Chapter 31
Chapter 31
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: Bone Cracking Sounds
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I felt puzzled by Luna.
"A massage?"
"Yeah, your body aches all over, doesn't it? I'll give you a massage."
I felt uneasy as she approached with a lecherous smile, rubbing her hands together mischievously.
"Your expression says I shouldn't let you do this."
"Come on, a massage from me will make your muscles feel so refreshed. Now, turn around and lie down."
-Gulp.
I didn't know what was going on, but something told me I shouldn't just go along with it.
But...
"Ugh!"
Luna flipped my body over in an instant...
And started massaging my shoulders.
"Aaaagh!"
Damn it! That hurts too much!
Hearing my scream, Luna spoke in a voice full of laughter.
"Just bear with it a little, even if it hurts."
"H-Help! Somebody help!"
This wasn't a joke—the massage hurt like hell.
"Aaaagh! Save me! Please, save me! Sob!"
Every spot she pressed made my muscles scream in agony.
"Come on, you're being such a baby. It only hurts at first. Later, you'll be begging for more."
I yelled at Luna's relaxed words.
"What are you talking about?! You pervert! Aaaagh!"
Was it because I called her a pervert?
"What? Pervert bitch? This?!"
-Squeeze!
"Aaaagh!"
As I let out a big scream, her laughter rang out.
"Heh! Hehehe! What's that?"
She released my shoulder and started laughing.
"Hehe... Aiden. I won't hurt you that much anymore. Just stay quiet. People might come if you keep this up."
Her voice, laced with amusement, brushed against my ear.
"I'll try not to hurt you as much now, so just bear with it a little longer? It's for your own good."
Luna whispered into my ear.
True to her word, it was bearable now, unlike before.
"Still... ugh! It hurts a bit."
"Such a baby."
Luna kneaded my shoulders with care.
Maybe because she was massaging me, but my shoulders started to feel refreshingly cool.
Then Luna's hands moved to my back.
"You haven't swung a wooden sword for long... but it's knotted up like this. Aiden, you really don't exercise much, do you?"
The right mix of pain and relief felt good.
"Ugh... right there."
"You like it here? Aiden?"
Luna whispered into my ear.
A strange feeling washed over me.
"Yeah... right there."
The perfect pressure and her sticky, sultry voice created an odd sensation.
Was it just my imagination?
"How about here?"
As she applied light pressure near my spine, a moan escaped me involuntarily.
"Ngh!"
Th-This... is insane?
The knotted muscles forcibly loosening sent waves of relaxation through me.
A strange feeling... different from acupressure?
As my body trembled from the indescribable sensation.
She rubbed my back muscles with her thumbs.
"This spot, huh? Feels good here, right?"
"Yesss..."
Languid relaxation and loosening tension.
And in the sticky atmosphere Luna exuded, my body and mind grew drowsy.
So refreshing... Is this why people get massages?
"Hah!"
As her hands slid from my back to my waist...
My body shuddered.
"Tsk tsk, your hips are a mess too? You really need to exercise more. Keep this up, and you'll end up with back pain later."
I couldn't say a word as Luna massaged my hips and waist.
It was too novel a stimulation to call painful.
My body stiffened from the tingling rising from my waist...
"Hngh..."
Only a small whimper leaked out.
"Heh..."
After the waist massage...
"That's embarrassing though?"
Luna pressed on my butt.
"What are you talking about? From the waist to the thighs is so important."
Luna folded my left leg against my right thigh and jabbed her elbow into my butt.
"Euuung!"
In that awkward position, all I could do was moan, which was humiliating.
Wh-What is this? The sensation is crazy.
Luna stimulated muscles I never knew were knotted.
I buried my face in the pillow to hide my shame and muffle the sounds, but...
She mercilessly pressed hard on my muscles, hitting my weak spots.
-Mmph!
"Pfft! What? Embarrassed because of your moans?"
I couldn't respond to her teasing.
No... but isn't this too refreshing?
How does she know exactly how to hit the sore spots?
I wondered if she was a professional masseuse instead of a grand duchess, but that didn't seem right.
"Hehe, you're cute. Making those sounds... Now, turn onto your side."
Cute... How humiliating.
As I lay on my side, feeling the heat in my face, Luna placed one arm around my neck and the other on my leg.
"Stay still."
Before I could react, she moved faster.
-Crack!
I was startled by the incredibly loud bone-cracking sound from my body as she pressed on my neck and leg with force—hard to believe it came from me.
"Agh!"
Luna smiled at my reaction.
"Hehe, surprised? But it feels good, right?"
"Yeah, but..."
Can a human body really make sounds like that?
"Come on, now lie on the other side."
Luna said with a bright smile, and for a moment, my mind blanked.
Isn't she too pretty?
Her short hair and cool eyes.
Her smile was worthy of the term "goddess's smile."
Not liking that I'd paused, Luna urged me on.
"Come on, lie on the other side."
At her prodding, I rolled over...
-Crack!
So... refreshing!
"Hehe! What's with that face?"
Luna laughed, looking at my face.
"Just surprised... But seriously, why are you so good at massages?"
I was 100% sure she was the grand duchess, but after this insanely refreshing massage, I suspected she might be a masseuse.
"Because I got a lot of them before reaching swordmaster. I even had my own dedicated massage maid."
I thought to myself as I watched Luna's subtle smile.
Yeah, makes sense for a grand duchess.
"Feel good?"
"Yes, incredibly refreshing."
"Good. Then shall we do the front now? Lie straight on the bed."
As I lay flat on the bed per her instructions, she straddled my stomach.
And...
-Knead knead.
Luna massaged my shoulders.
Facing her made me a bit shy.
"How's it? Not hurting anymore?"
True to her words, it didn't hurt at all now.
"Yeah, it's really fine now. Thanks."
"Hehe, glad it's working."
I thought as I watched her beam at me.
Come to think of it, was she always this cheerful?
In the novel, and even when we met in real life, she always seemed cold.
Didn't she mention execution twice with a stern face?
I felt a bit puzzled.
"Alright, now..."
Luna pressed her thumbs into my chest with a playful expression...
"Aaaagh! Wait! It hurts! Hurts!"
It hurt so bad tears came to my eyes.
Luna giggled as if my pain amused her, pressing mercilessly.
"Hehe... Yeah, this area's really knotted!"
-Squeeze squeeze!
"Aaaagh!"
"Bear with it! This spot's so tight I can't go easy."
"Ugyaaagh!"
-Squeeze squeeze!
As I screamed at the feeling of my muscles tearing, she held back laughter and said.
"Can't a man handle this much?"
It hurt so much tears welled up; I rubbed my eyes and grumbled back curtly.
"I thought I was gonna die! Is it over now?"
"No? We still have your stomach."
"Then... hurry up and finish."
The recent pain still made me shudder, but she wouldn't stop now anyway.
"Okay."
She sat straddling my important area while claiming to massage my stomach.
Her fingers gently pressed my abs.
"How's this?"
"Not bad."
It actually felt good, not painful and refreshing.
Luna clicked her tongue at my words.
"Tch, too bad."
What? She likes it when I hurt?
I suspected the massage was just to tease me.
Especially since she was subtly rubbing her butt against it.
It was ambiguous whether it was intentional or not.
"Still refreshing though?"
"Yeah..."
It was refreshing.
But Luna rubbed her soft butt against my squishy spot with an innocent face.
Is this on purpose?
But every time suspicion arose, she pulled away.
After repeating this several times, I got hard involuntarily, and Luna slowly lowered her body.
And...
"Heh? It's standing up?"
Her hand slipped inside my panties.
My dick was captivated by her soft, beautiful touch.
Luna’s red eyes gleamed seductively.
"Let's... do it twice today? Including what we missed yesterday."
I thought to myself, There it is.
Well... she did give me a massage, so no reason to refuse.
Plus, we had the condoms Jin bought.
"Sure. Then move your hand so I can get the condom."
But she shook her head coquettishly and stroked my dick up and down.
"I can't wait."
"I'll be right back. Just a sec."
I gently pushed her hand away.
Getting pregnant would mess up her life too, right? Sure, it's an issue for her, but for me, it's life or death.
So contraception needed to be reliable for peace of mind.
"Tch..."
She made a tch sound.
I pulled out the lambskin condom Jin had bought.
"That's the condom? Let me see."
As Luna reached out, I placed it in her hand.
"Hmm? Interesting. What’s it made of?"
"Lamb intestines, I think?"
Luna's eyes widened at my words.
"Huh? What?"
"Lamb intestines."
She soon dropped the condom on the bed.
"Eww... gross... Intestines? Isn't that where poop comes from?"
"Yeah."
I felt a bit grossed out too, but better than pregnancy.
But Luna, unable to stand it, looked disgusted and flung the condom off the bed.
"You want to put that in me? No way."
"But we can't risk pregnancy."
I tried to persuade her, but...
"Even so, that's too dirty. How about... pulling out instead?"
At her absurd suggestion, I stared at Luna steadily.
"When I try to pull out, don't you go crazy and say stuff like that?"
I'd considered pulling out too.
But whenever I tried to pull out of her, she sensed it like a ghost and grabbed my wrist to pin me down, didn't she?
Whether she read my eyes or felt awkward, her face flushed.
"Then... let's try it once today, and if it doesn't work, we think again? Okay? Aiden?"
Luna spoke with a hint of coquetry.
Her looks were too unfair.
"Sure."
I said as I drew close to her.