Testing Equipment on the Ladies
Ever since that day, I’d been fucking Sherri every chance I got. It was a natural outcome, really; she had absolutely no aversion to sex, and in fact, she had a constitution where her inspiration would overflow whenever she reached a climax through it. After savoring her voluptuous breasts and that perfectly tight pussy to my heart’s content, a piece of adult merchandise created based on that experience was finally presented before me.
“Finished.”
“Oh, this is more sophisticated than I expected?”
What she had crafted was a dildo modeled after my own member. Not only were the size and thickness perfect, but the grip was also a flawless recreation of my own, making it the perfect tool to experience my cock.
But more than the exterior, what caught my eye were the Engravings etched all over the device.
“You even carved engravings into this.”
“Good for multi-purpose use.”
“For instance?”
Vibration and Rotation Mode
As I activated the function, the dildo began to vibrate on its own. When I adjusted it further, it started spinning in circles, achieving techniques that would be impossible with ordinary sex.
“Vibration, rotation functions included. Durability also corrected via engravings. Through Shape-Shifting Engravings, it is possible to freely manipulate the form according to the user’s intent.”
“Whoa... That’s great. I think I can use this in all sorts of ways.”
Given that it’s packed with multi-functions, couldn’t you say it’s a superior version of my own cock? I was thrilled to get my hands on such equipment, but at the same time, I felt a bit burdened receiving something this valuable for free.
“But are you really sure about this? This looks like it costs a fortune, and to just take it for free...”
“It’s fine. I gained something, too.”
As she said that, she picked up an identical dildo. Seeing her gaze at it with such affection, even with those dull eyes of hers, it looked like she was dying to use it right away.
Did she make one for personal use, too? I suppose it’s a relief that she has a way to comfort herself while I’m away.
“Alright then, I’ll gratefully accept this... How about the equipment I requested first? Is it mostly done?”
“Halfway there. Try it on?”
“Ah, right. I’ll give it a go.”
I immediately began to don the gear she handed me, piece by piece. From the upper body armor to the greaves on my legs, and even the helmet... Everything was tailored to my body, so it felt as comfortable as wearing everyday clothes, yet I could feel a surge of power, likely due to the effects of the engravings.
“Whoa, this is quite...”
Right, come to think of it, I hadn’t been in my prime state since I’d been fighting in the nude. If this is truly an RPG-like world, then stat increases are only half the battle; the rest is all about the gear. In that sense, I had just acquired a level of combat power incomparable to anything I’d had before.
Hah, I’m itching for a fight. I’m so curious to see how much this gear has boosted my strength.
“Hey, Sherri. If it’s alright with you, could I take this gear out for a quest today? I want to test how well it suits me.”
“Hmm... Field data is essential for the finished product. Agreed.”
“Hehe, so you’re giving me the green light? Thanks.”
Great, now I can use this gear in real combat. It wasn’t a finished product yet, but since all the essentials were there, there was nothing to hold me back. I turned my back, fully armored, and gave Sherri a parting greeting.
“I’ll be back, so why don’t you use that dildo modeled after my cock to comfort your pussy? It’s best to keep it loosened up for when I return.”
In my previous world, that would’ve been a sexual harassment lawsuit waiting to happen. Yet, she seemed so head-over-heels for me that she just blushed shyly and gave me a quiet farewell.
“...Have, a safe trip.”
“Have a safe trip,” she says—she sounds like a wife. Well, she’s a girl I’d certainly like to make into one if I could.
After leaving Sherri’s workshop, the first place I headed to was the Adventurer’s Guild. I was looking for a bandit subjugation mission that would be good for some quick cash, and this time, I intended to target someone with a significantly high rank. Specifically, the executives of the bandit group I’d faced before—the B-rank wanted criminals.
Due to the nature of the guild, if the quest rank is higher than my own, the reliability drops and I wouldn’t get the full credit points, but I could still collect the full bounty. For someone needing quick cash, it was the optimal choice.
For that reason, I searched for the hideout of the bandit group where the B-rank criminals were likely to be, and soon, I came face-to-face with the bandits guarding a fortress built in the middle of the forest.
“Haha, a stupid adventurer walked right into our territory on his own feet!”
“Whoa~ that guy’s gear looks super expensive!? The payout will be sweet once we strip him!”
“But doesn’t he look kinda strong?”
“Keh-keh, if he were really strong, he’d show off his strength by wearing less. The fact that he’s armored from head to toe just means he’s too weak and relies on his gear, right?”
Hmm, so they think that less exposure means more reliance on gear. I suppose it’s a setting designed to justify the female characters’ skimpy outfits in this male-oriented game world, but it’s a bit disappointing since it’s so different from the world I lived in. Personally, I wanted them to at least gasp in awe at the gear I’d put together.
“Whoever catches him first gets the loot!”
“Keh-heh-heh, I’m gonna beat him to a pulp and get praised by Lady Kisara!”
Regardless, they were looking down on me, brandishing their weapons and charging in recklessly. I pondered for a moment how to respond, then decided to just take their attacks head-on and hold my ground. I needed to test the durability of the gear, after all.
“Hand over your gear right now!”
The bandit charging at me began to swing his blade. I took it squarely on my head; a loud CLANG! echoed out, and the blade went flying in an arc before hitting the ground.
“...Eh?”
Whoa, so it’s enough to just deflect most weapons? Then, how about the offensive side?
“Get your guard up! I’m hitting you with a heavy one!”
“What!? Wait...”
-500 HP
The bandit’s face was struck by my fist. His body went flying, smashing through the wall of their fortress, and the bandits watching the situation began to look on in sheer horror.
“Wh-what is that?”
“That much power with just a bare fist? Damn it, how much money did he pour into that gear...!?”
Whoa, my fist is swinging quite flexibly. It doesn’t just boost my stats; it feels like it amplifies my destructive power in proportion to the force I exert. Knowing that the stronger I am, the more the power explodes, my pride—which had been a little anxious—began to boil over.
In short, this gear achieves perfect offense and defense even at my current level. Keh-keh, yeah. This is the feeling of running around an isekai world with cheats.
“Damn it! I don’t know what he is, but everyone attack!”
Despite seeing that destructive power, they still had their pride, and the bandits came rushing in with weapons. I didn’t dodge their attacks, taking them with my body, and swung my fists at their openings, sending them flying one by one.
“Gaaah! What is this monster!?”
“Uwaaaah! Help meeee!”
Dozens of bandits were beaten to a pulp and left sprawling. As I continued my rampage, I came face-to-face with a bandit sitting on the ground, trembling in fear.
Unlike the plain-faced male bandits I’d taken down earlier, this one was a woman with a very pretty face and body.
“H-hiiiik. Please, spare me...”
Right, it’s a world where even the extras are beauties if they’re female. And that means she’s the perfect existence to relieve my sexual urges right here.
Click, slide!
As soon as I realized that, the crotch of my armor opened naturally, and my cock sprang out. Terror filled her face as she saw it.
“Hoo, damn bitch. Come here, I’ll make you pay dearly for making my cock angry!”
“Hiiik! What is that!? D-don’t come closer! Help meeee!”
Is the structure such that my armor opens and my cock springs out whenever I feel sexual desire? Whatever, if she’s perfect for defiling, I’ll just defile the bandit in front of me.
“Ngh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh~♥ St-stop...♥ Don’t stab the inside...♥”
“Take that! Take that! Get pregnant, you bitch! I’ll punish you illegal sluts who pick people’s pockets with my law-abiding cock!”
“Ugh-hiiiiiiik~~~♥♥”
About five minutes after I’d broken the female bandit’s cherry and filled her inside with cum. Unable to handle my massive member, she began to moan, her pussy—which had been a virgin’s just five minutes ago—now loose and twitching, begging for a lewd climax in front of everyone.
“Eh, ugh, heh...♥ St-stop, st-stabbing, don’t...♥”
“Damn, that crazy guy. He used the weapon sprouting from his lower half to mercilessly stab her genitals.”
“What kind of torture is that...”
“Ugh, I’m starting to get scared thinking he might do that to my ass, too.”
Rest assured, you cocksuckers. I’m strictly heterosexual, so I have no interest in exploring your dirty assholes. Still, I couldn’t spend all my time just defiling one extra bandit when I came here to rob the whole group.
“Hah, I came to see what the commotion was, but what a mess this is.”
Just as I was about to advance, two bandits, presumably their leaders, appeared before me. One was a sexy-looking woman with purple hair. The other was a woman with a relatively short stature, a scrawny build, and a nasty look on her face.
“Oh my? I wondered what was going on, and it’s just dozens of you getting wiped out by one person? This is why you losers are useless~ If we weren’t here, you couldn’t even catch a single intruder properly~♡”
“Don’t let your guard down, Remil. Looking at the mess around here, our opponent doesn’t seem like a pushover.”
“But it’s just one guy? Besides, if he were B-rank or higher, he’d have made a name for himself, but I’ve never seen that armor~ Isn’t it pathetic that our subordinates got wiped out by such an unknown loser?”
“...Hah, never mind.”
The tall one looks haughty, but the short one is a total bitch just by the way she talks. Regardless, I’d seen both their faces on the wanted posters before coming here.
“Kisara and Remil of the Crimson Blade Bandits, right?”
“Right. Knowing our names means you came here targeting us from the start, doesn’t it?”
“Pfft, trying to take on both of us, B-rank wanted criminals, all by yourself? Even for a rookie confident in his skills, isn’t your mindset a bit too pathetic?”
Hah, I don’t know about anything else, but that shrimp definitely needs a lesson.
“Enough, I won’t say much. Surrender quietly and both of you spread your pussies in front of me. Then I won’t do anything too rough.”
“Ugh, what a vulgar and dirty provocation. His mindset isn’t just pathetic, it’s completely trashy.”
“Agreed. It’s quite unpleasant to have such cheap provocations thrown at us by someone like him... I guess he’s just overconfident because he got new gear.”
Snap!
The whip held in the tall woman’s hand lashed the ground, creating a sense of threat. Similarly, the shrimp standing next to her pulled several orb-like objects from her pocket as if preparing for battle.
“Still, I can’t tolerate you stirring up our bandit group any further, so I think it’d be best to kill you here or beat you half to death and take you to the boss.”
“Be happy, loser~ From now on, we’ll thoroughly teach you your level!”
Judging by the way they talk, they don’t seem to think for a second that I could suppress and defile them. But I’ve already got a track record of catching B-rank wanted criminals. Even if that number increased from one to two, catching them shouldn’t be much of a problem...
BOOM! BOOM!!
“...What!?”
The orbs thrown from the shrimp’s hands collided with the ground and exploded all at once. As I hesitated, feeling a sense of crisis, the whip in the tall woman’s hand lashed out toward me, beginning to bind my body. And at that moment, a violent spark erupted with a ZZZT! sound.
“Ugh!”
I felt a pain as if my whole body was burning, and I knelt for a moment. The tall woman let out an exclamation of surprise.
“Whoa, you’re holding up? Usually, people collapse the moment they’re electrocuted... Not only is your gear good, but you’ve got guts, huh?”
“Even so, he’s just a loser in the end~ Hold him tight, I’m going to make this loser a total mess from now on!”
BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM!!!
The shrimp’s bombs fell around me, exploding in succession. As my body reeled, I could see a slight crack forming in my armor, and I began to feel a sense of crisis.
I could endure the damage somehow, but I could feel my muscles paralyzing from the electric shock, leaving me with no choice but to take the shrimp’s bomb attacks unilaterally.
Damn it, a crowd-control skill with defense-ignoring damage over time? This is the worst possible matchup for someone like me who just has high stats.
“Hah, I blew you up this much and your armor still doesn’t look like it’s going to break. How much money did you pour into your gear, you loser...”
“It’s a drag to drag this out, why don’t you just finish him off?”
“I was going to do that without you saying it~”
The shrimp grinned and lifted a new tool. In her hand was a shotgun-like device with two barrels. She fired it once into the air with a ‘BANG!’, and I saw hundreds of shrapnel fragments tearing through everything in their path.
“No matter how sturdy your gear is, if I hit you with this at close range, you’re done for. Heh, how about it, loser? Do you finally feel how arrogant you were?”
Damn it, this is dangerous. If I take that head-on, my body might get pulverized along with the armor. As the shrimp slowly closed the distance, mocking me and building up the tension, my hand, slowly adapting to the electricity, began to move stealthily toward my back.
I prayed there was some way to overcome this situation... Ah, right, I had this.
“Alright, loser~ Are you ready to get a hole in your stomach?”
The shrimp, seemingly finding even that struggle laughable, approached leisurely, preparing to aim the shotgun at me and burst into laughter.
“Don’t hold a grudge! This is all because your head is that of a loser!”
BANG!!
The buckshot fired, rushing toward my body. At that moment, I pulled out the item from my back and deployed it in front of me, manipulating its functions to transform its shape into the widest and thickest form possible.
It was none other than the dildo with the shape-shifting function, which I used to protect my abdomen as much as possible.
“Wh-what!? What is that!”
Right, at that moment, the shield I deployed with the dildo succeeded in guarding against all hundreds of bullets that had rushed toward me. I’d asked her to focus on durability, but to think it would have enough defensive power to block a shotgun blast.
Just what kind of monster did Sherri make?