Chapter 33
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 33
Chapter Title: Not Buying Condoms—Making Them?
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Didn't you go to make condoms instead of buying them?
The bag she handed me rustled as 'Sis' shot me a sidelong glance.
It was obvious she wanted me to carry it for her, so I held out my hand just a bit. She immediately shoved the load into my arms.
"Ugh, just take it already."
"...Say something next time."
"Guys have no clue. No clue at all."
'Sis' grumbled in a way that wasn't really annoyed, walking half a step ahead of me.
But she was heading in the complete opposite direction from where we'd come.
"Where to now?"
"...You said you were going to the convenience store. For c-condoms... aren't you? Otherwise, just head home."
I'd gotten so worked up over 'Sis's answer earlier.
The fish I'd thought I'd lost had swum right back, and I'd nearly forgotten something way more important.
"Y-yeah. Gotta buy some."
I nodded quickly.
Then I hurried to her side and slipped my arm through hers.
"...I told you not to do this outside."
'Sis' grumbled again, struggling to pull her arm free from my grip, but I held on even tighter so she couldn't escape.
"What's the big deal? It's just linking arms, and you're making a huge fuss. Who’s gonna point fingers at us?"
"...Doing this outside is... embarrassing."
"You let me grope your boobs earlier."
"Th-that was because no one was around!"
Sure enough, as we left the apartment complex, plenty of people came into view.
I didn't know why, but it was mostly folks rushing somewhere and others out for casual strolls in light clothes.
Of course, there were couples here and there doing light PDA like us—mostly lovers or married pairs.
"H-hey, don't sweat it. No one knows who we are."
I hugged the still-squirming 'Sis' lightly from behind.
I draped my neck over her shoulder, rubbed my face against hers for no reason, and wrapped my hand around her belly.
Her soft lower abdomen twitched, then quickly tensed into firm abs.
"...G-get off."
"You smell good. Spritzed on some perfume?"
"Wh-who wears perfume to the mart? Get off, I said."
I could feel the springy give of her huge ass pressing against me, trembling faintly from tension.
I slotted my dick right into her ass crack and swayed my hips teasingly.
Thwack—
"Ahhk!"
"Sh-should've moved when I told you to!"
Her elbow came flying sideways in her unguarded state, nailing me good.
My ribs stung with a sharp throb.
"...Did you have to hit me that hard?"
"Y-you're the one rubbing your... your thing down there, you perv!"
She'd told me to keep it quiet outside, but now she was screeching and storming off.
Feeling awkward from the stares around us, I chased after 'Sis'.
"Sorry. Wanna go somewhere with no people?"
"...Go where? Hurry up and get to the convenience store."
She reached out to me.
She practically snatched the bag from my hands with a grunt, then plopped down on a bench by the store.
"You want me to go alone?"
"What, you wanna advertise we're buying condoms to use together?"
"...F-fine."
Her bashful look was kinda cute.
I didn't feel the need to drag her in anyway, so I headed to the store by myself.
"Hurry back."
"Yeah."
My steps felt light.
No—more like buzzing with excitement.
"Hey there."
"Welcome."
I greeted the clerk first for no reason and beelined for the counter.
I rummaged through the rack below: gum, candy, and scoured the condom section.
A ton of varieties jumped out at me.
I debated what to pick, but figured no matter what, it'd run out fast anyway—so I grabbed one of each type and piled them on the counter.
"...Y-you're buying all these?"
"Yep, please."
I didn't know what 'Sis' or 'little sis' would like or hate, so I swept up everything in reach for now.
As the barcodes scanned one by one, I shoved my hand in my pocket.
"...Ah! Sorry, one sec."
Nothing.
I must've rushed out without grabbing my wallet or phone from somewhere in the room.
I turned and headed straight out.
Back to where Sis was waiting.
"...What? Empty-handed? Didn't buy?"
"S-sorry... forgot my wallet."
"Ha! So you want me to buy the condoms too?"
"...We're gonna use 'em together anyway. I'll pay you back. Lend me some?"
"Borrowing money like it's nothing. And who said we're using them together..."
Her words were harsh, but she pulled a card from her wallet without hesitation.
"I'll just pay and be right out."
I snatched the card and dashed back into the store.
My lower half was swelling hard against my pants.
When I finished paying and came out, 'Sis' smacked the back of my head, griping about dropping 100,000 won on condoms.
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"I'm saying it again: no acting weird at home or outside. Got it?"
"...I got it. My ears are gonna fall off."
"One last time: no groping or touching me out of nowhere. Only when I say it's okay."
She nagged nonstop from the convenience store to the elevator.
Listing off all the don'ts in a ramble that boiled down to "treat me like normal."
"But don't little brothers grope their big sis's boobs sometimes?"
"...Bullshit! That's ridiculous."
"How would you know what all siblings do? Bet more guys grope their sis's boobs than you think."
Ding—
"Ah! Whatever! And I told you: no funny business in front of Mom or Seo-hyun."
She laid down the law while fussing, then snatched the bag from my hand and told me to wait five minutes before coming in.
I asked if she really had to go this far with just 'little sis' home, but her sharp glare made me say okay.
"Ugh..."
When would I pin these headstrong women under me and crush them flat? And make them play dead when I said die...?
No end in sight yet, but I vowed to make it happen somehow.
Ding—
I was standing there all mopey, killing time by the door.
Then the elevator dinged from down the hall, followed by the click-clack of heels.
Figured it might be 'Mom'—and sure enough, she spotted me and froze.
She tilted her head at the convenience store bag in my hand.
"...Son, where'd you go? Why're you out here instead of inside... ah, did you see Mom's car and wait?"
It wasn't quite true, but no need to correct her.
Her slight smile was nice to see anyway.
"Yeah, let's go in together."
I went to 'Mom' first and took her shopping basket.
Then stood naturally beside her as we walked.
"...You don't have to."
"We're already here."
"Went to the convenience store? Should've said if you needed something."
"...Ah, heh."
I hid the condom-packed bag behind me.
"Just... suddenly craved snacks."
"Really? You don't usually snack much. Weird."
Pat pat—
'Mom' thanked me for carrying the bags and patted my butt.
But her touch turned sly, kneading more openly until she groped right in front.
"M-Mom... we're outside."
"...S-sorry. Did that bother you?"
Far from bothered—my dick twitched.
I was just surprised by the sudden move.
'Mom' looked startled at my reaction, flustered, so I smiled to show it was fine.
"N-nope. Not bad at all."
"Hee... really? Whoa, it just twitched."
With her touching like that, it'd be weirder if it didn't.
And I loved how used to skinship with me she was getting.
No—beyond used to it, her initiating felt thrilling.
This thick intimacy between 'Mom' and son, her shameless actions—they were plumping my dick right now.
"...Want Mom to help?"
She asked outright this time, her face plainly begging for it.
"Not that you want your son to fuck you?"
"...N-nooo... just wanna help... that's all..."
Our eyes locked in midair.
We forgot where we were, bodies about to tangle—
Click— the front door swung open.
'Mom's hand pulled away in an instant, followed by 'Sis's voice booming.
"Hey, you coming in? When're you—oh... Mom's back too."
"Ah, yeah... sweetie, feeling better? There's porridge in the kitchen..."
"...Y-yeah. Must've been a cold. I'm f-fine."
Two women, one guy.
A weird silence hung between 'Mom', 'Sis', and me.
"C-come on in."
'Sis' backed inside first, 'Mom' following. Watching them, I aged a hundred years in every way.
"Ugh."
Thrilling in its own way, but getting caught by anyone would be total chaos.
House would flip four times over.
I tucked my still-stiff dick roughly against my right thigh and headed in.
"H-heavy. Gimme."
"Oh... sure."
The super awkward 'Mom' took the basket to the kitchen.
Watching from behind, 'Sis' nodded at me, demanding an explanation.
"...Just ran into her while waiting."
"Sigh... close call. Should've said you were together."
"H-hey, I was more shocked."
"A-and Seo-hyun's in the living room, so take that and get to your room quick."
Good thing she hadn't seen the bulge, apparently—'Sis' said that and headed to her room.
I tried for mine too, but locked eyes with 'little sis' on the living room couch.
She pointed at her phone, hopped up, and vanished into the kitchen.
I went to my room as planned.
Shoved the condom bag into the bottom desk drawer, then grabbed my phone first.
Tons of unread chats piled up. Skipped Shin Ju-hee's for now.
Checked 'little sis's right away.
(Little Sis)
(Sis went out with you just now, right? 10:11)
(Heyyy why no reply 10:13)
(Ugh annoying 10:17)
(Why aren't you back... whyyyy 10:29)
(Why'd Park Su-ji come back alone? You didn't go to make condoms instead of buying them? 10:32)
(You idiot shut up Mom's here too 10:35)
It read like a real-time stream.
And the last one:
(Said I have a lunch thing and heading out... 10:36)