The Student Council President's Obsession
Jeong Suyeon, the student council president, gently stroked my cheek. Before I knew it, her breath was so close I could feel it on my nose. She was clearly trying to take my lips right then and there.
I had been kissed by countless women before, so I naturally started to lean in. But then it suddenly hit me—I was supposed to be pretending to be a pure and innocent young man. At the very least, I needed to refuse her once or twice.
“…N-no, you can’t… K-kissing is only after m-marriage…”
“…Ah, I’m sorry. Kim Dojin. I lost my composure for a moment… Oh. But still, this is truly impressive. The way you’re protecting your chastity and purity… Kim Dojin. Would you give me the opportunity to date you with the premise of marriage? I fell for you at first sight. I want to date you, marry you, have children with you, and live happily ever after. I’ve already picked out names for our kids, our grandchildren, and even our great-grandchildren. All you have to do is marry me and give me babies.”
…Wait, on our first meeting…? She already named our great-grandchildren…?
Student council president Jeong Suyeon… Just how far into the future are you looking…?
The student council president, her body flushed with excitement, was confessing to me. This honey trap was working way too well. She hadn’t even baited the hook—she just cast the line and immediately caught a massive fish. That’s how heated up she must have been.
“…N-no, you can’t… D-doing this on our first meeting…”
“Aha, I see. I was too hasty from the very first encounter. I apologize. Seeing you made my body burn with desire… In that case, how about we take things slowly from now on? Getting to know each other step by step… Like in those romance manhwa. Starting as… f-friends first… Something like that.”
“…Y-yes… If it’s starting as f-friends, then…”
The student council president grabbed both of my hands tightly, her face glowing with pure happiness. What kind of delusions was she having to look that ecstatic? Was she imagining taking my virginity or something? Sorry, but I’m already a used-up rag… That’s why I had to beg An Minseo to force me to eat her out…
Wait, does that mean the student council president has a slight lesbian tendency? Or is it just some weird tradition in the student council? I got curious because she mentioned a woman eating out another woman. I figured the Discipline Department would have tons of those disgusting customs… But apparently even the intellectual-looking student council has them. She didn’t create this vile tradition herself during her term, did she…?
I spent a long time talking with the student council president while holding hands. Finally, she started talking about topics normal people would actually discuss—things she liked, things she hated, hobbies, special skills, preferences, ideal type, and so on. She probably told me the truth, but since I was acting like the pure and innocent man she wanted, I made up appropriate answers. After all, I couldn’t honestly answer “Having sex with beautiful women” when she asked what I liked most.
After that long, personal conversation, the student council president finally explained why she had called me here.
“There’s an extremely vicious delinquent group that calls itself the Revolutionary Circle. It seems they’re targeting you, Kim Dojin. When you were absent from class for a few days because you were sick, we received intelligence that they were asking around about your whereabouts. Those wretched bitches… They’ve sunk so low that they’re even targeting a precious, noble young master like you…”
Do something about the Discipline Department instead of that group. The Revolutionary Circle’s leader and vice-leader may have locked me up, but at least they try to protect me…!
“…I-I see… B-but with you protecting me, student council president, it should be fine, right?”
“Unfortunately, no. This is a shameful blemish on both me and the student council, but the academy is currently in a three-way power struggle. On the surface, the student council represents the academy. But the Discipline Department dominates it through sheer force. And lurking in the shadows with massive influence is the Revolutionary Circle, the leader of all the delinquent circles.”
“…Is that so?”
“That’s why those well-informed about the academy’s inner workings often say: the student council rules through letters (), the Discipline Department rules through force (), and the Revolutionary Circle rules through darkness (). It’s the result of the delinquent circles growing stronger while past student council presidents were busy fighting with the Discipline Department.”
“…F-fighting with the Discipline Department?”
“Yes. Please be careful, Kim Dojin. If they find out that you and I are… in that kind of relationship… Those ill-mannered Discipline Department bitches might do something rude to you. The Discipline Department and the student council have traditionally had a very bad relationship.”
“…W-why is it so bad?”
“This is quite a long and complicated historical story… Simply put, the grudge runs deep. Thirty years ago, the student council was nothing more than a puppet organization. They were just representatives chosen by student vote in name only. Back then, even low-ranking members of the Discipline Department would barge into the student council and cause chaos. The president and vice-president were nothing but figureheads who couldn’t say a word. It was essentially a subordinate organization to the Discipline Department. That only changed after the military dictatorship in our country was overthrown.”
“…Excuse me? …Th-there’s that much backstory… (I don’t want to know. Just give me the three-sentence summary…)”
“After the military dictatorship was dismantled, the Discipline Department—which had strong ties to the military—lost a great deal of its power. That’s when our student council grew by leaps and bounds. We simply reclaimed the authority we should have had from the beginning. Thirty years ago, it was tradition for the top entrance student to join the Discipline Department instead of the student council. Back then, the National Hunter Academy wasn’t even called that—it had the rather long and nauseating name ‘Patriotic Security Defense Hero Officer Academy.’”
“…I-I see.”
“Anyway, if you start dating me, Kim Dojin, you’ll need to understand these political power dynamics. It might be difficult for someone as precious as you, a noble young master… but given my position, my partner needs at least some political awareness. I’m sorry to burden you with this.”
“…Ah, y-yes…”
So basically, the student council, Discipline Department, and Revolutionary Circle are doing their own Three Kingdoms thing. In the past, the Discipline Department was the strongest. There. A two-sentence summary would’ve been enough. Not even three sentences—literally two lines of summary were possible.
I politely finished my conversation with the student council president and was finally able to leave her office. It was a shame I couldn’t have sex with that beautiful woman with the light purple hair, but I had no idea what An Minseo would do to me if I disobeyed her orders, so I kept acting until the very end.
The student council president looked like she was in deep agony as she watched me try to leave. It seemed like her reason and instincts were fiercely battling it out with the thought, ‘Should I just push him down right now?’ If I had shown even the slightest crack in my act, she probably would have gone for it. After all, the soundproofing in the student council president’s office was supposedly top-tier within the academy.
After leaving the president’s office, I exchanged brief greetings with the other student council members in the conference room, then finally stepped out of the student council building entirely.
Not long after I came out, An Minseo appeared and immediately latched onto me.
“You did an excellent job. The student council president was bragging to everyone that she’s dating you now. Ugh, that disgusting bitch. She was going on and on about it… How the hell did you seduce her so fast? I thought it would take at least a week of work… Did you seriously walk in there, shove your tongue down her throat, and then immediately start fucking her, you cum-rag bastard?”
“…Excuse me? Dating…?”
What was she talking about? I never said I was dating the student council president. When did we ever agree to date in that conversation? We agreed to start as friends. Did I misunderstand something…?
“What…? What’s with that reaction? Don’t tell me you didn’t agree to date her? …Don’t tell me… you ignored my orders?”
“…N-no, that’s not it… I-I worked really hard to act like a pure and innocent man, just like you ordered…”
An Minseo frowned and clenched her fist. Thanks to my countless experiences of getting punched in the stomach, I immediately recognized it as a stomach-punch-ready fist, so I flinched and started making excuses. After listening to my explanation and everything that happened in the president’s office for a long time, An Minseo tilted her head, thought for a while, then clapped her hands together with a look of understanding.
“…The student council president. She’s even more of a pathetic virgin loser than I thought…? You just vaguely said you’d be friends and ended it there, but she deluded herself into thinking that meant you two were dating… Honestly, when she suddenly said you were dating, I assumed you’d gone in there and fucked her brains out.”
“…Pardon?”
“I thought you’d seduced the president right away since you’re such a pathetic virgin and had crazy sex with her before coming out. But that wasn’t it… Wait, don’t tell me you didn’t even kiss her?”
“…N-not only did I not kiss her, I didn’t even let her touch my body properly…? I acted so pure and innocent that she flinched even when I just held her hand…”
“…Pfft. Hehe. Hahahaha… Ahahahaha! This is priceless. So fucking funny. Wow~ You’re the best. Good. And now I’ve got a really great idea. Hey. Keep acting exactly like that. Never have sex with the student council president. Kissing is off-limits too. Keep dating her anyway. Keep acting like it’s pure platonic love until she graduates. Until I tell you to stop. Keep it up. And behind her back, you’ll be doing this with me… Hehehe…”
“Ugh…♥”
An Minseo suddenly grabbed the thing between my legs with her hand. A lewd sound slipped out of me instinctively.
“Of course, not just me—the entire Discipline Department is going to use you like a breeding bitch… But it’s still the perfect revenge against the student council president. Her supposedly pure and innocent boyfriend is actually the academy’s biggest super slut behind her back… Hehehehe.”
“…B-but… If she finds out… What will happen to me…? I don’t think the student council president will let me off easily…”