Chapter 14, Oppa's Dick.
Chapter 14, Oppa's Dick.
S-rank hunter Lee Yu-na.
S-rank hunter Song Hyun-wook.
S-rank hunter Park Jun-young.
The three big shots whose names alone could shake up the entire Korean hunter world walked right up to my counter without a hint of hesitation.
Dressed in luxury suits, they gave off more of a vibe like corporate tycoons than guild masters.
"Song Master, I still think Busan's the right spot for the alliance headquarters this time."
"Busan's great, but Daegu's a logistics hub too, isn't it?"
"You two? Don't forget Ulsan's port facilities."
They chatted like proper guild masters—or hotshot executives.
'Guess things are pretty urgent.'
They must've kept hashing out the alliance details even on the way here.
Makes sense—the capital region guilds were charging ahead with full government backing, so the provincial guilds feeling the heat was inevitable.
But was this finally wrapping up?
Right there in front of the counter, the three grabbed hands dramatically and shook on it.
In that instant, the entire Civil Complaint Office exploded with noise.
"Look over here!"
"Does this count as a dramatic compromise!?"
The guild members who'd followed them started clapping like they got the memo, and the reporters went nuts with camera flashes.
My eyes were stinging.
'I'm a civil servant. Smile. Like a robot.'
No weird faces...
Like zoning out or frowning—if I got caught in a photo like that, I'd be screwed.
[Grade 9 Civil Servant Crushed by S-rank Hunters' Intimidation]
If that hit the internet later, I'd be in hot water for sure.
I kept up the perfect civil servant smile.
Corners of the mouth up, eyes soft.
Soulless grin.
Once the flashy handshake wrapped up, all three turned their gazes to the counter at once.
Having three S-rank hunters' stares lock on me made my body feel a tad heavier.
Normally, I'd tell them to grab a number ticket and wait...
But with all this commotion, every other complainant had turned into spectators—no one was waiting.
I decided to handle them right away.
"Hello. This is Lee Gyeong-ho from the Hunter Management Bureau Civil Complaint Division. What brings you here?"
I braced my core to keep my voice steady.
I knew damn well why they were here.
But a civil servant follows the manual.
"We're here to establish an alliance."
"Yes, alliance formation."
Lee Yu-na cut straight to it.
I gave a short confirmation reply.
Next manual step.
"Please state the sizes of the guilds forming the alliance, their member counts, and capital amounts."
"Busan Seagull Guild, extra-large guild. 11,322 members. Capital via documents."
Lee Yu-na of the Busan Seagull Guild spoke first.
Then Song Hyun-wook of the Daewang Guild boomed in a deep voice.
"Daewang Guild, extra-large guild. 9,142 members. Capital same."
"Ulsan Dolphin Guild, extra-large guild. 1,302 members. Check the documents."
Park Jun-young of the Ulsan Dolphin Guild wrapped it up.
I typed every detail without missing a beat, then recited the next manual page.
"To form an alliance of three or more extra-large guilds, the guild masters themselves must come in person."
"That's us."
"Then, please present your IDs, Hunter Licenses, and guild badges for alliance registration."
As they prepped the docs, I added the key notice.
I cleared my throat a bit.
"For alliances formed by two or more extra-large guilds, the legal fee is 1 billion won. Payment via lump-sum card or virtual account transfer only."
The second I finished, Lee Yu-na whipped out a black plastic card from her wallet without batting an eye.
Word was she'd be alliance leader, and looks like she was handling payment too.
'1 billion... like buying gum at a convenience store.'
My annual salary times decades barely touching that, gone in a flash as a fee.
I took their IDs, S-rank Hunter Licenses, and guild badges one by one, scanned them.
Identity and guild verification complete.
I printed out three alliance application forms and handed them over.
"Please fill in the guild names, representative signatures, and alliance bylaws consent sections here."
They took them and smoothly filled the blanks with their pens.
The scratch of expensive fountain pens on paper.
Not their first rodeo with paperwork.
But they didn't hand the forms back right away.
Holding their apps, they struck poses for the reporters again.
Flashes popped off once more.
'I get it, but... hand 'em over already. Next complainant... oh, none.'
Only after snapping plenty did they finally pass the forms to me, satisfied.
I checked every page meticulously for issues.
Then slotted Lee Yu-na's card into the terminal.
[Payment Amount: 1,000,000,000 won]
I hit approve carefully.
Approval came through, and the fee receipt printed.
I stamped the Management Bureau seal neatly on all three apps, attached the receipt, scanned, and uploaded to the DB.
All procedures done.
I pulled out my phone to check the time.
Management Bureau standard clock app.
Alliances require exact timestamp notice per manual.
"August 12, 2023, 3:32:18 PM. The applied-for alliance 'Samhan Alliance' hereby takes legal effect as of this moment, per Article 32, Paragraph 2 of the Hunter Management Act."
The second I finished, guild members' applause erupted again.
The three guild masters shook hands hot and heavy once more, flashing big grins at the cameras.
Even the rowdy reporters seemed finally pleased.
"Here."
"Take this too."
"And this."
The guild masters handed me their fountain pens.
I nearly tilted my head wondering why give these to me.
Don't they usually keep pens from big signings?
Reporters suddenly started snapping pics of me.
Anyway, the alliance formation for these three provincial extra-large guilds wrapped up successfully.
Once everyone was done, they ebbed out of the Civil Complaint Office like the tide.
Only when they were fully out of sight could I finally let out the sigh I'd been holding.
'Whew, way more draining than a hundred asshole complainants.'
Then people who'd been peeking from outside flooded back in.
Team Leader was there, back from wherever, and Ji-hye too.
Where the hell had they gone?
Timing like clockwork, as always.
"Oppa! How was it?"
"Huh? What?"
I didn't get Ji-hye's out-of-nowhere question.
"Come on! You saw them right in front of you! Weren't the extra-large guild masters intense? No intimidation vibe or anything?"
Ji-hye made a fuss, and everyone around nodded, waiting for my take.
Everyone was hooked, apparently.
I pondered a sec, then gave the closest-to-truth answer.
"Eh... just felt like some company execs dropping off paperwork."
"Boo, boring. But wasn't Lee Yu-na Guild Master seriously pretty?"
"Dunno. Was busy with docs, didn't see faces."
My bland reply left them all a bit deflated.
Ji-hye... you'd have felt the same sitting here?
Late evening, nearing midnight.
The clock read 11:40.
I sat at the computer to check if Oppa was home yet, but couldn't focus at all.
Just had an internet stream on, but nothing sank in.
'He's late...'
Since Mom and Dad died in the accident, I couldn't sleep if family was out late.
Trauma from them passing while I slept, I guess.
So when Noona or Oppa came home late, I stayed up till I saw them myself.
Then, the front door lock beeped unlocking.
Sounded like wrong PIN a few times, restarting from scratch.
I pretended to head to the water purifier for a drink, timing it.
Opened my door right on cue.
"Oppa...?"
There he was at the entrance, collapsed without even taking off his shoes.
Bag tossed aside, tie half-loosened.
My heart dropped.
Was he hurt? Sick?
Rushed over in shock, but a harsh booze stench hit first.
'...He's drunk.'
Worry flipped to relief in a sigh.
I took off Oppa's shoes first, neatly stowed them in the closet.
"Stinks."
Noona came home tipsy plenty, but Oppa like this? First time.
He wasn't big on booze, so full-on wasted was new.
Shoes sorted, I crouched by him, patted his back.
"Oppa, you okay? Why'd you drink so much? Gotta get to bed."
Drunk-as-hell Oppa barely lifted his head.
Eyes totally glazed.
"Ungh... Gyeong-ah... I... big shots... fed me too much... got smashed... Team Leader..."
Slurring nonsense.
Seeing him like that, guilt exploded outta nowhere.
Because of us...
He's grinding so hard at work.
I hugged him tight.
"..."
Booze smell mixed with his warm body heat from my arms.
Oppa tried hugging back, hands fumbling.
Too drunk to reach my back.
Brushed my chest a bit, then slid to my thigh.
But it didn't gross me out at all.
"Thanks always... Oppa..."
Meant every word, but Oppa seemed clueless on the situation.
Head on my shoulder, eyes drooping from the booze.
"Sleep...y..."
"Oppa. Can't sleep here."
Shook him, but he was out.
Right on the cold entryway tiles.
"Sigh. No choice."
Groaning, I slung his arm over my shoulder.
Lucky he wasn't way bigger or heavier than me—dragged him to his room okay.
"Urgh... even half-flopped, it's... tough..."
Plus, hikikomori life melted my muscles.
Just a short drag and my legs were jelly.
Finally got Oppa on the bed, started stripping his suit.
If Friday, whatever—but it was Thursday.
Gotta undress the suit so he could wear it tomorrow.
Off with the jacket, untied the tie.
Undid shirt buttons from the top, one by one.
"Phew. Guys aren't that big a deal."
Undressing Noona was a workout.
Model bod, dressed to kill—took forever.
Oppa, guy as he was, upper body done with just suit and shirt.
Unbuckled his belt, eased off the pants carefully.
Hung the clothes neatly on hangers, looked down at Oppa on the bed.
Drunk snoring face looked peaceful.
And... my eyes naturally drifted south.
What to say.
Booze or whatever...
Oppa was...
Hard.
The shape bulged clear through his gray drawer briefs.
'Whoa...'
Only seen in adult videos—first time live like this.
Face burned hot instantly.
Like possessed or something?
Dazed, poked Oppa's dick with a finger.
'So firm...'
Way harder than expected—yanked hand back startled.
Gripped lightly with both hands.
Then let go, eyed my lower half.
This monster fitting in there...
"...Night, Oppa."
Pulled the blanket over his lower body.
Flicked off the light, bolted from his room.
Morning, right before the alarm.
"Ugh... my head... gonna split."
Intense headache, barely cracked my eyes.
First look around.
Familiar ceiling.
Wallpaper.
Desk.
Our house, thank god.
No clue how I got here.
'How'd I make it home?'
Tried sitting up...
Felt off.
Looked down—buck naked.
"Clothes... why...?"
Just undies on.
But yesterday's suit and shirt hung wrinkle-free on the rack.
Head tilt, but showered first.
Cold water hit my head—brain woke up some.
'Who did this... no way...'
Showered, dressed.
Out to the living room, asked Noona prepping breakfast.
"Noona. Did you undress me last night by chance?"
"Nope? Noona crashed early. More importantly, what time'd you get in?"
"Dunno..."
"How don't you know."
She nodded at Gyeong-ah's closed door, where she slept.
"Gyeong-ah did it?"
"Hmm. Maybe?"
"Or you stripped yourself even drunk."
Somehow the second felt more likely.
Anyway, gotta clock in—headed out quick.