My Landlady Has Quite the Chest and Hips
"...Why do I know your name, Seojun?"
That's exactly what I wanted to ask, though?
The moment Sia said those words, it felt like a bell had gone off inside my head—dooong.
Based on her reaction, it was clear she had no memory of what happened back then. So why on earth did she know my name?
I couldn't exactly ask Lime, nestled inside my shirt, either.
"Uh, why though?"
Sensing something strange, Sia furrowed her brow and tried to recall something, hunting for the cause.
No!
The fact that she remembered my name meant she might dig up everything that happened while her body was taken over by Lime. That alone absolutely could not happen.
"Ah!"
"...?"
First things first, I blurted out loudly to stop her train of thought.
But what was I supposed to say?
"Well... I have this habit of muttering whatever I'm thinking out loud... so maybe you overheard me? You've probably heard me mutter my own name once or twice, so... ah, ahaha."
Even I could tell it was a ridiculous excuse, but no better one came to mind on the spot.
Sia stared at me like I was some kind of weirdo.
It stung, seeing those eyes on someone who'd always smiled brightly at me no matter what.
"Did I really...?"
"Ye-yes! You must have unconsciously focused on my muttering... or something like that."
The or something like that was the key.
By leaning even harder into my pathetic loser persona, I gave my story a shred of credibility.
"I guess...?"
"Yeah, that must be it. Because if not, there's no way you'd know my name."
Just deny everything and push through! Since Sia's memory of why she knew my name was fuzzy anyway, nothing more convincing was going to come to her.
Eventually, Sia seemed to give up on dredging up whatever it was she couldn't remember.
"Hmm... I suppose so. Sorry, Seojun. I guess I accidentally overheard you without realizing it."
"Oh, no, no. It's my fault for muttering loud enough for people to hear..."
She believed me, apparently.
Phewwww—!
My heart had nearly stopped, I thought I was about to get hauled off to a police station.
"Ahahaha... Well, I got my cigarettes, so I'll be going."
"Hold on, Seojun."
"Ye-yes...?"
I'd already paid and was trying to bolt out of the convenience store, cigarettes in hand, when Sia stopped me dead.
Wh-what now? Did she figure out I was lying?
Thump thump—feeling my heart pounding like mad with tension, I slowly raised my eyes to meet hers.
"My name is Sia. Chae Sia."
"Ah, yes?"
"It's a little unfair that only you know my name, isn't it?"
It really wasn't unfair at all, but I forced a smile and accepted Sia's kind gesture.
"Sia, then..."
"Pretty name, right? I've been getting compliments on it since I was little."
I doubted it was just the name people were complimenting.
"Yes, it's a truly beautiful name. Then I really should be off! Thanks for your hard work!"
"Ah, yes, you take care, Seojun—"
Chime—
"See you..."
I rushed out the door before she could even finish her goodbye.
Normally I'd never do something like that, but my heart felt like it was about to burst, and I had no room in my head for niceties.
"Lime, you—!"
I immediately went to demand an explanation from Lime in my shirt about why Sia knew my name.
"Why does Sia know my na... huh."
Somehow, there was no trace of Lime inside my shirt.
Oh, right.
I had told Lime to sneak into Sia when we got to the convenience store.
She'd apparently carried out my orders perfectly—I hadn't even noticed her slipping out of my shirt.
"...I'll deal with this when I get home."
Sia had told her to come to my place after her shift ended, so she'd show up on her own later anyway.
"Did something urgent come up?"
Normally, Seojun was obvious about it—always angling for a chance to strike up some kind of conversation with me.
Plenty of people like him came to this convenience store, so I'd gotten good at spotting it at a glance: this one's interested in me.
But today's Seojun was different.
No matter how many times I spoke to him, he clearly wanted to escape as fast as possible.
He even bolted out the door without hearing the end of my farewell.
But...
When I told him my name earlier, he said it was a truly beautiful name, didn't he?
"Pfft..."
I couldn't tell if he was flirting with me or being sincere, but that dorky flusteredness of his made me laugh before I knew it.
"Ah, what's wrong with me?"
I'd always just thought of him as an ordinary guy who came in to buy cigarettes.
That hadn't really changed, either.
But for some reason, today, seeing his face made me feel glad in a way I couldn't explain, and I ended up greeting him all chipper.
Do I actually like him?
Even turning it over in my head, the answer was no, not really.
His looks were average—not really my type at all... but something about watching him just made me feel... all fluttery inside?
It's a hard feeling to put into words.
There was something unexpectedly manly about him, maybe... but no matter how I thought about it, it wasn't attraction or anything like that.
So there I was, turning this inexplicable feeling about Seojun over and over as I worked, until—
"Hnnn... haaaah~"
Before I knew it, it was time to clock out.
Loosening up my stiff, sluggish body with a light stretch, I got ready to leave.
I handed over my shift to the next part-timer and changed out of my uniform.
"S-Sia! Great work today! I bought this coffee and it's a one-plus-one, so..."
"I don't drink coffee... have a good one!"
"Ah, yes ma'am."
I left the convenience store without giving the clingy next-shift guy so much as an opening.
Hard day's work done. Maybe I'll finish up that assignment at home...
Just as I set my feet toward home—
"......"
That dazed feeling again.
A hazy fog rolling in like I was about to start drooling, and at the same time, the sensation that my feet were moving on their own...
"Kyuut."
The slime, crying out in Chae Sia's own voice, once again claimed Chae Sia's body.
"Nnh, ah, aaaah... Master. I want to go to Master."
Carrying the body of the female her beloved master fancied, she set off to meet the precious master who had saved her from dying miserably in the street.
Not toward the body's original owner's home—
Tap tap tap—
She walked in the opposite direction.
She should be here soon...
As far as I knew, the morning shift at the convenience store ended around this time.
Any moment now, Lime—in Sia's body—would arrive at my place and ring the doorbell.
"Gulp..."
And then I'd get to have absolutely insane sex with Sia again.
Boi-oi-oi-ing!
Anticipation alone had me rock hard and staying that way.
I was so worked up I was practically itching to jerk off right then and there, but I held it in, grinding my teeth.
Just a little longer, and instead of tissues, I could bury my cock in a pussy and pump my seed deep into a woman's womb.
When—just when are you getting here?!
Just as I was enduring a wait where every second felt like a year—
Ding-dong—
SHE'S HERE!
I sprinted to the door in nothing but my underwear and flung it open.
"Lime, you have no idea how long I've been wai—"
Assuming it had to be Lime, I'd opened the door wide without a second thought, bare-assed in my boxers with my rock-hard cock fully on display.
"...Huh?"
"Unit 301's tenant, sorry to bother you, but your rent was due yesterday and we haven't received it, so... eh...?"
Standing at my door was not Lime in Sia's body.
"KYAAAH!"
"Whoa—! I'm so sorry!"
It was my landlady.
I apologized to the startled woman, then quickly grabbed my pants and threw them on.
"Sorry about that. I thought you were someone I knew..."
"I-It's fine. You just startled me a little. Young men will be young men, I suppose."
My landlady, if anything, seemed embarrassed at her own overreaction, fanning her flushed face with an awkward laugh.
And every time she fanned herself, her massive chest wobbled and rippled like—well, like a slime.
Right, women notice that kind of stare immediately, don't they?
I hastily averted my gaze elsewhere.
"So, you were saying the rent didn't go through?"
"Ah, yes, right. You always pay promptly on the due date, but yesterday was strangely different, so I wondered if something might have happened..."
"I've had some things going on lately, so I must have forgotten. I'll transfer it right now."
I sent the rent over on the spot, right in front of her.
"Ah, thank you. Nothing wrong at home, I hope?"
"No, nothing's wrong. Your unit's wonderful, after all..."
"Oh, it's just an ordinary villa like any other."
Covering her mouth with her hand, she let out a refined little hoho laugh.
But no matter how many times I saw her, our landlady was stunning.
From what I'd heard, she used to work as a hunter back in the day, back when she was an awakened one...
And somewhere along the line I'd picked up the rumor that she'd lost her husband while working as a hunter, became a widow, and then bought this whole building.
Yet she didn't look nearly old enough for that—she could pass for an older sister, easily.
Her outfit was pure MILF-chic, though.
"Well then, I'll be off. Sorry for taking up your time when you're busy."
"Not at all—it's my fault for not paying the rent. Take care getting home."
With a polite bow, my landlady headed down the stairs.
Swish swish—
Hips every bit as enormous as her chest swayed side to side as she drifted farther and farther from my view.
Back in the old days, just getting a look at her chest and ass would've been a fine show, and I'd have been satisfied with that...
But now that I've picked up a slime, I guess I've changed a little.
The moment I saw my landlady, the thought had already sprouted: I could have Lime take her body too.
But hunters are a bit risky...
Unlike Sia, my landlady used to be a hunter.
Awakened ones exist on a whole different level from ordinary people—their physical specs are simply built different.
I had no idea what caliber of hunter she'd been, but even a bottom-tier F-Rank hunter couldn't be beaten by a crowd of regular humans ganging up on them.
Better not make a reckless choice for no reason.
It stung to pass her up, but even without my landlady, I still had Sia.
And so, thinking of Sia, I was idly coaxing my cock back to half-mast when—
Ding-dong—
The doorbell rang.
This time for real...?
I kept my pants on this time, just in case lightning struck twice.
"Who is it?"
"Master, it's me."
SHE'S FINALLY HERE!
Lime, calling me Master in Sia's voice.
I opened the door and pulled her straight into my arms.
"Your cock's already hard. You were waiting to mate with this female, weren't you?"
"Do you know how long I've been waiting?"
"Mm, I can tell. Even from across the street, your cock was throbbing so hard—like you couldn't wait to ravish this female."
Like she was announcing the mating was starting immediately, Lime lifted up the clothes Sia was wearing.
Swoosh—
The instant the fabric rose, pretty lingerie came into view—and beneath it, milky-white breasts with skin even prettier, greeting me.
"Let's mate till we're thoroughly stuffed again?"