Chapter 8. Father and Son
"Can't you just not go to work?"
I kneaded Appa's ass.
Even touching it through her suit pants, it was just as soft as her breasts.
Sseup, with this level of softness, even if she twerked like Western bitches, her ass cheek flesh would shake with pudding-like elasticity, wouldn't it?
Appa slapped my hand away and glared at me with her eyes wide.
"No way. If I take time off work, who's going to feed and support us? You? You, a room-bound hikikomori?"
"Where does this bitch get off impudently glaring like that at her son and husband?"
"I told you you're not my husband because I didn't squirt, right? And consider yourself lucky. It's because you're my lover that I'm struggling so hard to feed and support you somehow. Jinhyeok-ah, have some conscience. After taking Appa like a dog, don't you have any intention of becoming the head of the household? It's already been over two years since you graduated from college."
"Get your facts straight. I didn't graduate from college. It's been over two years since I dropped out without going to college and got expelled. Calling yourself Appa, yet knowing nothing about your son and husband."
"You didn't graduate?!"
"Sseup, ha... damn it, this woman keeps raising her voice, huh?"
I patted Appa's ass lightly and coaxed her gently.
"It's okay. Yesterday I graduated from being a virgin."
"You crazy...! Haa..."
Appa let out a sigh as if the earth were collapsing.
Because she had turned into a woman, her now oversized suit jacket drooped down together with her sigh.
"How did I end up becoming lovers with a bastard like this?"
"A bastard like this to your husband who is like the heavens?!"
"Not husband! I said not husband!"
Appa kicked my shin in anger, but it didn't even tickle.
"Eeeek! For a hikikomori, why the hell are your muscles so hard!"
"Ah, that?"
I supported Appa's ass with one hand and lifted her up, smirking.
Startled, Appa instinctively clung to me.
Her small yet soft breasts rubbed against my shoulder.
Fucking soft, shit.
"While watching porn, there were many positions I wanted to try, but I realized I needed stamina to do them. So while imagining those positions, I did a bit of home workouts and built these muscles."
"Don't bullshit me, you lunatic. Appa used to be a gym rat too. You don't have a single piece of equipment in your room, so how the hell did you build muscles to this extent?"
"How did I build them?"
I pulled Appa's body to the center.
And as I supported her ass with both hands and lowered her down, Appa involuntarily spread her legs and wrapped her arms around my neck,
assuming the position.
It was the completion of a natural standing carry sex posture.
"Sex. Purely for sex. I only built the delusion-in-my-brain simulation sex position muscles."
"Eua! Put me down! Put me down! I'm scared!"
Relying solely on my two arms while dangling in mid-air, Appa was genuinely terrified.
I did not miss this opportunity.
"Appa. Why do you keep making a wench's voice echo inside the house?"
"Jinhyeok-ah, Appa is so scared! I feel like I'm going to fall!"
"Sseup!"
When I clicked my tongue loudly once, Appa made a tearful face and hugged the back of my neck tightly.
"I'm really scared, yeobo."
"Kya, look at how cute our Appa is."
Instead of putting her down, I gave her a kiss right then and there.
Appa had no choice but to accept it.
As I pressed against her lips and my tongue tried to force its way through the gap, Appa distorted her face.
"Eu-eung! Eu-eueung!"
Jjup, jjup, jjup
Since she wouldn't open her mouth till the end, I kept sucking on her lips as a consolation.
Her faint nostril breath as she barely breathed tickled my philtrum.
When I grabbed her ass tighter and showed no intention of putting her down, Appa gave up and opened her lips.
I pounced eagerly and inserted my tongue.
Jjowap, jjo-oop, jjeo-op
A very dirty and vulgar sound echoed out.
Who cares, it's the sound of kissing a woman.
Soft lips and cheeks pressed together, and the taste of ravaging her small, cute tongue with mine was absolutely exquisite.
"Yeobo, I really have to go..."
"It's already almost lunchtime, do you really have to go?"
"I took a half-day off for today... Even without this, people are giving me so many looks because of the Bachelor Odor."
"What if the company tells Appa to leave? Jjo-op."
"Uum, jjup, heeup, uung... Still, I'm handling a big project at the company, so they won't kick me out easily. Given how much I've done for them so far. And Doctor Hwang said this is spreading globally, so the government is giving companies a lot of employment subsidies. Telling them not to lay people off."
"Is that so?"
I pulled my lips away and looked at Appa.
Appa looked at me too.
Her half-unfocused eyes were gazing at me.
Fearing that I might pounce on her, her lips opened and closed repeatedly in tiny movements.
Naturally, both Appa's and my mouths were covered in saliva.
"Ah, seriously. Why are you so cute? Just for an Appa."
"What do you mean 'just for an Appa'! To your lover!"
I like how Appa gets flared up too.
This is all because she likes me, isn't it.
Having just turned into a woman yesterday, yet already pestering for the affection a woman deserves—what a sly bitch.
"Yeobo, put me down now. I told you I'm scared."
"Okay."
I wanted to kiss her more, but it couldn't be helped.
Because I'm a parasite living off Appa.
No, wait.
Not a parasite anymore, but a gigolo lover.
Changed job from a bug to a lover.
As expected, even a hikikomori gets promoted if they have long enough experience.
Kya, so this is why people say to become an experienced worker in whatever you do.
However, it bothered me seeing Appa wearing dress shoes that became loose because of her shrunken body.
"You don't have a pair that fits?"
"I suddenly turned into a woman, so of course I don't."
"At least wear slippers. Your ankles will get wrecked."
"Oh~ Is our yeobo worrying about Appa?"
"Of course. Unlike a certain Park Jingu-ssi living somewhere, I'm the type to take responsibility for my love for my woman until the very end."
"This bastard was being sweet and nice, then ruins the mood right here."
Uh oh.
Appa is genuinely pissed off.
Since pointing out her flaw turned into sarcasm, even I would be pissed.
But all of this is because Appa did wrong in the first place.
When I beamed despite her harsh glare, Appa got furious and snapped her body around.
"Appa."
"Hmph!"
Hmph my ass.
I can clearly see her preparation speed to head out slowing down significantly now that I called her.
"Fuck, don't go following some other guy just because he asks you out to eat outside. I'll find that bastard and Appa together and kill you both."
"Bullshit."
Appa raised her middle finger and sneered at me.
"Hey, I was a man until yesterday morning too. Do you think I'd fall for such transparent tricks?"
"Don't go following him drooling just because he's handsome either!"
"Don't worry. Appa only looks at dicks."
"Don't slyly follow him saying you'll judge after seeing a handsome bastard's dick!"
"Look at this dumbass acting possessive already? Hey, if I have other thoughts and do other stuff, what can you even do about it?"
"W-what?"
Just thinking about it made my blood boil in reverse.
As I completely crumpled my face and huffed, Appa, having seized the upper hand, raised the corners of her lips contentedly.
"Brat, you being jealous is fucking cute. Appa can't be with anyone other than our son, so don't worry about that."
"Ha, based on what?"
At this point, I'm the one pouting.
Because my rage and jealousy weren't dispelled, I spoke gruffly, so Appa whispered into my ear.
"Our son's dick is fucking huge, so Appa fell head over heels for it."
"Does Appa think size is everything?"
"If it gets any bigger than this, Appa's pussy will get wrecked and I'll die. Earlier when son's dick entered, I moaned like crazy because it was overwhelming right up to the point of death, yet felt so good."
"Hmph..."
"Anyway, fucking hell, taking after me, you're so suspicious."
Even while saying so, Appa smiled with her eyes like a sly vixen, and drenched my ear with an incredibly thick, sticky voice.
"Hey Ko Jinhyeok. If I cheat, post on the internet that I'm a bitch who cheated while having sex with her son."
"...?"
"And if you were me, having gone as far as having sex with your son, would another man even catch your eye? Though it started because you attacked me, the pleasure of having sex with my biological son is fucking insane. On top of that, your dick is huge. You're a ridiculously broken character just by setting alone."
"Hmph."
"Dumbass. In the first place, because of my Bachelor Odor, neither men nor women can even approach me. You're the weird one. Though if you were normal, would you have thought about fucking your Appa."
"Appa bitch."
I wrapped my arm around Appa's waist and declared boldly.
"Even if Bachelor Odor got into my nose, I still would've fucked you. You know that?"
"Ha, this unfilial bastard."
Appa's voice became even more, more, and more sticky.
"What you say is a fucking pervert's words, but it's bloody cool. Fuck, making my heart flutter just for a Ko Jinhyeok."
"That Ko Jinhyeok is Appa's biological son."
Once again, at a distance where we could feel each other's breath and touch lips, we were smacking our lips.
"Hut."
However, Appa coolly pulled away first.
Ah, that's too much.
"Yeobo. I'll go and come back without looking at anyone else, so don't you fall for another bitch flirting with you either."
"To me? Another bitch? Do you think that's possible?"
When I asked back in disbelief, Appa smiled as if to say 'see?'.
"Your worries about me are just like that too."
Shit, for a woman, she smiles fucking coolly.
"I'll be back~ yeobo."
"If someone picks on you there, call me. I'll kill them."
"Such bluffing."
I look at Appa's back as she heads toward work dragging her pant legs.
Appa turns back several times.
I stood proudly and pointed at the outline of my towering dick.
Appa flicked me her middle finger in fluster, but she turned back again and again until she shrank into a dot and disappeared.
Then she vanished completely.
Closing the door, I cracked my joints and loosened up my body.
"Alright, shall we go."
After doing a quick simple stretch, I pulled a cap low down over my face and opened the front door again.
From now on, I will tail Appa.
I'm going to monitor whether she looks at other guys on her way or not.
Despite how I look, I have a pretty severe obsession with what's mine.