Forcing a Shitty Villain into Naked Sumo Fuck-Fest (2)
"Haaah!!!"
S-rank villain Mumemei let out a fierce shout as she charged at me. Right in the middle of Tokyo, with everyone watching—no shame at all, buck naked. Her tits flopping around like that was just pathetically vulgar, but—
Whoa.
"Whoa, that's insane speed!!"
"It's not even comparable to when she fought Majia Ranko earlier!?"
"What the hell is going on…."
Hmm, the crowd's freaking out. I was honestly a bit surprised myself. What the hell was her skill, anyway?
"Pause."
To check, I hit pause on the game first. Time froze solid. Mumemei was locked in place, tits jiggling mid-bounce. Her pussy hair flying as she ran—ugh. What a goddamn eyesore. Didn't this bitch have any human dignity?
Anyway, time to check her skills.
I clicked my tongue and opened the console window. A few commands later, all of Mumemei's info sprawled out before my eyes.
Halphas's Authority (Active, Unique)
Level increases proportional to current rage or hatred
Current boost: +100 levels
'…How the hell is a person's skill named Halphas?'
Sudden tactical nuke out of nowhere. Sure, it sounded like one of those 72 demons or whatever. This area's originally the demon realm map, so maybe they recycled it to save resources—not a stretch. But seriously, Halphas? Made me think she'd whip out a grandma photo any second. Creepy as fuck. Yeah, time for a tweak.
Loser's Masturbation Talent (Passive, Normal)
Sensitivity increases by 500% after defeat until victory is achieved again
Tap! With a jaunty flick, I hit the modify button. Now Mumemei was a total perv pussy that got hornier the more humiliation she took from me. That explained why she was squirming the second I resumed.
"Resume!!"
"…Aah!? Hic!!?"
Mumemei froze mid-charge, eyes flicking downward. Her jungle-thick bush was visibly soaked.
"W-what the…."
"Gap spotted!!!"
Like I'd miss that. I dashed in and flanked her from behind. The crowd's shocked gasps echoed slowly.
"Holy shit, that uncle's speed ain't half bad either!?"
"He hasn't even used his powers? No way!!!"
"How the hell…."
Cheap Imitation (Passive, Unique)
Combat game speed reduces to 0.2x
Applies only to player
Returns to normal upon suppressing opponent
'Basic implant.'
This was the skill Ranko slapped on her when she curb-stomped Mumemei like a summer mutt. I said no skills, but I didn't say I'd disable existing passives. No need for this shit anyway—spec difference lets me crush her easy. Whatever.
Alright, time to start the sumo.
"Heave-ho!!"
I slipped my arm between her thighs and hoisted her up. Legs spread in a V, perfect for slamming my dick in. The system acknowledged the pin, and my solo fast-forward snapped back to normal.
Whoosh.
"…W-what!? Why are you so fast!!!"
"We're the quick-and-dirty nation."
"You cheater!! You used your power!!!"
"Didn't."
"Liar!! Put me dooown!!!!"
Too late—Mumemei finally thrashed. Clawing at me, poking my eyes, whatever. Didn't leave a scratch, obviously.
Condom Human (Passive, Mystic)
Transparent barrier within 0.1mm of skin
Perfectly blocks all attack types harmful to player
Yeah, go ahead and swing all day. Got my noob special equipped.
Admin privileges are god and invincible!
"Haha, that your best shot? More like a massage!!"
I shook her like a ragdoll anyway. Dragged her in front of a reflective window so everyone could see, swinging her arms up and down. Her tits smacked together with vulgar thwacks.

"Sniff, ugh… You tricked me, you bastard…."
"Heh, told ya no skills."
"B-but you said sumo!! This ain't sumo!!!"
"Close enough, right?"
"You're not even trying to throw me dooown!!!"
Her struggles faded. Probably realized kicking was pointless.
"What'd I ever do to deserve this, seriously…."
She even started sniffling pathetically. I didn't blink.
"What about all the naked dogeza sluts you've humiliated so far? They do something wrong?"
"……."
"Anyway, since we're here, spill. Why stay a solo virgin at thirty? With that face and body, dudes should've been lining up."
Before finishing her off, I asked what bugged me. Why was her pussy still factory-sealed? Even uglier chicks here ride the village bus nonstop—why you still solo?
Her answer?
"…Doctor."
"Huh?"
"I finally got pretty, so I wanted a doctor boyfriend! Handsome, rich, nice guy!!"
"Oof."
Standards through the roof. Waited for Prince Charming on a white horse till she hit expired-egg age and went dark. Hilarious.
"So, you date any docs? You could've snagged one easy."
"Over twenty blind dates, but they all lacked something…."
But she bragged about her efforts anyway. Any doc, she'd date first. Problem was, they were all defective. Hot but mean or broke. Nice but ugly or poor. Rich? Fat uncle gut.
"Young, hot, rich, and nice? Good luck."
"They show up in dramas all the time…."
"This bitch's head is a flower field."
How to school this slut proper? I glanced around. Idea hit quick.
'Pause.'
Game paused. I pulled up one guy's settings—a chubby college dude with a camera, everywhere type.
Hit modify, and boom—instant glow-up. Luxury watch on wrist, total hunk doc. Perfect to shatter her psyche.
'Resume!'
"Hey, dude~."
I strolled over casually, still holding the dripping-wet Mumemei. Eye contact with my tweaked NPC.
Thump!
Whoa, that guy's hot… total flower boy…
She'd been cursing me internally, but instant love at first sight.
Villain!? Why's she coming at me!?
"W-what seems to be the problem…."
But to the doc NPC, Mumemei was invisible. His eyes locked on me.
I opened inventory, dropped a potion I'd whipped up while tweaking skills.
Clink.
"You're a dermatologist, right?"
"Eek!? How'd you—!!!"
"Whatever. Use that for permanent hair removal on this slut. Just slather it on—no more bush forever."
Her dream guy's hands turning that hairy mess into a smooth baby pussy. Absurd, but she was meek.
A guy like that touching me… m-might be okay…
"Please be gentle…."
Head bowed shyly, like thanks for the trouble.
Doc's eyes bugged out.
"…Me?"
"Yup. Oh, and don't miss the asshole. One hair left, I'll turn your dick into broccoli."
"……."
What could a civilian do with me holding pussy hostage? His shaky hand went low.
Click.
He grabbed the potion, bowed slightly to her.
"…Sorry about this."
"N-no, it's fine♡ I'm good♡"
He's so sweet, what do I do♡
Her brain turned to flowers… but.
"Then, excuse me."
"…Hic!?"
His finger touched her slit. She convulsed hard. Then—
Squiiiirt!!!
"Hiiik, hng♡ Aah♡"
What is this♡ Just a touch and it feels amazing♡
Villain cumming from a stranger fingering her pussy. How'd that look to the doc? His face said it all. The vulgar slut he despised.
Not content with public indecency, orgasming from a mere touch!?
"Ugh… gross…."
Pussy juice-soaked doc grimaced. Like me finding rotten rice cakes in the fridge.
She sensed it, tongue lolling as she babbled.
"N-no, it'sh thish guy♡ That bashtard♡"
"…Continuing."
"Ooooh♡ Ugh, guh♡ Don't rub like thaaat♡"
But he kept at it stone-faced. Pro derm intern hands gliding over her bush—each stroke made her squirt nonstop.
Despised by her love-at-first-sight man while cumming from permanent defuzzing. How's that feel? Didn't care.
"Oogh… Guh, guuuh♡"
"…All done as requested."
"Thanks~ Oh, keep the leftovers."
"Appreciate it. Bye!!"
Doc grabbed the bottle and bolted. Watching his retreating back, she wailed.
"Aah, nooo… It's not like thaaat…♡"
"Sure it is. Heave-ho!!"
I chucked her nearby. Whiiish, thud!! Naked body slammed to the ground.
"Guh♡"
"Not over yet! Take this!!"
◈ Automatically binds target on use
◈ Bound target cannot use any skills
◈ Immobile until released
I pulled the rope I'd used on dragons before. Tossed it—her body got tied up vulgarly…
Hmm, kinda boring.
"Oh yeah, Mumemei was an alias, right? Let's see the real name."
Console-spawned her a driver's license. Name, DOB, address—all there. Slapped it on her pussy. Spectacle city.

"Eek, eeeeeek…."
"No way! Mumemei's real name is Hatano Yui!? And she lives nearby!?"
I yelled loud to draw eyes. Crowd gathered sneaky-like. I grinned and beckoned.
"Anyone wanna snap pics, go nuts!! She can't resist!!"
"N-nooo!!! I don't want thaaat!!!"
Her whimpering scream echoed pitifully. Camera-wielding civilians swarmed the ultimate flesh urinal.
I-it's fine…! I found my love at last, just endure! Kidnap him or whatever and make him love me!
She still clung to hope… but.
That's just Ranko's revenge, bitch.
Don't forget trying to poke my eyes earlier.