Conspiracy (Not About Vaginas)
Baeksoyoung stayed in her seat for a while after Muharin left.
"Haa..."
The inner resolve she'd mustered at the start had been intoxicating. The words she'd slurred out while drunk were enough, but she had no intention of backing down now.
But then...
'I'm sorry, but it looks like it'll be hard.'
She hadn't expected to hear something like that.
"...Was I really that unappealing?"
She barely remembered the former vice-head of Hyunmu Hall. A formality-only wedding, each of them sharpening their own swords, a consummation that had never actually happened because they'd only ever extracted each other's seed to create Seol-hwi. And shortly after, the vice-head had passed away, leaving her in a state of disbelief—Did someone like that even exist?
"It's self-inflicted karma. To become vice-head with such ambiguous talent that you couldn't even open the Sixth Mansion—truly a blessed fool."
In the first place, the generational shift had been forced upon her when she opened the Seventh Mansion, ousting her predecessor. Since most others couldn't even open the Fourth Mansion, nobody had stood a chance against her overwhelming martial genius. But now, unease was taking root in the back of her mind.
Maybe he has no intention of coming to me at all. Maybe he's only been training for that reason.
He said he was honing his sword and cultivating his mind, yet he couldn't even discipline himself. Wasn't that the truth?
"...I envy Muharin."
To Baeksoyoung's own eyes, that woman was undeniably charming. Her face was a given, and no matter how much she covered up her body, she couldn't stop the overflowing aura of sex appeal from spilling over. And her personality? How could one even describe it? Even to someone like Baeksoyoung who had only ever known grueling training, Muharin became warm and gentle in an instant. And when she introduced Hwanhyeon as her "beloved," she turned into the image of a devoted wife.
Was there an insurmountable gap between her and Muharin that she could never overcome?
"Tch... It's all pointless."
She shook her head vigorously, trying to clear it. No matter how much she thought about it, the gloom only deepened, so she decided to stop thinking.
"Silence the afflictions, silence the afflictions..."
She closed her eyes and observed her own internal state. Even the turbulent emotions gradually settled down, and she began to manipulate her energy within that same calmness, akin to the 'clear mirror and few thoughts' state.
—Sting!
"Ugh... hangover..."
She realized she had no memory of expelling the alcohol. Her mind had been clouded by the male organ she'd secretly observed at Muharin's urging, causing her to completely forget the presence of the liquor she'd been soaking in all night.
—Mmmmm...
She closed her eyes again and circulated her energy within her body.
With her Gold Qi at the Great Completion stage, the hangover would dissipate shortly. Mere alcohol couldn't destroy a Divine Beast like her.
"What is this...?! Why is something like this inside my body!"
As long as it wasn't a different Divine Beast with a cultivation level not much different from hers, there shouldn't be a problem.
"...Yin energy?"
@Go back.
"Haa, haa..."
Cheonghwa's pussy gripped my dick with practiced diligence. When I pulled it out, it closed completely in less than ten seconds, and not a drop of semen leaked out—only clear liquid gathered in droplets.
"...Nobody saw, right?"
"It's just... you might be concerned about other people's gazes, Master."
"Of course I am!"
"So that's why you ordered me to lower my underwear during class and grope my pussy?"
"Um... hmm..."
I had no defense. Thinking about it, my own sense of propriety was total garbage.
"You're only realizing this now? If we hadn't harbored feelings for you, Master would have been kicked out immediately."
"You're only like that because you're an exhibitionist!"
Therefore, it wasn't my fault.
...Anyway, it wasn't.
"..."
"So, do you dislike it? Do you hate your perverted, sex-crazed Master?"
"No. That's exactly why I like it."
"Then we're good."
"Haa... They say we're of the same species, but..."
Cheonghwa let out a soft 'Pfft' and smiled lightly.
"Shall we do it once more like this? Because we are a perverted Master and lewd servants."
Cheonghwa lifted her skirt again. It seemed the fact that semen had seeped out was bothering her, because her pussy was clenched so tightly it was unbelievable that she'd just been used.
"No. We should head back now."
"...Yes?"
It was a shame, but I didn't want to do any more. I needed to check on Seol-hwi's condition, and I also needed to find Muharin to ask for advice regarding the White Tiger Sect head.
"Ah, but I'm not ready yet..."
"Why not?"
"Please don't do that right now. Perhaps a short walk would be better for you?"
"I have some things to talk to Muharin about. Let's do it again later."
"...Understood."
"Has Muharin returned?"
"She hadn't arrived when I left the room."
She hadn't come back yet? Where had she gone?
Matching the pace of Cheonghwa, who seemed hesitant, the walk back took longer than expected.
"Oh, you're here!"
"Yes. I heard you had a drink with the White Tiger Sect head, and your complexion looks better than I expected."
"I drank while processing the alcohol right away."
When we entered Seol-hwi's room, Muharin greeted me. It seemed Cheonghwa had come in after she left.
—Snore, snore...
Seol-hwi was fast asleep with all the tension in her body gone. Next to her, Yu-ryeon and Jinyul were also sleeping soundly.
"They're all such light sleepers."
"Well..."
"Hehe. As expected, your stamina is amazing, Hwanhyeon-nim. Jinyul said it's stamina you'd only see in a manga."
Damn, it's Jinyul again. I need to get hard.
"Muharin, can we talk privately for a moment? I have something to ask."
"Is it about Soyoung?"
"Yes. Since you're close friends with the White Tiger Sect head. Cheonghwa, can you watch the kids?"
"I understand."
Leaving the management of the children to Cheonghwa, Hwanhyeon and Muharin moved to another spot.
—Blah blah blah...
"...Things like that happened."
"So what you're saying is, Soyoung is scheming to sleep with you?"
"Yes. It doesn't look like she's an amateur at it. If it's not impolite, could I hear about the White Tiger Sect head's sex life?"
Muharin's expression stiffened.
To be honest, it was a very impolite question. And revealing the promiscuous sex life of her own friend—
"Soyoung is a virgin."
"...?"
"I don't know why you misunderstood, but Soyoung has never had relations with her husband either."
"She definitely told me that if I had more experience, I'd be able to tell."
I clearly remembered that one thing.
"That was... because I sort of egged her on..."
"Huh?"
"She originally had no interest other than swordsmanship. I asked her what would happen if she slept with you..."
"..."
"Soyoung hates being looked down upon. Maybe she lied because she thought she'd be humiliated if it came out that she was a virgin?"
What? Was Muharin the mastermind?
How is the White Tiger Sect head a virgin?
"It's hard to believe, isn't it? Calling a woman with a child a virgin..."
"I believe you. Why would Muharin lie to me?"
For Muharin, sleeping with me was her first experience too. It's hard to understand, but I have to trust what Muharin said.
"You planned it? Fine. We'll find out if she's a virgin or not by trying it out."
"Hwanhyeon-nim..."
It was a look of slight emotion. She said that because she meant it.
"Then we'll have to spend one more night here. No matter what, I can't just 'eat' the White Tiger Sect head in broad daylight."
"But you did it with Cheonghwa in the garden, didn't you?"
How did she know that?
Did she see everything?
"Pfft, don't make that dumb expression. Since the servants weren't around, it was just luck, but if you do something that open in a place like that, everyone finds out."
"I'm sorry, Ilena..."
I was a pervert just like her.
"Hm? But you didn't see Ilena, did you?"
"Are you talking about the Saintess? I've never seen her..."
She wasn't lying in the room, and I couldn't see her going outside.
—AAAAAAAH!!!
"...?!"
Suddenly, the alarm blared.
It was the same sound as the one I'd heard at Hyunmu Hall.
"Fuck... Seol-hwi and Yu-ryeon are in a bad state...!"
If I'd known this would happen, I wouldn't have done that last night!
"Hwanhyeon-nim, are you going this time?"
"Yes. Even if we go to the Demon Realm after making Soyoung-san ours, I want to see it at least once."
"Then hold on to me. I'll take you to the Demon Realm quickly."
"Yes!"
—Flash!
The moment my permission ended, Muharin lifted me up.
"Um... Muharin? It's a bit embarrassing to cling to you like a princess..."
"Then shall I hold you like a prince?"
"...Do as you wish."
I clung to her obediently, and we stepped outside.
Launching from the ground like a spring, we accelerated instantly and headed west.
"Swoosh, haa..."
A sweet smell emanated from Muharin's embrace.
I'll have to bite and suck it vigorously later.
***
—Thud!
Thanks to being held by Muharin, I arrived comfortably. Just like at Hyunmu Hall, there was a wide plain with a dimensional rift spreading its roots in the middle.
"...Ilena?"
And standing in the middle of it was Ilena.
"Oh, you came fast. But I caught everything before you arrived, Western Lord."
"Why are you here?"
"I felt a strange sensation coming from this side, so I came over. The rift burst open with a 'Boom!' and monsters came pouring out, so I just beat them up."
As proof of her words, the corpses of hundreds of monsters lay at Ilena's feet.
They all had a hole punched clean through the center of their torso, as if pierced by a single hot object.
"Did you take them out with a laser?"
"Yes. I showed you a few times before, didn't I?"
"...Yeah."
I remembered clearly that it was Ilena's signature skill.
"Thank you. For doing the work I had to do for me."
Baeksoyoung stood nearby, arms crossed, watching.
"Tsk, what are you talking about. I just happened to solve it by accident."
"I shall grant you an appropriate reward. But let's postpone that for now..."
—Buzz...
Before she could finish speaking, Soyoung drew her sword.
"Muharin, don't you have something to say to me?"
The tip of the sword pointed at Muharin.