Ejaculating in the Queen's Mouth and Acquiring a Special Skill!

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It took eight teleports before I finally made it back to the lobby.

I never thought I'd be so glad to see Comput's face again…

"Heh heh, still, you made it in eight tries. That's practically a success. I should write this down."

She's a lunatic.

This place is full of nothing but lunatics.

I found out later that those teleports only work inside the Magic Tower.

And even then, she was the only mage who botched the coordinates that badly.

Truly impressive.

"I'd like to return to the castle now, Miss Comput."

"You would? Fine. Let's go."

As we left, Pel's voice called after us, saying we should meet again.

No thanks.

What more is there to see?

"So, did you enjoy the tour?"

"Yes. Thanks to Your Majesty's boundless grace, my eyes were thoroughly spoiled."

Well, everyone was wearing clothes that left their figures completely on display—long legs, massive chests—so "spoiled" wasn't wrong.

These were the things I'd dreamed of, after all.

How many couples' moans had I overheard working the motel night shift?

I'd gotten hard every single time.

But now, in this bizarre form, beauties were sucking my cock too…

My life was on the line, sure, but maybe my people skills could get me through somehow?

"Then you must now prove your worth, as promised."

Huh?

Why was the Queen—whose favorability was at a perfect 100—suddenly saying that?

"A hero's purpose is to destroy the Demon King's army pouring through the gates and the witch who rules the tower! Prove your value!"

Even favorability 100 didn't cut any slack.

But starting now?

Alone?

A quest window even popped up…

Classic RPG stuff.

The rewards weren't bad.

But could I actually clear those?

"It's late today, so first put one load in my mouth, then leave tomorrow."

"I am grateful for Your Majesty's consideration."

Huh?

One load?

Of what?

Semen?

"What are you waiting for? Come here and take out your cock."

"Yes! Your Majesty!"

At her gesture, everyone else left the room.

I pulled out my cock as ordered.

How many times was I going to come today…

Still, the weird part was how my cock got hard every time and how the semen just kept coming.

"Hmm… it looks a little soft."

"I seem a bit tired today. Forgive me, Your Majesty."

"It must be the summoning. Now come and rest after you finish."

"Yes."

She took hold of my cock and brought it to her face.

Thank god.

I thought I'd have to jerk it myself.

But my cock…

Why had it gotten so thick and long?

It had grown to an absurd size.

I had no idea what had happened.

Slurp, slurp.

"Hmm… Hero. Your cock seems to have gotten tastier."

"I am grateful, Your Majesty."

She licked it a few times with her tongue, looked at it oddly, then took it straight into her mouth.

A hot mouth.

My cock was warmed for only a moment before her blowjob began. Saliva-coated flesh met air and mouth at once, sending warmth and coolness together through every inch.

That sensation met her sweet tongue and became something even stronger.

"Nnngh!! This feeling running through my cock is incredible!"

"Mmmph!♡ Nnbuhhh♡"

Mmph… mmph… nnbuh… schlurp. Schlup.

Jub, jub, juuuu~mp

Was it the praise?

She looked up at me with loving eyes.

And with that, her pace quickened.

The expression of someone devouring a delicious cock.

I wondered if she ate the usual studs' cocks with this much relish.

"Ahhh!"

My moan seemed to excite her further; suddenly she sandwiched my cock between her breasts.

Squish, squish.

Schluuuurp, chooop, smack smack, chooop!

My cock rubbed between those enormous breasts while she sucked the tip that poked out.

"Mmmph nnbuh!♡ Nnbuh buh buh!!♡"

"Yes! I-I'm going to come soon!"

I heard it again this time.

'Delicious semen!♡ Come ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠quick!!♡'

Should I call it adorable?

That look was driving me insane.

I couldn't hold back anymore.

My cock twitched.

And then—

Spurt spurt spurrrrt~~!!

Gulp gulp.

"Pwah, haah♡ haah♡ aah…♡ The aftertaste lingers beautifully."

Her evaluation after swallowing every drop and slowly pulling her mouth off my cock.

My cock returned to its original size.

It had only ballooned while erect a moment ago…

Why?

Huh?

What is this?

"That was delicious. Now withdraw and rest. Masha!"

I needed to check this in my room first.

At her call, the large-breasted maid from earlier who had been waiting outside appeared.

"Please follow me, Hero."

The room Masha led me to was better than expected.

Compared to the Queen's chambers it was a doghouse, but by ordinary standards it was perfectly fine.

There was even a bed.

"Please rest comfortably. I will come for you tomorrow."

Her words stayed polite, but those eyes looked at me like livestock.

After she left I stripped and lay down on the bed.

Soft.

Ahh… this feels good.

I can feel that I'm alive.

"Status window."

The skill I'd gained after coming in the Queen's mouth a moment ago.

When I clicked the skill, an explanation appeared.

Some kind of skill that appeared once certain conditions were met?

I didn't know when it had activated, but my MP had already recovered a bit.

Now I could raise favorability again!

Wait a second.

If that's the case…

Raise favorability, then dump semen in a mouth, pussy, or ass to recover MP again…

Doesn't that mean infinite favorability 100 is possible?

I should test this the moment I get a chance.

But starting tomorrow I have to leave to defeat the Demon King's army and the witch?

She'll form a party for me, right?

She's the Queen.

Favorability 100.

I trust she'll put together a hero's party.

"Hero, this is a party I assembled specially for you. Only the strongest and most necessary people on our continent."

The good news the Queen handed me the moment I was summoned the next morning.

At first I nearly jumped for joy.

I wouldn't have to face hardship alone.

But the moment I saw the party members, despair hit me hard.

"Oh, Hero. Just one day, huh? Looking forward to it. Kyahaha!"

"Kishishi, you still look pathetic today."

"Heh heh, it's been a while since I went on an adventure."

"…Hmm."

The same four I'd met yesterday.

The bow-wielding warrior Abix.

The directionally-challenged guide Comput.

The coordinate-botching mage Pelanala.

And the battle-maniac High Priest Azbinal.

Even a confirmation message window…

I'm completely screwed.

And so the greatest trash party of the day was born.

But now what?

Where do we even go?

"First, head to the Aehols Dungeon, where the hero's equipment is said to sleep."

Thankfully the Queen pointed us in a direction.

"Obtain the hero's equipment there, destroy every gate of darkness, subjugate the Demon King's army, and drive out the witch who unsettles the people's hearts!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

What else could I do?

When she says jump, I jump.

"Kishishi, leave the guiding to me."

I never expected such confident words from the person I trusted least.

And I never expected everyone else to actually follow her.

Azbinal had adventured with her before—didn't she know Comput was hopeless with directions?

After leaving the palace we followed Comput in complete silence.

I could feel Azbinal's stare boring into my back the whole time, but turning around felt dangerous.

I would look only forward.

Straight at Comput's back.

How long did we walk after leaving the city?

We crossed a wide plain and reached a forest, yet nothing resembling a dungeon appeared.

"Hmm… strange? It should be right at the entrance of this forest…"

How many times had we circled the forest edge because of that line…

This couldn't continue.

"Miss Comput, would it be all right if I looked at that map?"

"The hero? Kishishi, sure. Not that looking will change anything. Here."

As expected.

You should never leave the guiding to her.

"It's not at the forest entrance. The mark seems to be deeper inside."

"Huh? There's no way I misread it."

"It's not that you misread it, Miss Comput. The map's description seems poorly drawn. A little confusing."

"Exactly. That's why I couldn't find it."

Of course not.

She simply couldn't find it.

The map showed the dungeon's location with precise, detailed markings.

Sigh.

We arrived at the dungeon soon after.

I froze the moment I saw the entrance.

What kind of dungeon has a sign like that…

Isn't this a trap?

"Great! Let's go in."

Abix charged straight inside, so the rest ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠of us followed without any preparation.

The dungeon interior grew darker the farther we went.

"Light!"

At Pel's shout, a bright orb of light appeared above my head.

"Done."

Done, my ass…

Her coordinate setting really was garbage.

"Well, now that that's settled, Hero, take the lead."

Comput had been so confident about guiding, yet now she wanted me in front.

"Um, but what if there are traps? I don't know anything about that, and if I go first…"

"I'll walk with you."

The most awkward person to deal with, Azbinal, stepped up beside me.

Ever since hearing Comput's words yesterday, she scared me a little.

Priests are supposed to feel warm and gentle, but this one felt nothing of the sort.

She gave me chills instead.

After a short walk Azbinal raised her hand.

A signal to stop.

She went ahead alone and pressed the floor below…

Whoosh whoosh whoosh

Thwip thwip thwip

Arrows shot out and buried themselves in the floor ahead.

Getting hit by those would kill you, right?

Wow, but how did she even spot that trap?

Once the floor returned to normal it looked no different from the rest—no button feel at all.

They said Azbinal was an outstanding adventurer; looks like that was true.

"Truly impressive, Miss Azbinal."

"…Is that so? Then—huh?"

Woom

A strange light rose from the floor and the section she stood on collapsed.

I still don't know why, but I reached out for her.

Ugh! I missed!

Wha—?

I lost my balance and toppled forward too.

That sent both of us plunging into the dark pit below.

Fuck, is this how I die?

What kind of stupid trap is ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠this?

That idiot goddess—no.

That deaf Scribe is the reason I'm dying like this.

All sorts of thoughts ran through my head as we fell.

Deeper than I expected.

I can see the bottom.

Light?

And then—

Soft.

Squishy squishy.

"Nn? What? Am I alive?"

"You're alive. Move, Hero."

"Y-yes ma'am!"

My face was buried in her breasts.

The surroundings looked like an ordinary room.

We had landed on a bed.

Even so, the height had been enough that her arms and legs were bent in directions they should never bend.

Everything was broken.

Especially her arms—completely wrecked from protecting her head.

And with me falling on top of her, her organs might have ruptured too.

"Are you all right, Miss Azbinal?"

"Don't make a fuss."

Her expression barely changed.

Doesn't that hurt?

"†"

An incomprehensible chant, and her body glowed.

Moments later the light faded, and what met my eyes was Azbinal restored to her original form.

Comput's words came back to me.

She can heal herself.

Even with arms that had been completely shattered, she looked fine now—her healing power must be insane.

Once things settled I looked around.

No hole in the ceiling.

"We fell into a magic-circle trap."

Azbinal's mutter.

So that was why her feet had lit up at first.

Then is there no way out?

There is.

A door standing right next to us.

"There's a door over there, Miss Azbinal. We should be able to leave through it."

"Hmm… something's written on the door."

"Huh? Oh, you're right. It says, 'Room You Cannot Leave Without Anal Sex.'"

Huh?

What?

What the hell is this insane room?