Give a cum bath to the meditating academy principal [Arcana Academy]
I skipped the lengthy intro welcoming me to Arcana Academy—the one about how it was founded by the great archmage Merlin. I'd already heard all about it from Erina.
'It's basically a women's university.'
Back in the day, female mages got pushed around left and right, so one pissed-off archmage decided to create an all-women's educational institution. Naturally, the mana-thirsty mages flipped out, yelling about why discriminate against men. Her response? 'Deal with it.' And thus was born the elite academy composed solely of female mages.
'Doesn't apply to players, though.'
Of course, a game couldn't pull that kind of gender discrimination on gamers. Players were exempt from the restriction. Women could enter freely, and for men, there were plenty of disguise spells for sale nearby. Hell, they even sold shampoo that could temporarily turn you into a woman. A special quest had even popped up urging me to use one to sneak in.
This was basically the devs encouraging infiltration... but
'Not my problem.'
Click. Admin Privileges activated.
I tweaked the settings, ignoring the murmuring female students. Soon enough, the wariness on their faces melted away like snow.
[Arcana Academy]
- Player is the last direct disciple to inherit Archmage Merlin's lineage
- Despite being male, player is the newly appointed professor who was specially invited, and all cadets know this
"Wait, is that Kim Doyeon...?"
"The new professor?"
"Merlin's..."
Curiosity and respect sparkled in their eyes as they looked at me. Seeing all these fresh, pretty cadets react like that, I couldn't help but puff up my shoulders a bit...
"Oh yeah, I heard! He's childhood friends with that stuck-up pussy elf!"
"Amazing..."
...Probably because of the setting where Dotom Baji is my childhood friend. My backstory keeps getting more epic. At this rate, I might end up buddies with a dragon or something later.
"Ahem. First time at Arcana—anyone wanna show me around?"
The cadets shot their hands up in a swarm.
"Me! I'll go anywhere with you!!"
"We should take him to the principal's office first, right?"
"Unpack your stuff first!! Professor, head to the lab, yeah!?"
"Eh, whatever."
"Then let's go~!!"
They swarmed around me as we walked, turning it into an impromptu academy tour.
"This is the lab prepared for you, Professor!"
"Ooh, shiny."
The lab had my nameplate and was stocked with mystery tools as standard issue.
"That's the training grounds, and over there..."
We checked out all sorts of facilities. AV concepts started clicking into place in my head.
"Hm... interesting."
"Pondering your teaching methods?"
"As expected of Merlin's disciple...! A man, and still so cool!"
The girls had no clue what I was thinking and just showered me with admiration. Anyway.
By the time I'd sorted my thoughts, we stopped in front of the principal's office last.
I barged in and plopped down.
-Creak, flop.
"Welcome to Arcana. Great mage, Kim Doyeon."
"Yep."
I crossed my legs and scanned the room. The principal smiled cutely. She was pretty enough to consider banging, but
[Draco (120 years old)]
- Dragonkin who loves magic...
"Oof."
Ruined. Pass.
Disappointed, I leaned back in the chair.
"What do I need to do?"
"Just carry on as usual. If you're doing research, we can provide materials..."
"Came all this way—might as well teach the kids. I'm a professor, after all."
"In that case, we'll create whatever lecture you want. Name it."
The principal's eyes sparkled. She was genuinely excited about what I'd teach... but
"Let's do Magic Basics 1."
"...Pardon?"
"Basics. Basics."
Sorry, but I already had plans. No need to overcomplicate—keep it basic.
"Everyone here is academy material; they all know that much..."
The principal looked hesitant, but
"Lecture requirement: 20 or older adults."
"...What?"
"Cadets, whoever—anyone at the academy can attend."
I dropped the arrogant bomb without a care. Meaning,
"Me too...?"
"Yes."
Principal, come if you want. I'll bestow some killer wisdom.
Basically calling every academy staffer clueless about the basics.
Her reaction? She ground her teeth.
-Grind.
"As expected of Merlin's disciple. So full of confidence."
"This much is nothing."
"Then please let us observe. Show us this 'basic' magic we don't know."
She even wanted to watch. Pretty scratched, huh... but
'Not my problem.'
What can you do about it? I've got admin privileges.
"Then in three days..."
After leaving the principal's office, I reached straight for the admin console.
'Skip to three days later.'
Fast-forwarded to my lecture date. Teleported right to the venue she mentioned.
Static buzzed, and suddenly I was at the podium.
-Chatter chatter.
"Magic Basics from the Kim Doyeon..."
"'Basics' my ass—he's gonna teach something insanely hard."
"Those vague titles are always brutal."
The cadets eyed me expectantly, while
"Intriguing."
"Wonder what he's teaching that even we can watch."
The professors and principal glared, arms crossed.
-Wide-eyed.
"Wow..."
Even the janitor gripping her broom was auditing from the back. Felt like a real professor—shoulders puffed again.
"Before we start... anyone under twenty?"
"We checked thoroughly—no worries."
"Good then."
Stage set. Time to begin.
Magic Basics 1. Admin privileges included.
[Magic Basics 1]
- Lecture newly created by player
- NPCs attending the lecture will unconditionally increase all magic proficiencies if they follow the player's lecture content faithfully
- Proficiency increase will be noticeably felt by them
Cheat added first. Now they'd level up proficiencies just from breathing if I said so.
Looks normal so far, but
[Magic Basics 1]
- During the lecture, participants will not feel any sense of incongruity no matter what the player does
A dash of common sense alteration. Same trick I used on Dotom Baji—even if I stripped panties and shoved my dick in their mouths, they wouldn't notice.
What to do with that? Obvious.
"From now on, you'll reflect on your inner self and seek your roots."
"Inner self...?"
"In simple terms, meditation."
Everyone, close your eyes. Now.
"Meditation...?"
"Too vague, isn't it?"
The NPCs looked like they wanted to drop the class, but
"By the way, a special barrier I learned directly from Merlin envelops this place."
"...What!? I didn't sense anything."
"It'll amplify meditation effects dozens of times. No chit-chat—close your eyes."
Just try it, come on.
Under my urging, they grudgingly shut their eyes, starting from the broom-holding janitor, then cadets, professors, and finally the principal.
The principal's annoyed frown flipped 180 degrees the moment her eyes closed.
"......!!!!?"
She jolted in shock, then squeezed her eyes shut tight. Probably felt it. A realm tough even after a century cracked open just from meditating on my word.
"Don't open your eyes. It'll ruin the effect."
I even scared them into keeping shut. They clenched tighter—no fools missing this opportunity.
And with everyone eyes-closed...
I finally unleashed my hidden desires.
'Whew, long buildup.'
Did I do this for their benefit? Nah—to fuck them while horny as hell.
These blindfolded girls, all mine.
Grinning, I stepped forward.
'Principal first.'
I headed straight for the one who'd gotten scratched by me earlier. She hadn't been rude or anything, but
'Honestly, kinda pissed me off.'
"Heave-ho."
I shredded her clothes to rags, leaving not a scrap of underwear. Unwearable forever.
"......"
But she stayed deep in meditation trance. Ignored my antics completely—or rather, failed to register them. The overkill setting treated illogical actions as nonexistent.
-Rip.
'Hmm, pussy's spoiled too—sour.'
Even if I jammed fingers in her crotch and stirred. Even if her precious long-guarded hymen tore and blood dripped.
"......"
She focused solely on meditation. As expected.
'So how to instill manners... Ah!'
Fondling her tits sparked an idea.
'Mini pool first.'
Admin summon: a vinyl kiddie pool for yard splash time.
'Homeless NPCs worldwide! Lend me your cum!!'
Filled it with semen. Hot, fresh loads from "homeless" NPCs poured in, reeking foully.
'Eww, nasty.'
And into that academy-forbidden stench...
I hurled the principal.
Splash—!!!
She sank into the sticky cum pool.
"......"
No reaction even then... Perfect view.
'Staying like that solo through meditation should break her habits.'
Her body would reek of hobo cum forever. Post-meditation, no incongruity—just parade naked, hair cum-matted, oblivious to the semen swarming her freshly deflowered pussy.
Fair punishment for a magic-proud principal auditing my lecture judgmentally.
"Draco. Relax those shoulders."
"......"
At my chill command, she loosened up, lips dipping into the cum. Leaving her and the nearby cum-drenched professors, I moved on.
'Now then...'
"...let's get serious."