The Juttak Bestows 'Zero' Cola
About an hour after restocking the cola, the gallery was buzzing once again.
Cola really feels like a revolution! After trying it, I get why everyone was raving. This intense flavor hasn't faded yet... Juttak really is a god! But there's a problem... Once it's gone, I keep craving more... I licked every last drop, but my eyes keep drifting to the empty bottle... I'm already getting withdrawal symptoms...
No joke, I mashed the button the second it dropped and it was all sold out;; Someone's gotta be running macros on purpose, right? Fuck, otherwise how could I not get any!!!!
Amid countless posts crossing joy and sorrow between those who got cola and those who didn't.
Took a sip and was shocked lol. How the hell do they pull off this impossible flavor?? Not just the taste, but those fizzy pops in your mouth—I can't even guess the formula lol. And while writing this, I finished it already whoa.
But what really shocks me is making a drink this tasty available anytime, anywhere. Yeah, what's Juttak's deal really??
"Hmm. I didn't make it myself..."
I'd unintentionally sparked misunderstandings. Everyone was mistaking me for some archmage, swordmaster, or even a god. The power of cola, the essence of modern humanity, was truly formidable.
As I checked the cola posts one by one, one caught my eye. Cheonma's post, specifically the comment reactions.
(Cheonma awkwardly holding up an empty cola bottle with a thumbs-up.jpg)
Even this lady lost her reason to this black liquid's immense power. It lingers in my mind long after drinking, refusing to leave. My hands tremble and my mind fogs—likely the side effect gallery users mentioned. So, Juttak. When does the next cola drop?
Sudden shift in evaluations of Cheonma. Gallery users who once ignored her were now commenting voluntarily.
"...What the hell is this."
Even her martial arts lecture posts, which always had exactly 1 view, exploded in views.
(Cheonma grabbing bunches of hair with both hands into twin tails, staring at camera.jpg)
Quite embarrassing. Looked it up—this must be twin tails. Forgive the awkwardness; it's my first time. Anyway, I'd like Juttak's opinion. Does this suit this lady?
Aah... The problem was they kept mentioning me for some reason. Every post ended with a nod to me. Looked ready to keep going until I replied. Felt like owning a Maltese or something.
"Gotta drop a comment at this point."
The moment "cola" was mentioned, everyone piled on.
I'd accumulated about 6,000 points so far from cola sales and gallery management.
"This should be enough to stock cola steadily now? Other stuff too."
Of course, I wouldn't flood the market with more than cola right away. Uncontrolled dopamine leads to bad ends. Already saw it with cola. Most non-food items were out of reach with current points anyway.
I lay on the floor, staring blankly at the void. Then grinned.
"Everyone seems a lot brighter now."
Change is good. Like those who were about to quit life over curse-like baldness, went to my recommended hospital, improved, and regained vitality. And now helping others in the gallery. Probably the gallery's true function. Why I love gal-q-ing too.
But then.
"This is..."
You might not know, but succubi and some demons can't have sugar... We can, but it gives splitting headaches after one sip...
But shockingly, the taste is so great it overrides the pain ㅠㅠ
Not just Cheongsun Garyeon—more kept popping up unable to drink cola. Mostly due to the 'sugar' as she said.
"Sugar... Wait, sugar?"
They don't know. Modern humanity's progress is boundless beyond their imagination. When sugar in drinks like cola caused fat gain, humans replaced it entirely. That pinnacle invention, the last conscience for sugar-free dieters everywhere: Zero Cola.
"Same price."
Food item 'Zero Cola Lime Flavor (250ml)' — 100 units listed in market.
Food item 'Cola (250ml)' — 100 units listed in market.
Hello, Juttak here. For those unable to drink due to cola's ingredients, I've sent improved versions you can enjoy. From now on, only 100 colas per day. Thanks.
"Why the hell tears down...?"
Cola sold out instantly again. Zero cola too, naturally. Soon, reviews from zero cola recipients started rolling in.
As I said, succubi can't eat sugary food ㅠㅠ But zero cola is different! Same cola taste without sugar!! Is Juttak-nim really a god?? So here's a selfie ㅎㅎ (Hands barely covering chest.jpg)
Another heart-pounding pic today. I snuck a peek at replies.
"No one's here, right...? Ahem."
Grinned awkwardly to myself and quietly saved the pic.
Received recognition from numerous gallery users as moderator.
Average mental strength greatly increased.
Gallery management skill proficiency increased.
And then.
Flutter—
"...Huh?"
A paper suddenly dropped from the void. It was none other than.
500-Million-Year Button World Juttak 'Survival' Rules