Chapter 57
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 57
Chapter Title: Auntie's Soaked Pants
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Auntie's pants slowly soaked through, as if she'd pissed herself.
The pain was one thing, but the sudden ambush left me completely dumbfounded.
My mind went blank, and on top of the absurdity, Auntie—bold as brass—shouted at me again.
"You! You hit me there first!!"
Auntie's hand went straight to her crotch.
So, she was saying that because I'd struck her there and it felt so unfair, she'd smashed my balls that hard in return.
"Haa... Auntie..."
"What?!"
"A guy's balls and a girl's pussy... ngh... how are those the same...?"
Sure, I'd smacked her down there with a loud crack!, but I'd held back some of my strength.
And even if the impact on a guy's balls and a girl's pussy felt similar, the damage sure as hell wouldn't be.
"...That's my weak spot, you know... fuck, seriously..."
I managed not to cry—that would've been too humiliating—so I gritted my teeth and bore it, but hot tears still trickled down from the corners of my eyes.
As a guy, this was pretty much unavoidable.
"...A-Are you... crying...?"
It wasn't anything else.
Just the pure agony throbbing from my balls had my eyes watering.
"...Whatever, just get out already."
"Hey! You hit me first... I only hit back because of that, so why are you the pissy one!?"
"I'm not pissy. I just don't wanna talk to you right now, okay? I'm barely holding it together, so just leave."
Auntie or not, spoiled youngest or not, whiny kid or not—all that shit aside, I was fucking pissed.
From my side, I'd worked my ass off following the system's stupid tip, and I never expected this in return.
"Ah..."
Still, I swallowed my anger, forcing it down bit by bit.
"Ugh..."
I barely managed to lower my shaking body to the floor.
"A-Are you okay?"
"Feels like mine might've burst. Does that mean I can burst yours too?"
"...S-Sorry... I-I didn't mean to hit that hard! But you kept grabbing and pulling at me, so..."
She mumbled and whined excuses nonstop, and even that grated on my nerves.
"Yeah, yeah, got it. Just get out for a bit so I can rest."
"...You sure you're okay?"
"Ugh, not at all."
I let my annoyance show full force.
I flicked my wrist, making a face that screamed just fuck off already.
"You said it burst... Doesn't that mean you need a hospital?"
"No, I'm fine. Just please leave."
"...Should I call your sister then?"
Auntie was persistent.
All I wanted was to be left alone, but she fidgeted anxiously, stamping her feet like she actually felt bad.
"You even sorry?"
"Y-Yeah..."
"Then wanna take another hit?"
"...Y-You want me to let you hit me there again...?"
Auntie pointed between her legs with a look of disbelief.
"Yep."
"Hey! No way!"
"Hah! Sorry my ass. It's all talk—no real apology."
I sneered at her hard.
"...I really am sorry."
"But it's just words. Isn't it fair if we both get hit the same?"
"You hit me first!"
"Not this hard."
"Ah, shit..."
She actually listened to my bullshit like it made sense.
Hell, she seemed to take it seriously, now looking all thoughtful.
Well, yeah—that's how she jumped to hitting my balls like I'd hit her.
And hey, if I played this right, I might get to smack her pussy one more time.
"Just take one good clean hit. Then I'll accept your apology."
"...You gonna hit hard?"
"Not like some brute. Gentler than before."
"...You promise?"
"Why would I lie to you? If I do, go ahead and smash my dick again."
I pointed at my cock.
Auntie stared at it hard, then bit her lower lip.
She rolled her eyes around, hesitating, then suddenly spun and headed for the bed.
"Where you going?"
At this point, I was dying to slap her pussy again.
"...You promised. Gentle hit, then we make up..."
"Heh, heh heh..."
Thud—she plopped her ass on the edge of the bed.
She spread her legs a little, then flopped back flat.
"...Do it quick if you're gonna."
Was she doing this on purpose? Casually lying on my bed like she owned it.
"...Or I'll leave if you're not."
"Wait, hold on. Ngh..."
My balls still throbbed like hell.
Every step made my waist buckle involuntarily.
"...You really okay?"
She couldn't see past her own nose, fussing over me like that.
Step-step
"Spread 'em wider."
"...Okay."
Her legs parted smoothly.
Under her short pants, the mound of her pussy stood out clearly.
Slap-slap-slap
I smacked my palm idly, prepping for the strike.
"...Q-Quicker."
Auntie put on a tough front, but fear was plain on her face.
Her wide-spread legs trembled faintly as she squinted.
"Here it comes."
"...A-Ah!"
I raised my hand high.
Staring right at where I'd strike.
"For real this time."
"Ah, h-hit me, kyaaah!!"
My palm nailed her pussy dead-on.
The blunt mound hit my knuckles first, followed by the soft flesh beneath.
"Aaaah!! Gentle! You said gentle!!"
Of course she freaked out after one hit.
I'd smacked way harder than before, so her reaction was only natural.
"Why'd you break the promise!!"
She yelled at full volume, snapping her legs shut.
Then rolled around on the bed again.
"When did I break it?"
"You did! You said gentle!"
True, that was the promise.
But there was another one too.
Thud
"Ngh..."
I flopped down next to her writhing on the bed.
"...What're you doing?"
"Your turn now, Auntie. Hit here."
I spread my legs too.
Pointing right at my cock between them.
"What the hell!!"
"I said if I hit harder than before, you'd take it in return."
"Wh-Who said I wanna hit you! Just go gentle like you promised!!"
Auntie shrieked bloody murder, throwing a tantrum.
"Not hitting? Fine then."
I started to get up like I didn't give a shit.
But this time, she grabbed my arm and clung on.
"F-Fine! I'll hit you too!"
"Didn't you say no?"
"...Who said no? You're the one who hit too hard for no reason."
Auntie climbed on top of me.
Planted her ass on my chest, raised her fist high, aiming for my crotch.
"If you hit hard too, Auntie, I'll hit you back."
"...That's bullshit! You hit hard first!"
"Exactly. End this by hitting gentle."
Auntie's shoulders shook with fury.
Not my problem. I braced my crotch, steeling myself.
"Sh-Shit..."
But she just huffed to herself.
Raised her hand, then trembled and lowered it. Repeat.
"Not hitting?"
Stopping here would leave us both high and dry.
[※ Hit 'Auntie''s ★◎☆!!]
The system was still nagging me to smack something, so I figured I'd use this excuse to slap around wherever.
"Not hitting? Fine, I'll hit you then."
Smack!
"H-Hkyaah!!"
Her pretty firm ass took a solid hit from me.
Too bad—no system reaction.
"Y-You! Who said hit my ass!"
She scrambled to her knees, rubbing her ass furiously.
"You wouldn't hit, so I did."
"That's not how it works!"
"Sure it is—right here."
Smack!
"Kyaaang!!"
This time, her back.
I planted my palm on her tiny back with a thud.
Still no system ping.
"Y-You! Hit me again and I'll hit back!!"
Face or tits felt iffy, though.
A scar on the face would be bad news.
And tits hurt guys' balls-level, they say.
"...Can I try the tits, just once?"
"Wh-What the fuck! Don't be crazy!!"
She didn't bat an eye at pussy slaps, but tits were off-limits, apparently.
I considered sweet-talking her, but she was already cradling her barely-there chest protectively.
"Someone'd think I was groping you."
"Pervert!!"
Auntie accused me, but I brushed it off—bigger things at stake.
"Haa... tricky."
[※ Hit 'Auntie''s ★◎☆!!]
No way, I thought at first. But yeah, that was the only spot that fit.
Nothing to lose—well, maybe not break even—but anyway, I raised my hand again.
"Ag-Again! Where now!!"
She bent over like a shrimp.
Covering her chest and crotch.
But that left her nape wide open.
Whack!!
I swung without a second thought.
"Kya, kyaaaaang!!"
Auntie's body jolted from the hit.
Her back arched in spasms, and her pants slowly soaked through, as if she'd pissed herself.