Trap Dungeon
Trap Dungeon
"Haa, Reed, you idiot·····."
A grumbling voice could be heard from outside the tent.
It was a sigh so heavy it seemed to make the ground sink, as if lamenting all the hardships endured until now, giving a faint impression of how much the speaker had suffered.
At that voice, my eyes, which I had forced shut to sleep, slowly opened.
And then, Reed's complaints continued.
"Ugh. Right, what can someone like me do·····. I guess I'll just wake Lunia·····."
A rustling sound followed, and as he tried to enter the tent, I quickly closed my eyes.
A few seconds later,
-Tap-tap.
"Lunia, it's time for your shift."
"Mmm·····"
When Reed woke me, I feigned waking up from sleep, as if I had just barely managed to get up.
'It wasn't unnatural, was it·····?'
"Lunia, hurry and get up."
"Ugh, don't rush me···."
Even if I was awake, my mind was still hazy.
Rubbing my stiff eyes, I got up from my spot.
And as I stretched out with a satisfying "Hngh," Reed, who was in front of me, flinched.
"Don't stare at my chest, you virgin bastard."
"Ah, I-I wasn't·····!"
Idiot. I could feel his gaze.
Since there was nothing more to say anyway, I walked out of the tent.
Even then,
Reed couldn't take his eyes off my butt.
##
"This····· seems to be the entrance to the Dungeon·····."
"Ugh·····, this is the worst."
The Dungeon entrance was completely different from the Dungeons we usually went to.
If a conventional Dungeon looked like a gaping maw ready to devour you,
This Dungeon resembled a woman's genitals.
In short, it looked like a woman's pussy.
Is this really an all-ages game?
Wouldn't this fail the rating review?
For obscenity.
"This is truly disgusting·····."
"··········"
"··········"
No one could argue with my words.
Even Mari, who would usually scold me with 'Bad words aren't allowed···!', seemed quite displeased.
But what could we do? It was just the Dungeon we had been commissioned to clear.
"Let's go in."
I led my party into the Dungeon.
-Ding!
[You have entered the Ero Trap Dungeon! (Added by Mod)]
A notification that had never appeared no matter how many times I entered and exited Dungeon entrances, rang out in this Dungeon.
'Ero Trap·····?'
I hadn't heard any explanation about this kind of Dungeon.
Just in case, I tried to go back out the way we came in, but,
[You cannot leave until you disarm the final trap!]
The Status Window, which had never imposed any restrictions on me, suddenly placed one.
I can't leave until I finish it all··········
"Haa."
Why are all the things added by mods such fucking garbage?
Anyway, to leave the Dungeon, I guess I have to disarm all the traps here.
More importantly, what are the conditions for disarming them?
'Can I just smash everything?'
Thinking that, I moved forward with the party.
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Click.
-Whoosh!
"Eek?!"
As Mari was walking along, she stepped on a hidden device on the floor, and an unknown object was thrown at her.
Mari, who barely dodged it with surprisingly quick reflexes, was startled and sat down.
"Mari! Are you okay?"
"Ow, ow····, I-I'm fine, Lunia-ssi."
Fortunately, Mari seemed unharmed as she brushed off her bottom and stood up.
And when I checked what the object that flew at Mari was,
-Squelch·····
"Ugh·····"
It was a fragment covered in a disturbingly sticky, viscous fluid··········
'Is this a dildo·····?'
Of all things, its shape was that of a male organ.
The sight of it made me genuinely dizzy.
Now I understood why the reward for this Dungeon request was so high·····.
In fact, it was because of reasons like this that most adventurers avoided it.
If you were a female adventurer, it was only natural to genuinely refuse.
If you got caught by a trap like this even once, your life could really be ruined in an instant·····.
After all, it's hard to find a party composed only of women.
"Haaah."
So, did this mean we had to clear the Dungeon with extreme caution and care?
It was a fact I already knew, but any lingering hope I had was now shattered.
The fact that this Dungeon had to be cleared within two days crushed any hope that we might get lucky and finish it in one day.
"Mari, are you calm now?"
"Yes, I'm sorry for delaying us because of me···."
"No, it's fine as long as you're not hurt. Let's continue."
"·····Yes!"
And so, we once again hastened our steps.
However, not long after,
-Grind. Hiss!
This time, when Mari briefly rested her hand on a wall, it slid inward.
Then, a suspiciously pink liquid sprayed up from the floor like a mist.
"It looks like something we definitely shouldn't get close to·····?"
It was a liquid from a trap, so its identity was unknown—whether it was poison or what danger it posed—and it was even pink.
The fortunate thing was that it wasn't flying towards people like before.
We carefully navigated, wary that the pink liquid might touch even the tips of our shoes.
Of course, traps didn't only hinder us in that way.
There were also traps that practically screamed, "I'm a trap!"
For example, a chest placed in an obviously suspicious spot, or a hole that looked like something would pop out of it.
We sometimes dealt with these by destroying them from a distance with my magic or by simply avoiding the area entirely.
But no matter how fast we tried to go, we couldn't pick up speed when we didn't know what kind of traps existed or where they were set.
"It seems the intensity is getting higher the further we go·····?"
"Y-You're right·····."
After about half a day of exploring,
The deeper we went into the Dungeon, the more obvious the traps' intentions became.
There were dildos openly displayed, and handcuffs, ropes, and other items placed as if to explicitly toy with party members.
As a woman by body and Mari as a woman by birth, we were almost forced to act with extreme caution.
"Hey, I'm going to the restroom for a bit."
"What? Again?"
In fact, this was also a reason for the Dungeon's slow progress.
Reed went to the restroom excessively often.
Of course, there were no actual restrooms in the Dungeon, so he would quietly take care of business a little further away.
Anyway, even so, Reed's frequent restroom trips today were a bit suspicious.
Was something coming out of the Dungeon?
For example, a diuretic component that promotes the urge to urinate mixed in the air.
But despite that, Mari and I hadn't gone to the restroom even once so far.
'No way·····'
"Mari."
"Yes?"
So I whispered to Mari.
-Whisper-whisper
"Are you holding it in?"
"What?! No!"
"Really? If you hide it, our party might be in danger."
"N-No! I really don't feel the urge yet·····Gasp! L-Lunia-ssi, you're too mean!"
Mari's reaction to such a topic, overly strong, made her seem like a truly innocent girl.
"Hehe, if it's hard to talk about, you can subtly tell me. I'll make a good excuse to Reed."
"Ugh·····, okay····."
Indeed, it's embarrassing to talk about restrooms in front of a boy you like.
Anyway, Mari didn't seem to have to relieve herself.
I also···············didn't feel the need to go to the restroom.
Then, was it a substance that only reacted to men?
It was a very fantastical idea, but then again, this kind of Dungeon only came into existence because of a mod anyway.
Whatever it was, given Reed's frequent restroom trips, it seemed Mari and I would have to focus on spotting the traps.
'By the way, is he taking a dump? Why is he taking so long?'
If he was just going to the restroom frequently because of an upset stomach, it wouldn't matter.
But if even that was the Dungeon's doing, it might be a big problem.
After waiting a bit, Reed returned from the back, and we started moving forward again.
##
"Hnngh····! Haa!"
I stretched my stiff shoulders, extending my body with all my might.
The Ero Trap Dungeon.
I keenly felt why it took two days.
There were countless traps that, if triggered even once, were truly dangerous in a different sense.
Because of this, Mari and I couldn't help but tense our entire bodies.
It was an instinctive feeling that if we stepped wrong even once, or consumed something wrong even slightly, a humiliating price would inevitably follow.
After a whole day of disarming, destroying, and avoiding traps, my whole body ached.
"Should we set up camp here?"
Judging by Mari's and my condition, it seemed rather difficult to proceed further.
We could continue, but Mari and I didn't want to experience those traps even a little bit.
Still, the fortunate thing was that since it was a Trap-type Dungeon, there were no monsters.
Of course, they said there were Slimes, but we had··········
"I'll go spray some Slime Repellent!"
Mari had prepared Slime Repellent.
It seemed like today, no one would have to stand Night Watch and could sleep comfortably.