1_Ordered the Married Woman Next Door
1_Ordered the Married Woman Next Door
It was a day like any other.
In other words, I had been worked to death with overtime and was finally on my way home.
"It's been days since I've been home, haah-."
Kim Jinseong, 28 years old. A young man who worked his ass off.
The company he works at is a game company called Future Tunnel.
It was originally a company that threw work-life balance to the dogs, but recently, with a new release coming up, they entered a so-called 'crunch' emergency work mode, and after dying... well, dying about three times, I was finally able to come home now.
"I swear, once this project is over, I'm quitting."
What's the point of giving you so much money?
I had left my phone for repair at a shop literally just a stone's throw away not even a week ago, but I didn't even have the time to go pick it up, so I had to get it delivered by courier.
The work environment was already shit, and the people were a problem too.
"...If it weren't for that bitch Kwon Sehee, I could have gone home yesterday."
A hysteric whose ability doesn't even reach half of her nasty temper, and my direct supervisor. Truth be told, work aside, she was the main culprit responsible for most of my resignation gauge going up.
'Pretty face excuses everything? Ha... I'm really, really going to quit.'
And actually, even if I earned money by working full triple shifts—extra, night, late-night—I had nowhere to spend it.
No girlfriend, and no time to meet one.
The only hobby I had, gaming, I got sick of after entering a game company and don't even want to look at it anymore.
The only pleasure I had was hitting fried chicken and beer on Fridays like today and sleeping like the dead on the weekend.
As I was thinking that and got on the elevator to go up to my place, that moment came.
Chulleong, chulleong, chulleong-.
"Hold on!"
'...What rotten luck.'
A woman running with her large breasts jiggling just before the doors closed...
Lee Nagyeong.
I knew her. Even if I didn't want to.
"Thank you for waiti... ugh-!"
As soon as Lee Nagyeong saw that it was me in the elevator, her expression soured at lightning speed.
"You getting in or not?"
"...I'll get in."
As soon as she got on, she went into the corner. She didn't press a button.
That was because Nagyeong and I not only live on the same floor but right next door.
'That alone is lucky.'
The so-called hidden camera incident.
She mistook the sound of me taking a screenshot of a file to send to the company for a photo shutter sound, made an innocent person out to be a hidden camera creep, and then even called the cops, so I got dragged to the station and was late for work and got thoroughly chewed out.
'And she never apologized to the very end.'
She and I, who hadn't been on good terms because of soundproofing issues anyway, turned into full-blown enemies after the hidden camera incident. Literally enemies who share a roof.
So the air between us as the elevator went up was filled with only chilliness.
"....."
"..."
Aside from my feelings toward her not being kind, I understood to some degree.
Just looking at her appearance alone, she was so pretty that even I, who couldn't stand the sight of her, couldn't help but glance her way... no, she was fucking gorgeous.
Glance-.
'She cut her hair.'
I personally thought short hair like that was unattractive... but looking at her, it was enough to change my mind.
It wasn't just her face that was pretty; her body was so incredible that my limited vocabulary couldn't describe it fully.
From the bursting breasts that had jiggled when she ran earlier, to her sharply tapered waist and her seductively flared hips.
'She probably does get a lot of actual hidden camera pics taken of her.'
I understand. But I don't accept it.
Slide-.
Is it called a Dongtan dress? She knows better than anyone how she looks, but wearing such skin-tight clothes is definitely not normal. Especially after having already been through a hidden camera photo incident.
Pfft-.
'Well, if it happens again, she'll have reaped what she sowed.'
Who knows. Maybe she knows and deliberately dresses like that because she enjoys those gazes.
Don't get me wrong. I'm not a gentleman, but I'm not the kind of person who normally thinks like this. Lee Nagyeong is the only exception.
'...Or not? To Kwon Sehee too...'
But what was certain was, whatever others' gazes might be, she definitely did not enjoy my gaze.
Jjirit-.
"What are you looking at, is this a sightseeing tour?"
"I wasn't looking."
"Don't make me laugh, I know you were staring at my chest just now!"
"Well, I said I wasn't."
Smirk-.
"Should I pull out your brain and check to prove it? Like when I showed you my phone last time?"
She said it defiantly, thrusting her head forward.
"Go ahead. But if nothing comes out this time either, you're really going to apologize?"
"..."
Grind-.
Nagyeong's face twisted. Even if not ten years' worth, it felt like a week's accumulated crunch fatigue was wiped away in an instant.
Ttiring, 14th floor.
"Shii... I need to get out of this shitty neighborhood fast!"
Kung, kung, kung, kung-.
She fled, saved by the elevator opening at just the right moment. Even then, her swaying buttocks were impressive. If not for seeing, you'd never know—you might not even be able to grasp it with both hands...
"Eugh, let's stop these stupid thoughts and go order some chicken and sleep."
Clearly, I had a lot piled up—physically and mentally—because these awful thoughts kept surging up.
"...Should I at least greet her next time I see her."
When you got down to it, there was no need to go that far, but there was a sense that I'd taken out my frustration on her.
'...Today it's that.'
That was one thing, and this was another.
*
Of course, to do that, even Mount Geumgang looks better after a meal, so I decided to order fried chicken first.
Ttakttak, ttakttak-.
"Euhheuheuheum~."
After moving the SIM card from the temporary phone to the phone I received by courier, I turned the phone on.
"What should I order."
Violently deep-fried? Smoky grilled? Or mild old-style whole chicken?
As I was happily agonizing, waiting a moment for the phone to boot up.
Ttiring-.
"I'll just order everything and eat all weekend."
I opened the delivery app to splurge like an adult, but as if to get revenge for earlier, I heard Nagyeong's piercing voice from behind the wall.
[ "Are you kidding me!?" ]
Tuk-.
"...That startled me."
A shout so loud I almost dropped my phone.
[ "Are you messing with me? Why are you telling me this now!? I went to all the trouble of making dinner, if you'd told me earlier it wouldn't spoil!" ]
[ "What? That's not the issue right now!" ]
[ "Company dinner? Don't bullshit me. You're going to see that bitch Ayeong or whatever again, aren't you!" ]
[ "Get lost, get lost, get lost! Don't even think about coming home! Go live with that Ayeong bitch!" ]
"Huh... how is there not a single day without fighting."
Because the old apartment had zero soundproofing, I could hear every bit of her arguing with her husband.
From what I'd heard, her husband had blown the money they were going to use for a newlywed home on stocks, or something. Because of that, the two of them had been fighting practically every day since they moved in.
One day it was problems with both families' parents, another day it was about socks rolled up and put in a laundry net...
'These days the topic was that bar girl, Ayeong or whatever.'
The start of the incident was discovering the phone number of some Kim or Park Ayeong on the husband's phone. The husband made an excuse that a client liked her so he put it in for business... but
I don't know. While I think it could be true for someone in sales, I also understand Nagyeong's feelings...
'Let's not care.'
I turned my attention back to my phone. As usual, I clicked on the slave icon sitting proudly at the top of the popular categories...
"Huh...?"
[ Nation of Whores ]
[ Popular Categories ]
[ Slave ] [ Lover ] [ Couple ] [ SM ] ...
'What is this...?'
Was I so tired I was seeing things? Even after rubbing my eyes and looking again, it was still a strange delivery app.
Swipe, swipe, swipe-.
[ Nation of Whores ]
[ Pussy ]
[ Onahole Its ]
[ Breasts Grab... ]
Apps I had never installed were lined up.
'What the? This is my phone, right?'
Strange apps that oddly resembled delivery apps. When you went in, they were all filled with lewd women's photos and words.
'Is this a porn site...?'
These days do phone repair shops install malicious apps too? Just as I was bewildered-
Click-.
[ Unregistered user. ]
[ Starting registration. ]
"What the?"
Tuk, tuk, tuk-.
"What's this, why won't it turn off."
Suddenly, the phone took a photo on its own and froze up. I tried pressing the power button, but it was no use.
[ Searching user's location... ]
[ Search complete ]
[ Analyzing user's product preferences... ]
[ Registering membership... ]
Ttiring-.
[ Registration complete ]
[ Congratulations on joining, Kim Jinseong ]
[ A welcome gift for new members is provided. ]
[ One free delivery service coupon has been added to your coupon box. ]
[ One product registration ticket has been provided. ]
Just this much was bewildering enough, but the newly appeared window made me even dizzier.
[ Hostess, Park Ayeong / 31 years old, 164cm, 57kg / B-W-H: 89-62-88 ][ Product Grade - 『Sexy Woman』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: 40,000 won ][ Estimated time: 25 minutes ]
[ Telemarketer, Kim Myeongji / 36 years old, 159cm, 52kg / B-W-H: 75-66-83 ][ Product Grade - 『Lady』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: 30,000 won ] [ Estimated time: 57 minutes ]
[ Cosmetics Salesperson, Oh Jieun / 27 years old, 169cm, 60kg / B-W-H: 82-67-86 ][ Product Grade - 『Lady』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: 50,000 won ] [ Estimated time: 39 minutes ]
[ YouTuber, Seo Eunyeong / 29 years old, 160cm, 51kg / B-W-H: 88-49-72 ][ Product Grade - 『Sexy Woman』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: 100,000 won ] [ ※Not in orderable hours※ ]
"...What the hell..."
Naked pictures of women came scrolling up. Not just revealing, but nipples and genitals all too...
Scroll-.
[ Housewife, Lee Geumhee / 66 years old, 157cm, 68kg / B-W-H: 86-57-78 ][ Product Grade - 『Enchantress』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: 5,000 won ][ ※Product is sold out.※ ]
"...! Fuck-!"
Tuktuktuktuktuktuk-.
Overwhelmed with a shock beyond bewilderment, I moved my fingers frantically on the screen.
"Ugh, urgh..."
'Forget it, forget it. I forget a lot of things in a day. I'll forget this too.'
The shock wasn't easily dispelled. It was good I escaped those images that were tantamount to a tactical nuclear bomb, but
In the process, I must have pressed something wrong because this message appeared on my phone.
[ Product registration ticket has been used. ]
[ Registering product... ]
[ Educating product... ]
[ ... ]
[ Complete ]
[ Lee Nagyeong has been registered as a product. ]
[ Housewife, Lee Nagyeong / 26 years old, 162cm, 48kg / B-W-H: 99-53-94 ][ Product Grade - 『Insensitive』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: 80,000 won ][ Estimated time: 3 minutes ]
"Huh?"
'Why is she showing up here all of a sudden?'
Even if I could understand how they knew my name and such from the information on my phone, I had no idea why Nagyeong appeared.
"Is this a hidden camera...?"
Then the order window started popping up.
Twinkle, twinkle-.
[ First Delivery Free ]
[ Housewife, Lee Nagyeong / 26 years old, 166cm, 48kg / B-W-H: 99-53-94 ][ Product Grade - 『Insensitive』 ]
[ Delivery Fee: Free ][ Estimated time: 3 minutes ]
[ Would you like to order Lee Nagyeong? ]
"..."
I really had no clue what was happening. I had no clue, but...
Tap-.
As if possessed, I moved my finger and pressed on the phone.
[ Order complete. ]
[ Setting up Lee Nagyeong. Please wait. ]
After about one minute, then two minutes, from beyond the wall...
[ Lee Nagyeong delivery has begun! ]
Footsteps started coming from Lee Nagyeong's place.
Tak, tak, tak...
Click-. Creak-.
Footsteps getting closer and then the sound of the front door opening.
[ Safely delivering Lee Nagyeong to the customer's home! ]
Step, step, step... stop-.
The sound grew louder until it stopped in front of my door.
Knock, knock, knock-.
Thinking it couldn't be, I opened the door, and...
There she really was.
"....."
Ttiring-.
[ Lee Nagyeong delivery complete. ]
[ Enjoy your meal! ]