Did You See? Ah, Maybe Not the Sex… Want Me to Show You Today?
(Shin Down)
"Oppa! Come lie down here too!"
"Ha, why the hell would I lie down there? You go ahead and sprawl all you want."
"…I can lie down if I want."
"Not gonna happen."
It was strange… no, by this point it wasn't strange at all.
What had started as subtle sniping back and forth had, for a little while now, escalated into full-blown, blood-drawing verbal warfare.
And it had all begun with that bitch Areum.
Right in front of Sarang she suddenly started licking my neck, doing things she'd never done before, treating me all intimate and clingy. She even linked arms with me and cooed at me just so Sarang would see.
From my side it was pure agony.
Even after Sarang's warning at dawn today, Areum only piled it on thicker instead of dialing it back.
"…Why not? You never know what people will do."
Sarang's quiet mutter made me press a hand to my forehead.
She'd always been the sweet one, but when it came to a staring contest between girls she wouldn't give an inch.
"Oppaang~ Hurry… come lie down here already!"
The aegyo was a little over the top, just for good measure.
Areum's face twisted as she glared at me. The look said go ahead and try lying down if you dare.
"…You two gonna keep this up?"
"Oppa~ Come on!"
"Ha! What, you planning to set up house right here? We came to look at one damn bed and this is the circus you're putting on."
"Beds are important. If Oppa looks with me, that's all the better for me."
Neither of them seemed to hear a word I said. They only answered each other, locked in their little power struggle.
The stares from around us were a problem too. Two good-looking girls sandwiching a guy and openly sniping at each other made for quite the spectacle; the people walking by weren't even trying to hide their interest.
Honestly, it was a little embarrassing. We weren't monkeys in a zoo, yet the whispering attention felt heavy.
Thud—
"…Soft."
I was full of the single thought that I just needed to play along wherever and get home already.
"Oppa~ So we can pick this one?"
"Yeah, fine."
"I like it too!"
Sarang dove straight into my arms. Then her eyes cut toward Areum.
"Hey! Get up already!"
"Why! I'm checking before we buy."
Sarang's behavior kept throwing me off. From the glimpses I'd caught it had almost seemed like she liked girls… like she liked Areum… but that had clearly been my imagination.
"Ugh! Hey… Park Areum. What the hell are you doing too?"
"Don't just yell at me. Yell at her."
"Haa… you're both heavy."
Sarang, still in her school uniform, had half-climbed onto my upper body. Areum, in clothes that clung to every curve, was wrapping herself around me as well.
Stuck between their pointless sparring, I was the only one left flustered. Of course I was—body and mind both perfectly healthy, I was having a hell of a time keeping the lower half that kept twitching under the soft press of female flesh under control.
"Both of you, cut it out already—ngh!"
Areum's knee suddenly drove between my thighs. Then it started moving in a steady rhythm, stroking me right there.
"…You actually lost it?"
"The one who lost it is Shin Sarang. Get up already."
"…Why should I? I don't want to."
I had no idea why the two of them had suddenly decided they couldn't stand not eating each other alive. One thing was certain: I had zero control over either of them.
"Ah, fuck… whatever. Do what you want. I-I'm hitting the bathroom."
That was the best I could manage—shoving the two of them off me and running.
I pushed Park Areum and Shin Sarang away, got to my feet, and bolted for the nearest restroom.
"Haa, those two really lost their minds… hidden cameras or what."
There didn't seem to be a way out. Areum looked ready to ignore Sarang completely, and Sarang looked like she couldn't stand the sight of me and Areum stuck together. Same went for Areum.
In this situation I was the one in the most danger. The second either Areum or Sarang opened her mouth, I was a dead man.
Yeah—panicking last night and just winging my way through it had been the mistake. I should've found some excuse, any excuse, and made Sarang accept it. The way things stood now, she had every reason to think we were straight-up incestuous siblings.
The reality was different, but from Sarang's point of view it barely mattered. Even if I launched into a long explanation about adoption now, there was no telling whether that would just light another fuse.
Right now I had to keep things from getting bigger and clean them up. The problem was that no such method was coming to mind.
"Haa…"
The bulge that had been straining finally settled. I fixed my clothes and was about to leave the restroom.
"Uh…"
"Oppa!"
"What took you so long."
The two of them were standing guard in front of the men's room like bouncers. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't think the phrase "twists and turns" had ever hit this hard in my life.
We were only picking out a few pieces of furniture, yet I was completely drained. Every time the two of them started bickering I ended up in the middle, and only after I refereed the whole mess did it finally end.
By the time we left the furniture store I was exhausted to the bone.
"Oppa, I'm gonna hit the bathroom real quick!"
"Yeah…"
"It's just the bathroom, why do you need to watch her go?"
"Hey."
"What."
"Never mind… Sarang, go ahead. I'll wait."
Their gazes locked in midair again, sparks practically flying—papapak—.
"…I'll be right back."
"Fine, just go."
"I wasn't talking to Unnie."
"I was talking to myself too."
Watching the two of them refuse to yield a single word, I swallowed my anger.
"Ugh… seriously… both of you are so childish."
I half-declared surrender and dropped into a nearby chair. Normally they were pretty mature and sharp; I had no idea why they were like this today of all days.
"…Hey, Park Areum."
"What."
"I told you we're fucked if we keep this up."
"What is."
"Sarang saw us, remember? She told me never to do it again, and I just blanked and said okay. But if you keep pulling this shit, what do you think she's gonna think?"
"Does that matter?"
"…So it doesn't?"
I could already picture how thrilled our parents would be. Getting caught doing that in front of the kid, and if you dug any deeper I'd just end up the bastard who deserved to die.
"So what, you're regretting it now?"
"Regret or not… we're seriously about to be fucked…"
I needed to be a little more careful. At the very least, no unnecessary skinship where Sarang could see. That was what I was thinking.
"Shin Down."
"What."
"You… forgot again, didn't you."
It was the coldest voice I'd heard all day. Completely different from the cooing act she'd been putting on.
"…Forgot what."
One step, then two. Areum came right up to me, brought her face to my ear, and whispered.
"You raped me. Already forgot?"
"Ah, fuck… hey! I got fucked like five or six times more than that, you know?"
"Heh, bragging. Got fucked by me more. So you're bitter?"
Areum's hot breath slid into my ear. Only it wasn't breath—her pointed tongue, slick with spit, licked right inside.
"Schlick."
"Ugh! Wh-what are you doing."
"If you're bitter, fuck me raw right now."
With that, Areum turned around and dropped her ass onto my thighs. Soft, squishy flesh mashed and wrapped around me.
"Want me to pull my panties down right here?"
"Bullshit. Get off."
"If getting fucked by me still pisses you off… just say the word anytime."
Areum used me like a chair and leaned all the way back. I was flailing in panic under that soft skin when Sarang's scream tore through from behind.
"Oppaang!!"
"…You did that on purpose again, didn't you."
"Who knows…"
"What are you two doing out here!"
Sarang grunted and pried Areum and me apart. I was already past caring, staring blankly into space, but Areum promptly lifted her hips and stood.
"Hey, Shin Sarang."
"Wh-what."
"You… like Shin Down, don't you?"
"Wh-what did you say!?"
"Why act like you didn't hear. You like him."
"I-I do not!"
"You don't?"
"N-no!"
"Really?"
"……."
The snarling atmosphere between them shifted. And once again I was stuck right in the middle of the conversation.
"Hey, quit teasing the kid."
I could feel Sarang's goodwill clearly enough. But that was all it was—goodwill. Thinking back to the time I'd spent in Areum's body, it almost seemed more plausible that Sarang liked Areum instead. Of course even that felt a little fuzzy now.
"Anyway, you've always been completely clueless."
"…Me?"
Areum's dig left me speechless. I'd never once thought of myself as clueless.
"Hey, but what are you gonna do? You know as well as I do I've already had sex with him, done everything there is to do."
"Wh-what…?"
"You don't know sex? When a guy and a girl strip naked and—"
"Hey, hey! You crazy bitch!"
Areum's bombshell left Sarang frozen like a statue.
"You said you saw, right? Ah, maybe you didn't catch the sex part… Want me to show you today?"
I was so stunned by Areum's filthy mouth that my jaw just hung open in a dumb expression.