Don't Provoke Me
Don't provoke me…
It made me remember.
A memory that had been buried deep in the far recesses of Kyle's mind.
It must have been about five years ago.
Back then, I had just been appointed commander of the Holy Knights and was beginning to make my name in the Continental War.
The empire's primary opponents at the time were the king of the Kaldos Kingdom—which had adopted the heretical Herion Cult as its state religion—and the marquis of the Eshval Marquisate from our own Silvahrt Empire. The two had colluded and formed the core of the enemy. Three additional minor nations had joined them, so for convenience we called them the Five-Nation Alliance. The empire was at war with them.
Anyway, the incident happened while we were cutting through a village on the outskirts of the empire on our way toward the Kaldos Kingdom.
The entire village was burning. Most of the adults had been dragged off or slaughtered. And in the middle of that ruin, I found Erina.
In the end we wiped out every last bandit and managed to rescue her without a scratch, yet for some reason she kept trailing after me.
I was heading straight into a war zone; I couldn't take a child with me.
So I assigned an escort detail and told them to help her settle safely in a nearby city. That should have been the end of it. But I didn't stop there. When Erina asked—
"Your name…! Please tell me your name! I'm begging you!"
"…It's Kyle. If you want to see me again, enroll at Belheim Magic Academy. That will be enough."
—I gave her my name and told her to enter the very academy where we now stood.
At the time I had only meant it as a way for that little girl to grow up properly, to keep her from going astray…
But it seemed Erina had taken my words completely to heart and come all the way to this academy just to meet me again.
"I arrived half-doubting I'd ever find you, but when I saw you'd been appointed as a new professor the same year I enrolled, do you have any idea how happy I was…?! And yet you didn't even recognize me after a whole week of me working as your assistant…!"
Twitch…
"Ugh."
"A week? You still didn't recognize me even today, did you?"
Erina pressed the attack so hard I couldn't think of a single reply.
"Ah—euh, hiih… P-Professor…!"
While she talked I had simply left my hands resting on the soft swell of her breasts. Now I took a full handful of each and pushed them upward, kneading them firmly. The sudden roughness must have startled her; she gasped and began speaking through ragged, moaning breaths.
"Professor…, hah. I've been trying so hard to show you how I really feel…!"
"…Of course I received the message. I just don't know what I'm supposed to say back to you. Haha…"
"…You're going to laugh it off like that? Hmph!"
With that she snatched up both of my balls in one hand and squeezed.
"Guh—!"
I had never, not once in my life, expected a woman to grab me there without warning. Thunder and lightning seemed to crash inside my skull.
"These little things that look like a pouch of marbles—this is your weak spot, isn't it, Professor?! What should I do with them? If I roll them between my fingers like this, even you won't be able to—!"
"U-ugh… aahhh…"
…Crazy. Those fingers of hers. Completely—
I closed my eyes and let my head fall back against the chair, surrendering to Erina's massage. It was pure paradise.
"You can't even think straight. In that case I'll just keep tormenting you right he—"
Knock knock!
—Professor, it's Linea.
"What the—shit!"
"Eek!"
Thud!
"Ow! Hiiing…"
The sudden knock on the office door made Erina, who had been crouching under the desk, jump in fright. She tried to stand and cracked her head hard against the underside of the desktop, then collapsed right back down again.
—I'm terribly sorry, but there's an urgent matter I need to deliver to you right now. I'll just come in.
Click, creak—
Fuck.
Only I and my assigned assistants had the authority to open this door, so how did Linea keep showing up like this every single time?
The entire office was under soundproofing magic, so at least the noise itself wasn't a problem…
Still, if anything like this ever happened again, I was going to have to rethink doing it in the office.
"Huh? Professor, where's Erina? I thought she was here."
"Uh, yeah? Erina? No idea. She said she had something to take care of a little while ago. Maybe she went to the restroom?"
She was right under me at that very moment, hidden beneath the desk I was casually resting my elbows on. How the hell was I supposed to say that out loud?
Absolutely not.
"Honestly… Ah, maybe it's for the better? That girl is so noisy. Having you all to myself like this is…"
"Ugh."
"Professor?"
E-Erina? Linea's standing right there in front of me—what are you doing…!
For some reason the sudden visitor meant my pants were still unzipped and my cock was still standing out in the open.
And she suddenly swallowed the whole thing in one go—are you out of your mind?!
"N-no, I'm fine, Linea. Just stubbed my toe on the furniture."
"I see… That can be quite serious—ah, wait, that's not important right now! Professor, this is bad!"
Slurp, suck, slurp.
…Erina, please!
Glurk, glurk.
She's going to hear you! At least keep the noise down!
"…Mm, bad?"
"…Ah, yes! Professor, but um… something outside the window…? No, the window's closed… What is that? The soundproofing in your office doesn't seem to be working very well… I keep hearing a strange noise."
Shit… Am I actually about to get caught?
"…Ah? Ahahahaha. Now that you mention it, you're right. I only just transferred here, so the renovations on the office probably aren't finished yet. I'll put in a word later, so don't worry about it."
As if. I was pretty sure I'd been given one of the best offices available.
"Well… if you say so…"
Judging by Linea's reaction, she could only hear it faintly—something odd, something a little weird—but she couldn't quite place what it was.
…I should probably be grateful for that.
Sluuuurp! Suck, suck. Sluuurp.
Why the moment I relax—!
"…Guh."
…Wait. Is she taking it all the way to the root?
Gyaaah…!
Why is she even better at this than before…!
I wanted to see Erina's face right now, buried so deep on my cock that it must have been in her throat, but more than that I had to keep my expression under control—and she was going all-out at the worst possible moment…!
Every time her tongue brushed against the most sensitive spots, keeping a straight face became harder and harder.
"Ugh…"
"You must have stubbed it pretty hard…"
"Y-yeah… Guess so. I'll have to get Erina to heal it later. I could do it myself, but since we have someone whose specialty is healing magic, it would be more efficient that way.
Ah. What was it you said you came for…?"
Sluuuuuurp!
Erina began sucking with the force of a vacuum cleaner, swallowing my cock not just into her mouth but far beyond, into the depths of her throat.
I wanted to look… I really wanted to look… My nerves, my eyes, my concentration all kept trying to drop downward.
Why did Linea have to show up right now…! Kuh.
The unbearable stimulation from below made me automatically picture what Erina must look like at that moment.
Knowing her… her face would be completely wrecked, tears welling up, yet she'd still be licking like she had no choice…
And somehow I was certain that even then she'd still be carefully savoring the taste, never skipping a single step.
Ugh. Suddenly the urge to cum…! At this rate… I won't be able to hold it…!
I never should have imagined that…!
Kh, I'm—I'm cumming…!
—Throb, throb, throb.
—Mmph, mmph, mmph, mmph, ugh, mmmph…
—Gulp, gulp, gulp.
—Gulp, gulp, gulp.
I wanted nothing more than to send a hand under the desk and do something—anything—with the lower half of my body that currently held every scrap of my concentration, but both hands were still resting on top of the desk…
I closed my eyes so I wouldn't lose my poker face mid-orgasm and simply listened to Linea, which was when she said something unexpected.
"Ah, Professor! That… earlier, in the last class, the mountain peak… you know, that?"
…Mountain peak?
"Ah. Right. I accidentally went a little overboard…"
"No! I thought it was amazing. But… someone came looking for you. They're asking for the professor… You should probably go out."
…Someone came looking for me.
Ziiip.
"Understood. Then… I should head out."
I'd already finished emptying myself, and hearing about the mountain I'd casually blown up again made my stomach twist as if I'd started secreting stomach acid.
Erina carefully tucked my rapidly shrinking cock back into my pants and gently pulled up the zipper, one hand still clamped over her own mouth.
"Professor? If your foot still hurts a lot, maybe you should wait for Erina and get treated before you go…"
As if that were possible! Erina was right under me!
"…Ah, that. No, no. I'm fine, really. The guest who came looking for me takes priority for now. If Erina catches up along the way I can get healed while walking, or even on the spot."
"That Erina girl is seriously…! She shows up just fine for other people's classes, but the moment she's actually needed she vanishes without a trace…!"
Don't provoke me… Erina is right here…
I could feel her squirming under the desk.
Hold it… Hold it in, Erina…!
"Actually I only lightly stubbed it around the time Linea arrived, and by now it barely hurts. It probably wasn't that bad, so there's no need to make a fuss."
Toes were like that, weren't they? You hop around in agony right after you stub them, then a moment later everything's fine again.
It was just a light bump, so a half-assed excuse would do.
"…Well, if you say so, Professor."
"Right. Let's head out first."
Erina would follow on her own soon enough.
Clack, clack, clack.
I left the office with Linea, lost in thought as we walked down the corridor, when I spotted Erina hurrying after us from behind.
"Professor!!"
"Come catch up."
She'd arrived at a perfectly reasonable time.
"Yes!!"
At my call she lit up and came running at a full trot, practically skipping with delight.
Was it really that wonderful?
Erina's long platinum-blonde hair swayed and shimmered, catching the sunlight that spilled in from the end of the corridor until it almost hurt to look at.
The moment she reached us, Linea of course launched straight into her.
"Erina Crossbell? Just what were you doing?"
"I went to the bathroom, why?! Don't tell me you didn't even hear that much from the professor?"
"…Ha? As if. While you were off relieving yourself, can you even imagine what kind of conversation the professor and I were having?"
Why did these two always fight…
Couldn't they just get along?
"Hilarious—you were probably shaking in your boots in front of the professor and wasted the whole time on boring small talk."
Linea shook in front of me?
Hmm. I hadn't noticed anything like that.
"Ugh…! That's an insult!"
"Both of you, enough. We have somewhere we need to be in a hurry. What are you even doing…"
"Yes…"
"Yes…"
My mild scolding made both of them deflate a little, and that was the end of it.
Not long after, I finally met the person who had come looking for me.
Skin the pale color of light violet, silver hair, crimson eyes.
And pointed ears.
…A dark elf?
"So it's you. The bastard who wrecked my house."