Chapter 36, Relieving Stress with Noona.
Chapter 36, Relieving Stress with Noona.
Just 20 minutes after lunch ended and we resumed work.
Before post-meal drowsiness could even hit, the peace in the Civil Complaint Office shattered to pieces.
"No, my income's the same, so why the hell are my insurance premiums going up? Does this make any sense?"
A shout that could tear eardrums rang through the Civil Complaint Office.
I frowned and peered at the man beyond the monitor.
His tomato-red face was heaving with rage, looking ready to flip the desk any second.
If he bursts a blood vessel from high blood pressure like that, it'll only hurt him.
Malicious Complainant.
The same old routine.
Anyone with a normal mindset wouldn't scream their lungs out in the Hunter Management Bureau's Civil Complaint Office.
So it was no wonder we labeled types like him as Malicious Complainants.
I swallowed a deep sigh and tried my best to keep a strictly businesslike tone.
I'm a civil servant... a civil servant dealing with complaints...
"Sir, please calm down and hear me out. According to the system records, you made a equipment purchase last year."
"Equipment? Yeah, I bought a weapon! So what?"
"That weapon is valued at 300 million won. Your previous one was 30 million won."
I pointed at the data on the monitor with my finger.
Of course, the enraged hunter couldn't see it, but it was a gesture to show I had solid grounds for what I was saying.
"You bought high-end gear that's a whopping 10 times more expensive. You know Hunter Health Insurance covers equipment damage and loss, right?"
"Yeah, I know! But my income hasn't changed!"
"It's not about your income. The value of the assets you're carrying has gone up. Carrying a 30 million won sword versus a 300 million won one—if it's damaged, the amount the corporation has to cover is different."
How should I explain this?
To help him understand, I used the simplest example.
"Think of it like a car. You drive an Avante, then buy a Benz. Would your car insurance go up or not?"
"Of course it would! The car's more expensive!"
"Exactly the same. That 300 million won weapon you bought—if it breaks or smashes someone else's gear, we have to cover it. Bigger coverage means higher premiums. It's just common sense."
My explanation was perfect.
Simple and intuitive enough for an elementary school kid to get.
But the complainant in front of me showed zero intention of understanding.
If anything, my words were like pouring oil on the fire.
"Don't fuck with me! I got separate private insurance for weapon and armor damage! So why are you double-dipping?"
He slammed the desk, spittle flying.
I reflexively leaned back.
Ah, this guy really doesn't get it.
"Sir. The premium increase under the Hunter Weapon and Armor Registration System is a legally mandated requirement."
"So what!"
"Your private insurance is something you chose to get personally. There's zero reason for the mandatory Hunter Health Insurance to give you a discount based on that."
"What? You little shit, listen to how you talk! Hey! Do you even know who I am?"
The complainant shot to his feet.
Usually, people who boast like that about who they are are nobodies.
Well... he's a B-rank hunter, so he probably makes good money.
I pressed my throbbing temple.
"We've confirmed who you are via your Hunter License. I'm just telling you it's the regulation."
"That's why I'm saying the regulation is bullshit!!"
"That's not something to argue here. File a constitutional petition. Or just don't use that expensive 300 million won weapon."
My firm attitude flipped the man's eyes.
I thought I'd been as polite as possible, but apparently not to him.
He started breathing heavily, then suddenly reached for his waist.
"This is what happens when civil servant trash like you get cocky!"
Jjallgrak.
The metallic scrape of scabbard and hilt colliding instantly silenced the Civil Complaint Office noise.
In the man's hand was a longsword that looked at least 1.3 meters long.
The other hunters in the waiting area jumped up in shock.
"W-whoa! That guy's drawing a sword!"
"Is he fucking insane? Pulling a weapon here?"
"Hey, someone call the cops or the Enforcement Unit."
As the hunters behind whispered, I didn't even stand—just stared up at the man coolly.
Honestly, it'd be a lie to say I wasn't scared.
But if I flinched here, all civil complaint staff would look weak.
I let out a deep sigh.
Loud enough to make sure everyone heard.
"Haa... Sir."
"W-what! Scared now?"
"What you just did? That's a huge mistake."
I pointed at the CCTV behind me.
"Drawing a weapon in the Civil Complaint Office without just cause. You know that's a violation of Hunter Law Article 24, right?"
"What?! You bastard!"
"And pulling a sword in a civil servant's face? That's Attempted Obstruction of Special Public Duty resulting in Injury—a serious crime."
Not bullshit.
Threatening a public official is exactly that.
"If you're arrested on the spot, license revocation is the least of it. Confiscated items for law violations don't get returned. If you go to prison, that pricey 300 million won sword gets auctioned off cheap and goes straight to the national treasury. Put it away now. Before I call the Enforcement Unit."
My voice was calm, but the content was brutal.
Reciting the law clauses made the man's hand tremble.
He seemed to regain his senses.
Looking around, dozens of eyes stared at him with contempt.
Realizing what he'd done, the man's face turned ashen.
"N-no... I wasn't gonna stab or anything..."
"Put it away."
At my shout, he hurriedly sheathed the sword.
Cheolkkeok.
The sword slid back into its scabbard.
"S-sorry. I got heated for a moment..."
He mumbled awkwardly, grabbed his Hunter License from the desk.
Then bolted out of the Civil Complaint Office like a fugitive.
"Haa..."
Once he was gone, sighs of relief erupted from all over the office.
The tense atmosphere settled, everyday noise filling the air again.
But inside, I was boiling.
I was pissed.
Hunter or not, pulling a sword in someone's face?
How low do you have to think of people to do that shit?
"Huu..."
With shaking hands, I grabbed the cheap coffee I'd bought for lunch.
I chugged the watered-down iced coffee, ice fully melted.
The cold liquid slid down my throat, but the inner rage showed no sign of fading.
Holding the empty plastic cup, I headed to the water cooler.
Filled it with cold water and gulped it down.
One cup, two, three.
I drank till my stomach sloshed, but the anger wouldn't subside.
Then someone tapped my shoulder.
"Gyeong-ho-ssi."
Turning around, it was Team Leader-nim.
He looked at me with worry.
He'd watched the whole thing from start to finish.
"You okay? Must've been a shock."
"Ah... No, I'm fine."
"Fine my ass. Your face is pale as a ghost."
Team Leader-nim clicked his tongue and massaged my shoulders.
"Go home early today. Rest up."
"It's not even 2 PM yet?"
"After that, how can you focus? I'll process it as special leave. Just go."
"But..."
"That's an order. Go eat something nice and sleep it off."
Team Leader-nim thumbed toward the Civil Complaint Office exit.
Then his added words made me doubt my ears.
"And that guy earlier. We're filing criminal charges at the Management Bureau level."
"Yes?"
"We've secured all the CCTV. How dare that fucking bastard draw a weapon in our sacred Civil Complaint Office and threaten staff?"
First time hearing "fucking bastard" from Team Leader-nim's mouth.
He was always the type to laugh it off amiably, but now he was furious.
Meant the situation was that serious.
Grateful for Team Leader-nim's consideration, I packed my stuff.
The convenience store plastic bag felt heavy.
On the way home, I'd loaded up on beer.
Ten 500ml cans.
Days like today, you get smashed and crash out.
Civil servant life is tough, but no day had been this shitty.
"Huu. Makes me question why I even became a civil servant."
Soon as I got home, I crammed the beer cans into the fridge.
Planned to shower, order chicken, and go hard on daytime drinking.
Gotta relieve the stress somehow.
"Huu..."
Before opening the delivery app, I checked with the family first.
Headed straight to Noona's door.
Knock knock.
"Noona, it's me."
"Gyeong-ho?"
Click.
The door opened, and Noona peeked out.
Classic homebody Noona mode.
She glanced at the clock and tilted her head.
"Already back? It's not even 3 PM."
"Uh... something came up at work, so early out."
"What happened? Something bad at the office?"
Noona instantly clocked my dark expression.
I sighed deeply and spilled everything from the Civil Complaint Office.
Her face twisted the whole time I talked.
As soon as I finished, Noona pulled me into a tight hug.
"My little bro. You're really not hurt anywhere? Right?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. Can't... breathe..."
"You did great, really. Must've been scared, huh?"
Noona patted my back and butt vigorously.
Was it the tension releasing, or Noona's embrace?
I nearly teared up.
Noona held me for a while, then gently pulled away.
She stared into my eyes and whispered.
"You must be super stressed."
"Yeah... kinda."
"Then tonight, wanna relieve it with Noona?"
I whispered in Noona's ear.
She knew exactly what I meant.
Blushing, she slowly nodded.
Noona took my hand and led me into her room.
The room smelled sweet and tangy.
Noona sat me on the bed, then without hesitation yanked down her pants and panties together.
"..."
Her snow-white legs came into view.
Noona crawled onto the bed and spread her legs wide toward me.
"Today, do whatever you want with our Gyeong-ho."
Between Noona's pale thighs, her pink-tinged pussy was fully exposed.
I swallowed hard.
Noona's pink pussy is insanely pretty, seriously.
Mesmerized, I crawled onto the bed and spread Noona's pussy wide with both hands.
"...Wow."
"Pffft."
Noona giggled at my exclamation.
I lightly traced the wet mucosa with my finger, and Noona's body twitched.
"Does my little bro find Noona's pussy that fascinating?"
"...Yeah."
"You even took your younger sister's virginity, and you're still amazed?"
Noona playfully booped my nose.
My face burned; to hide it, I buried my face between Noona's thighs.
Usually Noona sucked me off, but today it was the reverse.
I pressed my mouth to Noona's pussy.
Lightly flicked the protruding clitoris with my tongue tip.
"Ha-eung...!"
A moan burst from Noona's mouth.
I started working my tongue in earnest.
Thrust it into her vaginal entrance and swirled inside.
Sticky vaginal fluid flowed out into my mouth.
"Ah, h-heut... G-Gyeong-ho-ya, there, right there, feels good..."
I stiffened my tongue and stimulated her entrance wildly.
Lapping, sucking, poking with the tip.
I threw everything my tongue could do at it.
Noona spread her pussy wide with her hands so I could eat her out more comfortably.
Thanks to that, with my face buried, I could fondle Noona's breasts.
"Noona, I wanna put it in."
"Yeah... hurry... put it in."
When her pussy was nicely wet.
I tossed off my pants and pulled out my cock.
Knelt slowly, positioning between Noona's legs.
Rubbed the glans against her wet entrance; Noona looked up at me with desperate eyes.
"G-Gyeong-ho-ya. Noona's first time too... so go slow?"
"Same as when I fucked Gyeong-ah."
"Then... it's gonna hurt a lot..."
That was the signal.
Right after she said it, I slowly inserted the glans.
Pfook.
"Huu-euk!"
Warm, tight inner walls gripped my cock.
About halfway in, I felt a thin membrane catching.
Naturally, I didn't stop.
First time I panicked, but not the second.
Pushed deeper, tearing the membrane.
Rrip.
"Aaak!"
Noona screamed in pain, but I ignored it and thrust all the way.
My pubes slapped against Noona's with an audible smack.
"Haa, haa... Noona, does it hurt?"
"U-eung... no, feels good. So full... so good."
Hmm, she likes feeling my cock stuffed inside.
Looks like Noona's got a bit of masochism.
I started moving my hips slowly.
Pulling out, thrusting back in, repeat.
Squishing friction sounds filled the room.
"Haeuk, ang! Ah-euk, Gyeong-ho-ya, too deep!"
"Too deep bad?"
"N-no... h-heut... not, not that, ahh..."
Whether Noona hurt or not, I sped up.
Just stress relief, like she said.
Pulled Noona's upper body into a hug and latched onto her nipple.
Rolled the hard-erect nipple with my tongue while pistoning nonstop.
"Ah, ang! G-Gyeong-ho-ya, Noona's, gonna... cum... h-heut..."
"Noona, gonna cum inside."
"U-ung... inside's fine. H-heut..."
Roughly kissed Noona's lips and slammed up one last time.
As my cock tip kissed her cervix, hot semen gushed from my urethra.
"Uu-euk!"
At the same time, Noona's orgasm peaked.
Her vaginal walls clenched my cock in spasms.
We clung to each other tightly, savoring the afterglow for a while.
Every twitch of my cock made Noona's body shudder too.
Once calmed, I buried my face in Noona's chest, panting roughly.
Noona gently stroked my sweat-damp hair.
"How's that? Stress gone?"
"Yeah... Noona's pussy squeezed it so tight, it's all gone."
At Noona's soft voice, I lifted my head.
The rage and irritation from the Civil Complaint Office? Vanished without a trace. My mind blank and white.
Sex really is the best stress reliever.
"Yeah. Totally flown away. Amazing."
As I nodded blankly, Noona giggled and whispered in my ear.
"From now on, don't hold back when stressed. Just say so."
"..."
"You can relieve it on Noona and your younger sister. It's the head of household's right."
Head of household's right.
Those words oddly tugged at my heart.
Noona looked up at me with a smile.
Then wrapped her arms around my neck and kissed my lips.
Noona's tongue slipped into my mouth.
We mixed saliva in another deep kiss.