Transfer Me to a Traditional Fantasy World

They say your life flashes before your eyes right before you die.

…

Bullshit.

Complete nonsense.

Those were the thoughts racing through my head as I watched the motel ceiling come crashing down on me.

When I opened my eyes again, it wasn't an unfamiliar ceiling… No.

White.

An endless expanse of pure white stretched out in every direction.

Where the hell am I?

And why am I naked?

"Welcome, mortal."

A stunning beauty with a glowing white ring floating above her head was looking right at me.

"W-who are you?"

"Scribe, why has this man been brought here?"

She completely ignored me and turned to an elderly man sitting at a desk beside her.

"In the mortal realm, his wicked deeds piled so high they reached the heavens. Cause of death: crushed when a ceiling collapsed. Died alone. Hohoho."

Watching that old man chuckle made me want to smack him one.

Wicked deeds, though?

"Wicked deeds? I didn't do anything. What are you talking about?"

"Do not lie, mortal! This is a place where sacred law is carried out!"

"And who exactly are you?"

She smiled with a look of pure self-importance and gave her chest a light thump.

Those enormous breasts jiggled with the motion.

"I am the goddess Lilisha."

Never heard of her.

"Hold on—what do you mean, wicked deeds? What am I supposed to have done…?"

"Everyone who comes here wears that exact expression! 'I'm innocent,' they all say!"

That smug look on her face had been pissing me off from the start.

Being a beauty didn't mean much when you had a talent for getting on people's nerves.

"Now then, Scribe. Recite his crimes."

"Pardon?"

"I. Said. Recite. His. Crimes!!"

Maybe it was old age…

His hearing didn't seem great.

"Name: Kim Jeong-hwan. Charge: womanizing. Having seduced over two hundred women, stolen their valuables along with their hearts, and left them in tears, he—"

I frantically threw up a hand to stop the old man called the Scribe mid-sentence.

"Uh, the name's right, but everything after that is weird. I'm a virgin."

"A what?"

"A virgin! A virgin! I've never had sex even once!"

I was about to cry just saying it out loud.

The Scribe narrowed his eyes, slid his glasses down his nose, and checked the documents.

"Born July 7th, 2001, Korean nationality, Kim Jeong-hwan—is that not correct?"

"The birthday, nationality, and name are right, but not the year. I was born in 2002."

"What? …Oh?"

Don't tell me.

At the Scribe's flustered look, even the goddess who'd been standing there so full of herself started to look panicked.

"Hey."

"Y-yes? Yes, sir!"

"You people grabbed the wrong guy, didn't you?"

"S-Scribe! Check it right now!"

At the goddess's urging, the Scribe frantically flipped through the papers.

Then he scratched his head and said,

"Looks like we made a mistake."

He said it so damn casually.

The goddess glanced at my face, then leaned in and whispered with the Scribe for a moment.

A second later she came over to me and bowed at a full ninety degrees.

"I am so sorry! We were originally supposed to take the man from the floor below…"

"And you think a simple apology is going to cut it?"

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

"Haa… Fine. Anyway, this was your screw-up, so send me back where I came from."

"…"

Why wasn't she saying anything?

Why wasn't she straightening up from that bow?

"That is… impossible."

"Hey!! Then how are you going to take responsibility for this?!"

"I'm just a low-level civil servant, so…"

"You're a goddess!! What? A civil servant? Then get your boss down here!!"

"Wait!! Please wait. ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠You can't return to your original world, but another world is possible!"

The words "another world" stopped me cold.

"For real?"

The moment I showed interest, her expression changed.

"O-of course! If I don't get promoted this time, I'm finished. Please…"

"Alright. This was your mistake, so you're giving me a cheat skill too, right?"

"Naturally! Of course we'll give you a cheat!"

I was an orphan anyway. Twenty-five years old, working part-time at a motel.

No savings, no friends.

Going back wouldn't have been all that great either.

But they were offering to send me to another world—the kind I'd only ever ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠read about in novels?

"Where would you like to go?"

"There's a place I've always dreamed of. A traditional fantasy world."

"Ah, yes. That's doable. A traditional fantasy world. Then first, the cheat…"

Rattle-rattle.

What was that?

What were those weird boxes?

"Please choose one from among these."

"What are they?"

"The cheats."

Seven black boxes.

The Scribe stepped up in front of them.

"You've got to tell me what's inside."

When I said that to the goddess, she answered in a still-tearful voice.

"I can give you the list, but under regulations I can't tell you which box contains what."

"What kind of… Fine, where's the list?"

"It's written over there."

She pointed to a whiteboard behind her.

Not bad.

A couple of them didn't really fit a traditional fantasy world, but overall they were solid cheats.

Except for that last one, Absolute Charm.

What was that even for?

Did they think this was some dating sim?

"Hey, can I just pick without that Absolute Charm one?"

"I'm afraid not. The system is fixed—there's nothing I can do about it."

"I died for no reason, you know? You're a civil servant, right? Can't you just file a complaint or something?"

The goddess looked ready to cry.

"Please… just let that one slide! Please! Is there a cheat over there you'd particularly like?"

"Hmm. For a traditional fantasy world, it's gotta be the sword. I want to become a Sword Master."

"I can't tell you directly, but I simply adore lucky numbers!"

Alright.

At least she had a little flexibility on this.

"I'll take number seven."

"Number seven!"

At my answer, the Scribe cleared away every box except number seven.

But the look on the goddess's face wasn't great.

"Number seven is Absolute Charm! Congratulations. Hohoho."

"Huh? What? Why'd I get that one?"

I glared at the goddess. She averted her eyes and mumbled,

"I can't believe he didn't know my lucky number is one…"

"Aaaargh!! Cancel that! Give it back!"

"Once it's decided, it can't be returned…"

This blue window—don't tell me…

It was already locked in?

I was screwed!

What the hell was I supposed to do with this in a traditional fantasy world?!

"Hohoho. Which world did you say earlier?"

"Traditional fantasy…"

"Understood. I'll go process the paperwork. It should take about twenty minutes."

The Scribe vanished.

And left in this white room were one clueless goddess who had no idea what to do with herself, and me—so far past angry I'd reached a state of pure detachment.

"Um, excuse me…"

I lifted my head at the sound of her voice.

"…G-good luck!"

"Aaaargh! Get over here!!"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!!"

I charged over and grabbed her by the head.

"Because of you I died and got stuck with a useless cheat!! Why are you doing this to me?!"

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry."

The moment rage took over my vision, another blue window popped up.

What good is raising this going to do…

"Max it out."

"Huh? Y-you can't!! Aaaaah!!"

"Aaah… I really am so sorry…"

Her eyes looked a little glazed over, but she just kept apologizing. Nothing else seemed different.

"Forget it. It's over! I'd rather just die again! Dying a virgin under a false womanizer rap was bad enough—what the hell even is this…"

"As a token of my apology, would it be alright if I offered you my virginity?"

"What?"

For a second I doubted my own ears.

Her virginity?

She was offering it to me?

"I truly feel terrible about all of this. At the very least, I'd like to take care of the fact that you're still a virgin."

"Then will you suck my dick too?"

"Of course."

Without a moment's hesitation she dropped to her knees and took my cock straight into her mouth.

Slurp… suck… slurp… suck…

Gluck… gluck…

She sucked my cock with fierce intensity.

It went hard almost instantly inside her mouth, slick and smooth with her saliva.

"Ahh—!"

A sensation I'd never felt in my life.

Even a fleshlight didn't feel like this.

Warm. Electrifying.

Her tongue swept along my shaft while her lips deliberately tightened and loosened as she bobbed, delivering sharp bursts of pleasure right to the head.

Sluuurp… pop…

Fwoop… slurp!

Gluck-gluck…

The wetter and lewder the sounds got, the more she looked like she was savoring every inch—a far cry from the pure goddess from earlier.

She looked like a bitch in heat.

That sight alone pushed me right to the edge.

"Urgh!! I'm cumming!! Swallow all of it!!"

"Mmmph!! Mmgh-gluck!!♡"

Spurt… spurt… spuuuurt~~~~~!!

Gripping her head, I drove my cock deep into her throat and came.

My first ever blowjob. The stimulation was unreal.

Being a virgin probably made me finish even faster.

Gulp… gulp…

Sluuurp… pop!

"Ahh—!"

After swallowing every drop, she pursed her lips around me and milked the shaft, squeezing out whatever was left in the urethra before pulling off.

"Phew… haa… haa… haa… Ahh~"

She opened her mouth wide to prove she'd swallowed everything, just like I'd told her to.

Her eyes begged for praise for ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a job well done.

"Y-yeah. Good girl."

"Thank you. Now then… please put it in here."

Splay—

She turned around, dropped to her knees and elbows, and spread her legs.

Just sucking my cock had already gotten her wet enough that a thin, translucent string of fluid stretched between her folds the moment she opened up—then snapped and vanished in midair.

So this is a real pussy up close…

It looked strangely fascinating.

I'd seen plenty in videos, but seeing one in person was something else entirely.

And the way it kept twitching open was insanely lewd.

I brushed a finger against it.

"Haaahn♡"

She moaned.

And then…

More wetness spilled out with it.

Drip… drip…

"Just from being touched…"

"Hnnnngh♡"

Was this the power of max favorability?

Curious, I spread her open with two fingers.

"Hauuuh!♡ Hnnngh♡"

Drip…

I'd only spread her lips and already more fluid came trickling out.

It felt like my hands had turned into a natural aphrodisiac.

Deeper inside, I could see her hymen.

She really was a virgin.

So goddesses had hymens too.

"Hurry…♡ Put it in♡"

Answering her plea, I rubbed my saliva-slick cock against her entrance.

The feel of her mound against my shaft was incredible.

"Hauuh! Faster♡"

She kept urging me on.

The moment I pressed the head against her entrance, another gush of wetness poured out.

"Haaahnngh♡ Aaaahn♡"

Just the tip and she was already like this…

I pushed in a little further.

That resistance I felt at the tip—

That had to be the hymen I'd just seen.

"Haaaaahn♡ It's touching my hymen! Your cock! Tear it now! Tear through my hymen and take my virginity—and lose yours too!!"

"Looking down on me 'cause I'm a virgin?"

I grabbed her hips and thrust straight in.

Rip!

The sound of flesh tearing as my cock sank deep.

"Haaaaahn♡ It tore! This is a brand-new body!! I can't get married nowwwww!!♡♡"

Drip…

Between my cock and her pussy, red mixed into the clear fluids leaking out.

Virgin blood.

Ahh… I never got to lose my virginity while I was alive, and now I was having sex with a goddess—

taking a goddess's virginity, no less.

Dying unfairly still sucked, but this part wasn't half bad.

A sudden rush hit me and I started pounding her hard.

Squelch… schlick! Thrust… throbb…

Squish… squish… smack! smack!

"Haaaaahn♡ So good!!♡ Aaaahn♡ Stab it all the way in!!♡"

My hips were still clumsy from inexperience, but she didn't seem to care.

She just moaned like she was thrilled that her pussy was being skewered on my cock.

"Aaaahn♡ More, more♡ Harder♡ Pound me♡ Pound Lilisha's freshly deflowered slutty pussy even harder!!♡"

Was a goddess even allowed to talk that filthy?

That vulgarity—

and the warm, snug grip around my cock—drove me wild.

Squeeze!

"Urgh! Feels like you're clamping down even tighter than before?"

"Haaaaahn♡ Cum for me!♡ Dump your cum in my pussy!!♡♡"

"If that's what you want. I'll cum right now."

Thrust thrust throoob thrust! Smack-smack!

Smack-smack smack-smack slap-slap squelch~

"Haaahn!!♡ I-I'm cummiiing!! I'm cummiiiiiing!!!♡♡"

"Me too!"

Throb throb. Spurt… spuuurt… spuuuuuurt~~~~!!

Gushhhhh! Squirt ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠squirt squiiirt!!♡

We both came spectacularly at the same time.

I emptied myself deep into her womb.

She clenched down on my cock and sprayed her juices everywhere.

My first time, and it was a creampie.

Yeah… I could live with that.

Sluuurp… pop.

"Heeuhn♡"

Drip… drip… drip…

The moment I pulled out, the cum I'd pumped deep inside her started leaking out.

After blowing a load like that, the anger from earlier felt like it had finally drained away.

Still—if her favorability was maxed, maybe she'd agree to the thing she'd refused before.

"Hey, can I pick a different cheat after all?"

"…I can't. That system is beyond my authority."

Ahh… what a waste.

In a traditional fantasy world, this cheat was completely useless.

"Haa… Then is there anything else? Something that might actually help me."

"I'll give you this."

She opened her palm.

There was nothing there.

"I hereby transfer authority to Kim Jeong-hwan."

In an instant, a fairy with an adorable appearance materialized in her hand.

"This is an AI Fairy Android visible only to its master's eyes."

"So it'll answer anything I ask?"

"Aside from restricted matters, it should be able to handle most things… I think?"

"You think?"

"Probably…"

"Bell. From now on, you're Bell."

The moment I named her, Bell fluttered over and perched on my shoulder.

I couldn't feel a thing.

I reached out to touch her and my hand passed straight through.

Some kind of hologram, I guessed.

Right on cue, the Scribe who'd vanished earlier came back.

"The paperwork is done. The transfer will begin shortly."

Fine. I'd manage even without a proper cheat.

In the traditional fantasy world I'd always dreamed of.

A blue window appeared before my eyes, and my feet started to disappear.

Huh?

Wait—big what?