Real Penis Experience (4)
Real Penis Experience (4)
"Hello, are you well? Are you having a peaceful night?"
"Peaceful, huh? Using some pretty archaic words there. And that last bit had a light retro pronunciation."
Following Rina's instructions, I casually let Uriel into the room, acting like it was no big deal.
My top priority: keep her in a good mood.
"Thanks so much for the personal teaching session and your praise—very grateful. You sound just like the Chairperson."
Uriel, who had come to the Penthouse where I was staying, gave a polite 'Korean-style' bow.
The so-called navel bow.
After forcibly jacking me off last time, how could she be so brazen?
Any normal human with a shred of shame would at least blush, but as expected from someone wearing that thick Nordic Federation-skinned face, Uriel was grinning ear to ear at me.
But unlike before, my understanding had leveled up.
'This girl's a lot more sly than she looks.'
That said, I had no intention of judging or getting shocked by her character every time.
"Come on in."
It was late, but I calmly opened the door and spread my arms wide inside.
"Then, I'll enter without poison—!"
"Poison's been off-limits since the Joseon era. Unless you want blood pouring from your mouth."
Compared to me, she was small enough that I could look right down to the top of her head.
Without her gown, she was just your average twenty-something woman, except for her slender figure.
Come to think of it, Uriel didn't give me that sense of wrongness I'd felt with Rina.
You know, the shock of "Do all future women have such explosive bodies...?"
Uriel had exactly the kind of normal woman's figure I pictured.
She had that long, lanky Nordic European look—long arms and legs, small head, good proportions.
Watching her back as she walked into the living room with its wide rug, I sank into thought.
'Make sure to stay on Uriel's good side. Even if she pulls some mischievous pranks, it's just her curiosity, so go along with it as much as you can. The more interested Uriel gets in you as Head of the Family, the better the report will be.'
Rina's voice echoed in my head like an auditory hallucination.
Rina was a businesswoman, which meant she couldn't step up front to protect me personally.
She didn't want heavy media exposure.
Owner risk meant company risk.
The Rina in my mind seemed cautious enough to be fine.
Even so, her holding back and playing it safe just proved her prudence again.
In this future world, the existence of a 'Primitive Male' seemed like a real thorn in everyone's side.
So, having Rina as my protector was a problem...
...or so Rina had explained.
In other words, the one responsible for me couldn't be Rina herself—it had to be her chosen proxy... Uriel.
'Uriel's a foreigner too, and she won't get much media exposure like I do. People tend to give academics some leeway, so it's best to lean on her.'
I hadn't left this Penthouse room yet.
But from the internet and bits of info I'd picked up here and there, I knew.
There were political factions like men's rights activists and radical female supremacists, and if Eden Genesis ignored the general female citizens' opinion on Primitive Males, business would get tough.
'Don't underestimate women's solidarity.'
That's what Rina had said.
'I've never underestimated it in the first place.'
I decided to accept that line of thinking.
Work hard to pique Rina's interest.
"Just the two of us now..."
She looked like she was about to sit on the sofa, but instead, Uriel turned to me and held up two fingers.
Her secretive whisper was full of intent.
Tonight, she wasn't in her gown but a white dress that showed off her slender legs.
Her snow-white hair sparkled like freshly fallen snow, matching her pale skin—she looked like a fairy from another world.
Looks-wise, this girl was definitely fairy-adjacent.
"Wanna sit first?"
I gallantly placed the fluffiest cushion under her butt.
Uriel's eyes went wide as she said,
"Um... Getting this kind of manners from a man feels kinda weird... embarrassing."
"It was normal back in the old days. I had a good home education too, you know. Ever heard of chivalry?"
Luckily, Uriel didn't harp on it.
She plopped down on the cushion I'd laid out and just stroked it a few times, like she liked the feel.
"You've got pretty feminine sense—nice, yeah—"
"Truth is, all the stuff here is Rina's taste."
"The Chairperson's sense, huh. I thought it felt very sensual."
"Rina definitely dresses maturely and fashionably."
"Fashionable... yeah, she does."
After some light chit-chat, Uriel got to the point.
Just like Rina said, it was about the report to submit to the government.
"Rina Chairperson told me. She said, what are his capabilities? With Kang Do-yoon's body, what studying can Eden Genesis do? She asked what we can fix... so Do-yoon can stay off the radar of those scary radical female supremacists."
"Hmm, research, huh."
"So, cooperate, arimasu ka?"
"What's that? Never studied Japanese, but that doesn't even sound like proper usage."
Uriel started talking in her playful, teasing way.
'Coming at me this shamelessly? After blue-balling me for the first time in 400 years?'
Seeing her act like she'd completely forgotten that memory, I steeled myself.
And sure enough, her proposal popped out of nowhere, hitting me right in the blind spot.
"For the time being, you'll have to do some close-up rubbing studying with me."
"I get the close-up part, but what's rubbing?"
"It's onomatopoeia."
"Suddenly dropping advanced vocab."
"In front of 10,000 global fans, prove your masculinity~!"
"...You just switched to survival show MC mode outta nowhere."
Global fans? Guess modern survival shows are on that scale.
10,000 people? Way too big.
"What, just a joke?"
Hearing Uriel's little chuckle, I sighed in relief.
What the hell was she gonna have me do in front of 10,000?
My only talent's a few impressions.
And those people all died around 400 years ago anyway.
"......"
I cleared my mind and decided to treat Uriel like my cousin.
That way, I could laugh off even her weirdest bullshit.
More than anything, I needed her.
If Rina was gonna play on her personality, I had to cooperate.
"What kind of research? How can I help?"
"There are a few steps."
"What?"
"First, take off your pants."
"...Straight to level 9? That's a high mental hurdle."
"Nope, just step 1, hurry up—"
"......"
"It's for the research. Only for study, no bad thoughts no-no."
"Your Korean-style English is kinda subtle..."
"Skip those details! Skip, skip!"
So-called 'Koreanized,' I guess. I decided to let it slide.
Thinking about it, I'd already shown my dick to her once.
In the analysis room.
There was a bit of a scuffle, but after all the twists and turns, she'd jacked me off.
...Wait, summarizing it like this makes it sound so fucked up?
The scuffle was weird, and ending up getting handjobbed after all that? It was as absurd as some outdated AI-generated plot, like Will Smith eating spaghetti.
'Will Smith... Yeah, that Hollywood actor. Probably totally forgotten by now?'
Being forgotten is sad.
No, really, it's fucking depressing.
Lost in those thoughts, when I dropped my pants, my dick looked even more limp than usual.
"It's totally powerless today."
"Yeah, 'today' it is. Normally... it's not. It's not always erect."
"OH, erect, you're right, so I can help you—"
And, as expected—totally expected—Uriel reached out and grabbed my flaccid snake.
Her small hand gripped me tight, even in its soft state, and there was a reaction.
But it wasn't gonna get hard from just a touch.
"...I wanna cooperate, but does it have to be erect?"
I broke the silence first, asking Uriel, who'd frozen holding my motionless dick.
"We're gonna film from now on. First, ejaculation record. Masturbation record."
"Why record that..."
I started to protest but shook my head.
Just follow Rina's lead.
Rina's lead meant obeying Uriel's orders.
Still, I didn't wanna jerk off naked alone.
"Jerking off outta nowhere is too much. Unless there's a girl to touch me or something..."
"Eh... What bold talk. You mean some woman doing reproductive acts with a man?"
"Could you not look so genuinely shocked? In my world, that was common sense. What, should I stare at a fish to get hard?"
In a huff, I pointed at the huge aquarium across the living room.
No maintenance needed from me—the fish inside were glowing.
"Since Egen-nam natural breeding trials are very possible category... strong recovery resilience and vascular expansion, and in necessary cases, various placebo cases..."
She was rambling on.
I smiled faintly and grabbed Uriel's slender wrist.
She was still gripping the base of my dick as she looked up.
Subtle, but clear—in that innocent face, I read a different glint.
'Did I read that right?'
Locking eyes with her blue irises, I moved her wrist.
It looked like I was using Uriel's hand to jerk myself off.
But she didn't let go.
Her entranced eyes didn't leave me either.
My suspicion was turning into certainty.
"No need to go far. Uriel, you're a woman too. Why not have you do it?"
"...Eh, too much... How could a woman with a man..."
Uriel slyly avoided my gaze as she protested.
But she had no intention of pulling away the hand still rubbing my dick.
Her ridiculously calm reaction drew a laugh from me.
I barely held it in and persuaded her.
"Comparing with a real woman would help the research, right? What do you think?"
"...Would it...? Maybe you're right, but..."
"It's fine, isn't it?"
I whispered low in her ear, closer and closer.
Like payback for the humiliation in the analysis room last time.
No, I didn't mean it that way.
But it worked—Uriel's body started trembling faintly.
And the realization hit.
'This girl loves touching guys' dicks!'
Pervert doesn't even cover it—this was next-level freak.
Rina had already told me.
This chick sexually harasses so-called Egen-nam future-gen guys, forces them erect, forces them to cum, and sometimes messes with them just for fun, nothing to do with experiments or research.
All for her own urges and curiosity.
And now, she wanted to play with a real man's.
Her long ramble earlier was probably just to kick off the prank.
Even if a real report for me was in the works, this was bonus...
Filling her own desires.
I chuckled and grabbed Uriel's ass hard with my other hand.
"Eek—!"
Uriel let out a small moan.
Proportion-wise, it wasn't small, but her frame was relatively tiny, so when I—a 190cm guy—stretched out my arm and squeezed, both cheeks fit right in my palm.
"How about it? Wanna try a blowjob?"
I grabbed the back of Uriel's head and gently pulled her toward my dick.