Chapter 11
Translator: True Detective
Chapter 11: Laundry? Massage?
"Hmm." "Boss, what's wrong? Your expression has darkened..."
Elena and Pandora looked at me with worried faces.
How should I explain this?
I looked at the hologram image visible to my eyes.
The sight the system window showed was literally a massage.
It was an act closer to a massage than laundry.
So, I have to persuade her that we must do this.
'I have to do it.'
There was no other way. If it's the system's recommended method, the direction wouldn't be wrong either.
Pandora was desperate. So even for her sake, if I'm going to do it, I needed to do it surely.
I looked at her.
"Let's go to the 2nd floor."
It was a place to change clothes, and a lobby. And if it's there, there was also a bed good for giving a massage.
"Because the laundry method is special."
Smack!
"Keugh!"
Elena's palm of punishment smacked my back.
"T-that's s-sexual harassment! God w-w-will not forgive you!" "This is the only way. Do I look like someone who would lie about something like this?" "T-that's true, but..."
With her face turned bright red, she glared at me with axe-eyes.
"And the opponent is a golem. Why are you so embarrassed?" "T-that's because she looks l-like a person. You look exactly alike..."
It was Pandora herself who stopped Elena's excitement.
"Even so..."
When Pandora showed a firm attitude, it was Elena making a fuss who looked strange instead.
"Understood. If the customer wants it."
But it's strange. If you can grant the customer's request, money comes out, so why are you telling me not to do it?
"Weren't you the one who needed money?" "Because God did not permit earning money in this way."
That is true, but.
"Is it okay to earn money through scams?" "When did I ever say I scammed. It's just a difference in interpretation. And those who seek God's teachings paid offerings voluntarily."
Let's say that's the case.
I went up to the 2nd floor with Pandora. To her, who had put her clothes back on and followed me, I showed the small bed in the employee breakroom next to the lobby on the 2nd floor. It was a bed for employees to rest—actually, mostly Elena uses it.
"Take everything off and lie down on the bed."
The bare back of Pandora, who lay down in her spot having taken off her clothes wearing only panties, was not vastly different from a human's. Except that the waist part of her body sparkled like crystal, showing all the internal devices.
I covered that with a towel.
While she was preparing, I repeatedly rewound the system's images and familiarized my eyes with how I should massage, no, do the laundry.
[Cleaner does not simply mean only laundry.] [Washing equipment is also within the category of a Cleaner.]
The system continuously popped up messages telling me not to worry.
I got it. I know well too, so you can stop emphasizing it.
I looked at Pandora's body lying face down. When the abdomen sparkling with crystal was covered with a towel, she was not vastly different from a human.
White buttocks rising perkily ignoring gravity, thighs coming down following them, down to calves drawing a smooth curve.
It was a sight that captivated a man's eyes to the point where I lost my mind for a moment.
Feeling Elena's gaze, I cleared my throat pointlessly and corrected my posture.
"Ahem, then I will begin the massage."
Swallowing dry saliva, I placed my hand on Pandora's smooth crystal backplate. The touch of cold inorganic matter.
The unique hardness of a golem was felt. A sense of incongruity where she didn't feel like a human.
I slowly stroked her backplate with my hand.
[Communion with Pandora is lacking.] [The effect of the massage clinic is significantly reduced.]
It's fine. If there is even a little effect, Pandora will naturally open her heart.
A massage that pierces through internal sludge and blockages through external vibration. Like massaging lymph nodes to drain waste.
Swish.
I kneaded Pandora's back with my palms as if massaging.
I focused mana on my fingertips.
[Creates micro-vibrations in the hands.] [Gently massages the opponent's entire body.] [Focuses attacks on the lymph nodes, helping to discharge internal sludge.]
I generated micro-vibrations at my fingertips just as the system explained.
Vwoom- vwooong-.
I focused on my fingertips. Under the transparent skin, mana dregs that were tightly blocked and unable to flow were felt. The task of melting those hard-solidified lumps with my body heat and vibration.
As my thumb firmly pressed a knotted spot along the spine line, a suppressed moan burst out from Pandora's mouth.
"It's okay. Please endure it just a little."
Applying force, I pushed up the blocked mana tube.
Then an amazing thing happened. The tightly solidified sludge melted from the vibration and warmth, and began to seep out through the microscopic pores of the crystal skin.
Trickle.
Mana oil that had formed on her skin, and something thicker than that, began to seep out through the skin.
Her transparent body began to glisten with the melted sludge.
Like sweat shed after intense exercise. Or like the love juices left after lovemaking.
A sticky liquid flowed down her erector spinae and thigh lines.
As I strongly stimulated the lymph nodes inside the armpits, no, the mana lymphs, her waist bent like a bow.
Whirrr.
The internal gears began to spin madly. A stimulation where she couldn't tell if it was pleasure or pain. The murky liquid spouting from her body slipperyly soaked my hands and her body.
And.
Pandora's skin touching my fingers began to gradually soften. The skin that was definitely as hard as crystal, as hard as a rock at first, was as soft as if touching a human's skin.
An exquisite touch to the point where if even the temperature felt on the hand was warm, one would mistake it for a real human.
I unconsciously swallowed saliva at the sensation as if I was touching a real person's bare skin.
My hands slowly came down from her back and began to knead her thighs.
Every time my touch reached her, Pandora's body twitched and trembled.
The sight of her wriggling every time my hand touched her left a strange sense of immorality.
When I was unconsciously focusing on that erotic touch.
"...Boss."
Elena, watching from behind, called me.
"What." "This, it's wholesome, right?" "Yeah. I'm cleaning her. It's the task of draining waste built up in her body." "No matter how I look at it, it's a scene of raiding a decadent establishment. Look at Sister Golem's unfocused eyes over there."
Elena crossed herself and covered her eyes, but the gaps between her fingers were wide open.
"Oh, Lord. Please give me the power to punish that lewd Boss." "Be quiet. Because my concentration breaks."
Focusing on the sensation in my hands, I could tell just how much contaminants had built up in Pandora's body.
[Because communion is low, the effect is insufficient.]
It says the effect is small because communion is low, but a considerable amount of sludge and waste was spouting from her body.
Pandora, gripping the bedsheet, curled her toes and spoke desperately.
A situation where she couldn't even output her voice properly. Did her processing unit break down perhaps? Her body and voice creaked as if broken somewhere.
"It's almost finished."
Now only the final stage is left.
With my hands that had melted away all the contaminants from the ends of her body to the bottom, I gripped her buttocks where the contaminants had finally gathered, as if massaging.
And at that moment.
Pandora, who had urgently tried to stop me with an anxious voice, let out a long scream.
At the same time, black oil poured out from her entire body as if a dam had burst.
At the end of a brief convulsion.
Pandora panted, sprawled on the bed as if her entire body had lost its strength. Her entire body, wet with contaminants, glistened under the lighting.
"Phew, it's all done."
A beautiful golem gasping for rough breath. And me wiping my sweat above her.
It was a picture perfectly prone to misunderstanding no matter who looked.
But don't misunderstand. This was a professional massage to clean Pandora's contaminants.
"...Boss, you will be caught by the Heresy Inquisitor before long."
Elena glared at me with axe-eyes. Why are you so angry?
I held a towel and wiped her body.
As I wiped away the oil, her body remained clean and fluffy without a single contaminant.
The skin feeling soft remained the same. Is it the effect of the massage?
[Because communion is low, 100% effect could not be manifested.] [Contamination Level 88.7% -> 75.8%] [Communion with Magic Doll - Pandora has increased.] [Understanding of Magic Doll - Pandora increases.] [Grasps the weaknesses of Magic Doll - Pandora.] [If you attack the corresponding parts, the Contamination Level will drop significantly.] [The circulation of the mana circuit has partially resumed.]
It was a considerable effect for having said communion was low.
Because her Contamination Level dropped by more than 10%.
If she receives the massage a few more times, she will definitely be fully cured.
By the way.
'Why do I know her weaknesses when communion goes up?'
I checked the parts the system indicated as weaknesses.
Thighs, buttocks, and the spine part of her lower back.
It says these are weaknesses. Somehow.
'Don't they seem like erogenous zones?'
It's not that weakness, right? Probably not.
There's no way a golem would have such weaknesses.
I shook my head to shake off the distracting thoughts and looked at Pandora.
Panting, she covered her body with the towel that had covered her body, perhaps having calmed down a little.
Pandora clenched and unclenched her hand with hazy eyes.
She carefully stroked her thigh and continued speaking.
She swept back her hair that was tangled, wet with sweat, no, oil, and looked up at me. The mechanical coldness had disappeared, and a strange sense of satisfaction was lingering on her flushed face.
[Magic Doll - Pandora respects you.] [Communion increases.] [Information: The corresponding doll feels a strong attraction to beings stronger than herself.]
I don't think this is necessary information.
"Now, then, let's settle the account."
I hurriedly changed the subject.
Hearing those words, Pandora tilted her head as if she couldn't believe it.
She was speechless for a moment.
Originally, Elena should cut in at times like this.
'Boss! You didn't include the price of the special service I gave!'
She should raise it to 5 million won while saying that.
"..."
Elena was also speechless. Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you not going to work?
Instead of words, she was glaring at me with a complicated gaze.
'Why aren't you cutting in?'
I mouthed the words and asked her, but Elena turned her head.
Handle it yourself, Boss.
It seemed to say.
Hey, what do I do if an employee drops her work?
"It's because it's not a treatment method that can fully cure it with one time."
At those words, Pandora stared at me fixedly.
Pandora, who kept silent for a moment, asked sequentially.
She bowed her head.
If I can connect a tie with the Magic Tower with this, it's a profitable business.