Happy Furry Theme Park (4)
The man's tumbling head bumped against my tentacle with a soft thud.
The one who had severed his neck was a woman I'd met before — Medeia.
"Hehe, it's been a while since I've met someone who isn't afraid even after I've announced I'm going to kill them."
Yu-mi was gathering the women off in the distance, so I couldn't relay any words. But her being far away also made evacuating her easy enough.
Yu-mi, take the women and go back through the door you came from.
Yu-mi glanced this way and fled in a hurry. She knew full well that Medeia was an S-rank abomination.
"Hmm? I'm pretty sure that girl was translating for you…"
Yin energy began pouring off Medeia in waves. She looked ready to spring at any second.
I needed to buy Yu-mi time to escape.
—Whoosh!
I released a pulse that blocked Medeia's path. If I kept pestering her, her attention would shift to me.
As I fired pulse after pulse, sending them spinning around her in circles, Medeia finally tore her gaze away from Yu-mi.
"Ahaha! Sorry, sorry. Fine — I'll focus on you."
Had she taken it as some kind of cute little performance? Medeia laughed for a long while, then her expression went blank.
"I have no intention of letting my guard down against a Calamity-class abomination. I'm far from your equal, I'm sure. So I'll stake my life on this as well…"
Thick blood began spreading out from beneath Medeia's feet.
"Show me your full power, too."
—Splash!
The entire area was flooded with blood. Looking down, I could see my own reflection in the crimson surface.
And from the whole blood-soaked floor, pulses began to rise.
What emerged from those pulses were thousands of male genitalia, gushing blood from their urethras like waterfalls. Those penises floated up into the air just as they were.
"Hehe, how do you like it? My precious collection that I've spent my whole life gathering?"
Even with much of my humanity gone, the sight was thoroughly disgusting.
"I despise the male species, you see. So whenever I saw a man, I'd cut off his genitals. But then I realized even these disgusting things have their uses."
Thousands of penises aimed their glans at me.
"Of course, I only used the genitals of healthy virgin men in their twenties as materials. And they had to be tall and handsome, free of disease, and the right size… You're lucky if you get one out of two hundred."
Blood composed of yin energy began condensing at the tips. The tension of a bombardment about to fire at any moment hung thick in the air.
"So, since I gave you time to prepare like this… you should show me something too, right?"
A hair-trigger situation.
Naturally, I had prepared nothing. And even if I had, an S-rank abomination like her probably wouldn't be satisfied anyway.
Of course, it wasn't that I had no trump card — but there was no need to use it here and now.
I borrowed the vision of the Penislime attached to Yu-mi. She still hadn't managed to escape. I needed to buy more time, but…
"Well then, shall we begin?"
Medeia looked like she wanted to play this very second. No choice. I'd have to dodge with pulses and stall for time.
—Kiyuuung!!
An unpleasant sonic boom rang out from thousands of glans. Then a powerful bombardment of blood surged toward me.
Attacks firing from every direction.
Ah, I can't dodge th—
In an instant, holes were punched all over my body, and I met my death.
"Huh?"
Medeia's baffled expression as she stared at my hollow, anticlimactic death was my final memory.
In the Nest, the quietly glowing pool — the Well of Resurrection.
Two Personality Jellies inside the pool melted away, and using them as a medium, a single tentacle monster was generated.
That's right.
Resurrection, successful!
Mm-hmm. First time using the Well of Resurrection, and I was thoroughly satisfied. As long as I had enough Personality Jellies, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say I'd achieved true immortality.
Yu-mi first.
I switched to the Penislime's vision. Yu-mi was still fleeing. But behind her, Medeia was chasing her atop a wave of blood.
"Right — a Calamity-class abomination wouldn't die that easily. You were his spokesperson. You must know the truth."
"I-I don't know either!"
"Hehe, once you and this big sister have a nice long chat, I'm sure it'll come back to you."
"M-Master! You're watching, right!? Please save meee!"
No matter how hard Yu-mi ran, she couldn't escape an S-rank abomination's pursuit. At most, she'd be caught in a few seconds.
A way to save her…
To save Yu-mi, I'd have to fight Medeia again. No — "again" was a joke. There had only been her one-sided bombardment.
As I rapidly spun my thoughts and scanned my skill list, blood sprayed across the Penislime's vision.
"A-Aaaagh…!!"
"Big sister told you not to run. Why won't you listen?"
Medeia had slashed Yu-mi's arm with her nails. Yu-mi's pained cry, her contorted face, her terrified voice…
—Snap!
Reason snapped clean in my head.
How dare she lay a hand on my slave.
Skills I'd been hesitating over whether to buy were instantly added to my status window. And I immediately created a passage and entered the abomination's interior.
I'm going to tear that bitch's cunt apart.
"Hehehe."
Before Medeia's eyes stood a tearful woman.
Blood continued to flow from the forearm slashed by her sharp nails.
"This big sister is curious about something. Your master just exploded and died, you know? But a Calamity-class abomination wouldn't die like that, right? Explain. Now."
"I-I told you I don't know… I don't know anything about Master…"
"You don't seem to understand. Should I explain it again?"
Medeia stroked Yu-mi's cheek. Scratches began forming on Yu-mi's face from those sharp nails.
"H-Hic! I-I really don't know! Until last week I was just a normal college student!"
"Hehehehehe…"
A life-or-death battle against a Calamity-class abomination — struggle, duel, contest!
When Medeia cut off men's genitals or fought powerful abominations, a flood of dopamine poured through her system.
Just moments ago she'd been drowning in pleasure so intense her brain felt like it was melting — and now that stimulus had vanished in an instant. Withdrawal symptoms had set in.
Even Medeia's patience, with her eyes rolled back in frenzy, had reached its limit.
"Fine. If I kill your precious subordinate, he'll come back, right?"
She raised her arm with elegant grace. Just as her body, enhanced with yin energy, was about to tear Yu-mi's slender form apart—
—Ziiing!
A massive hole opened in the sky.
From it, hundreds of thousands of Penislimes began pouring down like a waterfall.
—Byurut-byurut!
—Bbyuryurut!
—Byuryuryurut!
At the appearance of these creatures making their bizarre cries, Medeia's expression bloomed with pure delight.
"Yes! This is what a Calamity-class abomination should be!"
Medeia poured bombardment at the slimes cascading over her head. But against tens of thousands of them, thousands of shots were far too few.
Part of the waterfall vanished, but the rest crashed down on top of her. And even the parts that had disappeared regenerated.
A wave of slime swept the entire area. Medeia was buried in that wave, nowhere to be seen.
Then the wave settled, the slimes spread across the street, and Medeia reappeared.
Penises were arrayed around her like a barrier, with transparent blood-red membranes stretched between them.
"I believed in you. That you weren't dead."
"M-Master says he's going to tear your cunt apart."
"You're quite angry, aren't you? I understand."
I went to Yu-mi's side and examined her wounds. She was still bleeding, and her complexion was deteriorating in real time.
With part of my humanity gone, I didn't care much whether others lived or died — or whether I killed them. But if it was something that belonged to me, that was a different story entirely.
Yin Medicine(Cost: 2)
Uses held yin energy to heal the target.
Swarm Relocation(Cost: 4)
Transports all subordinate entities and yourself to a desired location.
Skills I'd just purchased. Both were ones I'd been hesitating over because they didn't particularly help with survival and had nothing to do with personal combat power, but…
Seeing Yu-mi get hurt, I'd bought them on pure impulse.
—Kiiing!
When my tentacle touched Yu-mi's wound, light shone and healed her. The wound closed, new flesh grew, and Yu-mi's complexion improved.
Return to the Nest as you are.
"M-Master, are you okay? You died earlier…"
Even if I die, I resurrect. So don't worry.
Yu-mi made a complicated expression. Probably a mix of anger at me for putting her in this state and concern from all the intimate time we'd shared.
And look. My reliable boys came along, didn't they?
"A-Alright. Please don't get hurt."
Yu-mi ran toward the exit. Since this was open wasteland, she couldn't find a hole and create a passage on her own.
"What a shame. I need that woman to communicate with you."
Don't worry.
"Oh my?"
Vocal Organ(Cost: 1)
Allows your voice to be heard by a specific target.
I used the consumption points from purchasing skills to acquire a new trait. It was a trait I had no intention of buying — but she needed to know how furious I was, so I bought it.
"Hehe, what a relief."
No need to feel relieved. From now on, I'm going to thoroughly violate you.
"Haa… Just how strong is a Calamity-class abomination? Will I even be able to survive? Hehehe! I'm so excited."
Crazy bitch.
The blood-red carpet was still spread beneath our feet. But the slimes made it hard to see clearly.
Thousands of barrels aimed at me again. Planning the same attack as before, were they? But this time was different. Tens of thousands of subordinates stood firmly by my side.
"Come on, entertain me more!"
Charge.
—Kugugung!
Thousands of penises and tens of thousands of slimes collided.