I Farmed Chocolate-Flavored and Vanilla-Flavored Onaholes
Fourteen onahole candidates came charging in from every direction, no hesitation, no formation — just a full-on rush. From here on, I needed to be extremely careful. Fight them without thinking and this was going to drag on forever, wasn't it? So starting now, I was going to process these bitches fast — under three criteria.
"You arrogant little shit, I'm gonna kill you!!"
First case: the ones who came at me like this cocky short-haired, tanned, huge-titted combatant barreling straight into my face — nothing in her head, just a fighting dog trying to put me down.
WHAM!!
"Hngh!?"
I Flash Stepped behind her like it was nothing, then wrapped her up tight as a body pillow and locked her movement down.
SCHLICK!!
"Hnnngh—♡♡!? You bastard, wh-where the hell are you shoving that—♡♡"
Schlick♡♡!! Schlick♡♡!! Schlick♡♡!!
"Hiih♡♡ hiiit♡♡!? I-if you ram it in that hard—♡"
No more, no less — just two fingers jammed in, pumping away, inspecting the quality of her pussy.
"Aauugh!!♡♡"
"Oh, what's this. First pull and I already hit?"
This short-haired combatant, her body pouring with sticky sweat, giving off a thick dark-chocolate scent. This had only been a test fingering to try and set a passing standard, and yet she was showing off some pretty decent tightness.
"Okay. You're a keep for now."
"You... son of a... bitch......♡"
Drip♡ drip♡
And unlike the combatants I'd met before, even after I'd gotten her off good and proper, this short-haired tanned combatant was still putting up a fight in her voice. Add in the way her pussy was still twitching and spilling water, and she definitely looked like she'd be fun to break in. I decided to keep this chocolate-flavored cow as an onahole for now.
"You horny mutt of a bastard!!"
"I'm gonna kill you!!!"
Of course, every pussy after that — all the bitches who came charging in mindlessly like Chocolate-girl — failed to impress. Matching them against that standard, I folded their spines in half one by one with my own hands, and before I knew it the onahole candidates had been cut down by half.
Alright. From here I'd start sorting onaholes by the second criterion I'd come up with.
"Oh my, looking closer, you're pretty handsome, aren't you? Hey, baby? I won't resist like those idiots over there♡ Be gentle when you inspect me♡"
Like this silver long-haired, massive-titted combatant swaying her tits in front of my face like a tail as she approached. The ones who came at me first, overflowing with confidence in their own bodies, asking me to inspect their pussy. No need to overthink it — just start the inspection.
Schlick♡ schlick♡
"Haaahn♡ How is it? Does my pussy... do it for you...?"
"Hmmm......"
"Mmh♡ Take your time... inspect me slowly♡"
Pussy tightness on par with the short-haired tanned chocolate-flavored onahole I'd met earlier. The sweet body scent, like vanilla and milk mixed half and half, was definitely to my liking as well. More than anything, her tits had a completely different feel from the chocolate cow. Unlike the bouncy, chewy give of the chocolate onahole, this was a soft, fluffy marshmallow texture that left me thoroughly satisfied. I'd cleaned up all the titty-girls who'd tried to seduce me earlier for being substandard, so scoring a harvest like this at the end was extremely satisfying.
"Okay. You're a keep too."
"Fufu♡ I knew it♡ I'm different from those dumb bitches over there♡"
A meat onahole with zero human rights, getting cocky and showing off — it rubbed me a little the wrong way. But whatever. As long as the scent and the fuck-feel were good, that was all that mattered.
Anyway, I'd wiped out another half, so now all that was left was sorting the remaining four onaholes. This was where we moved on to the third criterion.
"U-um... c-could you maybe... spare me?"
The third criterion: cases like this, where they hadn't even put up a fight and were already spreading their pussies wide open, begging for their lives. Unlike the previous two types, it was way more convenient to just process these bitches wholesale. They weren't charging in solely to kill me, and they didn't have the confidence in their own bodies to come seduce me into inspecting them first, either. Spreading their legs in front of an enemy, ugly as hell, begging for their lives and hoping for mercy?
No point even inspecting them. Obviously substandard.
In all the countless fights I'd been through before transmigrating here, I could already see how these kinds had survived — spreading those vulgar, wrecked-out pussies like gaping holes. I didn't even need to inspect them. Their grade was obviously low.
"W-wait a second!! My puss—♡"
CRACK!! CRRRACK!!
I snapped the remaining four's necks one by one, clean and neat, and disposed of them. Still, just in case, I inspected them before snapping. As expected, all four were substandard.
"Oh my~ So I wasn't the only one who passed?"
"......Ugh."
"I figured he'd at least pick something feminine, even if it wasn't on my level. Never thought you'd catch that male's eye."
"......Shut your mouth. Keep running it and I'll kill you too."
Whatever they were going on about, the two onaholes were making a racket. Not like I gave a shit what the onaholes I'd caught were talking about. I ignored them and started checking the farming results from Stage One.
"One chocolate onahole, one vanilla onahole, one gun... and the rest is nothing special."
Farming loot all checked off. What was left? Just one thing: time to finally listen to the screaming of my cock, which had been rock-hard and begging to cum for the better part of several hours.
"D-don't you come near me, you son of a bitch......!!"
"Oh my, is it starting now? Taste me first♡"
Chocolate or vanilla — which one should I taste first? Stacking them both for a sandwich was something I'd save for later. For now—
Squeeze♡!!
"Ahn♡ So rough♡"
I decided to start with the vanilla onahole, whose bouncy, fluffy huge tits were ridiculously hot. I roughly tore away the black latex high-leg that had been covering her breasts, and out came a massive vanilla-flavored milk dispenser in all its heavy glory. The pink straws that milk came out of had shrunk back in, like they were too shy to come greet me, so I decided to suck hard and pull them out.
Slurp♡ sluuurp♡
"Aaahn♡ If you suck that hard—♡"
Of course, no milk came out. But the vanilla body scent came flooding thick against the tip of my nose, creating the illusion that I was drinking some kind of high-grade delicious milk.
That's enough enjoying the thick mommy-jugs. Next, how about a saliva inspection?
I'd gotten both nipples standing at attention. Next thing I wanted to taste was this vanilla titty-girl's saliva. I'd been thirsty as hell for a while. Ignoring whatever the onahole was saying, I shoved my tongue into the vanilla onahole's slightly parted mouth, which was giving off a sweet scent.
Slurp♡ sluuurp♡
"Heeup♡ Beeep♡"
Oh, this one can actually kiss. I really did pick well.
A different feel from the Water Canteen I'd met before — the vanilla onahole's plump tongue, boasting a thick, sweet vanilla-scented saliva, exploring every corner of my mouth.
Squirt♡ squuirt♡
Squirting just from a kiss was pretty much the same as the others. But the fact that she was still keeping her wits about her even as I sucked on her tongue like I was drinking from it — that was worth praising.
"Hoo, nice. Thirst's all quenched."
"Beeeh—♡"
Unlike the previous bitches whose minds had collapsed from kissing alone, the vanilla onahole was grinding her thighs against my cock like she was begging me to put it in already. Even after the kiss was over, she was nipping at my lips, provoking me. Arrogant as hell.
Alright then. Let's see if you can take it without dying.
And so I took the cock I'd previously shoved half-hard into the Water Canteen, got it fully hard this time, and pressed it against her thick, meaty lower belly.
"No way♡ If you put it in I'll get pregnant instantly♡"
Give me a break. What kind of stupid shit was that. An onahole you use as much as you want and throw away isn't going to get pregnant. She was basically a tool for blowing off steam — something you dump a load into with zero responsibility and toss. Watching her act like she was going to get pregnant with my precious offspring was just hilarious.
Thwack. Thwaack.
"Ahn♡!?"
I smacked my cock a few times against the uterine hood that had already dropped halfway down. The vanilla onahole was already trembling all over like I'd put it in. I spread her pussy wide with my fingers.
Schliiick♡
I pretended to slowly, ever so gently and romantically, push in the thick head of my cock—
THRUST♡♡♡!!
"KYAAAAH♡♡!??"
—and slammed it all the way to the back of her womb.
Fwoosh♡♡
She started spraying sticky vanilla essence like a fountain, on a completely different level from anything before.
"Aheh... aheeeeeh...♡"
The way she stuck her tongue out of her mouth like a crazy bitch was so fucking hot. I crushed her lower belly — which was bulging in the shape of my cock — with my hips, and started the piston-thrusting I'd been holding back, and holding back, from the tutorial all the way until now.
Slap♡ slap♡ slap♡
Maybe because her ass was so generously padded, every time I rolled my hips the sound of flesh slapping flesh rang out loud and messy.
"Augh♡ Too roughhh♡"
Schlick♡ schlick♡ schlick♡
The sound of her cervical mouth melting all the way down to kiss the tip of my cockhead blended with her moans like a bass guitar, creating a perfect harmony.
"...Nnh♡"
Did watching her sow of a colleague get her off? Or did her pussy just suddenly go into heat? I couldn't say for sure which, but from the chocolate cow sitting next to us — watching the whole thing with a sour look — a faint moan started leaking out.
Schlurp♡♡ schlurp♡♡
"Ahuuh♡ So good♡ Too goood♡"
Staring fixedly at my massive cock sliding in and out of the vanilla girl's sticky pussy, making a filthy racket — one finger, no, two, and even two wasn't enough, so she shoved in three, and started working her pussy in time with the rhythm of flesh slapping flesh. Chocolate-girl.
"Nngh...♡ Once this is over... I'll, I'll use you once... and then... I'm definitely gonna kill you♡ You fucking bastard...♡"
That was the moment the harmony of vanilla and chocolate hit the tip of my nose.