About an hour after restocking the cola, the gallery was buzzing once again.
— Byeong-yak Misoo Nyeo Ma-wang Jjang
Cola Is a Revolution!
Cola really feels like a revolution! After trying it, I get why everyone was raving. This intense flavor hasn't faded yet... Juttak really is a god! But there's a problem... Once it's gone, I keep craving more... I licked every last drop, but my eyes keep drifting to the empty bottle... I'm already getting withdrawal symptoms...
↳ Anonymous
That's normal, fuck. I'm straight-up licking the empty bottle right now...
↳ Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
Haa, don't learn this stuff...
↳ Jokgan Hak-salja
Hehe, humans learning this would be a disaster-e-yeong!
↳ Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae
I-I-I think so too...
— Anonymous
Fuck, how good does it have to be for this shit? Did I miss out again??
↳ Anonymous
Aargh, missed it again!!!!!
↳ Anonymous
lololol you too? Me too lololol
↳ Anonymous
These slow-handed humans suck so bad...
— Anonymous
Fuck, Trying to Get Cola Is Insanely Hard lol
No joke, I mashed the button the second it dropped and it was all sold out;; Someone's gotta be running macros on purpose, right? Fuck, otherwise how could I not get any!!!!
↳ Anonymous
Everyone spamming like crazy? Went in less than a second and sold out, fuck.
↳ Anonymous
Slow-handed humans are pitiful...
↳ Jokgan Hak-salja
Puhaha! Humans aren't just slow-handed-e-yeong!
↳ Mado Gonghak Chweng-o
So I sent it slowly~
↳ Jokgan Hak-salja
You fucker, I said stop sending selfies!
↳ Anonymous
Gags are repetitive, elf-hate is repetitive too lol
↳ Anonymous
Just anti-elf mage engineer whoa
— TomatoJuiceLover
Couldn't get any either, fuck.
↳ Byeolbit Seongnye
I couldn't get any this time either-su-ninyo... So sad-su-ninyo...
Amid countless posts crossing joy and sorrow between those who got cola and those who didn't.
— Mado Gonghak Chweng-o
But Seriously, How Do They Make This Cola Stuff?
Took a sip and was shocked lol. How the hell do they pull off this impossible flavor?? Not just the taste, but those fizzy pops in your mouth—I can't even guess the formula lol. And while writing this, I finished it already whoa.
But what really shocks me is making a drink this tasty available anytime, anywhere. Yeah, what's Juttak's deal really??
↳ Anonymous
Yeah super curious
↳ 9 Sseokeul Dae-mabeopsa
This level? Probably a 10th circle archmage?
↳ Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae
J-J-Juttak-nim is definitely a great being, I th-think...
↳ Swordmaster Tad
Juttak might be a swordmaster, I heard~
— Jokgan Hak-salja
Whatever, as long as it's not human, give up the dream-e-yeong! Juttak's a full-blooded elf like me-e-yeong!
↳ Anonymous
Elf-hater appears again
↳ Author
Hmm... Still haven't come to your senses?
↳ Jokgan Hak-salja
Fuck sorry-e-yeo just stop fuck
↳ Anonymous
Making me lose it now lol
— Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
Just think of it as witnessing a god. Juttak is a god...
↳ Byeolbit Seongnye
Blasphemy-su-ninyo! But somehow I get it-su-ninyo... Cola is like holy water-su-ninyo...
"Hmm. I didn't make it myself..."
I'd unintentionally sparked misunderstandings. Everyone was mistaking me for some archmage, swordmaster, or even a god. The power of cola, the essence of modern humanity, was truly formidable.
As I checked the cola posts one by one, one caught my eye. Cheonma's post, specifically the comment reactions.
— Cheonma
Cola... This Is Truly a Dangerous Substance.
(Cheonma awkwardly holding up an empty cola bottle with a thumbs-up.jpg)
Even this lady lost her reason to this black liquid's immense power. It lingers in my mind long after drinking, refusing to leave. My hands tremble and my mind fogs—likely the side effect gallery users mentioned. So, Juttak. When does the next cola drop?
↳ Anonymous
Nongma-shi-yeo...
↳ Anonymous
Who taught her thumbs-up? So damn cute...
↳ Hyeonja
Nongma God Cult! Nongma God Cult! Nongma God Cult!
↳ Anonymous
Nuuuoong lolol
↳ Anonymous
Nongma so cuuute lol
↳ Anonymous
Squinting cuz photo's awkward, fuck... Wanna bite that face...
— Anonymous
Nongma-nim, when's the next pic?
↳ Author
I'll post it in the next lecture.
↳ Anonymous
Twin tails possible?
↳ Author
Twin... tails? Don't know what that is, but I'll look it up and try.
Sudden shift in evaluations of Cheonma. Gallery users who once ignored her were now commenting voluntarily.
"...What the hell is this."
Even her martial arts lecture posts, which always had exactly 1 view, exploded in views.
↳ Anonymous
Don't understand a word but living for the daily pics...
↳ Anonymous
What's Hwa-kyung whatever... What hair next? lol
↳ Anonymous
Just nuuoong...
↳ Anonymous
Juttak unearthed Nongma with cola. Straight G.O.A.T
— Cheonma
Seems Like What You All Want, So Here.
(Cheonma grabbing bunches of hair with both hands into twin tails, staring at camera.jpg)
Quite embarrassing. Looked it up—this must be twin tails. Forgive the awkwardness; it's my first time. Anyway, I'd like Juttak's opinion. Does this suit this lady?
↳ Anonymous
That haughty yet shy expression is delicious~
↳ Anonymous
Taste expert lol
↳ Anonymous
Nong Michelin three-star Nong sommelier spot-on eval
↳ Anonymous
lol how far we going
↳ Anonymous
Just Nongma whoa
— Anonymous
Wanna join Nongma God Cult...!
↳ Hyeonja
No, you're already a 'Nongma God Cult follower'.
Aah... The problem was they kept mentioning me for some reason. Every post ended with a nod to me. Looked ready to keep going until I replied. Felt like owning a Maltese or something.
"Gotta drop a comment at this point."
— Kim Eok-bung
Cute. Updooting.
↳ Author
C-Cute...? That's... quite pleasing to hear. Ahem. Anyway, Juttak. When's the next cola?
The moment "cola" was mentioned, everyone piled on.
↳ Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae
Honestly, we n-need more cola, I th-think...
↳ Jokgan Hak-salja
I agree-e-yeong! Hurry up and give me more cola-e-yeong!
↳ Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
Juttak-nim please give me cola...!!! I'll pray so earnestly...!!!
↳ Byeolbit Seongnye
I can't live without cola anymore-su-ninyo...
↳ Byeong-yak Misoo Nyeo Ma-wang Jjang
Cola is so tasty-da-yo... Juttak is truly amazing-da-yo...
I'd accumulated about 6,000 points so far from cola sales and gallery management.
"This should be enough to stock cola steadily now? Other stuff too."
Of course, I wouldn't flood the market with more than cola right away. Uncontrolled dopamine leads to bad ends. Already saw it with cola. Most non-food items were out of reach with current points anyway.
— Kim Eok-bung
Cola will be restocked sequentially. Announcement later. Oh, and Cheonma-nim, looking forward to next pic.
↳ Author
Ahem, if Juttak wants it...
I lay on the floor, staring blankly at the void. Then grinned.
"Everyone seems a lot brighter now."
Change is good. Like those who were about to quit life over curse-like baldness, went to my recommended hospital, improved, and regained vitality. And now helping others in the gallery. Probably the gallery's true function. Why I love gal-q-ing too.
But then.
"This is..."
— Cheongsun Garyeon
Bought Cola But Can't Drink It ㅠㅠ
You might not know, but succubi and some demons can't have sugar... We can, but it gives splitting headaches after one sip...
But shockingly, the taste is so great it overrides the pain ㅠㅠ
↳ Anonymous
Head hurts like fuck but too tasty to stop fuck fuck
↳ Anonymous
Being demon sucks right now...
↳ Anonymous
Fuck I wanna try toooooo
Not just Cheongsun Garyeon—more kept popping up unable to drink cola. Mostly due to the 'sugar' as she said.
"Sugar... Wait, sugar?"
They don't know. Modern humanity's progress is boundless beyond their imagination. When sugar in drinks like cola caused fat gain, humans replaced it entirely. That pinnacle invention, the last conscience for sugar-free dieters everywhere: Zero Cola.
"Same price."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Food item 'Zero Cola Lime Flavor (250ml)' — 100 units listed in market.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Food item 'Cola (250ml)' — 100 units listed in market.
— Kim Eok-bung
For Those Who Can't Have Cola and Future Cola Policy
Hello, Juttak here. For those unable to drink due to cola's ingredients, I've sent improved versions you can enjoy. From now on, only 100 colas per day. Thanks.
↳ Anonymous
Straight G.O.A.T
↳ Anonymous
Aah finally I get cola!!
↳ Anonymous
Fuck finally I get to try?? Holy fuck Juttak I love you!!!
— Nanjangi Suljujeong
Whoa fuck zero cola is fucking tasty too lol Don't know what lime is but I like this more??
↳ Anonymous
Agreed, more flavors coming? Hyped lol
↳ Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
Tears streaming up and down fuck...
"Why the hell tears down...?"
— Nanjangi Suljujeong
Anyway, no booze? Woulda kissed Juttak if it was booze smacks lips
↳ Anonymous
Dwarf's gaygay...
↳ Jokgan Hak-salja
That's worse than human-e-yeong...
↳ Jeongsinbyeong Man-daseot-gae
H-Honestly disgusting, I th-think...
↳ Swordmaster Tad
Kinda, no really gross, I heard~
↳ Nanjangi Suljujeong
You fuckers?
— Yeongeum-sul Baibeu
Goddamn it's Juttak again. We must worship Juttak...!!
— Cheonma
As expected, Juttak, you have this lady's approval. Thanks for the cola.
↳ Hyeonja
Nongma God Cult! Nongma God Cult! Nongma God Cult!
↳ Anonymous
Turned into brainless Nongma bird whoa whoa whoa
↳ Anonymous
Gramps Hyeonja...
— Byeolbit Seongnye
Juttak brother is truly kind-su-ninyo!
↳ Anonymous
Aah just light.
↳ Anonymous
Nongma God Cult? Don't mix with 'BigTitsGang'
↳ Anonymous
Just biiiig bang lol
↳ Anonymous
Binu stay out lol
Cola sold out instantly again. Zero cola too, naturally. Soon, reviews from zero cola recipients started rolling in.
— Cheongsun Garyeon
Zero Cola? This Is Real Innovation!!
As I said, succubi can't eat sugary food ㅠㅠ But zero cola is different! Same cola taste without sugar!! Is Juttak-nim really a god?? So here's a selfie ㅎㅎ (Hands barely covering chest.jpg)
↳ Anonymous
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
↳ Anonymous
Honestly this is what I was waiting for lol
↳ Anonymous
Juttak prolly updooting too yeah
↳ Anonymous
What if something else?
↳ Anonymous
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
Another heart-pounding pic today. I snuck a peek at replies.
"No one's here, right...? Ahem."
Grinned awkwardly to myself and quietly saved the pic.
— Anonymous
This is it!!!! Fuck this is cola this is sex lol
↳ Anonymous
Juttak fuck I love you!!!!!!
— Anonymous
No headache no matter how much but fuck how's it this sweet without sugar? Insane lol
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Received recognition from numerous gallery users as moderator.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Average mental strength greatly increased.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙
Gallery management skill proficiency increased.
And then.
Flutter—
"...Huh?"
A paper suddenly dropped from the void. It was none other than.
500-Million-Year Button World Juttak 'Survival' Rules
