Chapter 2
Translator - Zofu
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After the man who would have made a name for himself across the continent as a wizard was dragged off to become a semen purifier, Si-woo and Geum Tae-yang were shown to their rooms.
Of course, separately.
'I'd rather share a room with the female soldiers than use one with a guy like Geum Tae-yang.'
Even if it meant sleeping in a barracks shared by a dozen female soldiers where he'd definitely get eaten alive in his current state, that was clearly the better option.
As soon as he entered the room, another surprise greeted Si-woo.
"What the hell is up with this room...?"
The room was nice. Not just nice—fucking amazing.
Back in round one, right after being summoned, he'd gotten a good room then too. It was about the size of the studio apartment he'd lived in during college. At that time, his talents hadn't been revealed yet, so the kingdom treated all candidates equally. It was also just a temporary stop before heading to the training facility.
But this room was twice as big as that studio.
"What could've affected the room size?"
It wasn't an All-White's room from round one. Back then there were only three people he could rely on, and though he'd talked with Geum Tae-yang in his room once because he wasn't trustworthy, it wasn't here.
Lying on the luxurious bed—bigger than a double, practically queen-sized—he thought it over, but couldn't pinpoint a reason. The only thing that came to mind was that male heroes seemed to get special treatment, so maybe candidate benefits had been upgraded.
Si-woo quickly gave up on thinking about the room size.
Instead, he organized everything that had happened so far in his head.
"First, I've regressed. A regression to a parallel world."
It was ambiguous to call it regression, and weird to call it parallel world travel, but either way, it was a strange phenomenon.
To return to the past AND end up in a world with different common sense from where he was before—what the hell was this? If they were going to do this, they should've just done one or the other.
'Well, I died and woke up here, so maybe parallel world travel alone was impossible?'
Either way, the benefits of this regression were pretty much nonexistent.
Gender roles, the concept of chastity, even fighting methods—all seemed different from the original world. And there were probably countless other differences from what he knew.
Since Sharperia became queen, the hairy old king must've become the queen's husband, the prince consort.
Then, a thought crossed Si-woo's mind.
'Huh? Then what about countries like empires where men had multiple wives?'
The Kingdom of Palania was a small country. Among the nations on the continent, it was so weak you'd count faster from the bottom when ranking by national power. Later, thanks to the All-White Sage who was top-tier even among S-ranks, its name would be known and its power strengthened, but that wouldn't happen now.
Anyway, maybe because the kingdom was weak, there was only one queen and no concubines.
In contrast, the top-ranking countries—or even mid-tier ones—had multiple wives or queens. So what happened to those nations?
'If the first queen became queen...'
'Surely the wives aren't TS-ing into men or something.'
He shuddered.
The idea of women turning into men was terrifying. He could accept the reverse, but even then, if someone he knew changed like that, it would be confusing and horrifying in many ways.
'Would they just live completely different lives? If they stayed as queen consorts? A marriage between women. In this world, that might not be impossible.'
Then another thought crossed his mind.
'Huh? So in this world, is Sharperia of royal blood? I heard she was originally from a count's family.'
Countless other questions and worries plagued him.
Even though he'd regressed, if this was a reversed world, there would be many historical differences from the original, why the summoning point was similar to round one, what to do if completely different history and world unfolded from here on...
The more he thought, the worse his headache got.
'Ugh, fuck it. I don't know.'
Si-woo stopped thinking.
It wasn't like answers would come from agonizing alone—no need to strain his brain.
He just wanted to give up on worrying and enjoy his new life.
It wasn't like he was determined to become strong and reach S-rank hero status.
In round one, he'd just wanted to get stronger because it was unfair to be at rock bottom in a world where he knew no one. Learning to handle various weapons and study magic had been tough but pretty fun from his perspective.
Plus, being strong was advantageous for survival, and he had to think about the aftermath even after winning the war.
'We lost everything in the end, though. But how do you become an S-rank hero here?'
His head tilted involuntarily.
The first thing that came to mind was the sexual acts related to semen provision that the queen mentioned.
Like impregnating female colleagues, or having quotas for semen provision volume.
Several possibilities came to mind, and he was confident in every single one.
In Si-woo's own opinion, if he had stopped aiming to be a hero and quit training, he probably would've become a womanizer or playboy.
This world was full of particularly beautiful women. And even a C-rank hero was still a hero. They had better stamina and decent looks than your average nobody. He was confident that if you measured skill by dick size, he'd be at least an A-rank hero.
"Ah, damn it."
Thinking about all this got a reaction from his lower half.
Put bluntly, he was getting hard.
The penis he'd barely calmed down earlier was stirring again, threatening to rip his pants.
'Since there's no one here anyway...'
No need to worry about appearances when he was alone. Si-woo quickly pulled down his pants and underwear.
Having been nervous before the queen—no, the queen—he'd sweated a lot. As soon as he lowered his underwear, hot steam escaped. And out popped the 20cm monster he considered his greatest talent.
He didn't need to think about what to jerk off to.
The lewd hand movements moving up and down the beautiful queen's body. And that deep cleavage.
"Ugh, fuck."
*Fap fap fap*
No shame in jerking off to a married woman.
He'd already jerked off thinking about Sharperia back in round one.
That too on the day he was summoned in round one. Just like now.
Though back then he hadn't seen her when summoned, so it was after dinner.
The young queen in her thirties smiling seductively beside the hairy fifty-something king had been too much stimulation for Si-woo, who'd just been discharged. Though not as revealing as the dress he'd seen earlier, what she wore then had been quite exposing.
Her upper chest was clearly visible. Compared to the earlier dress that only covered half her breasts, it was about half the exposure. But her chest was so big that when she bowed her head saying "I look forward to your cooperation" after dinner, that cleavage was killer.
And even that paled in comparison to what he'd seen today.
Just hand movements and cleavage were all he needed to jerk off to, but seeing it from what was practically point-blank range was more than enough to satisfy his lust-starved body.
"Ugh...!"
Just as he was about to release the building climax—
*Knock knock*
"Excuse me, Candidate-nim."
"H-huh?? W-wait a minute!!"
'Shit, did I not lock the door?!'
The door opened slowly.
He watched the door open in what felt like slow motion.
The visitor hadn't heard him, about to reveal herself, but he couldn't hold back.
Who tells a man about to cum to hold it? That bastard needed their skull smashed.
"Yes? I didn't quite..."
*Sploosh! Splurt! Spurt!!*
"......."
"......."
"Ah, fuck. This is really fucked now."
It was someone he knew.
Si-woo's face turned bright red.
He couldn't understand why it wasn't a maid but that woman who'd come for him.
The female knight stood in the doorway, half-opening the door, staring blankly at Si-woo lying on the bed with his dick out. Her light blue ponytail whipped her cheek as she stopped suddenly, but she showed no reaction.
To Si-woo, she was clearly Hildear, a knight of the Royal Guard and daughter of the Guard Captain. In round one, she'd succeeded her late father to become Guard Captain, but ultimately died a heroic death in the final war.
'And she probably had a crush on that All-White bastard? Fuck, this is suddenly so fucking awkward.'
He suppressed the sudden surge of anger.
Now wasn't the time to get angry about this. It wasn't like that would happen anymore anyway.
There were more important matters at hand.
"Uh, Hil... I mean, Knight? This is, well...."
"......S-sorry. Sorry, Candidate-nim. .........Haah."
"No, it's my fault for not locking the door... Excuse me? Hello? If you're sorry, you should close the door and leave..."
"I, really... Haah, I'm sorryyy...♥ Haah."
"???"
Si-woo's mind filled with question marks.
He had no idea what the hell was happening right now.
Why was Hildear suddenly approaching and going 'ahh' around his glans?
For a moment, he wondered if he'd fallen asleep on the bed and was dreaming. If not, the current situation was completely inexplicable.
In round one, Hildear had been too timid to even actively pursue the All-White she crushed on, just hovering around him. Even if she'd fallen for Si-woo at first sight, he thought something like this would be impossible.
"Slurp. Haaah...♥ Semen, semen, a man's semen...♥"
"Ugh! H-hold on! Wait a bit... Ngh!"
With his ordinary, rational values, he tried to stop Hildear first.
But that was impossible.
Hildear was the Guard Captain's daughter, but she hadn't entered the Guard through nepotism. She was a knight who'd joined the Guard in her early twenties through sheer skill.
In contrast, Si-woo was a weak civilian who'd used up all the strength he'd built in the military. There was an absurdly huge gap between them.
Not that he needed a reason.
Putting everything else aside, a beautiful woman had his dick in her mouth.
"This feels fucking amazing."
Even as Si-woo thought this, Hildear was actively sucking the semen off his glans.
"Haaah, slurp... slurp, haa... I'm sorry, sorry, Candidate-nim. But I, hnngh, couldn't hold back... Haah♥ Mm-mm♥ Haaah...! It's my first time... with semen, with a dick,♥"
He wasn't sure what exactly was her first time, but one thing was clear: Hildear's fellatio skills were terrible.
Compared to how lewdly she started sucking his glans, her tongue movements and lip usage were all clumsy. Probably similar to what you'd imagine as an internet virgin bitch fantasy.
"Ugh, are all women in the reversed world like this?"
But the clumsy fellatio from a knight who might be a virgin was still plenty stimulating and erotic as fuck. So fucking erotic.
The memory of her from round one made it even better. The knight who'd been all fluttery around that All-White bastard and prickly toward him was now sucking his dick—well, just the glans, but still—twisting her body lewdly after their first meeting. What greater pleasure could there be?
"Ugh, you fucking bitch!"
He'd just cum once, but the climax was building again in no time.
Soon Si-woo grabbed Hildear's head and came in her mouth.
He didn't have some retarded thought like 'Will she get mad later because I grabbed her head too hard?'
If she got mad about him grabbing her head when she was the one who started sucking his dick, that'd make her a crazy bitch. If that happened, Si-woo was confident he'd throw a fit right back.
*Gulp, gulp...!!*
"Fucking hell...! Swallow it all!"
Maybe because of memories from round one, foul words automatically left his mouth.
"Yesh, yesh♥ I'll dwink all of Candidade-nim's shemen...♥ Haah, gulp, mm, slurp, swallow... Gulp, gulp."
Hildear grabbed his thighs and pushed her mouth forward as if trying to swallow his dick whole. But this was a whopping 20cm home-wrecker. No matter how lewd and eager she was, it was too much for a presumably virgin girl to take in one go.
In the end, she couldn't even fit half, just gulping down the semen spurting from his urethra.
"Krrk, cough. Kek, hack! Aagh...."
Maybe even that was too much, because as soon as she pulled away, she coughed and spat the remaining semen and saliva onto the bedsheet. Then came the shocking words:
"Haaah, haah... Aah, sorry, sorry. To dare waste Candidate-nim's precious semen..."
"Huh?"
"I, I'll... eat it all...♥"
Hildear slowly brought her mouth to the wet bedsheet.
Flustered, Si-woo just stared blankly without stopping her.
*Lick. Lick. Slurp, smooch. Suck.*
Hildear licked and sucked the bedsheet as if some miracle potion had spilled.
With her tongue, and with her lips.
She quickly stuck out her tongue to scrape up the semen that hadn't soaked in yet, then pursed her plump lips to suck at what had already seeped in.
At that shocking, erotic sight, his dick got hard again.
"Haaah, sorry. I'll take the bedsheet and finish eating it..."
As she spouted those bizarre words and raised her head, Hildear spotted Si-woo's already hardened member and flinched.
Her trembling pupils, like when she'd first seen the Demon King in round one, indirectly showed how shocked she was.
"Th-third time... Just what are you... Aah...♥"
Hildear's body trembled on the bed.
"A-ahh...!"
"What the fuck. What's wrong with her now."
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