Shh♡ The MILF Masturbates with Her Secretly Hidden Dildo♡
They say a man will want sex as long as he has the strength left to lift a spoon — and honestly, that saying couldn't be more accurate.
The moment I came face to face with Hari, my cock twitched and reacted despite how exhausted my body was.
My mind went straight to imagining her naked body underneath that tight, mature-woman outfit.
"Are you feeling unwell? You're trembling a little."
"Ah, I... pushed myself a bit hard with my workout this morning."
"Pfft... just how hard did you work out to be shaking like that?"
Hari really is lovely even when she's laughing.
And yet, despite that fresh, innocent face of hers, I'd actually held that devastating body of hers in my arms?
Just imagining it was enough to make me hard.
"Um... excuse me."
"Yes? What is it?"
Did she catch me staring at her chest?
"Th-that thing down there..."
Down there? Why would she— oh, shit.
It wasn't a feeling of getting hard. I was actually, genuinely hard right now.
I'd figured my loose-fitting pants would hide it, but my cock — which so thoroughly exceeded the male average — was jutting out over the fabric, obscenely prominent.
I was fucked!
I immediately crossed my legs and tried to cover myself with a hand—
"Whoa!"
My trembling, post-workout legs betrayed me and I lost my balance entirely.
At this rate, with Hari watching, I was going to crash forward flat on my face in the most humiliating way possible.
Just as I was desperately fighting to stay upright—
"Watch out!"
Whoosh—
Hari threw her broom to the ground and threw her whole body at me, catching me as I toppled.
And thanks to her, instead of sprawling face-first onto the floor—
Boing—♡
"Hahk..."
Just like the lucky pervert protagonist of a romcom manga, my face buried itself deep in Hari's chest.
"Are you hurt anywhere?"
"Ah, thanks to you... Ha, I'm so sorry!!"
I shot back up instantly, tearing my face out of her cleavage.
"I'm really, truly sorry! I swear it wasn't on purpose!"
"I-I know. You don't have to apologize that much."
Even though a man who'd gotten hard looking at her had just buried his face in her breasts, Hari just waved her hands and brushed it off.
"It's... it's just a biological thing, you know..."
"W-well, you're young, Seojun... young men can't always help it, right...... yeah..."
Because of my rock-hard cock, Hari couldn't even meet my eyes.
It felt like every word I said trying to smooth things over would only make things worse, so I swallowed them all.
"W-well then, I should get going. Take care!"
"Ah, yes... see you next time."
Shuffle, shuffle—
Trying my best to hide my erection, I hurried my shaking legs out of there as fast as they would carry me.
"Because of me... he ended up like that......?"
Once Seojun had left and she was alone, Hari gazed after the spot where he'd stood and murmured quietly to herself.
He definitely hadn't been sticking out like that when they first said hello...
I could feel Seojun's eyes on my chest a little, and then he got that hard...... that healthy......
"Honestly, what is wrong with me."
Hari knew she had a slightly stronger sex drive than most people, but... lately it felt like it had become impossible to control.
The number of times she masturbated had skyrocketed — once a day was now just the baseline...
Her fingers could barely satisfy her anymore, and now she'd even graduated to using a dildo.
And as proof of that, even right now...
Without meaning to, she was picturing the shape of Seojun's cock.
Not only was it far bigger than the dildo she owned, it curved so magnificently — she could just imagine how it would press deep into all the right spots...
"Slurp... ah, no. Stop thinking about it."
Having actually drooled at the thought of Seojun's cock, Hari hastily wiped her mouth and glanced warily around her.
Phew...
Thankfully, no one had seen her looking like the absolute pervert housewife she currently was.
Swish, swish—
It was getting harder and harder to focus on sweeping.
No matter how hard she tried not to think about it—
Damp—
—her mind kept drifting back to Seojun and the way he'd been hard for her just moments ago.
Little by little, ever so slowly, she could feel her panties growing wet.
Was it because she hadn't relieved herself yet today?
It had to be. She wasn't getting her needs met, so of course she kept having these filthy fantasies about Seojun.
I'm sorry for being such a lewd housewife, Seojun.
Having apologized to Seojun in her heart, Hari—
Swish—
"Haaa......"
—walked through her front door and immediately dug out the dildo she'd hidden away in her secret spot.
A black one, and quite a large one at that.
She fixed it in her favorite position, then lowered her hips onto it.
"Mmnh... I really must be a pervert, huh..."
She didn't even need lube — her pussy was already soaked through.
It was pathetic how wet she got just from fantasizing about Seojun's cock, and yet...
Shlk♡
"Mmnh...!"
She couldn't hold back her lust.
Spreading her legs wide against the floor, she sank her enormous ass down and swallowed the dildo with her plump cheeks.
The heavy thickness of it filled her pussy completely.
Shlk♡ shlk♡ shlk♡ shlk♡
"Haahng. Ahn, ahn..."
Grabbing handfuls of her own huge, dripping tits, she rode the dildo and rocked her hips.
"Mmnh... Seojun..."
Without even realizing it, Hari called out his name.
The truth was, every time she masturbated lately, she'd been secretly moaning Seojun's name more and more often.
Shk♡ shk♡ shk♡ shk♡ shk♡
Why, though?
Was it because so much time had passed since she'd lost her husband? Or was she simply that much of a pervert?
She'd turned away every single man who'd hit on her over the years — so why Seojun, of all people...
Hari couldn't explain it, but she'd even started to wonder whether she'd actually fallen for him.
But there was one truth Hari could never have known.
The reason she'd become so shamelessly lustful around Seojun lay with the slime — with the day it had taken over her body.
A female body absolutely overflowing with the urge to breed.
Irritated by Hari's body, which ovulated and scattered eggs at every opportunity, the slime had had no choice but to...
[Kyuuu!]
—leave one of its tiny split bodies inside Hari's womb.
It was a device designed to devour her eggs, so that all the ones she kept releasing wouldn't interfere with its absorption of semen.
And since a split body that adored Seojun beyond measure was lodged in her womb...
Hari, influenced by it, had found herself helplessly drawn to him without understanding why.
And neither Seojun nor Hari herself would ever learn that truth.
Desperate to make sense of these inexplicable feelings the slime had planted in her—
"Haah... Seojun. I'm sorry for being such a perverted housewife... mmnh......!"
—Hari cried his name over and over, fucking her pussy hard with the dildo.
Thinking of Seojun's cock, she pinched her stiff, aroused nipples viciously and pounded her hips like even more of a degenerate.
"Mmnhh......!!"
Squirt—
Climaxing lightly on the dildo, Hari gushed a long stream of pussy juice.
Still standing, she stuck her ass out shamelessly and savored the lingering aftershocks.
Her hips and ass trembled uncontrollably on their own.
But... even after cumming like that, Hari wasn't satisfied.
Her womb, ruled by the slime's split body, was changing — becoming something a mere dildo could never satisfy.
In the end—
"Haahng...! Please fuck me, Seojun... shove it into this shameless old slut's pussy..."
—she gave up on the dildo entirely and started sucking on her own huge tits directly.
Chup, chup♡
As she sucked her breasts, she spread her pussy hole wide with her fingers and teased herself, imagining that if Seojun's cock were right in front of her, she could take it into this pussy immediately.
And so, that day, Hari spent the entire afternoon fucking herself senseless with her own hands.
Begging a Seojun who wasn't even there to fuck her, she consoled her aching, needy pussy all on her own.
"Finally going down..."
Getting my erection to subside thanks to Hari turned out to be a whole ordeal of its own.
I'd arrived at the convenience store ages ago, but the damn thing wouldn't go down, and I got scolded for it.
Ding—
"Ah, Seojun, you're here again today~!"
The moment I stepped into the store, Sia greeted me like she was genuinely glad to see me.
After our usual round of hellos, I grabbed a drink and headed over to the register where she stood.
"You haven't been buying cigarettes lately, have you? You used to come in and buy nothing but smokes."
"Ah... I've been working out, so I'm trying to cut back. Been stuffing my face with snacks and drinks instead, though."
"You work out, Seojun?"
Sia gave my body a quick once-over, looking surprised.
"Now that you mention it, you do seem to have a bit of muscle... have you always exercised?"
"A little, back in my school days."
"Hmm. Let me see."
Reaching over the counter, Sia began running her soft fingers gently along my arm.
With a woman like Sia feeling up my bicep, I couldn't help flexing for all I was worth, showing off.
"Ooh~ you really do have some muscle!"
"Nngh...! Wh-what do you think?"
"Pfff-hah! Aren't you flexing a little too hard?"
Even if I hadn't just worked out, this was a matter of a man's pride. I refused to let a single ounce of tension out of that arm, trembling as it was, while Sia kept touching it.
"Quitting cigarettes and working out hard, huh? I'm starting to see you in a whole new light, Seojun."
"...And how did you see me before, exactly?"
"Hmm...... 'The customer who comes in every day for cigarettes wearing the exact same clothes'?"
Khak.
Th-that's... it's not like I was trying to dress up, so all my clothes look basically the same...
"But you look pretty sharp now. I'd give you a 3.5 out of 5 stars."
That rating felt generous and stingy at the same time.
You can't run a business handing out ratings like that!!
"Couldn't you be a little more generous...?"
"Nope. My star ratings are precious. Get even better-looking, and maybe I'll reconsider."
"That's cheap. I refuse."
"Hmm~ really? You'll regret it though~"
Sia said with a mischievous little smile.
"You see... my dream is to date a man who's a 5 out of 5 by my personal standards..."
"Wha...!"
These star ratings... were they that significant?
By dating standards, wasn't my 3.5 actually pretty high...? Suddenly I was feeling amazing.
"...Has there ever been a man who hit 5 stars?"
"Sadly enough, no. Not once..."
Which meant... if I ever hit a 5, I could become Sia's first boyfriend?
Clench!
My fist tightened all on its own.
"Pff-hahaha. You're being way too obvious, you know that?"
"Ah, that's..."
"Your face just now was practically screaming, 'Give me that 5 stars already~!'"
Sia could read people far too well.
Every time I panicked and laughed awkwardly — "Ahaha—" — at her relentless teasing, she'd cover her mouth and laugh, her eyes crinkling beautifully like I was the most entertaining thing in the world.
God, this was happiness.
Would I ever have been able to joke around with Sia like this if it weren't for Lime?
Damn it. Time to worship Lime all over again.
Just as I was giving silent thanks to Lime for making this moment possible—
"Ah, Seojun, are you free by any chance today?"
"Uh, yeah, I am — why?"
Sia suddenly asked if I had time.
"Well, there's a new cafe nearby that supposedly has amazing desserts, and it feels a little weird going alone... want to come with me?"
Was this... a date?
And not one I was asking for — Sia herself was personally asking me out.
Maybe I was counting my eggs before they hatched, but hope was already blooming in my chest whether I liked it or not.
"Seojun?"
"Ye-yes! I can! Absolutely! Even if I couldn't, I'd make it work!"
Even though I'd answered with maximum overkill at the thought of a date with Sia—
"Pfft... what even was that."
—she laughed, exasperated but clearly amused.
"Then, after I get off work later, I need to stop by my place for a bit... shall we meet back here?"
"Yeah, sounds good."
"Then I'll need to contact you... could you write down your number?"
Would I ever!
Sia was actually asking for my number — I wanted to hand over my resident registration number too, unsolicited.
"Here you go..."
"Then, I'll text you first later."
Ding—
Having promised to reach out, I picked up my drink and walked out of the store.
Is this a dream?
Lime hadn't possessed Sia's body or anything, and yet I was going on a date with her...
Is this the power of exercise?
A little working out changes things this much?
Truthfully, I had no idea whether it was really the exercise, but for now I practically floated back home, my steps impossibly light.
"Was asking me out really that exciting for him?"
Watching Seojun through the store window as he practically bounced away, Sia burst out laughing.
Why does that man keep getting cuter and cuter?
So this is what they mean by 'so ugly it's charming,' huh.
Every time she met Seojun at the store and talked with him, it felt like her fondness for him crept up a little higher.
He just seemed like a genuinely good person?
Somehow, talking to him was just easy. And fun.
Even though he wasn't classically handsome, she'd stopped caring about his looks entirely.
The fact that he'd quit smoking and started working out had been a massive plus in her book, too.
The way Seojun couldn't hide his crush on her no matter how hard he tried.
Teasing him had somehow gotten so fun that she'd impulsively gone and set up a date.
"Swing by home, redo my makeup a little... and change into something else."
Couldn't exactly half-ass a date, could she?
Plotting out her preparation plan for the cafe date with Seojun, Sia hummed a little tune under her breath.