Chapter 2

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Translator: penny

Chapter: 2

Chapter Title: No-Con Dilemma

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“Goodbye! Boss! Come again! Please!”

The part-timer's voice rang out loudly behind my back.

It was overwhelming.

Embarrassment made my steps quicken.

My phone buzzed insistently in my pocket.

Whoa.

It really came through.

3.2 million won.

It should've been over 5 million originally, but there was a reason it was less.

'I gave 100ml as a tip... and the rest spilled on the floor and got thrown out.'

The scene from earlier flashed through my mind.

The part-timer had been on the verge of tears, moved to gratitude when I set aside 100ml (worth about 1.2 million won) as a tip.

And then she witnessed the shocking sight.

'What a waste! This precious stuff!'

She stomped her feet looking at my semen pooled thickly on the floor, then suddenly dropped to her knees and started scraping it up with her hands.

The white liquid soaked her hands and knees.

In the warehouse thick with a fishy smell, the sight of her sweating profusely as she scraped the floor.

"Crazy..."

It gave me chills.

But it was satisfying.

Just moments ago, she'd been inwardly looking down on me.

Now that same woman was going crazy over every drop of my semen, scraping it up.

I left the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠scene first.

It felt like everyone's eyes were on my wet pants.

'What a waste.'

The thought hit me as I walked.

How much had I spilled on the floor?

At least 2 million won's worth.

That's how many chickens that could buy.

'I need a dedicated container.'

A really big one.

That's when a flashy neon sign caught my eye across the street.

<Secret Garden>

Specialty shop for S-Condoms, storage containers, freezing capsules

It sparkled like a cosmetics store.

Ding-a-ling.

"Welcome~"

A woman in a neat suit— no, the manager— approached. She smelled of perfume.

"Looking for something specific?"

She scanned me up and down.

Sweats.

Am I about to get looked down on?

"Uh... yeah, I want to buy a container."

"You mean a storage vessel? For gifting?"

"No. For my own use..."

"Ah, for self-collection. This way, please."

She guided me casually.

The display shelves were lined with glass bottles.

"This is the popular one. 50ml size. Vacuum-sealed, lasts two weeks. 50,000 won."

It was the size of my palm.

Who sticks that to their nose?

"Don't you have bigger ones?"

"Pardon?"

The manager's expression turned odd.

Pure 'what a show-off' face.

"Sir, most men produce about 3ml per ejaculation. With 50ml, you'd need to collect over ten times..."

"Yeah, I know... but... like, around 1 liter? Something that size?"

"...Pardon? 1 liter?"

The other customers in the store stared.

Oh god, embarrassing.

"Yes. Just give me the biggest one. Something that keeps it fresh."

The manager looked stunned, then led me to the corner.

There was something like lab equipment.

"This is... the commercial 'Master Cylinder.' 1L capacity, with cooling function... but it's 800,000 won..."

"I'll take that."

"Pardon?"

"That one. And that machine over there too—the one that does it automatically."

The manager took my card with a dazed look.

1.2 million won gone in ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠a flash.

"Th-thank you! Goodbye!"

She followed me to the door to bow.

Her eyes were different now.

Like she was looking at some exotic animal.

The moment I got home, I locked my door.

My heart was pounding.

I set the 1L container and auto-onahole on my desk.

"Ha... now it's really starting."

I dropped my pants.

It was already rock hard, even after morning.

Normally, if I didn't jerk off at least three times a day, my balls ached.

That's the minimum...

On days I went all out in the bathroom, ten times wasn't enough.

I turned on the machine.

Whirr-.

"Ugh...!"

Wow, intense.

Worlds apart from my hand.

Worth every penny.

I loaded up way more porn on my monitor than before.

A guy holding back, not cumming.

Now I get it.

'That bastard was saving money.'

About 10 minutes passed.

The signal came.

"Here it comes...!"

I pulled out the machine and positioned it at the 1L container's opening.

It clicked right in.

Thud-!

Something heavy burst from my gut.

Spurtspurtspurt-!!!

Insane pressure.

The container filled white.

Gush gush gush!

The level shot up wildly.

100... 200... 300...

"Ughhh...!"

My legs shook.

It finally stopped after passing 400ml.

"Huff... huff..."

I detached the container.

Heavy.

420ml.

I tapped the calculator.

420 times 12,000 won.

"Five hundred... forty thousand won?"

A hollow laugh escaped.

5 million won from one jerk-off.

What a crazy world.

A truly insane world, and I love it.

I threw on some clothes roughly.

Time to hit the bank.

Local S-Bank.

Pretty crowded.

Everyone cradling small vials preciously in their arms.

"Customer 302."

My turn.

I went to the counter.

A short-haired female teller sat there.

"Deposit?"

"Yes."

I pulled the container from my bag.

Thunk.

The table shook hard.

"...?"

The teller's eyes went wide as saucers.

Container, my face, container, my face.

"C-customer? You're depositing all of this?"

"Yes."

The room went quiet.

Everyone staring at me.

Whispers started.

With trembling hands, the teller put the container in the machine.

Whirr- whirrr-.

Please no defects.

Ding!

Results on the monitor.

The teller covered her mouth.

"Oh my."

"What? Problem?"

"No! Quite the opposite... look at this."

She turned the monitor.

"Premium?"

"Yes! People with 1.5 times the density of regular semen get marked like this!"

Her voice got louder.

The stares burned hotter.

Half envy, half jealousy.

"Premium gets 1.2x market rate. 14,400 won per ml."

The calculator taps were cheerful.

"Total: 6,048,000 won. Shall I deposit?"

6 million won.

Plus the morning one— nearly 10 million today.

10 million daily wage.

No, I can squeeze out more later. Easily over 20 million.

"Yes. Go ahead."

"Right away! And..."

She slid a business card over slyly.

Personal number on it.

"If you need asset management, call me. I can 'personally' handle it. Even at night."

The teller winked.

A bank teller hitting on a customer.

This works.

"Ah... yes. Thanks."

I stuffed the card in my pocket.

My face burned a bit.

I left the bank.

The number glistened.

Yesterday, only 2,000 won in the account.

9 million in a day.

Just from jerking off.

Passersby seem to be looking at me.

At the empty container in my hand, and the bulge in my pants.

Hallucination?

"Ha..."

My lips keep curling up.

I really became rich, right?

A rich guy who squirts semen for cash.

Back home, I started digging deeper into this world.

First and foremost on my mind.

How the hell does sex even work here?

The bank teller's wink came to mind.

No-Con folks probably avoid it unless for pregnancy.

If actual sex happens, how do you handle that volume?

If I just cum inside, it'd all overflow.

[Search: sex semen recovery]

Results poured in.

I clicked the image.

The condom had a thin IV-like tube at the tip, connected to a small pouch on the thigh.

A way to collect semen in real-time during sex.

"Ha..."

I laughed in disbelief.

Everyone's so desperate to collect it.

Makes sense— over 10,000 won per drop.

But I can't use that.

My load exceeds 400ml.

That thin tube couldn't handle it.

Pressure would burst the tube, or backflow would balloon and pop the condom.

So what now?

Just cum raw?

I scrolled further.

An intriguing post caught my eye.

Hmm...

Dilemma indeed.

Honestly, I don't care about wasting semen.

But from a woman's perspective, she might think, why toss away precious money?

Basically, showing off wealth...

In this world, creampies are a form of flex.

Or is there no large-capacity S-Condom?

"50ml...?"

Are you kidding?

Top 0.1% is just 50ml.

I'm ten times that.

Even by this world's standards, my load is unmanageable.

So what do I do?

Just cum raw?

'Oppa, no condom?'

'Nothing fits. I'll just cum.'

'Crazy bastard must be loaded!'

No matter how I think, no answer.

How the hell am I supposed to do this?!