What is alcohol? It's something that's inevitably born once humanity builds civilization and society flourishes. In a word, booze reveals the history we've accumulated, directly or indirectly. So, when the hell do people drink it? There are all sorts of situations. When you're sad, happy, depressed, or just bored out of your mind. We all scramble for any excuse just to get a drink in us.
That's right. Alcohol is the essence of dopamine humanity created—the great Yangtze River tonic that lifts your spirits. Drinking it pulls out the dopamine lurking inside you.
Proving the point, the beer and dried squid sets sold out. The gallery, filled with nothing but anxiety just moments ago, was starting to buzz with energy. Even more than I'd expected.
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Heheheh... Y-you, you're thinking I'm too drunk...?
Author: Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae
(jpg of a gloomy, eerie beautiful girl blushing and giggling drunkenly)
B-beer is really g-good, I th-think... Heheh... E-every time I dr-drink it, my m-mood gets b-better and the anxiety f-fades away...? S-so the Juttak is r-really cool, I th-think...!
— Anonymous
Whoa, look at that slut...
— Anonymous
What a crazy bitch lol...
— Bangnang Gisa
Holy shit lol
— Anonymous
Just one bite~~
— Mado Gonghak Chweng-o
Fuck, this is sex lol. She's drunk anyway, time to send my selfie lol
— Author
That's disgusting. For real.
— Anonymous
She's drunk so she's super blunt lol
— Anonymous
Mado Gonghak Chweng-o limited bluntness whoa
— Anonymous
Yongseon-i snaps out of drunkenness at the word selfie, upvote lol
— Byeolbit Seongnye
Mental. Illness. Five.
— Anonymous
Overwhelming victory, win streak
— Anonymous
It's canon in the story yeah
— Anonymous
She just overwhelmed him yeah
— Anonymous
But if she swapped that drab gray outfit, she'd be insanely hot. Quick change pls
— Anonymous
That frumpy cotton robe is peak sex appeal, you blind?
— Anonymous
Feels like the text is voice-supported lol
— Anonymous
Fuck I wanna drink too pls
— Anonymous
When was the last time I drank? Can't even remember smh
— Anonymous
Again, only I can't have any!!!
— Anonymous
Just crying cuz I'm a jokgan fuck...
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What the fuck is this?????
Author: Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
(jpg of half-empty beer and one dried squid leg in hand)
The soft foam hitting your mouth first is great, but that signature bitter aftertaste at the end? Fuck, insanely good lol. And the fact that it's cold? Total game-changer yeah. The moment you take the first sip, your head goes numb AF but you keep drinking lol. Why the hell haven't we been chilling it all this time? Juttak is the one we gotta worship—he's a god, god!
And the dried squid <<< This shit's mind-blowing too. Take a big swig of beer, chew one leg—words fail you. Am I even allowed to be this happy? Juttak, fuck, I love you lol. Do whatever you want.
— Anonymous
This asshole's posts are basically templates now lol
— Anonymous
What the fuck is this??? <<< Means it's delicious whenever this guy posts it
— Anonymous
From his reviews, he's like a Michelin Guide judge
— Anonymous
Seeing this makes me crave booze so bad. How good is this shit?
— Swordmaster Tad
Knew it, bought some early~
Been F5ing the market board forever~
— Anonymous
You're the culprit fucker
— Swordmaster Tad
The culprit's you who couldn't buy beer~
Jealous? Become a swordmaster then~
— Anonymous
Is it really that good? Isn't booze all the same?
— Anonymous
I personally hate lukewarm booze, does cold make a difference?
— Author
Drink this shit for real. You'll forget all the crap booze you've had lol
— Anonymous
Gotta give it to 'em to eat it damn
— Anonymous
This week's Juttak overflowed hard, no boredom in Eokgal lol
— Anonymous
Eokgal's idol for sure yeah
— Anonymous
Right? Juttak's the ultimate beauty?? Juttak come here!!
"Not bad at all."
The viral marketing from those who bought beer was a smashing success. The atmosphere, thick with anxiety from the Yudong Goe-i, flipped in an instant. They were even more hyped than when cola dropped. The alcohol clearly boosted their moods big time.
"Good thing, but... aren't some of them way too wasted?"
A good chunk of the posts praised the beer and dried squid. But some were clearly written blackout drunk. Totally different from their usual personalities.
Didn't matter, though. This was all within my expectations. The real issue was the headaches it'd cause.
Everywhere you go, there are booze snobs showing off. Eokgal was no different.
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Booze? This ain't shit~eyoung! lol
Author: Jokgan Hak-salja
Pathetic getting drunk on crap like this~eyoung! Only jokgan and dallpi elves get wasted on junk booze, but a pure elf like me is fine~eyoung! This beer looks meh, gonna chug it all~eyoung lol
— GogiJoA
Ain't shit right? Jokgan booze is all the same anyway?
— Anonymous
So cocky you elf bitches
— Anonymous
Elf cunts always booze flexing lol
— Anonymous
These bitches been flexing their drinking skills forever yeah
— Anonymous
Everyone knows how this ends lol
— Author
(jpg blurry pic of her wasted, can't even stand)
These bastaaards... all goonnna eat shiiit~eyoung kekeke~eyoung gonna pour it all down~eyoung
— Anonymous
Smashed hard lol
— Swordmaster Tad
Wasted off one glass?~
— TomatoJuiceJoA
As expected, elf cunts are famous booze trash
— Byeong-yak Misoo Nyeo Ma-wang Jjang
Totally famous for sucking~dayo
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Oh Juttak...
Author: Cheonma
(jpg of the Heavenly Demon tearing up drunk)
Why won't you reply to me anymore...? All I want is your replies... Just a tiny bit of attention... Without you, I'm bored and my heart aches...
— Anonymous
Loves Juttak's replies, upvote lol
— Anonymous
Who'd think she's an ex-gf
— Anonymous
Usually so stern, why so cute now lol
— Hyeonja
That's... cuz she's a 'nunma'...
— Anonymous
Aah I get it... that's what it was...
— Anonymous
What 'that' you weeb fucks
— Anonymous
You non-believers act like you know smh
Drunk, they're nonstop posting nonsense. Now even DMing me.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
475 messages arrived in Admin Mailbox.
Sent by a total of 3 users.
"What? Just three sending this many? Scared to even check..."
I didn't look closely, but they were just louder than usual. Left 'em for now. It was what I wanted anyway. I'd set booze rules later.
"Hangover hits, they'll delete from shame."
I shoved the messages aside and monitored the gallery vibe quietly. Rocky road, but satisfying results. Planted beer hype in the gallers successfully. Dried squid shone as a side dish too.
But something felt off. Viral marketing shines brightest with endorsement from the undisputed top dog.
So I got one. Like how the balding king/god Juttak's recommended clinic becomes holy ground for Talmo Gallery. I had the self-proclaimed booze nation's dwarf do viral marketing.
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Don't eat this shit lol
Author: Nanjangi Suljujeong
(jpg of dwarf in front of empty beer mug throwing up the middle finger)
Don't eeeeeat this crap lol
— Anonymous
Totally means eat it right?
— Anonymous
Gonna eat it for sure go
— Anonymous
Dwarf middle finger is their highest praise right?
— Hyeonja
Yeah, those unwashed fucks get super picky about booze. Even spat out Emperor Sehwang's gift after one sip and dumped it.
— Anonymous
Balls of steel lol true dwarf temper
— Anonymous
So beer that good from them?
— Anonymous
Don't like booze much but gotta try this
— Anonymous
Where tf is Juttak's world that keeps dropping stuff like this?
— Anonymous
Daily like this? Could stay forever
— Anonymous
Canon in story
— Anonymous
Gotta praise at this point
— Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
Juttak's a god, just worship yeah
Once I started stocking, beer and dried squid flew off shelves. Momentum built fast—points piled up insanely. Total now over 100k.
"Enough for that."
Clicked weapons in shop. Sorted by lowest price—that weapon appeared.
Why are modern humans apex predators? The real reason frail humans keep getting stronger.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Purchasing one Weapon 'Pistol (Glock 17)' and one 'Magazine (17 rounds)'.
Total 94,000 points consumed.
Guns. Straight up.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Admin sending trade item.
Weapon 'Pistol (Glock 17)' and 'Magazine (17 rounds)' arrived.
Usage manual enclosed—please check.
Meanwhile, Dolkin suddenly gets the pistol, mag, and manual.
"...?"
Even a master smith like him baffled by the unfamiliar item? Or just looks like some street boomerang? Stood there dumbfounded. Seemed pissed it was a "weapon" like this boomerang. Or maybe lost his marbles.
Soon he picks up the pistol.
"So... you expect me to fight with this? Fuck, I'm screwed."