped a photo of my hard dick with Jiyeon's photo as the background, and sent it.
[Thanks a lot!!!!]
[Your brother's dick is always so cool every time I see it!!!!]
[Eugh I wanna suck it lol lol I wanna put it in too lol lol]
It was exactly what I had imagined—a super excited reply. Emojis of excitement kept coming. I wanted to bite and thrust into her.
“Ah, I need to properly reply to Bo-Yang too. I'll send the video by email… ”
I sent Bo-Yang a reply saying the video was too big so I'd send it from my computer and cheering her on for the broadcast. Then I thought about sending the hard dick photo to Bo-Yang too, but decided it would be rude to send a hard dick from another woman.
[Yes! I'll be waiting happily!]
[This is a photo I sent you as a pre-reward. Will you like it?]
Bo-Yang sent her own photo first, before I could.
She lowered the strap of her usual tank top, showing her breasts down to her nipples, held her phone high, and took a selfie with a shy but determined expression, trying hard to show off her chest.
*Haha, cute… So cute…*
It had a completely different cuteness and lewdness from Jiyeon's bold, V-sign smile. Even though it was the same chest photo, the vibe was so different. Best one.
*Ah, it's really good. I'm happy… The flood of daughters… I won't paint it since the semen is precious, but.*
The two of them sending me lewd photos for me was the best and cutest thing. I kept smiling happily because I felt loved. I wanted both of them as my phone's main screen. Well, what else? I immediately set it.
*And I need to send the dick photo to Bo-Yang too. My dick is already hard from the photo I just received.*
When I pulled back the foreskin of my rock-hard dick to show the head and veins clearly and sent it,
[I thought about it.]
“Huh?”
I realized I had sent the photo to the wrong person.
“Fuck!!”
I had replied to the very latest message with the dick photo I had taken without thinking, and of course it was Noona who had just finished thinking.
I had become a crazy bastard who sent a hard dick photo with the foreskin pulled back to Noona.
“Waaaaah, waaaah, waaaaaah!!!”
I screamed and hurriedly tried to use the message deletion function that all recent messengers had, but
[?]
[What the fuck are you doing? Are you crazy?]
Noona's angry message came even faster. It was over.
[Sorry]
[What the hell are you sending my sister right now?]
[It was a real mistake. Sorry. I meant to send it to someone else.]
I deleted the photo belatedly and rushed to make excuses, but
[Someone else?]
[Hey you fucking asshole. What the hell were you doing? Sending a dick photo to someone else while you're out of your mind.]
My excuse backfired completely,
[Call me.]
My phone started vibrating violently. I was fucked. Completely fucked.
“Ugh, fuck…”
But I couldn't avoid it. I took a deep breath and answered Noona's call.
“H-Hello?”
“Hey.”
Her voice was slightly low but sharp and hysterical. It was my familiar Noona's voice.
“U, um.”
“Haa…”
Noona let out a sigh so heavy it made the hair on my arms stand up even through the phone.
“Are you selling your body?”
“No?!”
She asked directly. I answered in surprise, shouting.
“Then what? Selling your dick photo?”
“Ah, no!! It's not that!!”
We had had plenty of sex these past two days, but I hadn't taken any money. The reward for the photos was just the same body photos. I had also rejected the offer to be a pillar for hire as an editor, so I was still proud.
“Then who exactly did you send the dick photo to?”
“Th-That… to someone I'm seeing lately. They're not a bad person…”
It wasn't a lie. Both Jiyeon and Bo-Yang were people I was seeing lately, and both were good.
“…Haa.”
Noona sighed deeply again. That sigh of mine that always came when I did something stupid. She was speechless.
Even this world's Noona was my Noona. Completely terrifying.
“You… you said you didn't like that kind of thing.”
Noona asked like she couldn't understand at all.
“Like what?”
“Lewd stuff. You felt uncomfortable.”
“…I don't particularly hate it.”
I suffer because I get hard easily, but I don't hate it. If anything, because my dick is big my libido is strong too. I don't skip a day of jerking off.
“Are you saying you don't feel that way anymore because your memory is gone?”
“Maybe? I don't feel any aversion.”
From what Noona said, it sounded like in this world I had found lewd things very uncomfortable and hated them.
*It's weird. Nothing but good things have happened in my world. I really don't know what kind of guy this me is. My life and relationships seem even stranger than in the original world.*
“It's ridiculous, really…”
Noona sighed again, small and exasperated. I hoped she would stop sighing before the ground gave out.
“But Noona.”
“Why.”
“Are you and I on bad terms? We don't even have each other's numbers saved. What happened?”
I asked her directly.
“You really don't remember anything?”
“I only remember that we were close when we were little.”
“…”
Noona closed her mouth. A long, awkward silence followed.
“…Did I do something weird? If I did, I'm sorry.”
Even though I didn't know the details, I figured it might be my fault and apologized in advance.
In my memories, Noona had always been an adult and made sensible choices. After our parents died early, she had practically become my parent.
I had thought that if our relationship wasn't good, it must have been my fault, but
“…No. Everything was my fault. You did nothing wrong.”
Noona said it wasn't that way and that everything was her fault.
“My fault?”
“I was bad. Completely. You did nothing wrong. So…”
“Then it's good.”
I felt relieved.
“…What? It's good?”
“You don't have to apologize for something you don't remember. It's good. I don't remember what mistake Noona made. Let's pretend it never happened.”
If I don't remember what I was punished for, I can pretend it never happened. There's no need to feel awkward about something I wasn't punished for.
“Pretend it never happened? Are you serious?”
“Yeah. It's a thing I don't remember, after all. It really never happened.”
“Then… then… I can't be comfortable!!”
Noona shouted.
“No, I'm really fine with it.”
“I'm not fine with it!! I can't wash my mouth and act like I don't know!!”
Looking back, Noona had a somewhat troublesome personality in these parts. She couldn't just overlook injustice, or even injustice she herself had committed by mistake. Honestly, it was a little annoying.
“…I'll go.”
“Huh?”
“Tomorrow in the afternoon I'll come to your house. It would be better to meet in person and talk.”
“Eek…”
The situation was starting to become more troublesome.