The Night with Two
Lorsha's house was surprisingly large. Since we'd always met outside since we were kids, there was no way I'd know what the inside looked like. What kind of medieval fantasy house has more than four floors and an artificial lake in the garden? She even said the lake was stocked with all sorts of rare fish. Apparently she was so busy that she barely stayed home. She mentioned that during her busiest periods, she hadn't slept at home for even ten days out of the entire year.
"Come to think of it, I haven't been home once this year. The servants probably think of me as some kind of mythical creature. My stays are shorter than a cicada's."
Then what was the point of having a house at all? Camellia seemed to share my thoughts. She started patting Lorsha's head with a genuinely pitying expression.
Before heading to the bedroom, we decided to wash up in the bath. The men's bath was quite spacious, and inside it stood a golden whale statue spouting water. Just how much money did this girl have, damn it... The water was even hot spring water, and the towels looked like top-grade quality... Maybe Lorsha was actually the richest one among us.
Regardless, the long-awaited bath felt incredibly refreshing. It felt so good that I almost fell asleep right there. After drying off with the luxurious towels and changing into a high-quality shower robe, I stepped out to find Camellia and Lorsha waiting in the bedroom. Even from a distance, I could smell their sweet body scents. They must have used some high-quality bath products.
"You're here?"
"...This look is a bit embarrassing, I must admit."
Both of them were wearing silk gowns that clung to the curves of their bodies. Looking at her like this, Lorsha really had... no curves to speak of. Should I say she was flat?
"Fla—"
Before I could even finish the word, a pillow flew straight at my face.
"If you say that word, I really might kill you."
She was violently aggressive, as always.
"Hurry up and lie down so we can finish this quickly."
"Right. There's no point in dragging this out."
I had no choice but to lie down on the bed. I'd noticed it while bathing earlier, but this guy's thing had already been massive even when he was young. About the size of a high schooler's... Well, no need to go into detail.
Honestly, I wasn't sure what to say in this kind of atmosphere. I did it with Glacia about once a week, but doing it with two people at the same time was a first. Not to mention, it was my first time with both Lorsha and Camellia.
"Haa... It's embarrassing, but..."
Lorsha boldly threw off her silk gown. Then, with a flushed face, she pressed her lips against mine. Her tongue work was clumsy, and she wasn't even breathing properly. Cute. I mixed my tongue with hers the way I knew how—gently, like folding a crane, adjusting the rhythm appropriately.
"Mmph...."
Lorsha's face had turned completely red. Her expression alone made her look like she could be the Tower Master of Fire. Of course, the real Tower Master of Fire had his head blown off and died today. A string of saliva connected us, but Lorsha forcibly broke it and wiped her mouth.
"Hey, why are you so good at this? Have you done this a lot, you bastard?"
"Yeah, as you can see, I have a fiancée... and we do it often..."
At that, Lorsha puffed out her cheeks and kissed me again. This time, her kissing skills were much more practiced. It felt like she was copying exactly what I was doing. No... damn, it felt like she was getting better than me? How did she improve so fast?
"...Haa.... So I'm not your first, huh? Do you know what my principle is?"
Lorsha wiped her mouth again, placed that hand on my chin, and traced it down my neck to my chest. Then, with her slender fingers, she tapped my chest and said,
"If you can't be the first, then be the best."
"No..."
"I'll make you forget everything you did with that woman..."
Only after finishing the last part of her line did she seem to realize what she'd said, as if she'd swallowed the forbidden fruit. Her face flushed again as she started correcting herself.
"I mean... among the women you've been with, I'll be the best. Since being first is already out of the question."
The meaning hadn't changed at all. Even if she said it shyly, the intent was the same. Did she really need to blush?
"Yeah, well, give it your best shot."
Still, her reaction was pretty cute.
"I'll... rest for a bit. You two go ahead first. I'll... do it after..."
Camellia got up for a moment and drank some water from the table. She must have been really nervous—her throat was dry. Come to think of it, Camellia had never dated anyone either. Zeke had been devoted to Media, Ricardo was a tin can, the Heavenly Demon was always with Squar, and Melchior was married to Melissa... With all the guys around her being like that, it was only natural she hadn't dated. Even so, getting this embarrassed over just a kiss... She'd lived a long time, but she really had nothing to show for it.
"Look away."
Lorsha was glaring at me with a thoroughly displeased expression.
"Ah, sorry. What should I do now?"
"You just stay still. I'll take care of everything."
It was a strangely criminal-sounding line, but I decided to let it slide. After saying that, Lorsha started taking deep breaths. Then she began muttering to herself. She probably thought it was just to herself, but with my good ears, I could hear everything.
"Calm down... Yeah... Just do what Ekaterina taught me... You can do this..."
I couldn't help but find it adorable. After saying that, she started rubbing my lower half with her hand. The feeling of small Lorsha's hand against my now-smaller thing was strangely pleasant. She started chanting again in a small voice.
"Now with my tongue... right...? Ah, I should've asked Ekaterina more..."
After saying that, she lightly touched her tongue to my tip. Then she slowly licked it, repeating the motion of licking upward like an ice pop. My lower half seemed weak to water-attribute attacks—it reacted violently.
"I-It got this big...?"
I told you, I can hear everything. But Lorsha turned her gaze to my face and said with a confident expression,
"H-How is it? Pretty skilled, right...? Just leave everything to me..."
"Yeah, you're really skilled."
"Right, you... No, with your current appearance, you're a little kid, so I should be the big sister, right?"
The moment she said that, heat suddenly rushed through me. How dare someone a year younger than me tell me to call her "noona"—the order of seniority was collapsing, Confucianism was crumbling, and Master Confucius was probably wailing in his grave. I sealed her mouth with a kiss and teased her down there with my fingers.
"Hup...! Hnnngh...!"
She looked like she wanted to say something, but the kiss forced her to stay silent. I was a merciful person—if she complained, I'd stop, but since she didn't protest, it meant there was no problem. When the kiss ended... she covered her flushed face again. Her face kept turning red and then fading... It wasn't a siren.
"Hwaaa..."
"Lorsha... This is just your appearance changed by magic, right? I'm still a year older, so you should call me 'oppa.'"
"Hnnngh... I'm sorry..."
"That's not what I asked for."
"Hnnngh... O-Oppa...?"
"Now it's too late."
My thing had already finished its preparations for attack. A man's thing was no different from a spear. Just as drawing a sword meant you had to cut something, once you'd drawn your spear, you couldn't just put it away.
"W-Wait, I need to mentally prepare...!"
"Nothing in this world takes longer to prepare than the mind."
I thrust in just like that. Red blood flowed as Lorsha clung to me.
"This is really my first time..."
"You said it yourself earlier, didn't you? If being first is hard, then be the best."
After stroking Lorsha's hair, I rubbed her cheek and said,
"But I'm greedy... I want to be your first, your best, and your only..."
"Hnnngh... If you're the only one... then being the best is guaranteed... Hnn... There's no one else to compare to..."
"So you hate that I'm your only one...?"
"...Hnn... No. Not at all."
"Good. I like that line, so I'll forgive your earlier rudeness."
The sin of trying to overturn the order of seniority could be forgiven to this extent.
"Hey, Werner... Hnn..."
"What is it?"
"Actually... Hnn... I was really lonely without you..."
"Yeah, I'm sorry about that."
Her insides were warm and slippery, squeezing me in a way that felt incredibly good.
"Weren't you lonely without me...?"
"Well... I was so busy that I didn't have time to feel lonely..."
"Ah... I see..."
When she looked disappointed and tried to turn her head away, I grabbed her chin and made her meet my eyes.
"But now, if you're not here, I'd be incredibly lonely too."
"W-What...?"
"So don't leave my side."
"Haaang... You selfish bastard..."
"So you hate it?"
Even while moaning, she somehow managed to smile and said, pressing her lips against mine,
"Of course not, you idiot."
Well, the reconciliation was now perfectly complete. Of course, the sin of calling me an idiot would have to be atoned for sufficiently with my spear.