Empty House
"I'll give you all three days off. You've worked hard, so here's a bonus."
"Th-thank you. But if we all take leave at once, who'll prepare meals for the young ladies?"
"We'll handle that ourselves, so go enjoy your vacation. And don't come anywhere near here during that time."
Paeng Soso shoved vacations at the maids willy-nilly. Only after personally kicking out even the most senior one did she turn to me with a refreshed smile.
"Now all the interlopers are gone, Jin gaga!"
This Yongbong Branch Assembly raid had wrapped up without a single casualty, but the aftermath wasn't over. There were still interrogations of the attackers, reports to the imperial court about the gunpowder weapons, soothing the rattled commoners, and so on.
Paeng Ojin, having witnessed the whole mess up close, was inevitably swamped running around everywhere. The moment Paeng Soso heard he'd be away from home for a few days, she stuffed cash into the maids' hands and booted them out of the estate.
All to leave just the three of us!
Paeng Soso double-locked the front gate "just in case," then giggled and burrowed into my side. I reflexively wrapped an arm around her waist, and suddenly she shuddered.
"Haa... It's been so long since I've been able to cling to you like this without a care, Jin gaga. I missed it so much."
"Yeah. Should've done this ages ago."
I slid my hand down to stroke her ass as I said it, and she started wriggling.
"Jin gaga, you perv. The second no one's watching, you go right for it?"
"And you hate that?"
"I meant do it more."
Oh. So it wasn't shame making her squirm—it was rubbing her ass against my hand. Well... come to think of it, we'd held back a lot.
At best, a quickie in some empty spot or her handling it solo. Compared to those nights of pounding her deep and creampieing her over and over, we'd been saints.
"Oh, right—are you still keeping it inside?"
"Your cum? Nope. I emptied it out on purpose. You'll be filling me up yourself for a while anyway, right?"
Paeng Soso stroked her lower belly with a sultry smile. God, I wanted to flip up her clothes and rail her senseless right then... but no.
First things first. I gripped her ass hard and smacked my lips.
Tsk... "Yeonhwa still holed up in her room?"
"Hng... Yeah. She did venture to the kitchen for a snack last night, though."
"Progress, then."
Well... "late-stage youth" technically covers mid-teens to mid-twenties, so a 30-year-old like Hong Yeonhwa didn't quite fit. Still, getting treated like an elder even by the white-haired Murim Alliance Leader had shocked her into a full day of sulking.
Thanks to me telling her age didn't matter before, she hadn't totally crumbled like when she first got called an old hag.
Creak.
Paeng Soso and I opened the door to Hong Yeonhwa's room and stepped in. No fancy decorations, but an oddly antique vibe permeated the space. In the center of the spacious chamber sat a round bundle of bedding.
"Hong-unnie? What're you doing in there?"
A tuft of pink hair poked out from a small gap in the bundle.
"...Thinking, ni-ra."
"About what?"
"What if this lady is actually 130 years old, but dementia wiped out a century of memories? Such thoughts, ni-ra."
She's fretting over the weirdest stuff. But pondering it... yeah, this was kinda...
"Hot as hell."
"Huh?"
"Pardon?"
Hong Yeonhwa and Paeng Soso stared at me like my elementary classmates did when I wondered aloud if platypuses got pregnant anally since they shit, piss, and fuck from the same hole.
Hey! It's a valid point!
"Think about it. She gave up 130 years of virginity for me. Remember what you said the first time, Yeonhwa?"
"Th-that was...!"
I still remember every word. Something like, 'Cock, you can do it! Power through and pop this lady's cherry!'
"You... said that, Hong-unnie...?"
Paeng Soso's horrified echo turned Hong Yeonhwa beet red.
"Eek! Eeeek...!"
She finally flung off the blankets and lunged, clamping my mouth while hopping mad in place.
"That was because you tricked this lady!"
"Mmph! Bmph!"
"What was I supposed to do, knowing nothing the first time, when you said the dick had its own personality? Of course I believed you!"
"Buhuhu mmph?"
"And later, when your sleeping dick 'taught' Soso oral with lines like 'Lick the slit inside to make the cock happy, ni-ra!'—seeing her treat it like a person was so cute you chuckled, but do you know how much cold sweat I broke out in?!"
Lick.
"Eek!"
I licked her palm, and she yanked it away in shock.
"Pfah...! If that happened, you should've woken me."
"You...! So you wanted to help this lady not embarrass herself in front of Soso, right?!"
"Nah, just watch."
Missing that prime entertainment was a lifelong regret.
"Gyaak!"
Unable to hold back her rage, Hong Yeonhwa straddled my lap and chomped my nape like a maniac. My Iron King Heart Protection Art was nearing great success, though—without channeling qi, her bites just tickled.
I gently stroked the head of Hong Yeonhwa, who was desperately gnawing, nibbling, savoring, and relishing my neck.
"Mmmu... mmu..."
Her bite softened bit by bit until it was just lip-smacking.
"Feeling better now?"
"If you wanted this lady out of the blankets, there are better ways, ni-ra."
"Like this?"
Boing.
"Nueh?"
This position was basically a full hug. The soft squish everywhere and perfect weight had my cock rock-hard ages ago. Hong Yeonhwa lifted her hips in fluster.
"Isn't this just trapping me more outside the blankets?"
"Not quite."
"Hehe... Jin gaga's right, Hong-unnie. Know what happened while you were all rolled up?"
Paeng Soso beamed as she explained Paeng Ojin would be gone for days, and the maids on vacation too.
"In short: this estate's empty as a ghost town for three days. Get what that means?"
"We can use this whole place however we want? Anywhere...?"
"Exactly! Anywhere!"
Hong Yeonhwa now shook her ass on me with eager, lewd anticipation.
"A most tempting prospect. Right now...!"
"Hold up—not yet."
"Mmu? No one's here—what's the issue? Right...!"
"I said no."
I stopped her stripping and fixed her clothes; her pink eyes shook with shock.
"Why... why not?!"
"Because first..."
Before I finished, the light faded from her pupils as she rapid-fired:
"This lady swallowed nine bottles of your essence. Twenty-nine orgasms from your scent alone thinking of you, eighty-three from her breasts, 127 from her pussy, a bit over ten bottles creampied inside, sixty-five from the feel of it soaking her womb. Yet we've only fucked directly fourteen times. This lady suffered so much—was it nothing to you? Why? Why only me? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?... Ah, don't tell me you got some other girl on the sly...!"
"No! I just had a proposal first!"
"Right, Hong-unnie! So calm down!"
Her sudden acceleration had me and Paeng Soso trembling as we yelled; only then did her eyes sparkle normally again.
"Hmph... overreaction. Just teasing—don't take it so hard. This lady isn't mad at all, ni-ra."
"...Really?"
At my skeptical tone, she scratched her head awkwardly.
"Really, ni-ra. Saw this 'yandere' trend in the markets lately and tried it out. Trends have reasons—thought maybe you liked it... guess not."
"Never do that again."
"Yeah, unnie. My heart dropped."
Fun to enjoy this world, but she's picking up weird influences.
"Ahem. So, what's this proposal?"
"Well... since Soso became mine, we haven't had much one-on-one. Mostly threesomes."
So for these three days: first two solo with Yeonhwa then Soso, last day all three tumbling as usual. Hong Yeonhwa nodded.
"Splendid idea. Add one more: today my way, tomorrow Soso's, last day yours?"
"Ooh... nice? But what do you even wanna do?"
She smiled softly and waved it off.
"Nothing much, ni-ra. Just... except for bathroom breaks, keep your cock inside this lady's pussy all day long."
...No small thing?