I Thought It Was an Erotic Game, But It Was All-Ages
My last memory was slamming every cheat imaginable into the open-world RPG I'd been grinding away at. All stats boosted, every class skill available to learn, skills maxing out to the highest grade on acquisition, luck stat cranked to MAX for guaranteed critical hits on every attack, 1000% increased drop rates, and so on...
Even now, in this reality where those Munchkin Cheats had carried over perfectly, I figured it out the moment I crushed a random pebble on the ground with one hand.
"Where the hell am I?"
Was this the classic isekai cliché? If so, then I'd been dropped into the game I'd last been playing... Nah, that didn't fit. The vibe around me was way too dark and foreboding. The forests in that game were supposed to be lush and teeming with life...
Maybe I'd landed in a different game? "Dropped into one is fine and all, but I gotta know where..."
I wandered aimlessly through the woods, frustration building, when a rustling came from the side. Shadows lunged out from the bushes.
"Keeheehee, a lone idiot wandering around out here? Looks like today's my lucky day."
A grown woman burst out, cackling vilely as she drew a knife from her bosom. Trashy as hell. The hood she wore barely hid what was essentially lingerie, giving off total streetwalker vibes from the jump.
"You there, traveler! Hand over everything you've got nice and easy, or I'll chop you to bits and feed you to the dogs."
How was I supposed to take a threat like that, coming from her? I mulled it over and quickly reached one conclusion.
"Did I get isekai'd into an eroge?"
Yeah, no normal person would strut around a forest in that slutty getup without shame. The world itself must be sex-oriented—clothes like that wouldn't faze anyone here.
"Kishishi, too scared to even speak? Whatever, kneel and beg for your life now, cough up all your shit, and maybe I'll let you off! Otherwise...!"
This perverted bitch was being way too damn loud. I slapped her knife out of her hand with my open palm as hard as I could. It snapped with a clang!
"...Huh?"
She stared blankly at the broken blade. I glanced at my palm and let out a low whistle of admiration. I'd swung wildly on pure confidence, but yeah—Munchkin mode was active for real.
"Huh? W-what?! You broke my knife with your bare hand... Gahk!"
Anyone picking a fight deserved what was coming. I kicked the bitch flat on her ass and loomed over her, pondering my next move. She was barely wearing anything—just scraps of cloth clinging to her voluptuous curves. My junior was throbbing hard at the sight.
Yeah, this had to be an eroge. Ravishing a defeated foe was just following the script.
"Eek! S-sorry! I shouldn't have drawn a blade on a noble sir like you...!"
"Shut up. Want to live? Strip."
"Y-yes? Strip...? Oh, you mean hand over everything I own?"
"The hell? I'm gonna fuck you, so take 'em off."
"F-fuck? What's that...? Eek, w-wait! What are you—"
Rip! Rip!
Her clothes shredded away under my rough yanks. I grabbed her tits, and girly moans spilled from her lips.
"Ah, ahn~! W-what are you doing, sir? Why touch a body like mine...?"
Hah, up close, she had a slutty body made for sin. Figured she'd been fucked plenty with curves like that. I spread her legs and reached for her slit, but my fingers hit an insanely tight squeeze instead of easy entry.
The fuck? Thought she was a total whore, but this grip was no joke.
"Eek, eek. S-stop. That's a dirty place, sir...! Don't stick your fingers in where I pee...!"
Squelch, squelch!
"O-oh! My b-body's... Nnghoh!!"
The damn pervert bitch spasmed from a little fingering. Born slut, no doubt—losing her mind from the slightest touch. I kept at it until she hit her limit, eyes rolling back as she climaxed.
"Nnghooooh~~♥♥♥"
She squirted like a fountain, body convulsing. My dick surged even bigger watching her collapse in a heap.
Somehow felt way thicker than my old one... Cheats applying to my body too?
"Whatever. This is gonna be fun."
Turning down a free meal in an eroge? No way. I spread her legs wide, rubbing my cock along her slit to line up the insertion.
She blinked back to hazy awareness, staring at me. "H-huh... S-sir? What... Eeeek!"
She freaked when my tip touched her pussy, trembling in horror.
"S-sir?! Why put your body between my legs...? W-wait, nooo...!"
"Shut your whore mouth. You think a cock-hungry bitch like you has a say?"
She was soaked already—no need to hold back. I shoved my tip in and thrust straight home, snapping her head back.
"Nngoooooooh~~♥♥♥"
Climaxing from the first penetration, the pathetic bitch. Figured it was her horny constitution, but something felt off—her walls weren't just tight; it was like I'd torn through something. Blood trickled from her slit.
That's when it hit me: I'd been wrong about one big thing.
"What the—no way a slut dressed like this was a virgin?"
Practically naked all the time, and still a virgin? Legendary virgin bitch right in front of me. She clutched her face, sobbing.
"Ugh, haaa! W-what have you done, sir?! It h-hurts... So much pain...!"
Sad about losing her cherry? Tough shit—she'd pulled a knife on me. No mercy. I gripped her hips and started pounding like a maniac.
"Heh, heeek! S-stop, stooop...!"
"Quit whining, slut! You're gushing like you love it!"
"Hiee, hieeeeek~~♥♥♥"
She lost it completely, clinging to me tight. I pinned her down flat—pure mating press. Perfect for dumping every drop of lust.
"Nngho, hoooooh~~♥♥"
Her face twisted into an ugly mess, human speech gone. I couldn't hold back the rising urge anymore and prepared to unload deep inside.
"Here it comes—gonna flood your womb with seed, so brace yourself!"
"Ah, nooo, I d-don't know what you're doing, but no moreeee~~♥♥♥"
Last-ditch resistance from the virgin bitch, but it was nothing against my overwhelming power. I buried myself balls-deep and erupted wildly.
Spluuurt, spluuuurt!
"Nnghooo, oooooh~~♥♥♥"
Spluuuurt!!
"O-oh god, oh g-god...♥♥♥"
She stiffened limb-stretched after wave after wave, then slumped like a fucked-out brood sow—utterly pathetic.
Hoo, what a fucking bitch. So damn hot. Peak eroge slut energy. My dick rock-hard again, I shoved it into her slack mouth.
"Clean up the mess you made."
"Guhb, hb, glub~~~♥♥"
I facefucked her relentlessly. She gagged, throat clamping tight—perfect stimulation. Another load soon followed.
Splurt.
"Puaah, hack..."
"Swallow it all, don't spit."
"G-gulp, guk..."
She obeyed, guzzling it down. Her face went full sex-drunk haze. Perfect fit for "horny cumdump slut." Hard to believe she'd been a virgin minutes ago.
But after a few rounds, sanity crept back. Was it cool to go ham assuming it was an eroge? Even in those games, guards arrest you for breaking rules.
"Ugh, snff!"
Time passed in thought. She snapped awake, bursting into aggrieved tears. Looking closer, I'd roughed her up bad.
"S-sir, that's too much! Even if I pulled a knife first, using that brutal thing to tear me up inside... Ugh, blood's still flowing. My legs hurt so bad..."
"You started shit and now you're crying about it? Not weird in this world, right?"
Of course—in an eroge, women were born ready to get fucked anytime.
But she kept sobbing, unable to hold back.
"I d-don't know about this stuff! Shoving a man's thing inside a woman? Never heard of such a bizarre torture..."
"Torture?"
Torture? Rape fit better—why phrase it like that? Sensing something off, I probed.
"Hey, what do you think I just did to you?"
"Huh? Y-you assaulted me, right? Ramming that thing between my legs into my flesh...!"
"...You ever heard of sex?"
"Seh... sex? What's that?"
Fuck me. I'd misunderstood from the ground up. Her words clashed with everything I knew.
"One more: how do babies get made?"
"Babies? Why ask that...?"
"Just answer with what you know."
Dazed, I pressed. She tilted her head, puzzled, and recited this world's "common sense."
"Babies come when lovers hold hands and sleep—God grants them one."
Holy shit. This world didn't even know what sex was.