Penis Slime (3)
'Ugh, I don't want to go to work... Maybe it'd be better to just get ravished by Tentacle-sama?'
Se-ah let out a long sigh on the commute bus.
Normally, whenever she read Management Bureau reports, Anomalies were terrifying things.
A woman who cut off virgin men’s genitals and used them as magical conduits. An entity that turned women into living sex toys. Monsters that bent the mind and stole away a person’s will.
Anyone who fell victim to them either died or was left unable to live anything resembling a normal life.
But Tentacle-sama... ahh...
At first she had been scared, but now, when she thought back on it, all she could remember was being drowned in pleasure.
To be honest, Se-ah had a pretty strong sex drive. She used to spend hours after work masturbating herself raw. And yet that filthy, relentless appetite of hers had been wiped away as cleanly as if it had never existed.
The wave of pleasure she’d experienced had been unlike anything in her life. It was so intense that even thinking about it made the inside of her panties grow hot and damp.
And he doesn't seem all that dangerous, either.
Most Anomalies devoured their victims or reduced them to drooling idiots, but look at Tentacle-sama. He had actually found a way to make it possible for her to go to work.
Lost in thought, she realized only belatedly that the bus had already reached her workplace. She followed the familiar route to her department, Information Management Division 3.
Is it just me, or is it busier than usual today?
Unlike normal, the lobby was in complete chaos. Not only the agents who dealt with Anomalies, but armed troops and administrative staff as well—all of them looked harried, as if the sky had fallen, and were rushing about on emergency summons.
When she entered Division 3’s office, Team Leader Hong Yu-ra was standing there with a cup of coffee in hand.
"Team Leader! Did something happen?"
"Something very serious did. An unidentified Anomaly has erupted in large numbers near Gangwon Province. There are so many of them we can’t even identify the individual specimens."
"R-really!? What about civilian casualties?"
"They’ve overrun a nearby city. And they’re raping the women there."
Hong Yu-ra, Team Leader of Information Management Division 3. A beauty with short red hair, tan skin peeking through the strands, and a dangerous, alluring atmosphere that the silhouette of black lingerie beneath her body-hugging office wear only intensified.
She took a noisy sip of her coffee, then motioned for Se-ah to follow her and moved off somewhere.
Se-ah hurried after her superior, tablet in hand.
The two women reached a room lined with dozens of monitors. One Management Bureau staffer was stationed at a single screen, diligently recording the contents displayed there.
"An F-Class Anomaly, [Reality-Reenactment H-Game]? Is it really okay for me to make direct contact with an Anomaly?"
"In emergencies like this, protocol allows all personnel to make contact with Anomalies. Don’t worry."
"O-oh! So I finally get to touch an Anomaly, too?"
Of course, Se-ah had already had her fill of contact with Anomalies at home. But now that the Management Bureau had officially granted permission for contact, she couldn’t help feeling strangely moved.
"It won’t be direct contact. From here on, we’ll be dealing with a number of information-gathering Anomalies, so organize the data beside me."
"Yes, ma’am!"
"Let’s start with this [Reality-Reenactment H-Game]."
Yu-ra and Se-ah approached the row of monitors. On one of them, a dot-style H-game was running, while the employee in front of it diligently wrote down what was happening.
"An Anomaly that outputs the damage caused by nearby Anomalies in the form of a game..."
"Right. The Management Bureau recovered the file after it had been circulating online. For now, we’re using it for information gathering."
"I’d only ever seen it in reports... but this is pretty explicit, isn’t it?"
Even in dot graphics, some parts were surprisingly realistic. On the screen Se-ah was looking at, ten Penis Slimes were taking turns plunging into mouths, genitals, and anuses.
"What information on the Anomaly has been confirmed?"
"Here."
As they reached the situation room, one of the agents handed Yu-ra the data. It was a collection of information on that Anomaly gathered from dozens of monitors.
"Provisional name: [Male Genital Mimic Slime]. Currently D-Class, though we’re considering reclassifying it to C-Class due to its reproduction speed."
"So its raw power is weak?"
"Yes. One or two of them, and even an adult woman can retreat safely. The frightening thing is..."
"Its life force is close to immortal."
"Exactly. We still haven’t found a definitive way to eliminate it."
Yu-ra skimmed the file, then handed it to Se-ah.
"Then what we need right now is the exact extermination method."
"Yes. Information from the [Reality-Reenactment H-Game] is limited."
"Understood. Se-ah, move on to the next Anomaly."
"Yes, ma’am!"
As Se-ah hurriedly sorted the documents, she followed Yu-ra to the next location.
This time, the place they arrived at was, bizarrely enough, a filthy public restroom standing alone in the middle of a building.
"An E-Class Anomaly, [Pee Fairy]..."
"It’s the one that predicted a Calamity-Class Anomaly recently. It’s normally supposed to be used at intervals, but..."
"The situation is so bad, I take it."
"Exactly. Then shall we get ready?"
E-Class Anomaly, [Pee Fairy].
[Pee Fairy] was an Anomaly discovered in the past in a public restroom in Daegu.
Its form was that of a urinal with a giant tongue.
A grotesque shape—an urinal with a huge tongue attached.
It answered questions when a woman urinated, but if a man approached it, it would swallow him whole.
Before the Management Bureau discovered it, the Anomaly had claimed at least twenty victims, but its usefulness had earned it a place inside the Bureau.
"But doesn’t it prefer the urine of strong agents?"
"Yes. That’s why I’m the one going."
"Ah! You’re doing it yourself?"
"That’s the surest way."
At the entrance to the restroom, the staffers keeping watch moved about busily.
It seemed they’d been extracting information from it the entire time before we arrived.
"Get anything out of it?"
"Unfortunately, it’s been completely silent since the information on the Calamity-Class Anomaly."
"Haa... Did its tastes become more refined? This is why you’re not supposed to use it too often."
"If it’s Team Leader Yu-ra, it’ll definitely react. You’re well stocked, right?"
"That’s sexual harassment. And... I had a ton of coffee this morning."
Yu-ra’s cheeks colored faintly as she accepted a towel, diuretics, bottled water, and a change of clothes from one of the agents. Then she held the items out to Se-ah.
"Take these too, just in case."
"W-what!? I-I’m doing it too?"
"Yes. Are your rounds loaded?"
"Uh... I think I’m probably fine since I had coffee too."
Se-ah looked at her as if to say, Didn’t you say we weren’t making contact with Anomalies this morning?
"...I don’t think my rounds will be enough on their own."
"Well, if I can help, I’m definitely fine with it. But didn’t you just say it had refined tastes?"
"Someone your size should be enough to get a response."
Come to think of it, Yu-ra had been the one who scouted Se-ah in the first place. As expected, she had recognized her potential.
Heh... of course the one who noticed how strong I am would be Team Leader Yu-ra and no one else.
"Don’t get carried away."
"Heh... even the way you get embarrassed is... ouch!"
Se-ah was cut off when Yu-ra flicked her on the forehead, and only then did she shut up.
"Take the diuretic too, just in case."
"Yes, ma’am!"
Se-ah swallowed the green pill. Not long after, she began to feel the urge to pee.
"As expected of Management Bureau diuretics...! The effect kicks in immediately?"
"Heh. It’s made from Anomaly material. I should take one too."
Se-ah and Yu-ra both gulped down bottled water one last time before entering. The more rounds, the better.
"Phew—! All right, let’s go in. You’ve memorized the question list, right?"
"Yes, no problem!"
The two women opened the rusted restroom door with determined expressions and stepped inside.
The stench of urine hit them at once in the old public restroom. Stains and filth covered everything, making Se-ah wrinkle her face.
The restroom lights flickered violently overhead, and at the far end, the urinal-shaped [Pee Fairy] waited with its tongue hanging long from its mouth.
The moment it sensed human presence, it began to gurgle with a disgusting sound and whipped its tongue through the air.
"...Does that thing really know anything?"
"Se-ah, you ask the first question. Let’s see how it reacts to your urine."
Unable to hide her disgust, Se-ah cautiously stepped up to the urinal.
She stood before it and hurriedly pulled down her pants.
As she took position over the urinal and began to empty her bladder, the urinal’s tongue reacted instantly and violently.
-Splashhhhh-!
The Anomaly sucked Se-ah’s urine in through its tongue and, as though caught in hypnosis, let out a dreamy, dazed voice.
Speak your... question.
"What’s the source of the mass emergence of the [Male Genital Mimic Slime]? And how do we completely annihilate them?"
A tentacle devoured a Calamity-Class Anomaly... Those slimes are the byproduct. To annihilate them, leave them alone... Once their Yin Energy runs out, they will vanish.
"Tentacle? You’re saying a tentacle devoured a Calamity-Class Anomaly...? Se-ah, get more detail on that—what the hell—"
Yu-ra’s brow furrowed. Se-ah’s stream of urine weakened, and the Anomaly’s tongue drooped with visible disappointment.
"S-sorry! I’m out of rounds..."
"It’s fine. The fact that it reacted to you at all is enough. We’ve already pulled out something important, haven’t we? Leave the rest to me."
"T-Team Leader!"
"Agh! Wipe off the pee first before you cling to me!"
"Ah, right!"
While Se-ah hurriedly wiped away the urine running down her thighs, Yu-ra composed herself, stood before the urinal, and pulled down her skirt.
-Splashhhhh-!
A powerful stream of urine poured over the urinal’s tongue.
As Yu-ra’s urine flooded it, the [Pee Fairy]’s tongue, which had been limp just moments before, began to writhe violently like a starving beast.
Speak your... question.
"You just said a tentacle devoured a Calamity-Class Anomaly, didn’t you? Tell me the identity and location of that tentacle."
...It is the Predator. A being fated to become the pinnacle of all Anomalies. For now, it is... resting in a gap between dimensions.
"D-damn it, the rounds..."
Yu-ra’s stream gradually thinned. With the Anomaly’s sluggish way of speaking, the supply ran dry before she could extract the next piece of information.
As the [Pee Fairy]’s tongue drooped again in disappointment, Yu-ra sighed at the loss and quickly straightened her clothes.
"Se-ah! Hurry and organize the information! We need to report to headquarters immediately."
"I-I’m doing it now!"
Yu-ra snatched up a phone from one of the agents waiting outside the restroom and directly called her superior.
...Team Leader of Division 3.
A heavy, cold, and austere voice came through the receiver. Yu-ra swallowed dryly, her nerves tight, and spoke.
"We have obtained important information through the Pee Fairy."
The extermination method for those things? If it were just a simple eradication method, you wouldn’t be calling me directly with this level of urgency.
"It’s more than that."
Yu-ra took a breath, then continued her report in a calm yet imposing tone.
"The previously foreseen Calamity-Class Anomaly has been resolved."
Oh...! That is good news.
"No. It was eaten."
Silence stretched out on the other end of the line. Yu-ra went on in a voice full of certainty.
"A new Calamity-Class Anomaly has appeared. Provisional designation: [Tentacle]. It is an entity that devoured the previous Calamity-Class Anomaly in an instant and sprayed tens of thousands of slimes as byproducts."
Devoured...? A Calamity-Class Anomaly?
"Yes. Its strength is immeasurable, and according to the Pee Fairy, it is destined to reach the pinnacle of all Anomalies."
At Yu-ra’s report, the person on the other end of the line could be heard breathing harshly.
...I’ll issue an emergency mobilization order to all agents. Team Leader of Division 3, secure every clue you can find that will lead us to its whereabouts.
"Understood."
The call ended.
Yu-ra, Se-ah, and every employee of the Management Bureau scattered once again, each moving with practiced efficiency toward the new crisis.
But the Management Bureau did not know.
The entity they believed to be a Calamity-Class Anomaly was, in truth, nothing more than a powerless mass of tentacles.
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