Chapter 40, License Cancellation.
Chapter 40, License Cancellation.
Today was finally the day I returned to the civil complaint window duties.
Since I'd already paid my dues a while back with that incident, I figured things would be quiet for a bit, so I diligently handled the complainants.
Luckily, there weren't many complainants today at all.
They must all be off working.
"Huu..."
I glanced at the clock at the bottom of the monitor.
4:50 PM.
Just 10 minutes until closing time.
Normally, by this hour, my mental state would be shredded to pieces.
I run into an average of three malicious complainants per day.
When those hunter bastards unleash their eardrum-terror roars...
Eek.
But today, not a single malicious complainant in sight.
'Zero.'
An unbelievable number.
In all my time at the Hunter Management Bureau, this was the first day like this.
If things stay this way, I can head home in a great mood and crack open a beer.
Better to drink it happily than drown my sorrows.
"Gyeong-ho-ssi."
Section Chief Park, sitting at the next window over, called out to me.
He swiveled his chair slightly toward me and tilted his head.
"Got some good news? You've been grinning like an idiot since earlier."
"Was it that obvious?"
"How could it not be with that smile."
I saved the Excel file I was working on and grinned.
"Strangely enough, no malicious complainants today. After dealing with screamers every day, the quiet is just so refreshing."
"...!"
No sooner had I finished speaking than Section Chief Park's face turned pale.
He frantically reached out and clamped his hand over my mouth.
"Mmph? Mmmph?"
"Shh! Quiet!"
Section Chief Park glanced around nervously.
At first, I thought there was a complainant inside.
But there was no one—why the freakout?
"W-Why, Section Chief? Did I say something wrong...?"
Hmm, was "malicious complainant" the wrong term?
Maybe I should avoid it to prevent nitpicking.
All sorts of thoughts raced through my head.
But what came out of Section Chief Park's mouth was totally unexpected.
"Gyeong-ho-ssi, you're still a first-year, so you don't know."
"Pardon? Know what?"
"There are things you absolutely never say in the Civil Complaint Office. 'It's so slow today,' 'Why's it so quiet?', 'No malicious complainants.' Those three are taboo words."
Section Chief Park said it like it was common knowledge.
I laughed and pushed back.
"Nah, that's all superstition."
"It's real, I tell you! It's just like devs saying 'no bugs'—no, even worse. Back in the day, Kim-juim said that and an S-rank hunter went berserk one minute before closing, half-destroying the office building."
"...That doesn't really have anything to do with the jinx, does it?"
"No way! That's how big a piece of shit showed up!"
Aha.
So that's how it connects.
Who knew civil servants had jinxes like that too.
"Don't worry too much. With only 10 minutes left, what could happen..."
Ding-dong~♪
Before I could finish, the Civil Complaint Office door swung open.
Chief Park and I both turned to look at the entrance.
"Haa... I knew it..."
A burly man was lumbering in.
He didn't even glance at the ticket dispenser, heading straight for my window—number 1.
Thud.
The man slammed his fist on the counter.
The transparent partition shook with a rattle.
"Get the person in charge out here."
Artistic from the first word.
Chief Park shot me an "I told you so" look.
Ah, this jinx is real.
Less than 20 minutes to clock out.
"Hello, seonsaeng-nim. How may I assist you?"
"What can a grade 9 punk like you solve? Get the person in charge! Are you deaf?!"
Boom—!
The man's roar shook the office.
Must've been laced with mana.
If a normal person were here... they might've busted an eardrum.
This is why hunter malicious complainants are so dangerous.
"Seonsaeng-nim, skill use is prohibited inside government buildings. If you continue, you may be removed for disrupting operations."
The man flinched slightly at my response.
Usually, a warning like that makes them back off.
Sure enough, my calm reply seemed to deflate his steam.
"This fucker... got some balls, huh?"
The man clicked his tongue and plopped down in the chair at window 1.
Then he pulled a crumpled scrap of paper from his pocket and tossed it in front of me.
"What the hell is this? Explain."
I picked up the paper and unfolded it.
It was an official document stamped with the clear Hunter Management Bureau mark.
[Fine Notice and Penalty Points Notification]
I skimmed the contents.
[Fine: 15,000,000 won]
[Penalty Points: 120 points]
[Reason: Threats and extortion attempts against other party members inside a dungeon]
Whoa, does this guy do forced PvP in real life or what?
Looks like he got caught threatening other hunters in a dungeon.
There are quite a few like him.
They drag newbie hunters into dungeons after tricking them into signing shady contracts and farm them for loot.
The Bureau's been cracking down hard on these thug hunters lately—he got nabbed right on cue.
"It's a fine notice. Issued because illegal activity was detected inside the dungeon."
"Who asked if I know? Why'd it come to me?!"
"Because you did something wrong, Hunter-nim?"
"I was just messing around! You can't charge me 15 million for a prank—does that make sense?"
"Threats inside a dungeon are a serious crime, seonsaeng-nim. Per Hunter Law Article 24..."
"Ah, shut it!"
The man cut me off with a wave of his hand.
"Fine, the money—whatever. I've got cash, I'll pay."
"Haha..."
"But these points? 120? One more and my license is gone!"
He knows it well.
The hunter license penalty system is like a driver's license.
121 points and it's revoked.
He's at 120, so one more point before December 31st and he's done.
"Yes, correct. At 121 points, the license is revoked. You've been assessed 120 now, so be careful with your hunter activities going forward..."
"So delete them!"
The man slammed the desk again.
Filthy spit flew.
"I'm all anxious over these points, can't sleep! You telling me I can't work till the 31st over this bullshit?!"
"No... it's just accumulated points—if you hunter normally..."
"Hey! Shut up and erase it now! Just click a few keys on the computer!"
There it is.
The malicious complainant's ultimate move.
[I don't get it, just do it.]
"Seonsaeng-nim, these points are already in the system—I can't delete them arbitrarily. If you disagree with the penalty, file for administrative review or sue in court."
"Ah, I hate complicated shit! You figure it out! Public servants are supposed to serve the people—why so rigid? Living off my taxes!"
If I said I pay taxes too... he'd flip out again, right?
I swallowed a sigh inside and decided to give one last chance.
"Seonsaeng-nim, causing a disturbance here could lead to additional penalties. I've guided you on the proper procedures."
"You little shit! Hey! What's your name? Want me to file a complaint and get you fired? Huh? A grade 9 nobody lecturing a hunter-nim!"
The man shot up, pointing accusingly.
Spitting curses all the while.
But I calmly placed my hands on the keyboard, unfazed.
'Gave you your chance, you fuck.'
One fact this guy's overlooking.
Civil Complaint Office staff can assign penalty points to hunters.
Of course, strict justification is needed to prevent abuse, but causing a ruckus and insulting staff like this? Perfect grounds for points.
[Complainant: Kang Musik (B-rank Hunter)]
[Violation: Obstructing public duties and disturbance in government building]
[Penalty Points Assessed: 2 points]
Click.
"Seonsaeng-nim."
I stood, grabbed the fresh printout from the printer.
And politely handed it to the man.
"Here you go."
"What? You erased the points? About time—gotta yell to get through to you."
The man snatched the paper, huffing.
Probably thinks the 120 are gone.
"...Huh?"
But as he read down the page, his eyes widened.
His pupils shook like there was an earthquake.
"Wh-What the hell? License canceled?"
"Yes, congratulations. Your hunter license has been revoked as of now."
Slipped out wrong.
He seemed too focused on the notice in front of him to care.
"For the disturbance and insulting a public servant just now, 2 points have been added. That's 120 plus 2 for a total of 122 points."
"Y-You crazy fuck!"
"Oh, you know the hunter penalty system has a relief clause, right? For when you hit the revocation threshold exactly—the last 1 point gets waived."
If he'd committed a 1-point misdemeanor, it'd be 120+1=121.
Then relief waives 1, back to 120—license safe.
That's why for hunters at 120, even 2- or 3-point offenses usually get assessed as just 1.
But?
I gave him 2.
120+2=122.
Waive 1? Still 121.
Relief clause? Useless.
"You know it's revoked at 121, right? Even waiving 1 point leaves you at 121—license cancellation confirmed."
"You... you... you did this on purpose to fuck me over..."
"As of this moment, Kang Musik-nim is a civilian. Using skills or force will be punished under criminal law, not Hunter Law—with enhanced penalties."
I kept talking, hand on the emergency call button under the desk.
"Also, any weapons you're carrying must be surrendered to the Hunter Management Bureau armory immediately."
"Wh-Why should I..."
"Refuse, and the Enforcement Unit deploys. Not police—the Enforcement Unit."
A rampaging B-rank hunter would be tough to subdue.
Then the Enforcement Unit wouldn't treat them as human anymore.
Just a B-rank monster loose on the streets.
And they get exterminated.
At "Enforcement Unit," the blood drained from the man's face.
He trembled, standing there dumbstruck.
Where'd all that swagger from bullying weak hunters in dungeons go?
"Business is done—please leave. For license reissuance inquiries, come back in a year and we'll help."
I pointed at the door.
Get the fuck out meaning.
After work, home.
Showered and plopped on the sofa, cracking open a beer can.
"Ew, delicious."
No snacks needed.
Sipping while recalling the Civil Complaint Office chaos—it went down smooth.
Before I knew it, the can was empty.
Reached for another, but felt a presence beside me.
"Noona, whatcha doing."
"Gyeong-ho-ya. Check this out."
Noona held out her tablet PC.
The screen showed a familiar community site.
[Hunter Gallery]
The place I check every day.
Noona tapped a featured post and shoved it at me.
[Title: Exposing abuse by grade 9 civil servant at Hunter Management Bureau Civil Complaint Office.]
[Went to complain about an unfair fine today]
[That grade 9 fucker there got pissy and added 2 points, canceling my license.]
[Isn't this abuse of power?]
[Even when I begged, he smirked like 'Yeah~ Canceled~']
[Really wanna kill him—where do I report this shit?]
That guy from earlier?
His writing screams no education.
And he cherry-picked and twisted everything to his favor.
When did I ever say 'Yeah~ Canceled~'?
I just stated the facts per regs.
Scrolled down for comments.
Reactions were hot.
Just... not in the direction the poster wanted.
ㄴ You the infamous 120-point villain? lololol
ㄴㄴ(OP) 120 + 2 = 122. Can't do math?
ㄴㄴㄴ Low-IQ ass deserved the cancellation.
ㄴ Got caught extorting in a dungeon and still yapping.
ㄴㄴ For real, justice served kekekeke
ㄴㄴ Scum like this needs to be socially buried.
ㄴ Grade 9 civil servant doing great work. Filing a praise complaint.
ㄴㄴ(OP) They let grade 9 part-timers mod comments? What the hell?
ㄴㄴ(OP) Screenshot all you fucks. Just wait.
ㄴㄴㄴ Screenshot and whatcha gonna do lololo no-license civilian kekeke
ㄴㄴㄴ Fact) OP's just an unemployed bum now, not even a hunter.
The OP was losing it, replying to every comment.
Kinda funny watching this.
"This... Gyeong-ho-ya?"
"What?"
"Civil Complaint Office, grade 9. That's you, right?"
Noona's eyes were full of certainty.
My noona's instincts are sharp as ever.
But as a civil servant, I can't blab complainant info.
Even to family.
"Ahem. Public servants have a duty of confidentiality on the job. No comment."
I cleared my throat and looked away.
Then noona stood up.
And slowly approached me.
"Won't tell me?"
Noona slipped between my legs.
Knelt down without a care.
Her hand was already heading for my pajama pants waistband.
"N-Noona. Hold on. I'm drinking beer..."
"Won't talk? Then I won't stop."
Slurp.
Pants and underwear down in one go.
At the same time, something hot and wet enveloped my dick.
"Haa..."
Noona's mouth was as hot as ever.
She took my still-soft dick whole and started teasing with her tongue.
Her small tongue tickled the glans, poking the urethra.
Chup, chup... mmph...
The raw fellatio sounds from below filled the living room.
Noona's technique was leveling up day by day.
Used to be just mindless sucking—now she controls the pressure.
Sucking out the air for a vacuum seal, then slurping hard like a pro.
"Huu... N-Noona..."
My hand naturally dove into noona's hair.
Before long, my rock-hard dick plunged deep into her throat.
Gag, glrk... mmmph...
Noona took it without a single retch.
Her throat clenched like a pussy squeezing.
"St-Stop... gonna cum..."
Orgasm welled up to my chin.
I grabbed noona's head to pull back.
But she gripped my thighs tight, refusing to let go.
Only then did she spit out my dick and look up.
"Tell me. That was you, right Gyeong-ho?"
In this situation, how could I not?
I was going insane to bust already.
"Haa... Yeah. It was me. I canceled his license."
"As expected."
Noona smiled satisfied.
Then opened wide and swallowed my dick again.
Moments later, uncontrollable orgasm hit, semen erupting.
Hot globs shot deep into noona's throat.
Spurt, spurt.
"Haa... haa..."
"Good job, Gyeong-ho-ya. Gotta clean up trash."
Noona smiled, then latched onto the glans again.
Sucked like a straw, slurp slurp, getting every last drop from my urethra into her mouth.