The Slime Turned an S-Rank Hunter Into an S-Rank Prostitute
“I-It's really inside my body?”
A low whum of an answer echoed through my head, but just in case, I asked again.
And sure enough, as if I hadn't misheard—
[Yeah... Master.]
Lime answered once more.
It didn't feel like I was hearing it with my ears. I couldn't tell exactly how it worked, but her voice resonated inside my skull, coming through crystal clear.
“Why are you inside my body? Don't tell me you're planning to control me too...?”
Gasp... was she going to puppet my body now? But if anything, it didn't feel like I was being controlled...
[I would n-never try to control you, Master!]
As if telling me not to entertain such suspicions, Lime shrieked right into my brain. The sound was so loud my head throbbed for a moment.
“I-I'm sorry for doubting you... then why are you inside my body?”
[Because you were in danger. You were too weak, Master—you almost died to the Kobold. So I had no choice...]
[To protect you from the Kobold.]
[Mm-hm. If I hadn't, the Kobold would have killed you.]
The moment I'd thrown myself forward to save Sia. That was when Lime had apparently slipped inside to block the Kobold's attack. Now that she mentioned it, I distinctly remembered taking that blow—so how on earth had I come out of it unscathed?
It was thanks to Lime.
[Meanie, Master... I saved your life, and all you did was doubt me.]
Lime's voice wavered, on the verge of tears. Come to think of it, if I'd saved someone's life and their first response was to get suspicious of me, I'd probably feel just that sour too.
“...I'm sorry, Lime.”
[Hnngh... meanie... I hate it when you die, you know... waaaah...]
In the end, Lime went on weeping sadly, like a baby chick chirping in distress.
“I'm really sorry, Lime. I'll never doubt you like that again.”
[......You mean it?]
“I do. But should we talk about this back at home first?”
Passersby on the street had already seen me talking to myself like a lunatic. Any longer and I'd be mistaken for an escaped psychiatric patient, so I hustled home as fast as I could.
Beep—
“Phew...”
Only after getting home did I finally start to relax. There really is no place like home.
The second I stepped inside, I flopped face-down onto my bed and slowly let the tension drain out of my body.
I honestly had no idea where Lime's limits were. Making an ordinary guy's body shrug off a Kobold's strike like it was nothing—was that even possible?
“Let me apologize properly this time. I'm truly sorry, Lime. I was just so shocked for a second that I couldn't help doubting you.”
I soothed her again and again as she sniffled in my head.
“You're the luckiest thing that's ever happened to my life.”
[...Really? I'm your greatest luck, Master?]
“Really.”
She'd brought me drop-dead gorgeous women and set me up to have endless sex with them... she'd saved my life from a Kobold... Lime really had done it all. If that isn't luck, what is?
[Really? Really really? I'm the best one to you, Master?]
“Well, obviously.”
[Hehehe... you're the best too, Master...]
At my words, all of Lime's earlier hurt seemed to melt away, and she laughed happily. Hearing that joy made my own mood lift right along with her.
Getting this ecstatic just from being called some nobody's number one... I was one blessed master.
[How much? More than the other females too?]
“Yeah. More than any of the other females—Lime, you're the best.”
[Then you must be dying to mate with me, huh?]
How does it end up there?
Because I kept indulging Lime as she buzzed around like an overexcited kid, the conversation had somehow steered straight into mating. ...Well, I had been having sex with those other women thanks to Lime in the first place, so fair enough, right?
Besides, I was the one who'd fumbled my words earlier, so I decided I'd just go along with whatever made her happy.
“That's right. Enough that I want to mate with you right this second. No wait—I do want to, right now. Ahh~ I wanna mate with you, Lime~!”
[Th-then just give me a second, Master.]
Her voice, buzzing with excitement, told me to wait just a moment—and then the sound of Lime ringing through my head cut off abruptly.
Lime? I called for her a few times, but she didn't answer—so apparently she was off doing something else. She wouldn't do anything weird to my body, right...? I quietly closed my eyes and waited for her.
The moment I'd dozed off for the briefest of instants—
[Master!]
“Hm? Lime, you're back?”
Once again, Lime's voice rang out in my head, calling for me.
[That thing you got from that strong human female earlier.]
“A strong human female? Oh—Hunter Cha Yura's business card?”
And for some reason, she brought up the business card I'd received from Hunter Cha Yura.
[Yeah. Contact her. When you shook hands earlier, I planted a split body inside that female.]
...Wait, when did she even do that?
Apparently, Lime—now setting her sights on an S-Rank hunter no less—had secretly planted a split body in her.
But no matter how incredible Lime was...
“This person is an S-Rank hunter... you can control even someone like her with just a split body...?”
By my reckoning, there was absolutely no way. I'd more or less accepted that Lime was an absurd, impossible existence, but even so—could she really puppet an S-Rank this easily? Having just watched her one-shot a Kobold, I somehow believed it even less.
[Normally it'd be a little tough, but... I've already controlled that female once before, so it's fine!]
“You've controlled her before?”
When on earth had she ever...?
But before I could even voice my confusion, Lime was already urging me to hurry up and contact Hunter Cha Yura.
“I-Is this really going to work?”
[Yep!]
Half believing, half doubting, I finally—
Brrring—
Ah, whatever. I dialed Hunter Cha Yura.
Beep—
The ringing tone connecting to Cha Yura's line, and then—
“Hello?”
Hunter Cha Yura's voice came through my phone. I took a slow breath to steady a throat that felt like it was about to crack a bad note, and opened my mouth.
“H-hello. Um... I'm the person you saved earlier...”
“Ah... the person from earlier... may I have your name?”
“I-It's Kang Seojun.”
“Mr. Kang Seojun. Did anything happen after you got home? Any problems at all?”
“Well, it's...”
It wasn't like I could say, My slime is telling me to call you! As I agonized over what I was supposed to say—
“Ah—could it be that you're calling because you wish to have intercourse with me?”
“...I'm sorry, what?”
An utterly unhinged line, delivered in Hunter Cha Yura's voice, drifted across the phone line.
“If that's the case, I'll come over right away. What is your address?”
“Ah, it's...”
As if under a spell, I gave Hunter Cha Yura our home address in meticulous detail.
“Understood. I'll be there shortly. Please wait just a moment.”
Click—
“...What the hell.”
Even after the call ended, I couldn't believe what I'd just heard. Cha Yura—a hunter saying she'd come over to mate with me, without a single tremor in her tone... I couldn't wrap my head around it.
[Hehe.]
Lime giggled innocently, as if to say nailed it, and then smoothly slipped out of my body.
Uuogh... What a strange sensation.
“Squeel! Squoooosh!”
As she slowly oozed her way out, Lime transformed back into that adorable blue blob of slime, chirping her cute little squish-squish.
“You're really... just how amazing of a slime are you?”
“Squee?”
Wearing the cutest, snootiest I don't know anything face while secretly mind-controlling an S-Rank hunter...
Staring at that face made my earlier nervousness look downright stupid, so I stretched and squished Lime's soft little body, playing with her to my heart's content.
And then—
Ding-dong—
She's really here...!
Had Hunter Cha Yura already arrived? The doorbell chimed through the apartment.
I swallowed dryly and slowly opened the door.
“Did you wait long?”
“N-no, not at all.”
And there, standing at my door, was Hunter Cha Yura herself.
Her face looked so perfectly composed that I almost wondered if the whole mating thing on the phone had been my imagination.
“So... you really came here to do... that with me?”
Honestly, I couldn't believe it, so I asked one more time.
“Yes. I came to have intercourse with you, Mr. Seojun. Is there a problem?”
As if I were the weird one, Hunter Cha Yura tilted her head in genuine puzzlement. With her that brazenly matter-of-fact, I felt like I'd become the strange one instead.
“N-no, no problem at all.”
“Then shall we begin right away?”
“Yes, yes?”
“If going straight to intercourse with me feels like too much...”
What stood before my eyes was no longer the S-Rank hunter and nationally adored model, Cha Yura. She had been puppeteered by our slime into treating sex with me as a matter of course—
“I could take one step back for you first, if you'd like?”
—an S-Rank prostitute.
“......”
I really was a piece of trash.
The person who'd saved my life earlier had been reduced to this, and instead of stopping Lime—
Throb, throb...
My cock was more excited than it had ever been, standing at full attention.
But I didn't waver anymore. Just like I'd resolved while watching Sia earlier—no more half-measures.
“Then... would it be all right if I took you up on that?”
I decided that if I was going to be trash, I'd be trash all the way.
Pulling my pants straight down, I presented my rock-hard, throbbing cock in front of Hunter Cha Yura.
“My... that's magnificent.”
“Hnh...!”
At the sight of my cock, Cha Yura flinched almost imperceptibly, then slowly lowered herself into a squat before it.
Then, with her face close enough that her breath ghosted over my cock, she lifted her eyes and gazed up at me.
“A magnificent male cock that makes me want to suck it this very instant.”
“I-is that so.”
“It is. If I mated with a cock like this, I couldn't promise anything—not even as an S-Rank hunter.”
“And what, exactly, could you not promise...?”
“That would be...”
Slurp...♡
Oh, what the hell?
Mid-sentence, Hunter Cha Yura flicked her tongue out and gently licked along my glans. Her teasing tongue didn't stop.
“Slurp, slurp, slurp...”
“Tch...”
As if she meant to reduce me to putty with her tongue alone, she kneaded that springy muscle all over my cock with astonishing skill. Then, after drenching my shaft like she was savoring a candy, she finished with a kiss right on the tip—
“Smooch...♡ I have every confidence I won't fail to become a shameless pervert female fawning over this cock.”
Every confidence she won't fail...?
It sounded all but confirmed that she was already a shameless pervert female fawning over my cock, Cha Yura said. Lime, what on earth did you do to this woman's brain to turn her into such a perverted bitch?
Not that I was in any position to complain. I was genuinely so turned on that I was standing there offering Cha Yura my fully erect cock.
I was only curious why, if the goal was simply to have her mate with me, Lime had bothered to transform her into such a degraded mess instead of just possessing her body outright.
But as if that question were entirely beside the point—
“Then first, let me take one step back for you with my mouth-pussy♡ using this magnificent cock of yours, Mr. Seojun.”
Hunter Cha Yura thrust her lips forward and swallowed my cock into her mouth in one smooth motion. And just like that, the dignified face she'd worn when saving me was nowhere to be found—replaced by the face of a female born solely to suck cock.
Utterly shameless, she went full degenerate bitch-face on my cock♡
“Shluoooob......”
Gllkk-gllkk—♡
Stretching her lips out long like an octopus, she began sucking me off with deep, glottal slurps of pure devotion♡