Prologue
The Empire's third princess held a cooking contest. Even commoners could participate, and the winner would receive a massive prize. Chefs from all over flocked to it in droves. And this contest, which should have been solemn and serious above all else...
"...W-who are you?"
"Hello. I'm Chef Kim Doyeon, here to judge today's pussy contest."
Before long, it had devolved into a vulgar spectacle,
"Th-this is a smooth, hairless twenty-year-old pussy..."
"Twenty-four years old, the pussy of the empire's next top chef. Not a single pubic hair—perfectly groomed, ready for tasting as is."
Soon, the contestants began having their pussies critiqued.
"The brown-haired woman on the left? Your grasp of the pussy meat feels a bit lacking."
"Wh-what do you mean!?"
"The pussy isn't evenly wet. It hasn't gotten uniformly soaked."
"I-I see..."
"What about me, then? I'm obviously passing, right?"
"Hm. The humidity and tightness are spot-on, but the chef's intent in plating the pussy... it doesn't quite come across."
"Wh-what!? Who are you to judge my pussy when you're not even a real chef!!"
Naturally, all hell broke loose, but...
"Tch."
'What a pain.'
At the center of it all stood one man, Kim Doyeon. He calmly fiddled with the console window.
Admin privileges are currently activated.
NPC 'Estelle's settings have been modified.
"Then allow me to demonstrate the proper way to plate a pussy... ahem, present it."