Takeout and Fucking Japanese NPC Waitress Pussy (1)
Call of the Princess
📍 Head to the 3rd Princess Celestia
🎁 Objective: ??? (Hidden conditions)
🎁 Reward: ??? (Unlocked upon fulfillment)
"……Sigh."
I'm so fucking sleepy, seriously.
A sigh escaped me naturally. I'd been planning to log out at just the right moment, jerk off nice and hard, shower, and crash. But this? What the hell.
"Her Highness the Princess…."
"I heard she's even sent out her royal guards to find you. Wouldn't it be best to go right away?"
But Marianne… no, now the saint Marianne, her eyes sparkled. She must see me as some genius talent worth the princess summoning in a hurry.
I reached out with a smile.
Do you wish to abandon the quest?
Yeah, pass.
Too much hassle. Next time I log in, I wanna go somewhere else and just ravage NPCs to my heart's content. So… sorry, Princess. Maybe I'll drop by when I'm bored. Not sure I'd bother trekking out there just for those pointy little tits, but whatever.
Quest abandoned.
A cheerful chime rang out as the status window vanished. Ignoring it, I turned around.
"Log out."
Beep— The world went black, and just like that, my first day of playtime ended.
The next evening, after work, I connected to the game console. My face was filled with a different kind of excitement.
I didn't think much of it while playing, but… this shit's indistinguishable from reality, right?
I'd done some "wage Lupin" while checking the replay from yesterday. Hide the UI, mute my dialogue, and boom—it's just like any ordinary porn vid.
And the moment I watched it… a seriously wicked, naughty idea hit me.
Time to make some rice money!!
I can't mess with the admin privileges themselves, obviously. It's a dev perk tied to my account—no selling it off. But videos I make with it?
Real as any AV out there. No, way more freeform and hot. Upload to a site like OnlyFans, and it'd sell like crazy, right?
Day 2 was for testing that theory.
Only one problem. Mindlessly filming means devs catch 100%.
"In that case…."
Thought ends there. I logged straight in.
The virtual world welcomed me back. I opened my eyes in the saint's room, thick with the scent of cum.
First order of business: bounce the hell outta here.
"Chef? Her Highness the Princess…."
"Non-projectile anal daughter!!"
Whoosh— The scene flipped in an instant.
Suddenly, I was in hell. The map called Pandemonium.
Simple reason for coming here.
DLC content.
The demon realm was inaccessible by normal means. The heavenly realm it pairs with was still in dev, apparently.
Still, hyped for it, the devs teased screenshots to tempt wallets…
But not for me.
Admin privileges are god-mode invincible. Demon realm's mine now. I can tweak it however.
Grinning, I reached for the console window.
Let's give it a shot.
After that, I copy-pasted the settings I'd prepped during wage Lupin. Massive changes, way beyond day 1.
Even this god-game stuttered for a sec, unable to process instantly. Let me watch the transformations unfold slowly.
"Ho…."
Lava flows vanished, replaced by paved roads. Crimson blood skies turned blue. Flying demon NPCs glitched out.
Now, handsome hunks and babes strolled the clean streets in neat clothes.
Typical hell moments ago… now a normal modern street.
Clap clap clap.
It actually worked.
Demon village turns Tokyo street with a few tweaks? Devs, what the fuck did you even build? GOTY? Nah, Nobel Prize in invention.
Whatever, works for me.
"Shall we?"
I started walking. Curious how far the "Japan Tokyo" setting went.
First stop: a restaurant.
Stepped in, greeted by cheerful Japanese.
"Irasshaimase!"
"……Huh."
You guys are too perfect. I don't speak Japanese, y'know.
I knew it meant "welcome" or whatever. Still.
Had to whip up a skill.
Translation Konnyaku Jelly (Passive, Unique)
Allows understanding and speaking any foreign language like a native.
"Ahem, table for one."
"One guest? Right this way~."
"Yep."
After the Korean patch, I sat down. The waitress handed me a menu with a smile.
"Here's your menu. Ring the bell when you're ready to order."
"Sure."
I took the menu… and immediately fucked with the console.
◈ Bring any ordered menu item to the customer
◈ For off-menu items, price averages store rates
◈ How customers enjoy ordered items is their business—no prying
◈ Menu explanations mandatory when serving
This should do it. Set the menu down, rang the bell.
Soon, the waitress sashayed over with a smile.
"Ready to order?"
"I'd like to order the waitress's tits. You legal?"
"Yes! 23 years old, Sasaki Chiho! So, Sasaki Chiho's tits okay?"
"Throw in the pussy too? Fully unwrapped."
"Add 100 yen for the Sasaki Chiho Set—how about it?"
"Sure, why not."
"Got it! One Sasaki Chiho tits-and-pussy combo!"
She bowed slightly and scurried off. Clearly popular, she headed to the counter and prepped my "order" with practiced moves.
"Heave…."
Swish.
Her uniform skirt slid down her legs. White panties fluttered off next. She hiked her top like a bra, and her soft marshmallow tits bounced free with a jiggle.
Cradling them on a tray, she finally headed back.
"Sorry for the wait! Sasaki Chiho's 23-year vintage tits and pussy set. Enjoy!"
"Ho."
Same as the pussy contest yesterday, but modern backdrop makes it fresh. Feels like a real part-timer baring her chest—hot as fuck. NPC or not.
"I said unwrap everything, but the tits aren't fully off."
"Chiho's tits have so much volume, fully freeing them might mess 'em up. Easier to eat this way."
"I see."
Look at her treating her own rack like a custom burger. Fine by me.
"Can eat standing?"
"Yes! Enjoy to the fullest!"
"Alright then."
I lifted the tits off the tray. Heavy heft. Such huge naturals—implants?
"Tits natural?"
"100% pure natural, no implants!"
"Pussy virgin?"
"Yes! You're giving Chiho her monumental first order!"
"Ho."
Natural, huh. Fantasy world logic, but modern too? Wild.
-Pinch.
"Nice tits. Pink nipples are cute."
"Chiho's pride, meticulously maintained premium goods."
I pinched a nipple and shook 'em up and down. They slapped the tray repeatedly—total liquid monster play vibe.
NPC felt zero dissonance, of course.
"If too much to finish, we can package leftovers!"
"Package…?"
"Yes! Even if Chiho cools, warm in 40°C bathwater for 10 minutes."
She glances like you taking me packaged?… What if I say yes?
"Package it is."
"Yes! Let me ring you up—1300 yen!"
"Here."
Spawned cash via admin console. Thought bills, but serials risky—three 500-yen coins instead.
Chiho took 'em without a blink.
"200 yen change! Wait a sec for Chiho's packaging!"
Handed me change, then back to counter with tit-tray. She quickly redressed—apparently the "packaging."
"Sorry for the wait! Sasaki Chiho—enjoy!"
"Hm."
Tucked her under my arm like a side. Getting bossam-ed by a total stranger, zero resistance. To her, it's just a customer taking packaged leftovers.
Wanna fuck her outside.
-Mumble mumble.
"Donburi-o ttabungetemo chijimaseyo~."
Hummed as I left. Other staff didn't stop me—just "Thank you!" waves.
Outside, Chiho…
"……."
She's gone silent now.
Frozen blank. She's not a waitress anymore—just a 1300-yen menu item, Sasaki Chiho.
Different flavor from pussy contest sex incoming.
"Well then…."
Scouted a fuck-spot with anticipation… and soon, a grin spread across my face.
"Oh."
Modern world's gotta be this, right.